Faoni572, na which kind mumu question be that ? Abi you no fit read before you begin dey ask whether na joke ?

I don send them to go cut bush cane come when I go take educate you this morning, so that you nogo dey ask a such kind question for open place again.

Doctor them don talk am say all the potto-potto when dey for inside person belle, say na the same with the yama-yama when full pig belle.

The only question when remain be say how those Saudi Dokita go come fiti take hand touch the pig who done volunteer hinself to donate kidney for Yar Adua, when e be say  Allah no dey gree musilimu to touch pig meat ?

Abi them go call butcher from Nigeria to come do the operation ?  Me I been get one friend when dey do butcher for Warri, and the man don ready to go Saudi if den call am for the work when dey ground, so far them go fit pay am first, in case the patient go mistake die after the operation.

E get as e be.

So because that woman like to enjoy different-different man for chook-chook any time when she husband done go work, na him cause wey all of una dey vex like this ?

And I sure say out of all you man when dey cry say that woman be ashawo, NOBODY go reject that woman if she carry that so-so wata yansh come give you.  Even all those man pikin when don swear say na only fresh woman when never born bomboy them for like to chook, them go still take them blokos flog this mama of 5 pikin, at least so that them go fit siddon for beer parlor to nak 'tory of how them don climb America Vice President toto and do many style and system.   

Monkey no fine but him mama love am.

Why e be say na only 8-years old pikin this Hausa people want to sell for Chad, when them know say even younger pikin dey for inside plenty Hausa woman belle.  Them for dey book that belle pikin before them born am self, so that immediately them born the pikin, one biya-biya Alahaji go don ready down to collect am at once and carry am go dey fork for him house, come dey tell all him remainder 25 wife and 55 pikin to take fan dey fan Alhaji for the work when he dey do for hand.

Pellow Kwantiri Man,  we no like am fwa yeroba andi igbo keferi people take am fwa Koran paper clean am fwa yansh after yan do toilet.  Me I be Nigeria soldier, and I ready fwa kill am felenty Biafara solja and Ijaw solja now now.  Allau Fukbar.

Hmm out of all the lizard when lie-down for ground, na only the one when belle dey pain am go fit know himself.

Nigeria get as e be, but make we talk true o, na TENTH world country we dey so.

Look at all these grammar people as them dey shout like panel of experts when nogo agree on any one point till tomorow.

Make I ask una one simple question to take close this bus agrument.

If den no open the bus window, na for where man pikin go see to piss for inside bus ?

Foorish people.

You don dey get sense now, Oga. Toto na the MAIN work of art when Papa God dey create, but o, na Edo own sweet pass and I go commot my 50-naira suit and neck-tie to ready fight anybody when try to argue this matter with me.

By the special grace of Almighty God, na for on top toto me self I go die when time reach.

So far na that ever-sweet EDO TOTO kill me, na for God Right Hand Side I go come go siddon kaka-raka for heaven.

Sank you for ya foolish question Oga. When you reach Milan or Rome, those Edo girl go show you toto, after when you don pay that 20 million lira to see am.

When I dey tell una say EDO TOTO dey sweet pass all this world toto, when e be say man pikin fit die gburugudu-gbosa, for on top am, unu dey laugh me say na lie.

Why you think say EDO girls dey export toto go Europe, if e no be say the ting sweet pass all other country woman own when dey oversea.

No be by force dem dey enter bus, Oga

Ride that ya bicycle, or enter okada, Oga, but no forget to wear ya 50-naira suit and tie as e be say you be GRAMMAR MAN when no like to take eye see broken window for inside bus.

Monkey no fine but him mama love am.

Pomo na true you talk so. That Africa Bush when you dey smoke don terrorise ya brain when e come be say you dey write this kind wonder-story when no get head and tail.

Please direct me to where me self I go see a such kind bush to terrorise my brain every day, dey turn my eye like as for where baboon mistake jam full palm-wine keg for on top palm tree.

That pillow chair fine pass the one when dey my parlour o, why una come dey complain ?

Abi you want make them get Oyibo Road Hostess when go dey smile and serve passenger them with wine and champagne for inside molue for Lagos ?

People for my village dey here dey DREAM of how as them go one day wear 50-naira suit and tie and den make yanga enter that BRT bus for Lagos, BUT na so Lagos people come dey complain again say the bus no fine reach for them Londoner Americana taste. 

Why them no kukuma go tanda for ya London now ?   Abi na by force them dey live for Lagos ?

