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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 7:59pm On Oct 19, 2017
MammyYoo567:
The title of your thread should be truth nobody. grin grin
rest in peace English, rest in perfect peace

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:01pm On Oct 19, 2017
ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heat break.
Silly you. What do you mean by having no right to slap a female personality?. That's sexist.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 19, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
Fvck off

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:06pm On Oct 19, 2017
Davindal:
You are such a fool. Get out dunce. May a cheat fall on you as a life partner.
is her name alozie gold, cos I have a close friend who hit affected by the same condom scent
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by walepackage(m): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2017
@op,its painful,when you trust and stay faithfull and all you got is this...Most ladies aint loyal,especially in a distant relationship.They aint worth it man.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:31pm On Oct 19, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
wat is dis one saying

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 19, 2017
Condom has smell, she's not sharp tho, she would have washed her puna

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 8:35pm On Oct 19, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 8:40pm On Oct 19, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you "don't Bleep with soldiers"

There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by chidekings(m): 8:48pm On Oct 19, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

Word!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ev4real(m): 9:11pm On Oct 19, 2017
UfuomaUN:


There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying
I'm telling you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ev4real(m): 9:12pm On Oct 19, 2017
Fyi0:

Silly you. What do you mean by having no right to slap a female personality?. That's sexist.
Keep slapping them at any slight provocation then.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 19, 2017
missbeckykisses:
rest in peace English, rest in perfect peace
undecided undecided I forgive you cos you are a lady grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 9:43pm On Oct 19, 2017
UfuomaUN:


There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying
Shut you gutter, man.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by laliga01: 10:00pm On Oct 19, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

Are


Are you a learner?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 19, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
LMAOOOOOO @Rottweiler. grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by marklele(m): 10:11pm On Oct 19, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Condom has smell, she's not sharp tho, she would have washed her puna
..

runs girl..
But you look too innocent and tender to be using such words

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by khristal87(m): 10:34pm On Oct 19, 2017
Sorry abt a bad day,, bt pls dnt raise ur hand against a lady, simply work her out f ur house. Dts hw to b a gentleman.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by caesaraba(m): 10:40pm On Oct 19, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah

10 bro. Strong 10.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 10:42pm On Oct 19, 2017
Davindal:
Shut you gutter, man.

Do I really need to dignify you with a response You're just a monkey in a uniform; one of the many reasons our military has been reduced to a laughing stock.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by stacyadams: 10:59pm On Oct 19, 2017
UfuomaUN:


Do I really need to dignify you with a response You're just a monkey in a uniform; one of the many reasons our military has been reduced to a laughing stock.
grin grin that guy na joke.... grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by sagerasaq: 12:00am On Oct 20, 2017
Na wa for dis guy ooo.. U c toto u dy smell for condom. Ma babe don go bang anoda guy come my place Lyk 20mins later I bang her on top. I noticed but I no talk since na banging tinx I dy into....
Gals of nowadays are for banging...
U bang, bang, bang and bang.
Gals are bitches now am heartless I even bang dem and not give dem food and transport fair again...
All of dem dy mad.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by sagerasaq: 12:05am On Oct 20, 2017
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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Shawnnn01: 12:41am On Oct 20, 2017
stacyadams:
grin grin that guy na joke.... grin
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UfuomaUN:
Do I really need to dignify you with a response You're just a monkey in a uniform; one of the many reasons our military has been reduced to a laughing stock.
Birds of the same feather. There's no dignity anymore among ladies, everyone now wants to be the next porn star.
Davindal:
OP, there are beta way to deal with such situation. Keping her around without any feelings or respect till she realise she wasted a life time banking on you. No one need to explain who the fool is when you walk down the aile with another after chasing all potential lovers away from her. She's beta sex doll, you let her lose too easy.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by sonofanarchy(m): 12:55am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
make thunder strike u there...I dey my house come with those lazy drunk course mates of yours we go give them jungle Justice

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 1:21am On Oct 20, 2017
ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heat break.
I'd have done more than the slapping, ina fada gaskiya ne, but I'm learning to control this bad temper of mine, reason I'm single for now!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 1:25am On Oct 20, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
u this bulldog looking hypocrite, u would ve done more than slapping, yes I'm taking panadol for another guy's headache, how will I date a girl for 2yrs and she does that rubbish, wetin she dey find again? most of them got fish brains, u ain't excluded dude!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 1:27am On Oct 20, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Condom has smell, she's not sharp tho, she would have washed her puna
see their queen here! I raise yansh for u, aunty sharp
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by chiraqDemon(m): 2:00am On Oct 20, 2017
modelmike7:

I know this question will come....
Now look above you to see the answer to your question!
He should look up to the heavens lmao

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by LoRdCaT(m): 2:05am On Oct 20, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah
Very weird brother, very weird. grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 3:52am On Oct 20, 2017
khristal87:
Sorry abt a bad day,, bt pls dnt raise ur hand against a lady, simply work her out f ur house. Dts hw to b a gentleman.
The anger and frustration was much nah. I couldn't hold back at all. Note: that was the firstime I raised a hand against het in that relationship. This is to tell you how gentle and disciplined I'm in real life.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 3:56am On Oct 20, 2017
UfuomaUN:


Do I really need to dignify you with a response You're just a monkey in a uniform; one of the many reasons our military has been reduced to a laughing stock.
LimaOscarLima, you are just being plane stupid. I pray a cheating life partner falls on you. Keep hiding and commenting rubbish.

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