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|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 8:02am On Jul 10, 2012|
Hearing & seeing are d basic gift to human beings.
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 6:51pm On Jul 08, 2012|
Ooo my God, where are my car keys?
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 5:11pm On Jul 07, 2012|
Safe? Pls don't put ur money in dat hole-safe, better take it to the bank.
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 12:17pm On Jul 07, 2012|
Going to watch chelsea vs man-u match after church service.
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 8:08pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Game or no game, you must follow me to d market, said my mum.
|Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Nose Over Suspicions Of Snatching Her Husband by SweetSex(m): 5:36pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Husband snatchers. Serves her right. Mctweeeee
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 5:20pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Choose ur love & love ur choice.
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Bussiness & education, which one shud I choose?
|Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 5:15pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Competition is highly recommended in our bussiness.
|Jokes Etc / The Last Man Standing. by SweetSex(m): 5:13pm On Jul 06, 2012|
Hello nairalanders, after a hectic day at d office & a busy one at biz, I tink it's nice to cool our brains. The first person after me will use my last word to start a sentence & the next person after d last will continue like that. Enjoy urselves. Here I go:
I will see you tommorrow.
Tommorrow is d last day of competition.
And so on.
|NYSC / Re: Reckless Driver Kills Corps Member In Ondo by SweetSex(m): 5:56pm On Jun 30, 2012|
Rest in peace sister. Ur soul will surely find peace in d bossom of d Lord. Today na boko haram, tommorrow go be reckless drivers killing coppers. It is not much better to abolish nysc program?
|Education / Re: Covenant Varsity Produces 88 First Class Students by SweetSex(m): 5:26pm On Jun 30, 2012|
Yet anoda large numbert of youths have join d unemployment market. I pity naija.
|Sports / Re: Brazil Calls Off Friendly With Nigeria Over Bombings by SweetSex(m): 10:58am On Jun 21, 2012|
I'm not suprise. Dis just d beginning many good things to stop coming to naija. Mr shoeless retardeen shei u are seeing wat ur ineffectiveness is causing us. God is watching u GEJ.
|Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Appointed Ambassador To Spain by SweetSex(m): 3:54pm On Jun 13, 2012|
If he likes let him make her nigerian ambassador 2 heaven I don't give a phuck. Wetin concern bicycle wit filling station?. GEJ & all his cabinet re bunch of thieves.
|Career / Re: Have You Fired Anyone? How Do You Feel Afterwards? I Did & I Don't Feel Anythng by SweetSex(m): 3:16pm On May 14, 2012|
Ibime: Eziachi,waoh, I neva eva belif dis type of respond will be seen on NL, a matured respond. It is nt gud 2 destroy d whole mouth simply becos of a roteen tooth, beta remove d tooth & ask d mouth to chew wit caution.
|Romance / Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by SweetSex(m): 12:27am On Apr 22, 2012|
Definition of a wife: Dat Dam u fukc everynit wit or witout menses. Are u satisfied?
|Politics / Re: Will You Vote For GEJ If He Goes For Second Term? by SweetSex(m): 12:05am On Apr 22, 2012|
Over my dead body! But wait a second, did votes really count in naija? If GEJ wants 2 contest, he will rig & surely win. Trust pdp, I know wat they can do. Bunch of thieves.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (1 - 2) On 21st April 2012 by SweetSex(m): 2:59pm On Apr 20, 2012|
[quote author=indoorlove] if there is a new god of football, his name is messi... I agree with u 100%.
Where on earth was ur Messi wen my giant, amiable & gallant DROGBA disgrace d hell out of him on wednesday night @ stamford bridge?
|Romance / Re: What Comes First For You? by SweetSex(m): 10:30am On Apr 01, 2012|
I dey chop, wen I'm through, I will let u know, abi?
|Politics / Re: 15 Feared Killed In Fresh Fulani, Tiv Farmers Clash, Again! by SweetSex(m): 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2012|
Weti person no go hear from dos f.ucking-arsewashing-bloody idiots called hausa-fulani. Did they tink dey are people in naija. At a time I wept while naija was disintergrated during Ojukwu's time.
|Romance / Re: Is She A Virgin Please? by SweetSex(m): 1:38pm On Mar 20, 2012|
Wats ur problem bro? U said U have confirm d hymen 2 be intact. Na virginity 4 U be dat one. But pls be careful dere is a particular chemical dat if U pour it in hot water & sit on top d bucket of d water like 15-20 mins will make an ashawo punany be intact like a new born girl. Beware.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by SweetSex(m): 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2012|
Dis is surely chelsea yr. Barca or no barca, chelsea will lift d trophy very high & bring it back 2 stamford Bridge.
Chelsea vs Madrid 4 final.
Zap Platini for classico finals.
|Politics / Re: Electronic Voting Likely In 2015 - Jega by SweetSex(m): 1:04pm On Mar 01, 2012|
freegaza:I totally agree wit U. Why shud I waste voting wen they can practically endorse who shud win. Voting is only a process in Naija, d winners are choosen b/4 elections.
|Politics / Re: Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan & His Wife In London by SweetSex(m): 11:16am On Feb 23, 2012|
pDude:Tank U bro, bunch of fools spending our money. Na agbada madam wear abi na jacket? Hmmm mrs 1st lady, U never cease 2 amaze me.
|Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help Me Before I Die by SweetSex(m): 9:40am On Feb 19, 2012|
@poster, I get her fon number, if U are interesd, call me 08095777857:
|Crime / Re: Coporal Okoye Shoots His Girlfriend & Kidnapped Her Sister In Lagos by SweetSex(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2012|
Wat rit does he have to an innocent girl? Wat offence did d girl commit, can't she fight 4 her sister? Will any ever hear anytin good about Naija police? I don tire 4 dem sef.
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