@Raggedyann
I have read and re-read your comments and I am not exactly sure how to respond.

I have typed and deleted several times in a bid to get my thoughts across to no avail.

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You have painted a grim picture which is not the reality for many as far as I can see.
I'm sure sure that your brother and father would have something different to say if they were interviewed and in any case, whatever they did was done out of love and the best of intentions (This is important).

Also, for any progress to be made in your quest to attain equality, you still need the male folk.
If most men were as misogynistic as you all love to paint them, the progress you have made would have been stymied don't you think.
I still maintain that the dominance of the male gender is evolutionary and the purpose of this evolution cannot be to the woman's detriment.

A Nairalander Coolusername once argued that the perceived weakness of the female is actually strength.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was onto something that day.
I'll look for that thread and show you, perhaps you'd see things his way.

Here:

https://www.nairaland.com/4031922/why-there-more-atheistHere

elbaraj001:

As a prophet..i foresee that your wife shall give birth to 4 galz..in your quest to find a boy she will give birth to a gal again...let me check clearly...okay...you will still want try fr the last time...and she will surprise you by giving you another last female child.
.that is my prophesy...

Lol.

If this happens, you know his would wife would suffer more right, she'll be blamed for not being able to produce a male child though the hex is on the man.
Think properly before you make that proclamation.

elbaraj001:

As a prophet..i foresee that your wife shall give birth to 4 galz..in your quest to find a boy she will give birth to a gal again...let me check clearly...okay...you will still want try fr the last time...and she will surprise you by giving you another last female child.
.that is my prophesy...

He doesn't deserve a wife neither does he deserve a female child. He clearly doesn't respect the female gender so giving him a female child will be disastrous for that child, you don't use children to punish adults, it backfires spectacularly and ends up damaging the children. No child deserves to be born to parents who don't want him/her and for the sake of the female child I pray he gets his wish and never has a female child.

However, with his mentality he is not even capable of raising a male child, he will raise them to be trash, while hiding under the mantra of "men can get away with it" so for now he doesn't need a wife nor a child, he needs to better himself first.

Ranchhoddas:
@Raggedyann
I have read and re-read your comments and I am not exactly sure how to respond.

I have typed and deleted several times in a bid to get my thoughts across to no avail.

---

You have painted a grim picture which is not the reality for many as far as I can see.
I'm sure sure that your brother and father would have something different to say if they were interviewed and in any case, whatever they did was done out of love and the best of intentions (This is important).

Also, for any progress to be made in your quest to attain equality, you still need the male folk.
If most men were as misogynistic as you all love to paint them, the progress you have made would have been stymied don't you think.
I still maintain that the dominance of the male gender is evolutionary and the purpose of this evolution cannot be to the woman's detriment.

A Nairalander Coolusername once argued that the perceived weakness of the female is actually strength.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was onto something that day.
I'll look for that thread and show you, perhaps you'd see things his way.

Here:

https://www.nairaland.com/4031922/why-there-more-atheistHere

You're doing to Raggedyann exactly what was described in this post

ZandhaZaraZ:


2) Men who respect women, but believe they're feeble creatures that need "protection", hence demand that these women understand their "good intentions" and shouldn't see it in a bad light. But when the women themselves tell you that you're wrong, that they're not feeble, that they don't need "protection", that they want no discrimination, that their posession of vagìnas and boobies shouldn't be used in accessing their roles and value, then you must agree with them and let them be, otherwise you DESERVE any hatred directed at you for insisting on imposing on them things they HATE to be told about themselves.

Daeylar:


You're doing to Raggedyann exactly what was described in this post

Lol.

What would you prefer.. A runs girl or cultist?

garubalawal:
What would you prefer.. A runs girl or cultist?

ha! what a tough choice

ZandhaZaraZ:
So, this is the shitty reason for you praying not to have a female child? Because, "society is already biased in that angle?" This is nonsense. So, why do you plan to marry a female? Isn't she someone's child? If every man thinks in this ridiculous manner, and if prayers get answered, won't the human race go extinct?

Let me apply your logic from a different angle: "I do not pray to give birth to a male child, because I do not want any child to bring shame and disgrace to my family. If he turns out to be a lazy idiot who doesn't work hard, and is unable to provide for his family and take care of his wife and children, he would be labelled a useless man, and the stigma will affect me too. The same doesn't apply to a female child, since it's her husband that will be responsible for her family. Although, both genders are supposed to be judged by equal standards, society is already biased in that angle, so don't blame me."

