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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nickizoe(f): 6:40am On Apr 23, 2017 |
VickyRotex:Hahahahhaha....lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by cr7rooney10(m): 6:40am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I thought there would not b resumption after holiday |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Kelly2713(m): 6:43am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Foxyn: @the word "udara" which part of akwa ibom are you from |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by bongolistik(m): 6:49am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I also used to believe that the white egret bird popularly known as 'chekeleke' gives white finger when you waive or flip your hands at them when they are flying pass in group 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by abbeyty(m): 6:50am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Used to believe that Nigeria was actually the giant of Africa and youths are the leaders of tomorrow i mean in Nigeria 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by bongolistik(m): 6:53am On Apr 23, 2017 |
abbeyty:used to believe that too, not too long that I realised myself 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Akinz0126(m): 6:56am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I use to think Adam and Eve actually ate Apple |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by YOUNGKAHUNA: 6:56am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Fmartin:. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Lukeleq(m): 6:58am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe that torchin duck egg will make someone cripple |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by shinavictor: 7:00am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I use to think! throwing your teeth on the roof you will get it replaced |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by spicy244(f): 7:00am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe that anyone who has not given birth cannot eat gizzard .. I believed in it so much till I got to the University and I told my friend that ordered it not to eat cos she has not given birth yet........ She laughed at me and gave me to eat and I know why my mom said so So many things she made me believe but that gizzard own got me most |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Gracidoinlove(f): 7:01am On Apr 23, 2017 |
As a child I used to think if someone stepped on ur urine, something bad would happen to you I also tot if u swallowed udara seed it'll grow in ur tommy Also tot if u use a mirror at night you'll die And dat if u killed a gecko you'l break a spoon And many others....... Childhood memories |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by wealthyhenry(m): 7:02am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007: oboy you r slowly turning into a babalawo oo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by lequatee(m): 7:06am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18: my own stupidity had some spice to it. I was told Roger Miller (of Cameroon) had to come in from the stands to help Nigeria score the alleged penalty kick. I was told he took off one of his soccer boots, placed it beside the ball then played the boot towards the right hand side of the goal post while he played the ball to the left hand side. Mehn! the Indian goal keeper jumped like a cat to catch the shot only to realise he had been deceived. the following fabu of the story made me laugh at my infantile folly: 1. India told Nigeria that if we could score a goal they will concede the match to them. 2. India played barefooted. 3. Roger miller of Cameroon came to score for Nigeria from the stands. 4. The ball turned into a lion face anytime the Indians attacked the Nigerian goal post. as in Ehn, I just weak for my gocking. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by bongolistik(m): 7:08am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe that when I wee on bed that I will truly be put on top of a hyena back that some guys back then carry around with tied up mouth. I used to believe that my friend was truly building an aircraft with a plywood that will eventually fly while we will be inside I used to believe that masquerades are not humans I used to believe that when you lose a milk tooth and throw it on top of the roof of your house that it will cause your lost tooth to grow back faster I used to believe that all Suya are Ram meat |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oodua1stson: 7:09am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mine was god |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Paretomaster(m): 7:12am On Apr 23, 2017 |
can't believe ppl still believe all this sh*t... just last week I was describing something to a guy, so I made a sketch on the ground..... when am done, he said I should wipe off the sketch on the ground, that it's not good... I was like what!!! so u still believe that Crap that if u make lines on the ground, u have to clean it off, so that flies won't patch on them, hence u go blind.... this is someone of like 37 years old o.... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oodua1stson: 7:14am On Apr 23, 2017 |
ErnieSmallzz:ole |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:15am On Apr 23, 2017 |
bongolistik:ya! I did this every time I see them. And also that they have rings attached to their legs and if you got the ring, you'd become very rich |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by solomix10(m): 7:16am On Apr 23, 2017 |
i believed then that shadows was our guardian angel at night so u wont get hurt by evil spirits in the dark.. when i try to run 4rm it, d shadow go jst dey run follow me too... Then i got som confidence then begin to bounce wen walkin in d dark |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by africanusvu(m): 7:19am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to thinj all Hausas are muslim.all ijebuode peple ar Juju makers.and all akwaibom eats dog and all anambra peple ar rich ritualist |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oodua1stson: 7:20am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Timiblanko:sadly, people still believe this nonsense due to the evil of religion |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:21am On Apr 23, 2017 |
That when u loose one out your teeth , you add seven small stone to it and threw it all until of your roof , so thay it can grow back do believe there's always evil spirit inside darkness at night Always believe masquerade are not human being Always believe you have get married a virgin to gain heaven |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Braveryy(m): 7:21am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe whenever you remove your teeth, you must throw it on the zinc with seven goat shit and seven stones with eyes closed for it to grow again. . That lekeleke is what gives fingers. That we can project an insect to go and buy us things in the future. Jus5 catch the insect, tell it what you want and let it fly. Forgotten the name of the insect though. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AjiChris(f): 7:23am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Nickymezor:yea that was childhood imagination and @ d end of d day it takes a lnger time to grow,u will b lyk shebi av thrown 7stones with it lwkm |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oodua1stson: 7:23am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Lashort:south African?
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by arma: 7:26am On Apr 23, 2017 |
That any part of chicken u eat will go to the corresponding part to develop it. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Medunah: 7:28am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Used to believe that when chickens are fighting or strafing And you hammer a nail on the ground there, they won't stop! |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 7:29am On Apr 23, 2017 |
wealthyhenry:Lolz dis one when everybody dey call me Babalawo, Ayam not understanding oohh |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by lequatee(m): 7:35am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Medunah: I think the nail and fighting part is true. I have experienced and tried it severally. I can't say of straffing ( that their 30sec straf) |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by DJMCOTTY(m): 7:37am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I never knew women pollute, until the day my aunty released one in my presence. I was disappointed with life that day. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:41am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007:just wanted to know how wise you are now |
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