Draei:

Uefalona? a team that barely can't deal with
losing an El'classico & learning from their errors.


The next thing you'd see is that frustrated old
bald-headed Iniesta kicking any nearby water bottle.

Draei:

...and I guess you also agree no mentally-balanced
dude will go so low in kick-starting a relationship
with any of you girls in here, accept?

makydebbie:
Erhm both.

I could call my wwe fans if you wish too.

makydebbie:
It took me almost six months to successfully draw brows. I used to hate makeup but I didn't realize I didn't know how to apply it lmao.

Tara? I use Iman, that makeup is cool especially on black people.

Ladies let's do this!!!!

FTrebirth:


barca is not even in a good form. we have lapses at our attack and defense; the midfield has been a bit shaky too since the exit of xavi. i won't downplay iniesta's efforts, though, but he's no longer the "ini-360" we used to know; and he hardly plays for 90 minutes nowadays.

but even with this calamitous situation we'll still best madrid in this season's el-classico. the madrid i'm seeing now might not make top 4 on the table unless they gain officiating favour...as usual. so, save your anticipated trolling coz it's never gonna happen. the bragging right is ours this season.

Draei:

Coming from a useless team who couldn't
beat Malaga home & away last season even
with the presence of a Neymar in the team.

TSOM:


No Nairaland male with an eye for appreciating aesthetics and the finer things of life would make a play for you too.

You've been entangled in the thick of scandals (not controversies), overly vain and we've seen your pictures too.

You're just a pepper-hawking Sikiratu who learnt to recite alphabets and string them into words.

Get a grip! You're like the dreg of a frothy calabash of palmwine!

wao if you could channel all this pain into something else you will excel in it.
Nairaland all day and you're going places

Divay22:

Lol
Y'all guys ain't loyal... No be wrapper your mum dey tie way your dad take meet her, love her before they born Ajepako way wan form Ajebutter

Young man you berra return to the days of wrapper and leave bum short alone
And for this ukwu venza way you dey find all about no go carry the one way be like this, thinking say na venza you win o

Draei:

What amazes me most is they've all forgotten
last season...Obviously they have.

We started bad, even barely survived out
of UCL group stages by coming out second
but what happened at the end of the race?
We raped them all without remorse.

makydebbie:
Herh! Bliss nooo don't say it.. Not here, not now, not today.

lol you think I'm foolish? Yours is to set the bush fire and let it do its thing, I've done my part, na to watch remain

lefulefu:
heavens on high...this dog yansh again...Randy91 come and see

Lalas247:

Oh I see nice one ... just greeting dear

Donaldduke2019:

Beat Girona 1st then I would take you serious

BasketballGURU:

Aiii, Just keep jiggling

Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha

No way! When you're not high. No try am

I kinda prefer pumps tho. Gives this chicky look, especially rocking it with a pencil skirt... Shii is hot.

IamFOUR:
people are talking

U join

can you imagine?
Me that is not a people is also talking

Randy91:







E b like say Lalas247 dey over trip 4 one BEGGAR for NL here called Deadrat


pls don't me ooo,my chest is paining me

Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha

Your brows would beat mine hands down if we get into a competition, they're that terrible . You even have powder, after dashing out the last one to my sister, I'll rather buy icecream than waste my money on any yeye makeup kit. The amusing thing is my siblings are into it, big time sef, my immediate younger sister is even a MUA. It gives me this loud and weird look, not ugly oooooo. But, I mostly end up looking like this wild girls. Thank God I'm not alone.

Randy91:







E b like say Lalas247 dey over trip 4 one BEGGAR for NL here called Deadrat


pls don't me ooo,my chest is paining me

TSOM:

LOL.

I'm willing myself not to take this bait since I love trolling Fake Madrid FC, Madridiots and Penaldo/Divenaldo/Tapnaldo.

Show some respect to the most successful club of the twenty-first century. FC Barcelona towers above you all with trophies and smashed records to back up that truth.

Luckygurl:


I'm dark to o a reasonable extent, imma switch to iman when this one I have is exhausted. With the rate at which I'm going, I won't be surprised if the replacement will come a year from now.
You finally signed up for the makeup thing you talked about??

Blackhawk01:
Let the ladies talk fashion and girlie things, Since the guys are talking football.

Queensekxy, what powder product do you use?

Makydebbie, pumps or flats?

Tahrah, braids or weaves?

Lalas247, what's your yansh secret?

lefulefu:
i be jingling d behind...jiggling it like the agege bread dat it is

Nigga your love for ass though. Phenomenal!

lefulefu:
haha Deadrat?..do u know dat guy expose my nude pix for nairaland..can u imagine

Draei:

That can be corrected in the second leg which
you know very well. But what are we gonna
say about Cancerlona who couldn't beat a mere
Malaga whom i used to clinch the title from you.?

Lol, please don't make a niggur laugh.

NoFavors:
Round back? Bros, na good front win am for me o

Draei:

Uefalona? a team that barely can't deal with
losing an El'classico & learning from their errors.


The next thing you'd see is that frustrated old
bald-headed Iniesta kicking any nearby water bottle.

TSOM:


[s] Misery loves company.

Kreativ.Genuis A.K.A Supersystems who snitched and posted screenshots of private conversations with a female Nairalander teaming up with Caring.guy , the dude who uploaded photos of a Nairaland female he bedded and supposedly paid to have sex with.

The two poster boys for untrustworthiness and the effect of having no moral compass.

CARIN.Gguy? Odd twist of fate. Ironies have never been more obvious. [/s]

Randy91:




u sef get NUDE pix?

abeg I want to see it ooo...##No homo

Donaldduke2019:

You can't even beat a newly promoted side....Seriously Madrid needs help this season