That's EXACTLY how you sound. I helped you strip your ignorance and credulity of the cloak of "logic and reason" you've concealed it with. How do you like that?

I agree with your signature, and I'm quite glad to point out the fact that IT APPLIES TO YOU.

I'm sorry, but I'm never polite when you say nonsense. If your own dad had prayed not to give birth to a stvpid child, you wouldn't be here. Don't do that to your beautiful future daughter, please. Try to be as nice as your dad.

Please how do I get you to be my mentor?

Ranchhoddas:

I have read and re-read your comments and I am not exactly sure how to respond.

I have typed and deleted several times in a bid to get my thoughts across to no avail.

---

You have painted a grim picture which is not the reality for many as far as I can see.
I'm sure sure that your brother and father would have something different to say if they were interviewed and in any case, whatever they did was done out of love and the best of intentions (This is important).

Also, for any progress to be made in your quest to attain equality, you still need the male folk.
If most men were as misogynistic as you all love to paint them, the progress you have made would have been stymied don't you think.
I still maintain that the dominance of the male gender is evolutionary and the purpose of this evolution cannot be to the woman's detriment.

A Nairalander Coolusername once argued that the perceived weakness of the female is actually strength.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was onto something that day.
I'll look for that thread and show you, perhaps you'd see things his way.

You could have responded with an apology, : I'm sorry. I had no idea the pressures women endure in African society. . I know it's wishful thinking on my part to hope for you to be objective, because winning an argument is more important, to most Nigerians, than finding out truths. The best either of us can hope for is a draw. You don't accept my argument, and I don't accept yours. We are stubborn like that. But it's foolishness, really.

I'm glad you called the picture I painted grim. That's exactly what it is. At least you didn't let the details get lost in translation in order interpret the situation as you please - as something 'not so bad'. But then you say that it isn't the reality of many? Please! You are hardly qualified to make that judgement. It is he who wears the shoe that knows where it pinches. I started by asking you if you would stand back and let me tell you the misogyny I feel in society as a woman, or if you would rather presume to tell me of my own reality (a thing neither my father nor brother would presume to do. Or would be qualified to do). And here I have my answer.

They say that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Whatever the reason for the prevalent misogyny doesn't stop the fabric of society from feeling rough against a woman's skin. Just as all the good intentions won't lower the temperature in Hell. My father would have his justifications for drumming into my ears, from early on, that a woman's place was in the kitchen and that she couldn't find happiness without a man. He wanted me to fit in, instead of sticking out like a sore thumb. I do not begrudge him in the least way. My parents did the best they knew how to do. But sometimes a child is born with a very definitive self-knowledge that cannot be easily swayed.

You say that women need the male folk in our quest for equality. I didn't say anything about men being irrelevant or redundant in any of my earlier posts. You asked very specific questions (How is the Nigerian society misogynistic? Have I ever been denied anything which was given to my brother?) and I addressed just those. I am sure that you and I currently have very different views on what constitutes equality, so to delve into that matter now (or the matter of how a woman must stoop to conquer) would require more time than I am willing to commit right now.

Hipsofagoddess:



Please how do I get you to be my mentor?

Lol. You flatter me.

Your moniker tells me you're Aphrodite, so you're already a divine crystal. We can go under the tutelage of Apollo and learn TOGETHER.

Marcelo290:
Yeah you read it right. Previously I had envisaged how I'm gonna birth and take care of my daughter, make her a princess so she can proudly stand among equals. I have read about great women of valor who have effected positive changes in the world today, and I would obviously want to have one that would do same and be like the likes of Chimamanda, Dora etc.

But the present disposition of our society has left me with fears. After what I saw in campus and even what I still see everyday, I can only pray for God not to give me female children. I used to think it's all about home training, but I know girls that were brought up in the most upright way, but immediately they leave home and become out of sight, the story changes. These days you would see little girls still in high school being so promiscuous, some of the ones sent to the boarding house escape out and search for how to get laid. I don't want to talk about what I saw in campus, most of us already know the story, how some cohabit with guys, how some move from one city to another to hawk sex and the rest.

With all the above reasons and more, I don't know if it's enough justifications to pray not to have a girl child than to have one that would bring shame and disgrace to me and my family, not like the male ones are saints anyway and can't commit crimes, but that of the female is most disgraceful.

