You meet someone the first time and boom you are into her/him and before you say Jack you are in bed with him/her.

What's the quickest you have gone?

A week.

5mins!!!!5 whole fucking mins!is there somethin u want 2 knw again?

ZarZar:
A week.

Oooouuu can I conduct an interview on the subject matter?

oluwasma:
You meet someone the first time and boom you are into her/him and before you say Jack you are in bed with him/her.

What's the quickest you have gone?

What's the quickest you've gone?

LePrezident:


Oooouuu can I conduct an interview on the subject matter?

Sure. But I'll shuck & jive if the seat gets too hot

A week. Slay Mama seduced me...

ZarZar:


Sure. But I'll shuck & jive if the seat gets too hot

Lol nice. When how manyvdays/months/years ago was this? Did you know you will lay him in one week the 1st day you saw him?

A day.

GoldenJAT:
5mins!!!!5 whole fucking mins!is there somethin u want 2 knw again?

Grand master of Olosho patronizer

LePrezident:


Lol nice. When how manyvdays/months/years ago was this? Did you know you will lay him in one week the 1st day you saw him?

Lol @ your questions. That was a very long time ago, 2003/2004 there abouts. We dated for almost 3 years afterwards, so it wasn't no hit & run accident There were sparks flying when we 1st met, but I wouldn't say it was planned per se. It just happened.

Now you answer the question, how quick have you gone before?

decatalyst:


Grand master of Olosho patronizer

my man...na u talk am o...it was my lucky day!!!pple de break record everyday na

ZarZar:


Lol @ your questions. That was a very long time ago, 2003/2004 there abouts. We dated for almost 3 years afterwards, so it wasn't no hit & run accident There were sparks flying when we 1st met, but I wouldn't say it was planned per se. It just happened.

Now you answer the question, how quick have you gone before?

Yea I feel you, my favorite ex (at this moment) we had sex within days of meeting and dated for a year (we should have dated longer ) I miss her till date even though she's mostly annoying.

My quickest has been within 24 hours.. could be less, cos I met the lady say 10pm and then met her up the following day around 8 am... went to my place chatted and all and I think it just happened somewhere afternoon so it should he less than 24 hours...

What caused your break up with this guy tho?

2 days.. with one very naive voluptuous sales girl when I still dey school

LePrezident:


Yea I feel you, my favorite ex (at this moment) we had sex within days of meeting and dated for a year (we should have dated longer ) I miss her till date even though she's mostly annoying.

My quickest has been within 24 hours.. could be less, cos I met the lady say 10pm and then met her up the following day around 8 am... went to my place chatted and all and I think it just happened somewhere afternoon so it should he less than 24 hours...

What caused your break up with this guy tho?

Lol @ favourite ex. Didn't know people have those. What was annoying about her & why did you break up?

He cheated.

ZarZar:


Lol @ favourite ex. Didn't know people have those. What was annoying about her & why did you break up?

He cheated.

Lol, we broke up cos she started nagging and I couldn't take it. She wasn't the nagging type initially (but apparently a friend of mine had been feeding her lies and twisted truths just because he wanted to bonk her, and she started getting riled up and started nagging cos she thought I was being shady and since I couldn't take the nagging I just let her go... I discovered this friend now persona non-grata's atrocious ways about a year later when she told me). We met up about a year later *memories * and she told me what the ....diot did

Errrm she can be unnecessarily blunt sometimes and that annoying so Ivery given her space.... why are you surprised about the favorite ex bit though... she was very adventurous and the coitus was damn good so yea, she's the fav...

Sorry your ex cheated... but is he the only one you've laid in the space of a week?

30-45mins I think, we met at a my faculty freshers party back in school then. The whole thing happened so fast at health Science topmost floor Those who attended OAU will understand.

LePrezident:


Lol, we broke up cos she started nagging and I couldn't take it. She wasn't the nagging type initially (but apparently a friend of mine had been feeding her lies and twisted truths just be case he wanted to bonk her, and she started getting riled up and started nagging cos she thought I was being shady and since I couldn't take the nagging I just let her go... I discovered this friend now persona non-grata's atrocious ways about a year layer when she told me). We met up about a year later *memories * and she told me what the ....diot did

Errrm she can be unnecessarily blunt sometimes and that annoying so Ivery given her space.... why are you surprised about the favorite ex bit though... she was very adventurous and the coitus was damn good so yea, she's the fav...

Sorry your ex cheated... but is he the only one you've laid in the space of a week?

Lol, hmmm...
Some friends though

No, don't be sorry because I wasn't. Life teaches us things, indirectly. I got whatever I was meant to learn from dealing with him & today I'm much stronger because of it & a lot more.

Yes, he is. Others I waited longer due to trust issues & whatnot. The longest I've gone was probably 5 months. How long have you waited?

Mine was 5 minutes.

Woke up in the morning to pee, then for some reason, I decided to look down, which I never do.

Then I saw my beautiful peniis

That was it, I just couldn't resist.

ZarZar:


Lol, hmmm...
Some friends though

No, don't be sorry because I wasn't. Life teaches us things, indirectly. I got whatever I was meant to learn from dealing with him & today I'm much stronger because of it & a lot more.

Yes, he is. Others I waited longer due to trust issues & whatnot. The longest I've gone was probably 5 months. How long have you waited?

Longest was like 6 months .... but that was a really long time ago...
What's the longest distance you've travelled to get laid?

5 mins... More than once.. More dan twice. More dan... I don't know if am irresistible to some ladies.. I still dey learn Shaa...

LePrezident:


Longest was like 6 months .... but that was a really long time ago...
What's the longest distance you've travelled to get laid?

Hahaha. You make it sound like a pilgrimage. IDK.

ZarZar:


Hahaha. You make it sound like a pilgrimage. IDK.

Lol.... Lol I'm sure you know but you don't wanna say

LePrezident:


Lol.... Lol I'm sure you know but you don't wanna say

3hours

GoldenJAT:
5mins!!!!5 whole fucking mins!is there somethin u want 2 knw again?

I want to know more.
where did u meet her?

Me:Hi
girl:Hello
less than 50mins later......*Gbam!

iamadonis2:
A week. Slay Mama seduced me...

and u enjoyed it

https://www.nairaland.com/3750380/7-reasons-why-women-cheat

Like 20 minutes she come fetch water in my compound shes new in d area.i called her in she agreed nd.the rest u know

50 munuites I no believe am sef

Nigerdeltaboi:
30-45mins I think, we met at a my faculty freshers party back in school then. The whole thing happened so fast at health Science topmost floor Those who attended OAU will understand.

Nice one... You remember d night parole at motion ground?