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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

Pls can u post the link of the trend

I am really broke pls help
Gtb 0169526598. Initial.. MCV

God bless
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ikbnice(m): 10:24pm On Mar 31, 2017
I for drop my account number but there are 24 account numbers dropped on page 1 already. The manna no fit reach my side. I'm not always lucky in stuffs like this but your turnaround story makes me rejoice with you. I remember that thread vividly. It brought me to tears that day as I never imagine that kind of condition but now, this update is a thing of joy. You shared a problem and you got the full solution. I'm happy for you.

You said some things that day, it really touched me some of these are;
If Buhari go fit just vex give us stable electricity for this country with the remaining years wey he get as president...Nigerians no go ever forget am...yet, he say na corruption he wan fight...wetin that one mean?
Abi them curse this country with darkness?
Oga graduate decide to humble himself go learning barbing....no light to encourage the guy..
he say make he learn tailoring....no light to encourage am..
wetin u say make he do? make he begin push wheel barrow? why he bother to even go school in the first place?
wetin our senators even dey do sef?? which special work dem dey do? which kind nonsense laws dem dey make? wey their salaries go high like that yet men dey street dey hungry...
why we dey foool oursefs for this country??

Boys vex enter street begin play bet9ja, baba ijebu and all whatnot....yet, no level...Games dey cut back to back.. if arsenal no draw, Chelsea go lose...which kind betting boys no try...under 1.5, under 11.5, over? goal.goal..name it..
sowtee we enter virtual betting...losing back to back...Every game was a lost..
see graduates dey play virtual at least to get 1k take recharge phone...
na d kind life human being suppose dey llive?


okon never chop, he go buy dog...wetin u say make d dog chop? grass? abi you wan turn your dog to goat?
young man never find him leg..he go dey find girlfriend..How e wan take happen? Your babe go ask you for money, you go dey preach sermon...common recharge card you no go fit send give girl wey u claim say you love...why she no go cheat on you? if na you be she, you no go cheat on your self? All these dey happen because na mad people full this country...Some of us, our only saving grace na our fine face else na masturbate we for just dey masturbate upadan dey fool our selves..especially this weather wey no funny..
I just dey vex badly... I no even fit watch match this night...where I wan see light?

ccDDeliverer

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Swegzfreak: 10:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Livebygrace: 10:30pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.
.
Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by christynonii: 10:30pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 10:34pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by switchlain: 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Chank you bruh
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Rapsowdee01(m): 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by goingape1: 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
so disappointed!

Nigeria can beg but can't give!

I see many top monikers begging! undecided

after you will be forming god knows what!

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by purpleNG(f): 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
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God bless
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Gracefulbeks: 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew



congrat bro,i read this your testimony with tears and believing God He will answer me the way He answered you. may God continue to bless the man God used to change your life.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Jhayson(m): 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Okey80: 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
Amazing story. Thank God for you and also your generosity.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jom4real007(m): 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by repogirl(f): 10:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
Good for you, OP. That was a really lucky one.

I still won't be replying PMs though. I have learnt my lessons the hard way. Weird and mental creeps are all over this place.

BTW, see account details everywhere. OP needs to conduct a raffle draw, lol.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by youngpojat6944(m): 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by baba11(m): 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by olasaad(f): 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
INTROVERT1:
Can't wait to give testimony here soon

Ddleverer....

I am one of the five

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by kingralph(m): 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by goshen26: 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew


My own testimony on the way....



If it less than 5k I no mind...


GTbank.....0110954465...the last name start wit O...
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by hebex12(m): 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew



Boss me just need the money for jamb only 0150846010 Gtb bank na my account me that will be so gr8ful sir
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by johnwizey: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Divay22(f): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
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I'm so happy for you...congratulations cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by djlaqua91(m): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

OP congrats, I remember that thread well. It also changed my life. Jah bless our hustle
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Prettychiz4real(f): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Destined2win: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by youngpojat6944(m): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by heywhya: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
Congrats bro. I look forward to more testimonies like this to encourage people like me. Thanks to nairaland

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