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Pets / Re: Fear Grip Residents As Hyena Escapes From Jos Wildlife Park by UbanmeUdie: 8:31am On Jul 09
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Hyena without a tracker.

Gone! Gone!! Gone!!!

All sensible animals looking for best ways to escape the zoo.

Don't be left out.

Act now!

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Family / Re: Husband Hits Wife's Head With A Pestle In Asaba (Disturbing Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 2:21pm On Jul 03
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Control your mouth, women won't listen.

Do not talk back when a man is talking even if you are right, women won't listen.

Women of nowadays thinks they are equal with men.

I do not support domestic violence but no man will raise his hand on a woman who has subdued her tongue.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Human Skull In Ogun by UbanmeUdie: 10:50am On Jun 25
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Quite a striking resemblance.

If the skull belongs to his late father, I see no criminal offense.

A father who leaves no inheritance for his children should at least allow them use his skull for money rituals when they are dead, buried and decayed.

It's a family problem and not as worst as what Nigerians are going through in the hands of the empty skull in Abuja.

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Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer - NB CEO, Hans Essaadi by UbanmeUdie: 8:03am On Feb 20
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BAT is evil.

Tinubu is a devil.

Ahmed is Satan.

Bola is a Demon.

Ashiwaju is a monster.

Nigerians asking God for mercy are jokers.
Your choice, your pain and sufferings.

Tinubu, the Rehoboam of our time. This is indeed the great Tinubulation. Even agents of the devil like Beer companies are crying hard.

Indeed I'm redeemed to flourish in hard times.

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Inspects Ongoing Ekehuan Road Construction (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 7:38pm On Feb 18
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Useless ugly failure of a governor.

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Crime / Re: Keke Operator Dies In Fight Over ₦‎400 Levy by UbanmeUdie: 7:03am On Feb 15
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Augustine was just a walking corpse.
His grandmother had sacrificed him in the coven of witches the previous night.

Osama is just a victim of circumstances.

The Police should free Osama, but the government of Delta State should do better in eradicating menace of motor park agberos so that Osama doesn't fall a victim of circumstance again in the future when he is released from jail if ever justice would be served.

₦400 in the hand of a poor man under BAT is like ₦400,000,000 and so they believe it's worth dying for.

Poor men and anyhow kind of death is like Siamese twins.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Drag Dele Momodu For Sharing Video Of Power Outage At Lagos Airport by UbanmeUdie: 5:20pm On Feb 04
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This is called patriotism at its peak.
Say it the way it is!

God bless Davido's boy Dele.

At least he has done what Napoleon couldn't do by ensuring no compromise of information.

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Career / Re: This Happened In My New Work Place. Please advice by UbanmeUdie: 10:37am On Jan 13
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Politics / Re: We Did Not Make The Payments As Requested By Minister, Edu - Accountant-General by UbanmeUdie: 3:13pm On Jan 06
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Politics / Re: We’ll Prioritise Food Security In Lagos – Sanwo-olu by UbanmeUdie: 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2023
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He meant to say they will prioritise food scarcity in Lagos.

Even Agbado and cassava no dey to chop o.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Election Tribunal Sacks PDP Rep, Orders Re-Run by UbanmeUdie: 11:19pm On Sep 08, 2023
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APC Judiciary.


Nigeria is dead and buried!
Family / Re: My Husband Has Been Doing Me Yahoo Yahoo! by UbanmeUdie: 12:52pm On Sep 03, 2023
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You wanted to be the man and you became the man.

No complains please!

Even if your so called husband became a degenerate, at least you enjoyed his preeq and the result of 5 children.

Be thankful to him for that.

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Politics / Re: Wike Orders Task Force To Destroy 500 Impounded Commercial Motorcycles by UbanmeUdie: 10:27am On Sep 02, 2023
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Seems Wike is the president of Nigeria.

What BAT doesn't have the balls for, Wike will fvck it.

Symbiosis!
Politics / Re: With Functional Refineries, Petrol Will Sell For Less Than ₦‎200 – IPMAN by UbanmeUdie: 6:20am On Sep 02, 2023
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Story for the gods!

Between IPMAN and PMAN I don't know which group is less stupid.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu To Attend G20 Summit In India To Promote Investments by UbanmeUdie: 6:16am On Sep 02, 2023
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BAT the Traveller!

He is only going to India to learn their dance steps.

His COS did say his favorite movie of all time was the Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Atta Atta Atta movie.
Politics / Re: Coups: The Two Anglophone Countries Immuned From This Scourge - Femi Fani-Kayode by UbanmeUdie: 6:03am On Sep 02, 2023
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Shame Shame Shame Shame!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since FFK has been used and mellowed down in the APC, he keeps reeling out articles full of cow dung.

Was BAT legally & democratically elected?

Election rigging is a more dangerous coup that the military's.

The military coup is against bad leaders but election rigging is a coup against the wish of the majority of citizens in a state as in the case of BAT.

FFK is hungry again, food don finish for table and so, he is back to food hunting by posting rubbish on X.

E go shock una when Military go take over for Nigeria.

To say Nigeria military is disciplined and professional is to say an average Yoruba man's gbola is disciplined.

