Somedays I would also take Spikedcylinder to the altar. The headline reads From Nairaland to Altar Land; Yicob weds Spikedcylinder amid elegance and pageantry ! jk

When he can f.uck 1 million Naija girls with $1 million.

Alagolo the Gator Babes. Shes a Front Wheel. Omo Yapayaski !

Flgator and Heatfusion? Morenike double honours await You. Most of the girls on nl lack overt and covert maturity. Guys, dont be deceived by their looks, they are in total shambles. Nl is the best place to showcase their mediocrity cos i doubt if any man would take their stupidity for beauty. Btw, there are still some super ladies amongst them. Maybe 0.9%.

Well, hope the thread doesnt die like every other similar objective threads. Goodluck.

Immediate death by hanging. I hate scammers.

Unfortunately, 9 out of every 10 Nigerians cant stand the change because they will rot in jail. An average Nigerian can be bought for a fee. No matter how good and feasible your idea is, you need to know that MONEY is our new Emperor and our motto is " he who PAYS the piper dictates the tune". Until we change the orientation of the masses, nothing is achievable. I said nothing.

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Ibk and Na2day.

Starstruck - black pant, Tope2k - White pant.

Whitelexi and a Nairaland gold digger.

Here goes Spikecylinder

Who are these ? Always ready to zip down. You know urselve.

Na wa o. Plenty wahala peeps dey NL.

Abi o Gators. Enough of the lexi vendetta Mayb sum1 is even mistakin me for Lexi.

cold take it easy. I presume u re not an idiot. My reply was not directed at u. We both chatted on yim a long time ago, so she undastnds.

@ Tope, where did u see it ? Lie lie

@ thonia, low esteem you call it ? Get the f.uck off, i just love pulling legs here. The fact that i buzz u doesnt mean i belittle my self in the real world. I just love doing my thing in a weird way. U got that ? Please dont use such words for me. Have i ever showed any interest in u ? I hope u know ur mbekes. *hisses*

@ keri, does it mean av been stalking u ?

@ sisijinx & twin, i stated my reason for stalking in my previous post, so u guys should not nail me wit the 1st post.

You dont have to be extremely beautiful  before stalkers pitch their camp with you. My name YICOB generates 50 male and 30 female stalkers per week. Though am the pride of every classy girl, i have never uploaded my picshur on NL (IF U NID IT, SEND ME A PM) . All i do is to check up the profile of anyones that buzz me. Hello Yicob, this is Starkeriesque from Nairaland.

Starstruck - Sisterkeri. Now Modelesque !

Pls who are the mbekes here ?

have I ever stalked U

@ lola, thanks for the prayer. Btw, can u tell the whole house the reason for such prayer ?

@ sisi jinx and stillwater, the fact that nobody stalks yous guys doesn't make the thread an exaggerated one. Your posts were conjectures !

@ savanaha, do we have dogs on Nl ?

Duh

I was accused in 2006, 2007 and 2008 by different ladies of being a stalker. Presently in the romance section, many innocent guys like me are being labelled wrongly. What is it about this stalking? Basically, i check both male and female profiles just to know watsup with them. Our ladies should learn to behave maturely instead of barking at people who don't even know they exist.

@ obnoxious, you are a big fool. Get ur fucking ass off this thread.

Shes my Clyde