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Celebrities / Re: No Football Is Allowed In My House-lebron James by zizazizu: 4:26pm On Nov 13, 2014
Why u no write d heading for pidgin English?
Nairaland / General / Re: Some African Proverbs by zizazizu: 10:30am On Nov 13, 2014
That quarrelsome woman proverb is accredited to the book of Proverbs, largely written by King Solomon
Politics / Re: Trader Kills Customer During Price Negotiation by zizazizu: 10:27am On Nov 13, 2014
Mehhhn! This is some twisted ish! Haba! If na so, corpses go litter Alaba market na with the way some customers can insult the right to pricing.


Jail things. Nna bros should have controlled his temper.
Music/Radio / Re: Britney Spear's Boyfriend (charlie Ebersol) Signs Confidentiality Agreement by zizazizu: 10:19am On Nov 13, 2014
She looks 42!
Family / Re: Marital Issues by zizazizu: 10:09am On Nov 13, 2014
Hmm. I read somewhere that the truth will set you free. Most times, it is the person that tells it that is set free. The person being told might end up enslaved to confusion, mistrust, distrust and anger.

I suggest she clears her conscience with her God and leave it at that. For her to confess to her husband that, while being five months heavy with his child as his wife, she had sex with another man might be too hard to swallow.

Na so I see am.

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Education / Re: How What I Learnt From Movies Almost Killed Me by zizazizu: 9:59am On Nov 13, 2014
#10 (man wincing when woman cleanses his wound but does odeshi when beaten by a mob) and #18 (aliens invade only US) really got me laughing. I thot I was the only one who noticed. Nice one op.

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Family / Re: Should I Confront My Wife? by zizazizu: 8:36am On Nov 13, 2014
bigass:
If I were you, I will create an avenue to bring out the worst in her. Do not confront her now as this will only make her hide things just act as if u didn't see nothing. However reduce your level of care so that she have more justification in her foolish mind to go all the way then you will know what your wife is capable of.
Bros, if you follow this advice, you are on your own.

Why do you have to wait it out? So what if the guy is more loaded than you? Are you insecure?

Confront your wife. Demand an explanation. Ask that she discontinues this unhealthy trend. Are you even giving her the requisite attention or your marriage blues have worn out? How am I sure it's not your fault sef.

Anyways, goodluck!
Celebrities / Re: 8 Rappers Who Didn’t Pay Their Bills by zizazizu: 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2014
See as Jay-Z avoid all the drama?
Romance / Re: She Sent Me This Text Message by zizazizu: 3:32pm On Nov 12, 2014
She is implying that she is the one ordained to destroy your life and marriage.

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Nairaland / General / Re: MTN Nigeria Illegal Advertising by zizazizu: 10:14am On Nov 12, 2014
Had the same ish. Called them, they gave me this code:

Text CANCEL to 4100

I did and it wiped my line clean of their song.

I was so happy!
Politics / Re: Hired Supporters Of Jonathan Protest Over Non- Payment by zizazizu: 9:55am On Nov 12, 2014
2000 per head? Wow.
Sports / Re: Breaking News!!! IK Uche, Enyeama Missing In Eagles Training by zizazizu: 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2014
So?
Sports / Re: CAF Strips Morocco Of AFCON2015 Hosting And Participation by zizazizu: 4:05pm On Nov 11, 2014
chalxdon:
Not surprised
Don't know whether it's a good or bad thing sha. Jus looking dem.
Sports / CAF Strips Morocco Of AFCON2015 Hosting And Participation by zizazizu: 3:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
The Confederation of African Football (Caf) has confirmed that Morocco will not host the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations and has now been disqualified from the competition.

Morocco had requested that the Afcon be postponed until 2016 due to fears over the spread of Ebola, but Caf recently rejected this possibility.

The country has now opted to pull out of hosting the finals, and Caf has announced that as a result they have been expelled from playing altogether.

"The Executive Committee of the Confederation of African Football has taken note of the response of the Minister of Youth and Sports of the Kingdom of Morocco in a letter dated 8 November 2014 requesting the postponement of the Orange Africa Cup of Nations in 2015," a statement read on Caf's official website.

"This response clearly indicates that the Royal Moroccan Football Federation reiterated its refusal to hold the competition on the dates indicated (January 17-February 8, 2015). Therefore, having firmly and unanimously notified on 3 November its decision to keep the competition on the dates indicated, the Executive Committee confirmed that the Orange Africa Cup of Nations 2015 will not take place in Morocco.

"The Executive Committee took note of receipt by 10 November, 2014 of some applications of national associations confirming their desire to host the 2015 competition on the dates agreed. These applications are currently under review, and the Executive Committee will finalise the selection of the successful National Association shortly and confirm the place and date of the draw of the final tournament at the same time.

"Following the refusal of the Moroccan party, the Executive Committee has decided that the national team of Morocco is automatically disqualified and will not take part in the 30th edition of the Orange Africa Cup of Nations in 2015."

The Africa Cup of Nations is due to kick off on 17 January and run until 8 February.

