Hearing & seeing are d basic gift to human beings.

Ooo my God, where are my car keys?

Safe? Pls don't put ur money in dat hole-safe, better take it to the bank.

Going to watch chelsea vs man-u match after church service.

Game or no game, you must follow me to d market, said my mum.

Husband snatchers. Serves her right. Mctweeeee

Choose ur love & love ur choice.

Bussiness & education, which one shud I choose?

Competition is highly recommended in our bussiness.

Hello nairalanders, after a hectic day at d office & a busy one at biz, I tink it's nice to cool our brains. The first person after me will use my last word to start a sentence & the next person after d last will continue like that. Enjoy urselves. Here I go:
I will see you tommorrow.
Tommorrow is d last day of competition.
And so on.

Rest in peace sister. Ur soul will surely find peace in d bossom of d Lord. Today na boko haram, tommorrow go be reckless drivers killing coppers. It is not much better to abolish nysc program?

Yet anoda large numbert of youths have join d unemployment market. I pity naija.

I'm not suprise. Dis just d beginning many good things to stop coming to naija. Mr shoeless retardeen shei u are seeing wat ur ineffectiveness is causing us. God is watching u GEJ.

If he likes let him make her nigerian ambassador 2 heaven I don't give a phuck. Wetin concern bicycle wit filling station?. GEJ & all his cabinet re bunch of thieves.

Ibime: Eziachi,

First of all, my sincere prayer s for your return to full health. You are one of my cherished elders on NL.


Second of all,

It is very necessary to sack underperforming staff. . . however. . .

You shoulda got the cleaning company to redeploy the lady and put them on final warning before withdrawing the contract. The owner of the cleaning company is a business man just like you and the actions of this lady cost the company fixed income even though they had little jurisdiction over the ladies actions. If contracts were torn up everytime an employee misbehaves, nobody would have any contracts in UK. You have to raise complaints with the company and they will deal with the lady themselves. If they continue sending substandard staff, then you hammer them.

waoh, I neva eva belif dis type of respond will be seen on NL, a matured respond. It is nt gud 2 destroy d whole mouth simply becos of a roteen tooth, beta remove d tooth & ask d mouth to chew wit caution.

Definition of a wife: Dat bitch u fukc everynit wit or witout menses. Are u satisfied?

Over my dead body! But wait a second, did votes really count in naija? If GEJ wants 2 contest, he will rig & surely win. Trust pdp, I know wat they can do. Bunch of thieves.

[quote author=indoorlove] if there is a new god of football, his name is messi... I agree with u 100%.
Where on earth was ur Messi wen my giant, amiable & gallant DROGBA disgrace d hell out of him on wednesday night @ stamford bridge?

I dey chop, wen I'm through, I will let u know, abi?

Weti person no go hear from dos f.ucking-arsewashing-bloody idiots called hausa-fulani. Did they tink dey are people in naija. At a time I wept while naija was disintergrated during Ojukwu's time.

Wats ur problem bro? U said U have confirm d hymen 2 be intact. Na virginity 4 U be dat one. But pls be careful dere is a particular chemical dat if U pour it in hot water & sit on top d bucket of d water like 15-20 mins will make an ashawo punany be intact like a new born girl. Beware.

Dis is surely chelsea yr. Barca or no barca, chelsea will lift d trophy very high & bring it back 2 stamford Bridge.
Chelsea vs Madrid 4 final.
Zap Platini for classico finals.

freegaza:

Even if na heaven voting,i will never vote again

I totally agree wit U. Why shud I waste voting wen they can practically endorse who shud win. Voting is only a process in Naija, d winners are choosen b/4 elections.

pDude:

A rush of f00ls.

Tank U bro, bunch of fools spending our money. Na agbada madam wear abi na jacket? Hmmm mrs 1st lady, U never cease 2 amaze me.

@poster, I get her fon number, if U are interesd, call me 08095777857:

Wat rit does he have to an innocent girl? Wat offence did d girl commit, can't she fight 4 her sister? Will any ever hear anytin good about Naija police? I don tire 4 dem sef.