jesfrosh:








every spirit of prick in my life





DIEEEEEEE

Dieeeee ke?

You no like ursef ooo. God gave it to you as a multi-purpose tool, you say mk d spirit of prick die? I no pity you nd ur wife

ogtavia:
last year after NYSC,a friend of mine came over when she left her PPA and came to stay with me cos she was looking for a job in the state where I lived...in fact, I had a female friend to pair her with but she refused saying she would only be comfortable staying with me...so she stayed a little over a month...I am team #nosexbeforemarriage so it never even crossed my mind that anything would happen...initially we had no issues but along the line she became a real pain in the A and became so annoying...she picked up anything I said and started a quarrel with it wherein she insulted me and I kept quiet...bear in mind,she was the first person I met when I got into UNI,my buddy from secondary school was her family friend so he introduced her to me,when I came to know her in school initially she showed glimpses of aggressiveness but I thought she was only being playful.... well,she had a sister in that same town but refused to stay with her...anything I said made her angry...I cooked,cleaned,washed while she watched movie,ate and slept..i would go to work,come back and still cook...during the rare occasions where she cooked or cleaned,i knew an insult session was coming....she is my agemate,i nearly asked her to leave but couldn't,..on a good day she is really nice but on those terrible days...she becomes a monster.....we slept on the same bed since I lived in a studio apartment....but a time came when she on her own decided to sleep on the couch and sometimes lay a mattress on the floor and slept....finally finally she announced she was leaving and I was so relieved....till today most of my friends never believe I had nothing intimate to with her....i had no lady in my life then,i didn't know about her....she is pretty,great figure and all that,but I just wasn't attracted to her and if I ever was, I never would act on it...there was a time I travelled and post poned my return but forgot to tell her, when I came in at night,she was soo madd but didn't say a word,i noticed so I kept quiet ,she had cooked so while eating I playfully her asked why she didn't even call to ask me how my trip had been and when I would finally return ... even though we spoke while I was away and she even mailed me a document I forgot....she really exploded....she said many things,one thing she said that shocked me was when she asked me why I expected her to call when she wasn't my girlfriend or sexually attracted to me,i could only keep quiet and stare at her....when she was done,i quietly said sorry,...a short while after that,she left......

u are really a cool guy. ur type I just like

jesfrosh:






Lmao..... If she can cook well I'd gladly marry ooo

Better face your book or work or whatever

omo see traffic on this thread...some people and immorality be like 5&6

dollyjoy:
Your former roommate 'indirectly' dashed you a wife, enjoy bro.

Omo babe... you too bad oo

Princess4ng:
There was a time we stayed in our room 5 of us... 2 gurls and 3 guys.... Believe me when I said we were very comfortable staying togeda.... We were friends and nobody was dating nobody.. Infact, we were more like brothers and sisters.... It was fun but we had to adjust cus of what pple said....

Princess4ng Princess4ng Princess4ng ... How many times did I call you?

Prognose:
For real bro?





Poor girl. Konji wan kill am but you no fit code

lol.

ogtavia:
even if she said let's do it and took off every thing I still wouldnt..

There's an assurance that we still have a few spirit-led men around.

The truth is that, it is very easy to have opposite sex as room mate,but it can only work if it is not just two of you. Nobody is above temtation, get another room mate and make up three.

I currently have two white female roommates (who are both very good-looking ) and we are all cool. The thought of sex with any and everybody is bullshit really, sometimes there has to be boundaries with some people. One of them is a fellow masters degree student and the other is in her fourth year of undergrad.I share bathroom with one of them and the only issue is that we always run out of toilet paper, we all hang out and relax together on Friday nights/go together to the movies on Tuesdays - No big deal except you are a kid.

Its probably only in naija where you go into this things without setting ground rules.

Stellamariss:
u are really a cool guy. ur type I just like

hehehe....you think I am cool....well,i only have female siblings so if there is anything I learnt from that,i learnt how to stay with ladies and respect them/myself..

Uniquexty:
There's an assurance that we still have a few spirit-led men around.

hehehehe...I choose to see this as a prayer...Amen to that..

jesfrosh:











Hmmmm.... did you know the guys before you stayed in the apartment together? or you met at the apartment?

ask am oo

ogtavia:
hehehe....you think I am cool....well,i only have female siblings so if there is anything I learnt from that,i learnt how to stay with ladies and respect them/myself..

ok

jesfrosh:
YES YES

N:B - Original names have been changed for Private reasons


It all started last year when me and a friend needed somewhere to stay,so we started scouting for free apartments around my school,then one day my friend John called me,said he found a guy that needed roommates and was asking for 80k#,I asked him to make enquiries and find out if the guy can take in 2 people.