Source: http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/6042531?ICID=HP_HN_4
Computers / Re: How Reliable Is Spectranet In Abuja ? by zizazizu: 9:51am On Nov 11, 2014
I use the spectranet mifi in Nyanya. Very fast. I use it for my phone (Q10) and my macbook pro. I use put it in my bag when I go to meet clients in town or put it in my pocket when I go out for fun so that it maintains connectivity with my phone. I have used it for 3months plus and it is yet to fail me, speedwise, connection wise.
Computers / Re: What's The Big Deal About The Mac? by zizazizu: 9:40am On Nov 11, 2014
Instead of bashing a product you have no idea about to the point of opening a senseless thread, why don't you use it first then draw an informed conclusion.

Opening this thread just amplifies your feeling of inferiority.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hausa Joke by zizazizu: 9:14am On Nov 11, 2014
Amma shi ma sai yayi magana?
Family / Re: How Do Your Hormones Affect You During Menstruation? by zizazizu: 11:19am On Nov 10, 2014
rallymento:
Inasmuch you ladies are bold enough to discuss this in the open, just have it in mind that some guys like me are already wondering how difficult it will be getting married to someone with all this problem.
Pls ladies don't get me wrong, you can discuss this issues without being so detailed about it.
You maybe ruining someone's love life.

I feel it's laziness for a guy to come here and discourage women from opening up abt stuff they go through every month for no faultof theirs.

I for one have gotten a priceless education here.

To all the ladies in here and out there, wow! Una welldone.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Naija Pictures by zizazizu: 11:23am On Nov 08, 2014
These pictures are just hilarious! To slap u dey hungry me grin
Phones / Re: Any Spectranet Users Around? I Have Some Questions! by zizazizu: 9:22pm On Oct 31, 2014
If what you are going to do is important, 17k is not steep. Spectranet is unbelievably fast in Abuja.
Phones / Re: Leaked!! ; Soon To Be Launched Blackberry “windermere” Specification Leaked Read by zizazizu: 2:22pm On Oct 28, 2014
igwedaboss:
Don't say u haven't seen the blackberry passport

It's too wide. This one is slim enough, and light enough. Its a phone I want, not a radio.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Call Ladies "Angel" When There Are No Female Angels In The Holy Book by zizazizu: 10:42am On Oct 28, 2014
All this people quarrelling on this thread, calm down. You hear? Calm down. For as long there are no references to female angels nor names of female angels anywhere in the Holy Books, na guys dem be. QED. Ppl have even left the question sef. Why do babe's get called angels by guys? Gbam!
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Call Ladies "Angel" When There Are No Female Angels In The Holy Book by zizazizu: 9:19am On Oct 28, 2014
Lacomus:
No female angel truly, I never noticed it until now
Yeah. It just dawned on me like Afro Juju on Fela grin
I wasn't smoking though grin
Romance / Why Do Guys Call Ladies "Angel" When There Are No Female Angels In The Holy Book by zizazizu: 9:05am On Oct 28, 2014
Just the other day, I was thinking. I haven't read in any of the books (holy books of course) where they said a female angel went visiting or fighting or stuff. They are all male. Michael, Gabriel and other references to a "he" angel not a "she" angel. So, I wonder why guys are quick to label a babe with clearly a masculine tag. Just a thought.

What's your take?
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by zizazizu: 8:54am On Oct 28, 2014
Just cut the damn hair! There is no need wrestling power with your dad in his own house. What are you doing in the house for 4 month sef? R u nt supposed to be in higher institution or sth? Don't draw rain that u cannot baff in o!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Voted La Liga's Best Player At LFP Awards by zizazizu: 8:36am On Oct 28, 2014
It's just Ronaldo's season. I am a Messi fan but I honestly respect the hardwork of CR7. He puts everything into what he does and have this way of bringing out the best in his teammates by his workrate. I still miss his combination with DiMaria. Congrats. He deserves it.
Phones / Re: Leaked!! ; Soon To Be Launched Blackberry “windermere” Specification Leaked Read by zizazizu: 8:19am On Oct 28, 2014
Ahhh! Now this is a device I will buy with joy! I am a sucker for keyboards and a fan of blackberry. For them to combine both large screen (which the Q10 lacks) and keyboard (which the Zs lack) is unbelievable! Can't wait! When is the release date?

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Nairaland / General / Re: GUYS: Football Or Music, Which Do You Prefer? by zizazizu: 4:37pm On Oct 26, 2014
Music, while watching footbaol > grin
Romance / Re: She Always Slap Me by zizazizu: 7:12am On Oct 24, 2014
For a person @ 32 to ask if this is normal....hmm!
Sports / Re: 'fake' Chelsea Footballer Jailed For Posing As Gael Kakuta by zizazizu: 8:10pm On Oct 22, 2014
Dem no dey ever know person for this country? The other day it was a girl who was busy sleeping with a supposed player. England! Make I go form Balotelli abeg.

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Politics / Re: Armed Robber Sentenced To Death For Stealing N9,000 ($54) by zizazizu: 5:34pm On Oct 22, 2014
akinsadeez:
The writer of that article just deliberately made use of a sensational and blatantly mischievous headline. The headline makes it seem like he was sentenced to death for stealing 9000 naira conveniently glossing over the fact that he also dispossessed the victim of her BMW car at gun point.
Anyways, under Nigerian law, once you commit robbery using arms, even if it is one naira that you steal the punishment is death. The convict has no one to blame but himself. If you decide to break the law then you should be ready to bear the consequences.
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by zizazizu: 4:04pm On Oct 20, 2014
Chelsea will use Angel DiMaria's wings to fan fire wey dem go use boil Man Utd! 7-1 my prediction in favour of "The Special One"!

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