I wish to get your thoughts and opinions on this, am I getting it all wrong?

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

nothing wrong in having a female, child, just bring her up in the way of the lord and trust her to make d right decisions

ZandhaZaraZ:
Amma punch you in the nose, baba Basiru. I already told you I'm not polite. I've taken my hands off your matter, and washed the filth off with water from the calm river of rationality and decorum. Do you want a rough fight in the mud?

It's my area of speciality, if that's what you want you gonna get it triple fold, that I've been calm with you is just me being unusual, pull the trigger and we see who gonna get tired, fool...you think say na only you get mouth abi? I don't mind getting ban on your head, check my previous posts and see people I've tamed. Mentally deranged lunatic. Reply me if them no born you well make I use you catch fun this night before I prepare for church tomorrow.

Marcelo290:
[s]It's my area of speciality, if that's what you want you gonna get it triple fold, that I've been calm with you is just me being unusual, pull the trigger and we see who gonna get tired, fool...you think say na only you get mouth abi? I don't mind getting ban on your head, check my previous posts and see people I've tamed. Mentally deranged lunatic. Reply me if them no born you well make I use you catch fun this night before I prepare for church tomorrow.[/s]

It is very clear that your imbecility isn't recent. It is an hereditary glitch in the genetic program of your lineage of subhumans, as ancient as the oldest rock in the geological record.

Show me what you can do.

ZandhaZaraZ:
It is very clear that your imbecility isn't recent. It is an hereditary glitch in the genetic program of your lineage of subhumans, as ancient as the oldest rock in the geological record.

Show me what you can do.

Is that all you got ontop all your mouth? Now listen you zoological homo-eructus of the 7th century, if people were paid for stupidity you would definitely be the richest man in the world cos it's obvious that at the right side of your head, there is nothing right, and at the left side, there is probably nothing left. Your foolishness should be made the 8th wonder of the world you evil fool of perdition.

Both online and in real life I would give you the beating of your life, nobi mouth. know people you pick your fights with, that I allowed you to run your mouth this far is cheerful of me, mind your business and stop getting worked up about my opinion cos I don't see how it affects you.

Lemme grab my popcorn biko

New round....

Round whatever ....

fight

Marcelo290:
Is that all you got ontop all your mouth? Now listen you zoological homo-eructus of the 7th century, if people were paid for stupidity you would definitely be the richest man in the world cos it's obvious that at the right side of your head, there is nothing right, and at the left side, there is probably nothing left. Your foolishness should be made the 8th wonder of the world you evil fool of perdition.

Both online and in real life I would give you the beating of your life, nobi mouth. know people you pick your fights with, that I allowed you to run your mouth this far is cheerful of me, mind your business and stop getting worked up about my opinion cos I don't see how it affects you.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you for real? So your chest is merely as wide as your mother's pussy, and this is how tiny your arms are? I noticed you couldn't beat it properly, but then I thought you were going to show me the reason why you had to beat it at all...... and, this is it?

Nigga, you're a waste of time. You don't pack a punch.

I can see the catastrophe of stupidity bedevilling your family had arrived as a drought to drink up the rain of beauty and stability of your life. All you're left with is a few coins from that hell. Throwing them at me won't reverse your doomed fate, King Dunce.

You needn't worry about female children, since you weren't destined to have any children in the first place. Your only hope of ever being a father already drifted away in the watery sperm you donated during your future-crushing sexcapades, like the spice of your father's life got siphoned away by predatory whòres in his prime, thanks to the suboptimal content of his reptilian brain.

Stupidity hangs on your cave-dwelling soul as an impenetrable dark cloud. Your light of salvation, dead. Your future, devoid of hope.

Ah

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Boss opens pu*$y in office (pictures) http://creamywet..com.ng/2017/10/18years-old-olivia-and-boss.html?m=1

