Fetishes, Complaints, uncomfortable environment, you being a pain in the butt to others, et al.

What is that funny thing you couldn't stop laughing at each time you remember it?



Lalasticlala

#JustPassingThrough

xynerise:

See am. Keep pretending you care about the sleepless night I will have tonight

cococandy:


And he's forming innocent o.

99 percent of men cheat. he's only one that doesn't. According to him.

He meant he is the only one that is not a man

cococandy:


Madam sky bia Biko.
Ejidelem ya na shirt.
He's going nowhere.

I know where and how to deal with him

cococandy:

This Tok boy is foolish sha.
But he doesn't know.

I'll spank him one day.

Crazy things men ask...hypocrisy in 3D

cococandy:
What would the guys do in such situations?
That's what we will do.

Yeye questions.

Lol. Always want the women to take the final decision because men are immune to taking blames

LordReed:


Wrong! Love does not make your senses evaporate that is infatuation talking. Emotions are only one aspect of love, if you make your love all about emotions then you are no longer operating love but now in infatuation.

Well said

olaxco2f:
What's it?

Expression

Ewww

What moved you to kiss him/her in the first place?

Don't tell me milk came out?

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”- Yul Brynner

Are you too smart for your own good? It has never been scientifically proven that men prefer beauty over brains. What we do know is that even the smartest women do some dumb things when it comes to love.
Being intelligent is definitely a quality to be proud of but it’s only useful in dating when applied correctly.

In dating it’s more important that you’re friendly, kind, funny, attentive and genuine than a Rhodes scholar.

Being intelligent when it comes to men isn’t the about your comprehensive knowledge of nuclear physics or finance; it’s about a complete understanding of one subject, him.
If you’re smart about men, you’ll realize that there are better ways to display your intelligence than what I see some doing in the dating world today.

If you’re an intelligent woman and you have the documents to prove it, good for you but being smart about men isn’t the same as being book smart.


1.Thinking you shouldn’t be beautiful.
The stigma in the world today is that beauty and brains don’t go together. Just because a lot of so-called beautiful women act dumb in pop culture doesn’t mean being smart means being ugly. Caring about what you look like isn’t the ultimate betrayal of feminism or an insult to female intelligence.
Feeling beautiful is an essential part of being a woman.
Don’t make the mistake of making your looks trivial or secondary. Be the complete package.

Thinking you have to prove your point
A big mistake so-called “intelligent” women make is constantly feeling the need to prove their point. Successful flirting is largely based on how you make a man feel.
If you’re hammering your point home and drilling it into your date that you’re right and he’s wrong instead of seeming smart you’ll seem mean.
If your date makes a statement that you disagree with or you know for a fact isn’t true don’t make it a big deal. You’re smart enough to know that you don’t need to see him again if he isn’t a fit. When you are asked to share your opinion the abridged
version, not the dissertation you wrote on the subject, keep in mind being right doesn’t make you smarter. You may come across as smart but you won’t come across as fun.
Don’t make the mistake of getting into heated debates or having to be right with a man you don’t know that well. He probably isn’t worth the energy and you’ll come across like the bully.

Thinking that smarter means better.
If you want to make a woman who is a six look like an eleven talk about her in front of a man.
Putting another women down who seems less intelligent than you really only makes you look like the dumb one. It’s negative, it’s un-ladylike, it’s pretentious and it’s judgmental.
It doesn’t matter if you come across a woman who doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together, talking about it makes you seem intimidated by her.
Praise other women. Find something good to say even when the man is bating you to say something catty. Don’t play, that game.
Don’t make the mistake of judging other women based on what you think you know. –
You’re too smart for that.

http://www.thedatingtruth.com/2011/03/mistakes-smart-women-make/

veegirl:

I didnt say it makes dem stick to u. Looks have absolutely nothing to do wit that. U asked wat it is wit guys and fyn girls and dats wat i replied to.

I didn't specify a facial beauty. Physical attributes also include good curves and all that

veegirl:

I guess it boosts their ego

I guess boosting their ego also make them stick to you?

Lordabas:

No.
Physical attributes attract at the start but never maintain a successful relationship if its to last. Its personality & characters of one another that keeps couples together

So why do some men emphasized on the looks of women?

Does your partner's physical attributes contribute more to the success of your relationship? What important role does it play in your relationship?

xynerise:
My son called his cousin an antelope.

You should be proud of yourself I guess?

My son was playing in the living room and accidentally hit his head on the table. I heard the sound but pretended not to notice so he would just endure the pain and continue playing. I was surprised to hear him yelled ''Jesus! I hate this table!!!"

I was cleaning up her sister's poop when he came to me and said giggling " Mummy, Olivia is disgusting, ewwwwww" . I almost wore the diaper on his small head.

"Mum, Why do you always laugh at night?"(Pillow talks with hubby at night)

iceberylin:
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OK, that ain't funny

Wow...it feels like the last edition happened few weeks ago . Beautiful ladies show them what you got

Good evening fellas
We may get some consistent complements from our partners and get some blushes in our daily lives, but there are some unique behaviour(s) he/she does that rings a bell in our heart and even keep us in cloud9 . We memorize them sometimes and smile.

My hubby is just awesome. He has this je ne sais quoi character that keeps the sun smiling hysterically

Let's share....

EWWW! Those women look scary

bukatyne:


You mean it is a slim chance for a career woman to have a happy home

Affirmative. Erm...it all depends on your understanding of " career woman"

9jatatafo:
all the meat will disappear from soup

And he will fall sick

Mopolchi:
and the women should be eating gizzard and drinking big stout at the Nkwobi junction.

Exactly

The men should take charge of the kitchen after the end of this match

Kimoni:


Can it be averted? Can you ever be happy with someone that is killing your goals in life?

Imagine if your father stopped you from furthering your education in order to take care of him in his old age? You were top in ur class and always wanted to be a medical doctor. Can the frustration within you be averted especially when you have classmates who also have aged fathers and were able to agree alternative arrangements with them, but ur own father refused to work anything out and insist you must stop school as his time on earth is very limited.

How would you feel? Remember he seems to have very valid reasons.

Hmmmm

chaircover:


LOL
But her children hardly get to see her too . . .but she needs to buy uniform and pay school fees.

What about the husband? It is easy to spot a career woman if her husband also has a comfortable job

chaircover:


Are you saying that the fish seller who wakes up at 3am to catch the 4am danfo to badagry to buy fish, comes back home to Barracks to smoke the fish, then sells them at Iyana Iba market in the afternoon and the night market at okoko is not a career woman?

She is busy woman

donodion:

you can say that again sis...yes.you can say that again..Super falcons taking tthe shine.off the chickens.

Did you see that crossing? sheeeeeeeeeeht.

I wish I can play football like these spectacular ladies