zaynie:
Today, if anybody should fight we will call on the mods and they will ban all bannables......
Kilode gan Na?!
Abeg just press report if anybody start....
This goes to both the PDP and APCs....


If una do anyhow, you will be done anyhow.

Me i sha like all this your innovations. BIP, WSMS, Mother's(one)corner etc. Zaynie for president

Supported!!!

zaynie:
Today, if anybody should fight we will call on the mods and they will ban all bannables......
Kilode gan Na?!
Abeg just press report if anybody start....
This goes to both the PDP and APCs....


If una do anyhow, you will be done anyhow.

sassyangel1:


Still dey hospital my sister. They still put me for strictly bed rest (no movement outside my bed). I jst Taya 4 dis kind restriction.

Sis it will end in praise, rest well biko d Lord is ur strength

eksbabe:
Me i sha like all this your innovations. BIP, WSMS, Mother's(one)corner etc. Zaynie for president

No make me laugh jare
I'm trying to keep a straight face

casler:
Team November #how market? Back and waist pain seriously dealing with it self, still on bed. And this shall come to pass. Counting down to November.

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No Back pains at all for me, just heart burn ... Baby still in an oblique position at 38 weeks... Am so worried sick . I thought she was in a cephalic position not until now dat I just got back from the clinic. Hopefully she turns before EDD, cos I don't know what to do again!!

Cc Anugod

youngmommypat:
Hello beautiful mothers in the house.
The love that you all share has brought me out of my peeping mode and made me register. I would like to be a part of you all. I hope I'm welcome.
I feel so happy finally joining you guys.
I'm a young girl of 22 years old, married and learning a vocation. It's not easy.

EDd is March 10, March Cappo please welcome me o.
Supernatural delivery to us all.

u re welcome

Nimi22:


Capo no I never leave u o, we in this together. But as I no get phone I can't be online like I used to be I use my sis phone when she's less busy. Today is our first EDD waiting for a miracle to happen.

Pele love Mi, baby Cole! baby Cole!!! baby Cole!!! how many time I call oya do quick and come before I change am for u o and hey remember to help me tell DAT friend of urs(Inioluwa) ayam super eager to meet him

zaynie:
Today, if anybody should fight we will call on the mods and they will ban all bannables......
Kilode gan Na?!
Abeg just press report if anybody start....
This goes to both the PDP and APCs....


If una do anyhow, you will be done anyhow.

Why na? Just when I've dusted my mat and ordered for pop corn to enjoy show you come dey talk of ban?

zaynie:



No make me laugh jare
I'm trying to keep a straight face

Lool straight face for who? Do we look like your students?

BIP-nothing much because pregnancy was quite easy on me. I hardly cooked tho just because i wanted to enjoy what other preggies enjoyed(cravings) so we ate out most of the time(pretend craving)

olatebony:
Gbogbo ile.... Otojometa!
How are you all doing... My beautiful mamas I hail o especially those of yoy that took time to ask of me specially through chats ,calls, text and in Instagram, I am too grateful! Thanks for d love.
For the patronage nko,,ah I am humbled....
Just checking on you all, congrats to team October that has offloaded.
Today is my birthday.. Oya mamas push push push and push, I need a birthday mate...

Happy birthday mama

Ah...smoh play

zaynie:
Today, if anybody should fight we will call on the mods and they will ban all bannables......
Kilode gan Na?!
Abeg just press report if anybody start....
This goes to both the PDP and APCs....


If una do anyhow, you will be done anyhow.

Loooooool

eksbabe:
Me i sha like all this your innovations. BIP, WSMS, Mother's(one)corner etc. Zaynie for president

Congratulations kelizosuy and all mamas that dropped(ebonychic18 4.7kg with small tear!!!!!! wow) . Welldone proudmum38, completey and all mamas that showed love. Welcome all new bumping mamas. sassyangel1 ndo oh, rest well well. No prove any point for now

Cappo I hail thee.
Me I was a good girl. Was only eating like a glutton.

katchycouture:



I love this very much..
Because i was pregnant i made my husband do all the lifting and driving and sometimes cooking, i got away with abusing police officers and road safety officers, when i kill my food with salt i just tell my husband the food doesnt have taste in my own mouth oooo, i insulted the doctor that placed me on admission, he was rude to me and i became super rude, the man just looked at me and placed me under the worse doctor you can find in that hospital, the worse doctor was very infriendly and always frownig and one day he came to ask after my health, he looked at my surnames and asked if i was nigerian, i said NO and he proceeded to ask which country im from and i told him im from GAMBIA .the man just looked at me and hissed.. My husband knew i was a time bomb waiting to explode so he avoided me very much, because ordinary good morning can turn to fight.. The security man at the bank would always run into their post house beacause of me, i once held on to his shirt and swore to give birth on that day while holding him,... Chai the thing too too long, i had so much energh while pregnant ehn, one guy told me he wont mind the pregnancy that he will just beat me up, i started slapping him and all the market women in ikorodu garage almost killed him that day... The things we do In pregnancy and get away with

BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT

* I can go days without touching a pin or cooking
*I can jump queue anyhow in bank(I so much love dis part)
*I gat to use all d 3 pillows and still put my legs on hubby complaining am only comfortable like DAT
*I love d attention I get especially from market woman, special chair wen buying things
*I insulted a useless custom officer @ seme border coz I bought a bag of rice and one useless dwarf road safety(driving without learner permits) and dey both blame it on pregnancy
*I gat ushers looking for a sit directly under d fan for me In Church



Abeg I love dis season

Liftedhands:
Why na? Just when I've dusted my mat and ordered for pop corn to enjoy show you come dey talk of ban?

Side eyes her

Pweetiebabe:
BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT

* I can go days without touching a pin or cooking
*I can jump queue anyhow in bank(I so much love dis part)
*I gat to use all d 3 pillows and still put my legs on hubby complaining am only comfortable like DAT
*I love d attention I get especially from market woman, special chair wen buying things
*I insulted a useless custom officer @ seme border coz I bought a bag of rice and one useless dwarf road safety(driving without learner permits) and dey both blame it on pregnancy
*I gat ushers looking for a sit directly under d fan for me In Church

i just cant stop laffin....BIP...Am enjoying dis ooo.
Kudos to u mama zaynie, u are too much


Abeg I love dis season

i just cant stop laffin....BIP...Am enjoying dis ooo.
Kudos to u mama zaynie, u are too much

LholarB:
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No Back pains at all for me, just heart burn ... Baby still in an oblique position at 38 weeks... Am so worried sick . I thought she was in a cephalic position not until now dat I just got back from the clinic. Hopefully she turns before EDD, cos I don't know what to do again!!

Cc Anugod

It's well with you. Baby will turn and take the rightful position for her birth when it's time. Don't be worried. My ANC was today but I didn't feel like going I told dh I didn't have money cos I know the guy was cash strapped. He was mad that I just told him this morning when he had no way to get me money before my ANC. No other excuse would have been accepted by him.
The way my lo tumbles around ehn, I have chosen not to worry about position. I just know he/she would take the rightful birth position when it's time. So rest your mind sis, it'll come out fine

zaynie:




Side eyes her

please na I'm bored! Allow some drama to flow

Where that meme mama sef @coldfeet it yaff teh o.

kelizosuy how are u doing today, hope ur milk is flowing well now, regards to kosiso.
proudmom38 please neglect the hearsay, me that was busy telling my hubby that I still believe in this country that despite not knowing each other people can still be of help to those in need, it is well
youngmommypat, welcome to d thread and happy bumping.
ma'am zaynie, as salam sis, love this great idea of urs, may Allah reward u abundantly for this.
sassyangel the kpekus presido, how are u doing today ma, rest well dear, it will soon end in praise.

Easy delivery to all preggy mamas

MsAfricaa:
Team November #how market? Back and waist pain seriously dealing with it self, still on bed. And this shall come to pass. Counting down to November.

Wo! The pain is not from here dear.
Sometimes, my waist will just hook .. my fingers and wrist joints are hurting sef..
I walk like an elephant sef bcuz of the pain/pressure i feel down there.
Ko easy! Bt i belive God will make this all worth it.
24 days to go!!!!

Anugod Cappo, ow fa na?
Anythn for your ppl?

Pele enjoy the package

My wrists too hurt like cray and I sweat like Christmas fowl Any night we don't have power supply ehn, I find it difficult to sleep. I am just doing countdown, sometimes I just find it hard believe that in a matter of few weeks I'll be carrying my joy in my arms God will see us through till the end

atumomo:

We dey hia oo we thank God for everything November is jst around the corner.
Cappo Anugod how body hope u r feeling better now kpele. It is well with us all.

