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Culture / Re: Nigerian Man Uses Hummer Jeep As Coffin To Bury His Mother (PHOTOS) by zizazizu: 12:28am On Dec 03, 2014
Thieves will so dig out that ride!!! He will wake up one day and see the skeleton of that poor woman all over the ground. He should ask the Egyptians that buried their pharoahs with their treasures.

A beautiful coffin would give that woman better rest and much more better peace.

Come to think of it, Hummer fa. She waan gatecrash heaven's gate?
Technology Market / Re: Biggest Laptop Deal Ever!!!!! by zizazizu: 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2014
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Sports / Re: A Mistake United Cant Afford To Make. by zizazizu: 3:37pm On Nov 26, 2014
This English though
Health / Re: What Is The Cause When Someone Losses Appetite by zizazizu: 7:26pm On Nov 25, 2014
Your appetite went strolling. It now entered a wrong place and got lost. You now have to put a "Missing Appetite" notice so that people can help you find it.
Celebrities / Re: PSquare's Dad Dies After Fall by zizazizu: 8:21am On Nov 25, 2014
Psquare don turn orphans. RIP to their Dad. Very painful. Very.
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damacus Set To Release 1st Official Track by zizazizu: 2:42pm On Nov 24, 2014
Ah ahn now? She be latecomer. Where she dey when her mates been dey drop dia own?
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Lady Who Has Two Kids For Two Different Men? by zizazizu: 8:23am On Nov 24, 2014
There is nothing wrong with marrying her. Read of one prophet like that in the Holy Book who was divinely instructed to marry a prostitute.

The qualities that makes for a good wife are inherent and if you think she has them and your other lay arounds ain't got it, don't deceive yourself.
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Pastors Beat Member To Coma, Church Faces N1bn Lawsuit by zizazizu: 8:01am On Nov 24, 2014
Pics or adonbilivit
Education / Re: Eighty Percent Of Ogun State Prostitutes Are University Undergraduates! by zizazizu: 9:30pm On Nov 23, 2014
Seminar titled "prostitution in our campuses" and she goes to say 80pcent of Ogun prostitutes r undergraduates without saying how she arrived at it. That is just lazy. Because she be prof? Rubbish!

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Agriculture / Re: CROCODILE Farming!!! by zizazizu: 9:10pm On Nov 23, 2014
A business like this needs more than one buyer sha

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Sports / Re: A Call For Disbandment Of This Present Super Eagles by zizazizu: 8:01pm On Nov 19, 2014
No need to disband anybody. Just sack the coach. Bring Samson Siasia back. Get him a foreign technical adviser. Do the proper thing for God's sakes!

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Nairaland / General / Re: When Will The Naija Mentality Of Jubilating Stop When Power Is Restored? by zizazizu: 8:59am On Nov 19, 2014
eddyland:
NEPA abi PHCN abi Power distribution company just restored the light now, and the sound of jubilation I got now even scared me.

I always feel sad whenever that happens and ask myself if truly that is the Nigerian dream that we have been craving for.

When actually will such unecessary jubilation stop in our dear country?

You are just sad? You mean you are not trying to do anything about it? Op, until u get Wetin to do, don't interfere in the little happiness this ppl have to celebrate.
Business / Re: IMPORTANT! 13 Things Bank Customers Must Know About Bank Verification Number by zizazizu: 8:34am On Nov 19, 2014
I don't know why people will open thread and tell us how we should comment. What is "comment in a mature way"? Ehn bros?

Did you open the thread for comments or to create awareness for BVN? U did a good job by the way but u don't have to put the "matured" restriction on ur thread.

My two-kobo

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Phones / Re: MTN SURPRISE UPDATE: Price Drop On Data Rates officially by zizazizu: 7:28am On Nov 18, 2014
Me sef got am!

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Events / Re: 36 Days To CHRISTMAS - Share Your Favorite Childhood Christmas Experience. by zizazizu: 7:25am On Nov 18, 2014
Christmas dey really hungry this guy! Calm down. Make we enter the December proper na.
Nairaland / General / Re: Groom Rejected Cake Served To Him By His New Bride... by zizazizu: 5:51pm On Nov 17, 2014
If memory serves me right, shey d guy would 1st feed her, then she in turn, feeds him back?