we plenty wey dey nurse these kind fears.
i have a secret prayer ,started praying these prayers since 2010,after graduation,got ajob,married(then) next was to be expecting sex /gender of child(ren) that should follow.
I have ever been desiring just a child,a boy,whom i will shall groom to be like me,God answered my prayers,i had a boy in that period.and even more.What about a female child?
Thaaah! my peolpe,i speak i like a mortal,if given a permission to choose sex/gender of a child,will choose male,again and again,
but why not female? well;will say that their wahala too much,their shakara,their infants tantrums,nuisances,etc
somebori is asking,no be woman born you? ,abi no bi woman you marry/go marry?,abi you no get sister? all the answers are yes or yeses,but recalled i said,should i speak as a mortal or ordinary man,and not as God.
About three years later,wifey was reported to be pregnant with twin babies,and in three scanned reports,one is a boy,but the sex of the other,was not known.Wifey was highly hopeful it will be a girl,so shopped for boy and girl things,meanwhile,in my prayer 'shrine',was praying 'oh lord i dont want a baby girl,(maybe not now)
People,this na true life story o,twas only at delivery at Jon Ken's hospital,Akoka,here in lagos that the sex of the other twin was known/seen and guess what?
Mama na boy oooo"!!
This second twin boy has much of feminine features,they are five year old as at march this year,in basic one now,i usually teased him by calling hm sister Paul or brother Paulina,
Driving round town and seeing the despicable things the once morally upright girls are doing,;at hotels,brothels;runs girls,aristos,multiple dating,teenage pregnancy,eloping from home to live with a boy/guy they claim undying love for,against parental counsels,lying,cheating,deceiving cos of guys and many more rain of shame they ceremoniously brings home makes continuing in my silent prayers 'lord,please be patient with me,am not ready for them(FEMALE CHILD,HOWEVER,NOT MY WILL,....) will ask the lord,to be patient yet,,am not ready for them9girl child)
i no talk say our females are not usefu o;l,no,i trust them when it comes to washing family clothes,ehn,they can go to market everyday just even na to buy star magi alone.,they can mop and cook jollof rice,our girls can travel longer distance to fetch water and fire wood,cos it will enable them gossip along the road
To that neighbour that have them female girls like, seven! under his roof,i wish you well,dont be sad,just carry calculator and do arithmetic with the amount of bride price wey you go make in a short possible time fro each of your girl child.
Be courageous,continue to feed them,at age 12,buy cartons of Always sanitory pads,undies,bras,mary kay,shimi,bikini,go to tailor every weekend,saloon every saturdays,to retouch,ghana braiding,calabar kpofkpof.daily make ups,will make them marketable.
dont be surprised to hearing fighting,malice,nagging,shouting,complaints among your girls o,at home,over what the boys will not give a meaning or concerns at all.

Creamish:
The world will truly be a better place with more men and very few women. We hope someday, women will go extinct so men can be happy and free to live their lives without women bringing shame and disgrace to them...

...such bliss..

HAAA! Abeg no vex leave our men. Men cant live a day without women and thats the simple truth.

ZandhaZaraZ:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you for real? So your chest is merely as wide as your mother's pussy, and this is how tiny your arms are? I noticed you couldn't beat it properly, but then I thought you were going to show me the reason why you had to beat it at all...... and, this is it?

Nigga, you're a waste of time. You don't pack a punch.

I can see the catastrophe of stupidity bedevilling your family had arrived as a drought to drink up the rain of beauty and stability of your life. All you're left with is a few coins from that hell. Throwing them at me won't reverse your doomed fate, King Dunce.

You needn't worry about female children, since you weren't destined to have any children in the first place. Your only hope of ever being a father already drifted away in the watery sperm you donated during your future-crushing sexcapades, like the spice of your father's life got siphoned away by predatory whòres in his prime, thanks to the suboptimal content of his reptilian brain.

Stupidity hangs on your cave-dwelling soul as an impenetrable dark cloud. Your light of salvation, dead. Your future, devoid of hope.

You have no respect for parents so you have to bring them in Oh I forgot I'm talking to a useless bastard who was picked and raised in the streets. All you know is sleep, wake up and search for little girls you would defile after smoking out your life in the slums where you reside. Little wonder you were rejected by all and sundry. At the tender age of 9, you were caught in Mama Tobi's ranch raping her goats you midget, now the curse has been following you around. Dude dafuk you had to rape a goat so much for a sexually starved frustrated, Cunt, claptrap, hoodrat that parades the streets of his village as a local champion raping anything at sight. See the kinda dirty girls he steals their pictures to post on NL, speaks volumes of the calibre of person I'm wasting my time with.

You my boy is a disgrace to manhood and a curse to humanity, quit your evil acts so you may be pardoned by that old helpless woman whom you raped her goats.

It's only an advice, No thanks...You are my boy

ZandhaZaraZ:
Lol. You flatter me.

Your moniker tells me you're Aphrodite, so you're already a divine crystal. We can go under the tutelage of Apollo and learn TOGETHER.

