Jman06:
I wish I could like your post a million times.

Those wise men who put themselves first before any woman live longer!

Your post is GOATED!!!!

It touched me specially, Always put your self first

OP please never mention IBEJU Lekki!!!

There is never Electricity here.

We no even dae snooze light

God help us, no where is safe.

Intelligence report should be gathered and the culprit(s) should be clamped down asap..

You mean sterling global?

Dreadlock69:
Yes I'm presently dating one

She so hooked up on me, not even for the sex self cause it's very awful and I know dey perform like IndecentStar wey go make am dey so hook to me , she said I'm different.

She just dey lie lie lie lie dey confuse my destiny , sometimes she go lie for me I go just dey shine teeth my mind

Anyway she be better wify material but no be go marry olosho go show my mama

Tattoo present

Leg chain present

Noise ring present

Dyed hair present

And again she's a single mother of one and way older than me

Abeg check if HIV is present too…

Lols no hates but please don’t believe anything you see on media!!!

Fake life everywhere car wer him upgrade!!����

dboY1123:



Very true... The babe I'm dating right now would even ask money for hair, she'd tell me she's hungry that I should send money, she wants to fill gas, data and so on..
She's working o.. I just told her I won't be sending her money again, last week, she asked Monet for hair, I just told her I don't have and she got it done herself..e no concern me..
Me wey d relationship don tire already just looking for excuse to run

You just explained a typical 9ja Relationship...

Guys wise up!!!

Most of them got NOTHING to OFFER tho some are Angel's

This man called Putin is brutal and inhuman, he’s Focused and must achieve he’s aim!!!!

Say NoToWar

I got an interview on money and am wearing my senator!!!

I’ll give you feed back

A gurl who was working in my station saw me bathing she was the one shy, me were no Dae shame I just told her to pass ooo... No level till tomorrow me nd her are still frds..

I no Dae shame at all

This post is really for me!!!
I don’t even think I got mental health anymore, am running mad!!!!

Life ain’t easy we need to keep mouving!!!!


I travel nd chill with friends just to keep my sanity, God help us all

OP you just need to man up!!!! Can I say we face almost same just that my case is even far more worse, I work on the island, sleep we’re I work and still try to manage my life with the little I can, manage what you have for now and don’t spend above your budget.
Also have a target and a time frame for this job your doing, God help us all

Sabinus is doing well!!!!

More oil boss

jobportng:
Good afternoon guys, so straight to the point guys.

I met this girl few months ago and we started talking, ended up asking her out, we started dating, at that time she told me she was single, honestly me too I was.

Fast forward to somedays back, she came to visit and we were cool and all suddenly she started having mood swings and all, I was worried, kept asking what is wrong and she always said nothing, surprisingly someone texted me on whatsapp and was telling me that she was dating her and many other talks, that night i almost had an heart attack. I was beyond surprised till now I am yet to recover from the shock.

When I asked her about the guy she first said that she doesn’t have any other person, when she knew it was very serious she then opened up to me, and told me she and the guy had issues and he broke up with her and that now the guy wants them to come back. I saw her chat with the guy, telling the guy she loves him and will never stop loving him bla bla and telling another person that she misses him but she has decided to stick with me because I've shown her so much love that no one has ever done, and honestly i love 10000%. I treat her like a queen.

Right now i am confused, i asked her now what do you want and she said she wants me, but then she still keeps communicating with the guy and the guy is in same state with her while me i'm far away from her, i don’t even know what do i'm so depressed i have never loved like this before and this is what is getting to me. I can’t even eat or sleep when i remember all of it, i confused if she wants me really or she’s just considering the fact that i'm wealthy.

Guys please constructive criticism are welcomed, please i need advice on what to do I’m madly confused.

Lols, my guy mouve on, was here some months back, I got a lot of responsibility to carter for bro, life is large enjoy Your life, it’s too short to think about who likes being hurt (she) and all..

Mouve on

11Anonymous:
Just got a job offer of about 80k per month and I planned on going for NYSC before the year ends.

Which should I go for, knowing that I may no longer be interested in serving after getting a job?

I was in your shoes last year, I went for both!!!!!

I so much like this guy white money , he’s a real gee

Still in the process, so many things to sign and I don’t know any military man to sign them for me

Stupidquestions:
Point of correction...you dint suffer together, stop deceiving ur brain that u did....
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Cos have she ever fed you for a month or few months?.....I'm not talking of transport fare or one day food u got from her...cos many of ur friends could have done that
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Has she ever paid your house rent when you had no where to go?...so which suffer did she suffer for u....
.. Someone u feed, give money, sponsor at schl..lol...u get sense so? How did she suffer for u..abi na u dey suffer alone while she uses u as her support system......at least without u, she would have even suffered more...guys can fool themselves Sha...
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Maybe u want to say she gave u pvssy when u were suffering and u quickly equate it to mean she suffered for fvcking a suffering guy...lol.
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May God one day return ur sense...u suffer together kor..ozuor

Guy we need chill, you need one bottle of HERO

Reelmii:
Hmmm


What I dont understand is why non of the pastors attended his funeral

They could not sympathize with the family.... even if the man was a false prophet, sympathizing with is family could just be a sign of love for a fellow mankind


Would Jesus had acted this way if he were to still be on earth?

Make we dey fear God ooo

I really thought of these today and it really baffled me...

Elock1:
I swear my brother.

Being a Nigerian and a first born son it's even worse.

Pressure everywhere.

I lost my sanity nd regained it back!!!

Ain’t easy

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...



No be all men dey get beards at 17...


Some get it at 30...


Work toward success and aim for greatness...

You don't pray for wealth and riches then sit and fold your hands expecting a miracle...


Get something doing....


I asked my father once...


Dad how did you train us all, including bills in this harsh economy without losing you mind?


He said one word....



Relax...





Everything falls In place after a while

Thanks bro...

atom080:
@ tensazangetsu20
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what about MECHATRONICS ENGINEERING?

I think, it's the best of all.
it's the brigde connecting the three major engineering courses(mechanical+elect/elect+computer).
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moreso, it is a course that merge I.T with engineering.
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that's my course, i'm a fresher though.

No wonder your body is still sweeting you!!!
Lols, anyways never be discouraged , get engaged in other fields and things that would be productive even after graduation.

Studied mechanical engineering ain’t an easy one after graduation.

tutudesz:

We no dey run go hide for UK O! We dey fight to the end O!! Creek!!!

No be lie!!!
We no daae hide, if e burst we follow up!

executive12:


No car is made for potholes.

Try am for ur Honda na.

Na tierod go first commot��

OfficialDJ:
yes o; but all my cars are white.. it’s just my go-to color for cars

Boss show us the way naw!!!

We sef wan buy car too

SUPERPACK:
All you need is good hearing ability, decision making, ability to study a guide, patience and perseverance. that's all, no extra skill is needed.

Please I’ll like to message you privately...

powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.

imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

The most realest post have seen here on Nairaland, God bless you hommie...

This is a way forward......

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