Chei ! See correct meat when my wife for don take cook pepper soup.

Make unu no mind these BBC enemies of progress.  Na because them no get fine meat like that chimpanzee and vulture for them country, na him cause why them dey jealous we Africa system of bush meat and Juju meat.

If to say them get strong "MEANS" like we own, them for no get need to rack them brain and begin dey invent aeroplane, television, bullet-proof vest, and computer.

Anyway, make we just dey pity them until them fit catch up with Africa Juju system when e be say them go dey sell Animalistic Bio-technology.

Hello ?  Hello ?  This na Captain Yanga Rat of Money Miss Road Airlines, and I want jist with Control Tawa, say make them do quick give me landing clearance as my fuel don dey finish o.

What ?  I no hear you well o.   You say ya name be Tawa and na rice you dey sell for Oshodi railway line ?   Na which kind nonsense be this.  Na God go punish MTN with all this them so-so wrong connection wey them dey take suffer man pikin for work-place.

No ! no!  no!  no!   I say I wan talk to Control Tawa, not Tawa Oni Rice.   Ok wait me small,  somebody dey flash me.

Hello !  Hello !  Yes sir, I dey hear you now, Ogami.    Na Captain Yanga Rat dey talk so, and the line never through to talk with Control Tawa yet o.  When I call them, na one woman wey call she name Tawa Oni Rice, na she come answer my line before you begin dey flash me sir.

Please o Oga, make you no vex, but why you dey flash me say make I dey use my own credit call you ?   My own credit don waste remain only 300 naira because of how that woman dey waste my time even though she know say she no be Control Tawa, say na wrong number I go mistake press for where I dey look my instrument them,  dey steer this aeroplane with left hand and use my right to hold this handset.

Ok Oga, BUT o this VIP when you say I must to go pick for Ibadan, you sure say all this my Lagos passenger them nogo riot for inside this plane if I come go divert to Ibadan ? Why you no kukuma let me land here for Lagos and discharge all these trouble people before I go come face Ibadan go ?     

Oga, hold on o.  Another call dey enter my phone.   

Hello ? Hello ?    Mama bomboy, sebi I don tell you say make you no dey phone me for work place.   Why all this embarassment now ?  You no know say I dey waste my credit, and na flash my Oga dey flash me for phone, as he self no want to use credit for him hand-set. 

Even self, I done dey suspect say this we salary when dey late again this month, maybe den nogo fit pay am at all, like how as them play us last month sotay I vex go commot the VHF radio for inside my second him aeroplane, go sell am for Alaba market before we manage see chop-money for house.

What ?  Oh, Mama Bomboy, na which kind yeye accuse you come dey accuse me now ?  So already you done de suspect me, ya loving husband, say I go carry my salary go take am dey chook young girl them for inside airport toilet.  So because them give you report say I dey do so before, na so you come dey accuse me say na there all we chop-money dey lost ?    You let me reach home.   I go take bible and Q'ran swear say I no dey even look any woman pass you for this life.    Ok ok ok, Hold on o.  Somebody dey flash me again.  These people no dey shame with them so-so flash, and how as them dey take am waste my credit.

Hello ? Hello ? Hello ?   Oh God.  My credit don kuku come finish now.  You no see trouble ?

Ok Ok.  Today be today.  I go show them say man pass man, and I go land by force now.  Na only God go fit save any mumu pilot when mistake try to land him own plane for my front today o, because I don vex finish, and even my fuel don finish, UPON how as them done dey mix am with Sapele Wata say make e no dey quick finish.  Monkey dey work - Baboon dey chop.

Nonsesense.  This country don tire me.  I must to go find work for Iraq where man pikin nogo dey see all this kind wahala every day.

Abeg First Officer, follow me drop landing gear, and give me Flaps 30.   Na down we dey go so, and no mistake ask me any foolish question if you no want recieve dirty slap wey go leave tyre-mark like Ibadan man own for ya mouth this evening.

Nonesense.  God punish MTN.

Oyibo get parable say TWO HEADS DEY BETTER THAN ONE, and so na him cause when man pikin dey wonder say why all this so-so complain say one man get SIX HEAD for house.

Look am like this.  Any time when the man dey suffer headache, the 1-2 solution no pass only to put hand for bag carry another fresh head, wear am kulee, and send the headache one to juju man for overhaul and general service.

Even Oyibo self when form parable say six head dey better than one, them never yet sabi the PRACTICAL APPLICATION of African multi-head, multi-task system when don dey operate on ground for Nigeria SINCE.