Not an Aphrodite, just me. Have you seen a goddess in real life?

vikithor:
we plenty wey dey nurse these kind fears.
i have a secret prayer ,started praying these prayers since 2010,after graduation,got ajob,married(then) next was to be expecting sex /gender of child(ren) that should follow.
I have ever been desiring just a child,a boy,whom i will shall groom to be like me,God answered my prayers,i had a boy in that period.and even more.What about a female child?
Thaaah! my peolpe,i speak i like a mortal,if given a permission to choose sex/gender of a child,will choose male,again and again,
but why not female? well;will say that their wahala too much,their shakara,their infants tantrums,nuisances,etc
somebori is asking,no be woman born you? ,abi no bi woman you marry/go marry?,abi you no get sister? all the answers are yes or yeses,but recalled i said,should i speak as a mortal or ordinary man,and not as God.
About three years later,wifey was reported to be pregnant with twin babies,and in three scanned reports,one is a boy,but the sex of the other,was not known.Wifey was highly hopeful it will be a girl,so shopped for boy and girl things,meanwhile,in my prayer 'shrine',was praying 'oh lord i dont want a baby girl,(maybe not now)
People,this na true life story o,twas only at delivery at Jon Ken's hospital,Akoka,here in lagos that the sex of the other twin was known/seen and guess what?
Mama na boy oooo"!!
This second twin boy has much of feminine features,they are five year old as at march this year,in basic one now,i usually teased him by calling hm sister Paul or brother Paulina,
Driving round town and seeing the despicable things the once morally upright girls are doing,;at hotels,brothels;runs girls,aristos,multiple dating,teenage pregnancy,eloping from home to live with a boy/guy they claim undying love for,against parental counsels,lying,cheating,deceiving cos of guys and many more rain of shame they ceremoniously brings home makes continuing in my silent prayers 'lord,please be patient with me,am not ready for them(FEMALE CHILD,HOWEVER,NOT MY WILL,....) will ask the lord,to be patient yet,,am not ready for them9girl child)
i no talk say our females are not usefu o;l,no,i trust them when it comes to washing family clothes,ehn,they can go to market everyday just even na to buy star magi alone.,they can mop and cook jollof rice,our girls can travel longer distance to fetch water and fire wood,cos it will enable them gossip along the road
To that neighbour that have them female girls like, seven! under his roof,i wish you well,dont be sad,just carry calculator and do arithmetic with the amount of bride price wey you go make in a short possible time fro each of your girl child.
Be courageous,continue to feed them,at age 12,buy cartons of Always sanitory pads,undies,bras,mary kay,shimi,bikini,go to tailor every weekend,saloon every saturdays,to retouch,ghana braiding,calabar kpofkpof.daily make ups,will make them marketable.
dont be surprised to hearing fighting,malice,nagging,shouting,complaints among your girls o,at home,over what the boys will not give a meaning or concerns at all.

My Manny, Carry go jare, nothing do you Sir.

vikithor:
we plenty wey dey nurse these kind fears.
i have a secret prayer ,started praying these prayers since 2010,after graduation,got ajob,married(then) next was to be expecting sex /gender of child(ren) that should follow.
I have ever been desiring just a child,a boy,whom i will shall groom to be like me,God answered my prayers,i had a boy in that period.and even more.What about a female child?
Thaaah! my peolpe,i speak i like a mortal,if given a permission to choose sex/gender of a child,will choose male,again and again,
but why not female? well;will say that their wahala too much,their shakara,their infants tantrums,nuisances,etc
somebori is asking,no be woman born you? ,abi no bi woman you marry/go marry?,abi you no get sister? all the answers are yes or yeses,but recalled i said,should i speak as a mortal or ordinary man,and not as God.
About three years later,wifey was reported to be pregnant with twin babies,and in three scanned reports,one is a boy,but the sex of the other,was not known.Wifey was highly hopeful it will be a girl,so shopped for boy and girl things,meanwhile,in my prayer 'shrine',was praying 'oh lord i dont want a baby girl,(maybe not now)
People,this na true life story o,twas only at delivery at Jon Ken's hospital,Akoka,here in lagos that the sex of the other twin was known/seen and guess what?
Mama na boy oooo"!!
This second twin boy has much of feminine features,they are five year old as at march this year,in basic one now,i usually teased him by calling hm sister Paul or brother Paulina,
Driving round town and seeing the despicable things the once morally upright girls are doing,;at hotels,brothels;runs girls,aristos,multiple dating,teenage pregnancy,eloping from home to live with a boy/guy they claim undying love for,against parental counsels,lying,cheating,deceiving cos of guys and many more rain of shame they ceremoniously brings home makes continuing in my silent prayers 'lord,please be patient with me,am not ready for them(FEMALE CHILD,HOWEVER,NOT MY WILL,....) will ask the lord,to be patient yet,,am not ready for them9girl child)
i no talk say our females are not usefu o;l,no,i trust them when it comes to washing family clothes,ehn,they can go to market everyday just even na to buy star magi alone.,they can mop and cook jollof rice,our girls can travel longer distance to fetch water and fire wood,cos it will enable them gossip along the road
To that neighbour that have them female girls like, seven! under his roof,i wish you well,dont be sad,just carry calculator and do arithmetic with the amount of bride price wey you go make in a short possible time fro each of your girl child.
Be courageous,continue to feed them,at age 12,buy cartons of Always sanitory pads,undies,bras,mary kay,shimi,bikini,go to tailor every weekend,saloon every saturdays,to retouch,ghana braiding,calabar kpofkpof.daily make ups,will make them marketable.
dont be surprised to hearing fighting,malice,nagging,shouting,complaints among your girls o,at home,over what the boys will not give a meaning or concerns at all.