After talking to the guy John said him and the guy had concluded that we both could come in and agreed on #50k each,we went to the place and it was in a raz environment but we were in urgent need of a place to stay so we took the place.

6months down the line John had moved out Cuz he didn't pay fully and I was left alone with the guy at the apartment,just last two weeks he said his junior sis gained admission and that he's going to serve February and so he's going to give his sister his place in the room,I was like Wtf :-/, so his sister moved in last week..... chai the girl set die.....so I've recently been thinking how only me and this girl would stay alone in a self contain apartment without any ********* happening,because January first I made a resolution to no do fisting and player this year , but it's not been easy whenever she's in the room I can't even wear only boxers cus my blokos would be showing..... I can't polute the air (mess) in peace :-( , and I can't come out of the toilet without tieing my towel,it's just been one week tho.....I don't talk to the girl much tho.... but it's not been easy.....I can't imagine how the next few months with this girl would be.....I'd keep you guys posted....I need advice from experienced people tho....so share your experiences here too
:-)



don't mind my grammatical blunders tho

My nigga are u sure you've seen ur cgp?

jesfrosh:







for where!!!!! after all the girls he knows I've smashed in that room

if only the walls of your room could talk...

Naturalized:
I currently have two white female roommates (who are both very good-looking ) and we are all cool. The thought of sex with any and everybody is bullshit really, sometimes there has to be boundaries with some people. One of them is a fellow masters degree student and the other is in her fourth year of undergrad. I share bathroom with one of them and the only issue is that we always run out of toilet paper, we all hang out and relax together on Friday nights/go together to the movies on Tuesdays - No big deal except you are a kid.

Its probably only in naija where you go into this things without setting ground rules.

from the bolded statement i'm not sure you grab the naija meaning of roommate.. what you just talked about up there na housemate (different rooms in the same flat or house)... no biggie... .. na roommate, as in sharing the SAME ROOM we dey talk about.

God Done Provide U New F*ck~mate Not Room-mate...Wat U Hav To Do It To Enjoy D Bonauza Pussy

PrinzCarter:
prick e no get shoulder u put the head the rest enter ( just singing nd smh)

sing it for am.prick no get shoulder @all.brymo go tell him more.table water pls!

ogtavia:
hehehe....i still beg to differ....it doesn't have to be about sex all the time

yeah that's true sha...on few cases though

ogtavia:
hehehe....i still beg to differ....it doesn't have to be about sex all the time

yeah that's true sha...on few cases though

mithras:

yeah that's true sha...on few cases though

well...we live in a world of casual sex now ...but it really doesn't have to do with sex

princeemmma:
the girl will tell his friend later about you like "i slept his house for two weeks, he did not even do any tungun tungun, mayb he his a gay"

Lol. Thats true. But baba e get as e be. The thing fit back fire o.

Big Brother Naija Self-Contained Room!

princeemmma:
the girl will tell his friend later about you like "i slept his house for two weeks, he did not even do any tungun tungun, mayb he his a gay"

Baba e get the prayer she pray the first night. She pray am loud, she say ''God unto your hands i commit my spirit'' nothing more. That one na signal say 'nothing go happen this night'. I say for my mind, 'there is no need for such prayer, i no dey do you any thing'. Just bind devil and sleep.

KomonSense:


Princess4ng Princess4ng Princess4ng ... How many times did I call you?

3 times dear

abdulmalik3:
not really, just saying or are you blushing?

Lol.. Not at all

kettle84:
youths of nowadays now see no wrong with formication like it is no sin. smh

I laugh in Spanish...

Bnimz:


from the bolded statement i'm not sure you grab the naija meaning of roommate.. what you just talked about up there na housemate (different rooms in the same flat or house)... no biggie... .. na roommate, as in sharing the SAME ROOM we dey talk about.

Does it matter? We call it roommate, so its one and the same except that we have separate rooms of course. The naija definition is a bit off though since a guy and girl should not share the same 'room' unless something was going on between both.

Naturalized:
Does it matter? We call it roommate, so its one and the same except that we have separate rooms of course. The naija definition is a bit off though since a guy and girl should not share the same 'room' unless something was going on between both.

your last statement right there is the answer to the question in your first statement ... It matters because there is very little temptation being in the same house. Once you share a ROOM though, it's a different ball game.

And the naija definition isn't off... If anything its a clearer definition of exactly what the heck is going on in the house....

Quite some years back. Was flying to Nigeria via Egypt air. Egypt air usually gives hotel accommodation if you have a long stay before your next flight. So I was paired with this young girl in a hotel, I guess she was yoruba. So I just told her straight up, the rules we had to stick to to live together through the night and asked for any objection. It involved no sharing of names or phone numbers. She agreed used the room bar and spent the night together. Touched down in Lagos and I never saw her ever after but miss her truely.