Chei !  We done forget them for back with this our juju-ology technology when no get equal.

Haba why una dey attack my Original African Buffalo, Dr. Iyabo Obasayash Big-Bum. Abi The ARREST WARRANT when dey wait my mama for America still no dey enough to safisfy una ?

Una no know say God don already punish this my darling Iyash-bo with terrible ugliness wey fit cause make small pikin get bad ream for night, together with heavy trailer yansh when no fit pass though common door-mouth without life-and-death struggle ?

Why una no fit pity am at all eh ? If dem jail am, na for where unu think say she go fit dey see plenty food chop to maintain that Olumo Rock yansh, and na for where she go dey see BLEACH to take convert herself to EMERGENCY OYIBO by force, as she dey do now ?

I know wettin dey worry una. Na bad belle o. All of una no get power to fit develop MIGHTY YANSH OF MASS DESTRUCTION like my darling Iyabo own, and una dey jealous how as she don turn OYIBO elephant with heavy and merciless application of CHEMICAL WARFARE to combat and defeat this stubborn Africa blackess when dey worry am ?

Go buy una own CHEMICAL warfare, and leave my mama Iyansh-bo alone o, if una no want to see me run mad and jump up, begin dey shout and halla, dey uproot palm-tree for inside bush to uncover all we enemy of progress.

Na only God dey save Obasanjo say no be for China he go teef 16 BILLION US DOLLAR wey dem say make he use to give him country electric light.

If to say na for China Obasanjo teef this kin' teef, dem for try am, convict am, shoot am once for back-head, and send the bill of the bullet all to him family to pay, WITHIN 2 DAYS.

No o, country people, no be China we dey at all, but Nigeria o, the country when dem no dey fit catch teef, SO FAR the teef-man done take part of the money settle everybody when for fit blow whistle.

And na him cause wey Obasanjo no even try to run away when breeze come expose fowl yansh and the whole world come hear say na O B A S A N J O be the BASTARD when teef THE WHOLE money when Nigeria for take build electricity power station to stop all this every day darkness when we still dey suffer dey go till tomorow.

And na because na Nigeria we all dey, where na wuru-wuru settlement dey reign, na him let Obasanjo fit stand up for market-place, dey shout and beat him chest say no Jupiter fit collect the money when he with him gofment gang all join hand teef go hide for oversea bank, say any person wey no like the darkness wey still cover Nigeria, make that person kukuma go kill himself, because Obasanjo no care and no fear.

If nothing do this man Obasanjo, upon how the BIG SECRET done reveal now say NA HIM, OBASANJO, no let Nigeria get light because of greediness to teef ALL the electricity budget money of 16 BILLION US DOLLARS, then this country no go fit EVER get hope to survive at all, because them done go mistake leave and forgive the worst kind of thief wey dey ground for Nigeria today, the very man when no let a WHOLE COUNTRY of more than 100 million people, enjoy common electric light to take work and see water drink.

May the demons of hell find their way QUICKLY to Obasanjo house. Amen

Ndubest e wan be like say nika don wear you already, as Oga Viper talk am.

Chinese people get parable say person when get sense nogo begin dey ask rich man say na for where he see all him money.

Yoruba people get them own parable say the impliment when cunny man dey take chop dey hidden for under grass leaf.

Ndubest na the time when you go fit by force commot that nika when don cover ya eye so, na that time you go know say man pass man, and say monkey no fine but him mama love am.

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Make I quote Abraham Lincoln : ,  " A new nation, concieved in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal ",

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Africa man don ready to enter America White House, and no be say I dey dream am because of too much drink.

Make una meet me for palmie shed make dem serve everybody today as I don deposit money already.

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Oga Spora you be visionary man, and ya brain dey work like Swiss wristwatch sotay you come land with this correct idea say make the first black man and first woman to enter America white house kuku join hand and enter am together.

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Jazes ya writing don full plenty paper but na only you go sabi the meaning of all this so-so fake bible 'tory when you dey waste ya time dey write like say them pay you to write am.

Abi you dey take us practice for ya future job as chop-chop miracle pastor ?    Good luck my brother, and make you no forget to call me if you need driver after when you don chop poor people them money finish come go buy new 'Benz.    Na ya eye we dey look o.

Monkey no fine but him mama love am.

My comment be say you no get work to face, otherwise you for no come dey post picture when no get meaning. Mumu