DuchessDee:
Yeye Pelzin

Pay Na " Thank you " you go collect

dechriscool:
You can step on her foot intentionally and quickly say "Am so sorry dear".
After her respond,convo can start almost immediately like:"Wow!I admire your courtesy and gentility.I am.... and you are...

Pray for your star make ee no be the day wey she just newly fix her toe nails and she is in a bad mood.You know the rest....

DuchessDee:
Thank you

mimicue:
Don't go and make money , be lookin for how to toast inside bus when your mates are toasting from Range Rover

Gaxx01:


Taaa u no fine. With ur teeth like man wey dey soak garri

engrnoble:




Epic! bro. let convert this to money nah?

onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake call and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

DuchessDee:
Thank you

DuchessDee:

Let me break it down... I'm an introvert, a principled lady and not usually in for small talks. My friends went through hell before breaking communication barrier but they all liked the outcome. Your start up line may be a big turn off to me, so I prefer starting first. . Call me weird, I'm used to it


Thanks for the compliments

NartezBrief:


Dope my hat for you ooo, at least you sabi all our tricks. Infact i go like sit down near you

Don't mind DuchessDee who just dey form

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

ogtavia:
....darn too ugly....hehehe....no lady is ugly....

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

smh!

Felixalex:



ur mates de doff bra n pata, na hat u de doff, who hat epp??

sup?

oscaruzie:


darbee,darbeee............how many time I call you?

lolz!

Impeller:
Yout matter eh! simi exposed all my flows in her song: Jamb question

Omoluabi16:
Biko, tell us any newly discovered secret of making money. Not this balderdash.

thunderbabs:
Instead of talking politics or buhari, just call ur buddy or cousin for America or uk for like 10mins....talking travel and some dollars and pounds..

Then, after the call and some minutes, hit on her...

Forget, interest go dey.

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

darbeelicous:
sup?

darbeelicous:
monitoring spirit ....... How market?

yea.... its in d oda room

oscaruzie:

your boy just dey o...any beta 4 me??

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

udonminit

ogtavia:
you no gree make I sell na

darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys I doff my hat for Una o!

yea..... Lots of times actually, it feels gud to watch a guy fool himself in the name of convo.

alaskido:


Looks like the method you listed have been used on you before . Speaking from experience.