I'm much better dear November is just a few days away mhen! I can hardly wait o. Just like yesterday when we started...

dammyluv911:
hi mamas its bn a while.waist pain dey disturb me no b small.i hail all we team NOVEMBER hw una body

Hey teamie, it's really been a while. Where have you been? Please don't go awol again o, we're almost there. How body dey do you?

Liftedhands:
please na I'm bored! Allow some drama to flow

Where that meme mama sef @cold feet it yaff teh o.

Abeg leave her o, if she start now na finish line we go dey find

Maggiespecial:


i just cant stop laffin....BIP...Am enjoying dis ooo.
Kudos to u mama zaynie, u are too much

D tin dey sweet my belle, especially wenever i turn Leboo to my personal cushion and d guy will be like igba di e loku(na small time e remain)

BIP: My hubby enjoys sleeping in the outer part of the bed but I get to sleep there cos I can't be jumping him whenever I try doing my frequent toilet visits. Lol

katchycouture:


Oya share your own BIP

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#BIP.

* used to get angry cos of food in my first trimester.

* I collect unnecessary money from DH claiming its for some Test like dat .

* I use up all 5 pillows on the bed and still complain it ain't enough.

* I get called Iya Ibeji from market women( they gimme a lot of extra stuffs of whatever I buy from them)

* I get different unsolicited advice about what to eat and what to wear from strangers.*eyesrolling*

*I pretend to be having pains even when I don't just to stress my DH atimes cos I love the attention /petting .

*And of course I don't have to cook everytime , DH gets ready made soup atimes from his chef friend

I could go on and on ...I love being preggy abeg, wldnt trade it for anything in the world , it's just this Big Nose and dark skin of a thing dat is vexing me.

Cc Zaynie

peeping....

Mummy Zaynie, permit me to say one thing on my mind o, before you call mods lock thread


Na wa o, na real wa! So I cannot come and say something online without self-appointed judgianas carrying my matter on their heads Whatever happened to waka pass?
And the person in question didn't even personally bring her tales of woes to this platform at first o it was the emergency situation that prompted caring mamas to share the issue here o, now someone's life is being dissected like cow meat
I had better watch what I say on this platform henceforth before I go later turn goat meat cos people's challenges give some people joy




I don talk my mind o, mama Moyo comman beat me

Because I'm Pregnant...

-I turned dh to my personal maid
-I get the best seats in cabs
-I do the choosing while dh does the cooking
- I form all kinds of feelings including eyelid pain, just so I can get attention
-I get lots of treats, needed and otherwise
-I get to fart endlessly in front of dh because I can't get up to use the restroom

youngmommypat:
Hello beautiful mothers in the house.
The love that you all share has brought me out of my peeping mode and made me register. I would like to be a part of you all. I hope I'm welcome.
I feel so happy finally joining you guys.
I'm a young girl of 22 years old, married and learning a vocation. It's not easy.

EDd is March 10, March Cappo please welcome me o.
Supernatural delivery to us all.

You are welcome Teamie. We shall all carry to term and have a safe delivery in Jesus name.
Cc: Cappo Elmaspeed.

Hi, please how long does US usually take? The sonographer I saw this afternoon spent less than 5 minutes with me. He just pointed out the baby's legs, abdomen and private part and said is there any other thing I should be looking for? Egbami o! Wasn't he suppose to do a thorough scan although it was just a routine scan sha. Thank God we are doing fine weighing almost 1.4kg at 29weeks yaaay I want a big baby. Gender was also revealed happy but was a bit disappointed had always wanted a boy first. Can't wait to start dressing little cutie up and yipee can stick to the pet name I chose.

It will end in praise
#teamdecember
Happy midweek
#onelove

youngmommypat:
Hello beautiful mothers in the house.
The love that you all share has brought me out of my peeping mode and made me register. I would like to be a part of you all. I hope I'm welcome.
I feel so happy finally joining you guys.
I'm a young girl of 22 years old, married and learning a vocation. It's not easy.

EDd is March 10, March Cappo please welcome me o.
Supernatural delivery to us all.

See mah senior oo .

I pass u for labour room sha
So welicome wey bread

queenhecate:
please has anyone bought children clothes on alibabaexpress

Here momma!!!
I always Do, not used any yet as i just got preggy.
All my giftings to friends are from Aliexpress.