It's like you don't know how humorous God can be. It's when you're old and unable to discipline properly that the female child will come.

Marcelo290:
[s]You have no respect for parents so you have to bring them in Oh I forgot I'm talking to a useless bastard who was picked and raised in the streets. All you know is sleep, wake up and search for little girls you would defile after smoking out your life in the slums where you reside. Little wonder you were rejected by all and sundry. At the tender age of 9, you were caught in Mama Tobi's ranch raping her goats you midget, now the curse has been following you around. Dude dafuk you had to rape a goat so much for a sexually starved frustrated, Cunt, claptrap, hoodrat that parades the streets of his village as a local champion raping anything at sight. See the kinda dirty girls he steals their pictures to post on NL, speaks volumes of the calibre of person I'm wasting my time with.

You my boy is a disgrace to manhood and a curse to humanity, quit your evil acts so you may be pardoned by that old helpless woman whom you raped her goats.

It's only an advice, No thanks...You are my boy [/s]

There it is. Further evidence that the meat inside your skull has dissolved into cow piss.

You keep proving to be the unstimulating, dull marble on which the devil carves his bilious pronouncements. Idiots like you are the accidents that happen when baboons go for honeymoon.

You came here to spew trash at feminists for trying to sanitize your sisters and aunts of their idiocy in order to free them from the sinister clutches of incestious baboons like you who have no other god than his reptilian brainstem.

You're a brake on human progress, an unevolved primate choking the human future. There's no other way forward for the world than for your family of monkeys to be convulsed with internal bloodletting. Vermins like you deserve to go extinct.

Even after I buried you in your father's toilet, painting your corpse with your sister's menstrual blood, your obstinacy keeps your stupidity afloat, as you bare out your deformed teeth from beyond the grave. Apart from having the horrible looks of a black monkey, you also have an undefinable resemblance to a goat. You came back as a Zombie reciting the same poem recited by your grandmother when she caught you in the act of bestiality on her pig farm. You should let your devastated family whose symbol of happiness I have demolished, as he's the embodiment of their generational stupidity, have your obituary in peace.

I know you're pained to see blood on the scròtum of your zombified body. I can sense your sorrow at seeing your balls bleed. It's the same way the lion grieves at the loss of his whelps. The Honey badger has arrived to crush your pride and pluck off your impotent dick!

Hipsofagoddess:


It's like you don't know how humorous God can be. It's when you're old and unable to discipline properly that the female child will come.

Either that, or his daughter has just been delivered in a boy's body. She won't get pregnant in her teens, sure, but she'll shame him in other ways. Like by getting gender reassignment surgery.

Pynkylypz:
Unbelievable!!

if I hurt u will u kiss me too

romeorailss:
if I hurt u will u kiss me too

Ah! Hehehe

Hipsofagoddess:


Not an Aphrodite, just me. Have you seen a goddess in real life?

Lol. That was a metaphor.

Of course, I have. My mum, my sis, and my girlfriend.

Pynkylypz:
Ah! Hehehe

but u said so nau Pls nau