So, she refused his?
Celebrities / Re: OMG! Solange Had A Bad Allergic Reaction On Her Wedding Day (see Photos) by zizazizu: 5:41pm On Nov 17, 2014
Jay-z jazzing up d babe! grin
Celebrities / Re: You Will Die A Wretched Sad Oldman—chika Ike’s Managerblasts Charles Novia by zizazizu: 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
That guy don go poke bees nest. Him sef like talk. Person spend morney come talk abt am, no be tax ppl e dey invite? Where e even concern ds man sef? Abi hin direct movie for her she nor pay am?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo - What A Weird Game !!! by zizazizu: 1:46pm On Nov 17, 2014
Guy, tell ur congolese brethren to vote Enyeama for bbc website. They should hate the game not the player, kapish?

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Health / Re: Please Help! My Body Shakes Involuntary. ??? by zizazizu: 1:29pm On Nov 17, 2014
You dey always think of bad thing, dats why. grin

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Romance / Re: HELP: I'm In A Cross Road; Please Advice Me! by zizazizu: 1:17pm On Nov 17, 2014
Why should you end a begging post by warning off Derailers, Trolls and Lecturers off your post? This is nairaland for crying out loud! Seun didn't open it for counsellors na!

Anyways, after reading ur post, it becomes funny. Girl in love with guy, guy in love with girl, girl gets jealous because guy gets friendly with her girlfriend, girl refuses marriage proposal, guy wants to propose to girl's girlfriend to get girl jealous, guy comes to nairaland to seek advice... ah taya!

Ah jus taya!

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make Her Stop ??? by zizazizu: 1:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Be normal. Office romance is bad for business. Very bad.

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That After I Woo A Lady I Won't Be Interested In Her Again by zizazizu: 1:01pm On Nov 17, 2014
Why should mod move it to front page? Because you can't sustain interests in a woman? Park well.

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Music/Radio / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Peter Okoye Starts His Own Record Label, Signs First Artist by zizazizu: 10:12am On Nov 17, 2014
Make dem split already! Haba! We have tried na, supporting them for ten years plus. If they feel doing business together weakens their value, Oya carry go. I'd advise an M.I approach: float a record company while remaining signed to another. That way, u can make money on two ends like a Chairman!
Politics / Re: Tambuwal To Go For Sokoto State Governor.... by zizazizu: 8:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
Him no geh liver to do Presidency dance na! Sokoto? Easy! Nigeria? Hmm, he might sleep and not wake up. Even in his own party, beef already day. Wise move by him to go where e nor geh competition.
Family / Re: My Father Hates Me! by zizazizu: 11:27am On Nov 15, 2014
Most divorced men living with a kid produced in the failed marriage do see their partner in the kid. It takes great men to not continually see the evil of the divorced partner in the kid. Unfortunately, it seems, your father has not risen above that.

I advice that you thicken your mind's armour and know that, as needed as it is to experience a father's love and approval, it isn't the end of the world. His hatred and bitterness towards you is timed if you stay focused and fight your way through school, life and all other odds to come out on top.

Instead of thinking of exiting life like a coward via suicide, I think you should man up and after forgiving him for the past and for the next 40 years (advanced forgiveness), live life with gratitude and a sense of purpose.

Best of luck bro!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Premier League Players Among Top 8 Earners In World League by zizazizu: 11:20am On Nov 15, 2014
Uncle bros, where did u see Nigeria 8th on that table? I saw the same table and Nigeria was bottom of the table, 32nd to be precise, below South Africa. Y una too like to falsify things like ds naa!
Career / Re: Shoul I Quit Banking To Pursue A Phd Elect Eng. by zizazizu: 10:20am On Nov 15, 2014
Anything you wake up to that grieves you is worth walking away from, if you have the choice. You said 5 or 10 years to come, Ph.d in what u do is going to carry more weight. Reality check: whether in the bank or outside, the 5yrs will still come to pass. By then, nairaland will start charging for people who are 33yrs old seeking advice abt going for phd or doing a bank job!
Pets / Re: Police Hunt For Escaped Tiger In Paris by zizazizu: 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2014
Gobe
Nairaland / General / Re: NERC Accuses Electricity Firms Of Inflating Bills by zizazizu: 4:56pm On Nov 13, 2014
Anything goes in this country. God help us.

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