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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obawinner(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
food will fall down, Satan has eat it.
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by BraniacX(m): 10:34pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:34pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Fisocoded(m): 10:35pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I believe God made me a special person dat wen i turn 21 i will be waking up with 91k in my pocket everyday so funny as if i'm CBN. As a child i believed having sex with a girl is wickedness, but now it's ...... Need a sure guy to pls complete it. |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Israelsanni(m): 10:35pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
If I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed, I always have the trust that it would germinate through my head |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AlphaStyles(m): 10:36pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:36pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I was told that people on TV could see me, so I always had to take a bath before watching TV ( to look presentable "imagine") That we fell from aeroplanes, so whenever I heard an aeroplane noise I would run outside to see if the baby will drop from it so I can catch the baby (only for me to be disappointed) That if you put your tooth in a shoe and leave it there for the entire night, your great grandmother will put something special in the shoe (cut the story short) my tooth fell out and I told my granny about it, she said do as I told you before and I did ( best day of all times) In the morning I found 2 Rand in the shoe(should have seen my face) My tooth fell out again but this time I didn't tell her so I did what I did the last time but I didn't get anything this time (sigh) 7 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Fisocoded(m): 10:37pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Urinating on money b4 picking it will destroy all charms on it odawise i will turn to yam 15 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by austin2all: 10:37pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I USED TO THINK THAT ALLAH/GOD EXISTED because I WAS RAISED TO BELIEVE SO BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED BY PARENTS WHO WERE ALSO RAISED TO BELIEVE SO. 4 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by moiaimi(f): 10:38pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I believed that by wrapping stone in a white paper and throwing it far away would take away memories of bad things I did recently therefore my parents would forget to beat me |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by lozanni(m): 10:39pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think that: That Israel was in heaven That Prisoners were usually starved of food throughout their prison term The above got me fasting for a day, to see if I could survive like them. Lol. 5 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by tosyne2much(m): 10:40pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think your joystick will vanish when beaten by broom  I used to run away from ladies when I was at a tender age because I used to think that a mere hug would get a lady pregnant 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by blingxx(m): 10:40pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
helen4: I used to think that babies fall from heaven until i got to primary 4  |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by geronimoedeh1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
the bible and all therein 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:40pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Wen I was a kid I use to think wen they take the light. In d night... ... we always says ojuju is coming... lol back in the day wen we were a , hit lik if u. Also think like that wen u are kid 6 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by phensbassey: 10:41pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
That HELL FIRE IS REAL 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mudley313: 10:41pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Loyalblak007: the majority of peeps in Naija still believe in that last one; what about the night bird owl? i believe like 99.99 percent of nigerians believe they're all witches or some old woman dat turned into a bird Mine. I was told that spirits would join in the game if you play soccer until it's dark. when dusk starts approaching and we're still playing I used to be scared as fvck Also, when rain is falling and sun is shining at the same time that means that an elephant is in labor 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by BraniacX(m): 10:42pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to believe that while changing teeth, you should never smile whilst a plane is flying overhead or it will fly through the opening in your smile into your mouth and my dad always saw fit to tickle and tease me whenever a plane was flying overhead back then  also my sister believed that if you swallow chewing gum, you'll fart bubbles  |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by stremy21(m): 10:43pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Thought india actually won Naija by 99 goals to 1 and Samuel Okaparaji really died after he scored the only Naija goal. Heard the ball always turned to lion when Peter Rufai tries to save it... But now am grown... I know better 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mudley313: 10:44pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
moiaimi: lol...I remember one of my older brothers friends gave him this code once when he stayed out later than the approved time and according to him then, it worked,lol |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by SafeDavid(m): 10:45pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think tooth fairies were real. Our mom would ask us to keep our teeth under Tue pillow only to wake up and find some money there. His name was Willie Winkle. I was usually happy whenever I lost a tooth as a child v cuz I knew I was about to make some money. 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Marcleee(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Hero18: Lol. Your father must be a native doctor. Can't stoplaughing 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ebije1(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to bliv putting a broom stick in my dad's shoe would make him 4get my bad deeds. I also tink say women and gals no de mess. |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by vinshenzo(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I use to think india dcored nigeria 99-0 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Raintaker(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
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| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mudley313: 10:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
another one. If a bird sh1ts on your head you go know book more (i.e. become more intelligent and better at school work); I remember the thing happening to one of our friends and everyone was trying to grab a piece of dat bird sh1t to rub on their own head to see if it works,lol 4 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by moiaimi(f): 10:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Mudley313:it did work for me as well and my parents never talked about what I did |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by shilexholly(m): 10:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Eating beans will make u fart |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by cloudyskygrind(m): 10:48pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
That women give birth through their mouth. The scary part is that i still believe they do  |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ebije1(m): 10:48pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
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