Shut up FFK!

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Politics / Re: Abia State Governor, Otti Sacks All Civil Servants Employed From December 2022 by UbanmeUdie: 5:57am On Sep 02, 2023
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Alex Otti is indeed a short man with giant balls.

Very commendable step.

Let them all taste the bitter pill.

Ikpeazu wuruwuru appointees should go work for him in his kerosene sharing business hub.

That is more lucrative than being a civil servant in Abia State.

Alex Otti, Na man u be!

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Health / Re: Nigerian Doctors Relocating To Sierra Leone, Gambia To Earn $4,000 Wages, CMDs by UbanmeUdie: 9:27am On Aug 31, 2023
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Politics / Re: Controversy About Whether Or Not Peter Obi Gave Monetary Gift To Rufai Oseni by UbanmeUdie: 10:34am On Aug 30, 2023
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Will there ever be a day in Nigeria post election that Peter Obi won't be in the news?

Come to think of it, is it a criminal offense for Peter Obi to sponsor the burial of Rufai's late father if true?

Don't Peter Obi like every other Nigerian have a right to freedom of association?

What really is Reno's bile for towards P.O and Rufai Oseni?

Didn't we hear the other day on same Arise TV that Oshiomhole's father's burial was sponsored by the state government?

Too many poorly directed script being thrown out there as news by the he-goat Reno Omokri.

P.O is a movement and he is a man God is with and if God be for a man, no one can be against him.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Records: Chicago State University Locks X Account by UbanmeUdie: 8:56am On Aug 29, 2023
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All eyes on the judiciary.

Do anyhow see anyhow!

Nigerians are tired of its corrupt leaders but lack the willpower to sacrifice for a better tomorrow.

But we will start by ensuring BAT is ousted out legally.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Losing 400,000 Barrels Of Crude Oil To Thieves Daily: NSA Ribadu by UbanmeUdie: 5:20pm On Aug 27, 2023
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Oga we know this already.

It's stale news!

Can you please publish the names of the culprits?

Until the security agencies in Nigeria dare unveil the power behind the scene responsible for oil theft in the Niger Delta, I won't take seriously any beer parlour talk, not even from the Fulani NSA.

At least Asari Dokubo was bold enough to indict the Nigeria Military.

Till now, heaven has still not fallen nor a proper investigation activated to prove or debunk his allegations.

Nigeria indeed jagajaga!

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Politics / Re: Prince Clem Agba: The Legacies Of A Good Public Servant - Osazuwa Jonathan by UbanmeUdie: 7:11am On Aug 21, 2023
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Who does PR for the dead?

Clem Agba is a monumental failure.
The Oba of Benin stripped him naked in the market place.

Clem Agba is a nobody in the political space of Edo State.

He has been rejected even before the race began.

Let him save the money he stole during this time as minister of states.

Those Ugbor village and Ekosodin girls must chop their fair share of the loot, please don't waste it on political campaigns.

It is the turn of Edo central to produce a governor.

And like Clem Agba's GF said, Others can go and die.

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Romance / Re: What I Saw When I Peeped My Neighbour Taking Her Bath (graphic Pics) by UbanmeUdie: 11:39pm On Aug 18, 2023
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Op, it's so shameful that Ada considers you useless & opted for two giant size cucumbers.

Ada is a smart girl & I'm happy she knows what she wants.

It's just a shame no one in your compound has the size of those cucumbers to satisfy Ada's ancient urge for fresh preeq.
Sports / Re: I’m A Pure Yoruba Man From Nigeria - Emmanuel Adebayor by UbanmeUdie: 9:26am On Aug 18, 2023
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Good thing he never identified with Nigeria during his playing days.

Would not have been considered a legend in African football.

No wise footballer plays for Nigeria.

Only those with low self esteem, terrible playing skills and poor competitive capabilities do.

Only one of the super fouls give me joy these days.

I will be your Obama where it matters dear Michelle.

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Business / Re: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by UbanmeUdie: 8:35am On Aug 18, 2023
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WhatsApp female CEOs in Lekki and different red light district areas have hijacked online retail business from Jumia.

Nothing last forever.

Thumbs up to all female CEOs.

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Politics / Re: See N1000 Potatoes I'm To Survive On For 8 Days by UbanmeUdie: 7:47pm On Aug 17, 2023
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Your survival is in BAT's hands.
Those wretched looking potatoes won't alleviate your hunger pangs.

E go better Na poor man prayer.

Take action!

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Politics / Re: NAF Jet Did Not Crash, Bandits Shot It Down, Killed Pilot, 13 Soldiers by UbanmeUdie: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2023
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Nigeria jaga jaga
Romance / Re: I Am Not A Virgin. How Do I Tell My Fiancee? by UbanmeUdie: 10:16am On Aug 15, 2023
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Business / Re: President Tinubu Orders CBN To Improve Forex Liquidity by UbanmeUdie: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2023
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You can't give what you don't have.
The president should keep his ugly mouth shut.

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Politics / Re: Alleged ‘Coup’ Against Obaseki: My Story – Deputy Governor, Shaibu by UbanmeUdie: 6:35am On Aug 13, 2023
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