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jacksondavies:
I don't have their number

Google is there for a reason

0taPiaPia:
Please which Android phone is most effective for a driver With budget size of +-38k. Thanks

HOT 5

Call uba c.care

lagostaxiguy:
Hey, almighty GAZZUZZ, you chose to respond to only when u want to, when I inquired about coolant, you ignored and now you want to dabble into what's not your business. Anyway to answer your question, I find it insulting for the dude to sat I'm not telling you the truth, it's better to disagree with me than say I'm lying.

almighty Gazzuzz, the Mugabe of this thread, he is always right; am even surprised he didn't tell u you sound entitled..
Lucky U

GAZZUZZ:
you sound very entitled

Oh ..U mean it's strange to feel entitled to the respect u give others?

Kindly accept my apologies for haven disturbed you ab initio.

GAZZUZZ:
put any numbers there and it will work. Is it right NO will it work YES.

it's funny how u so actively contributed on this TIN issue.
I recall asking for a headway on this some days ago and u acted as if the msg wasn't there.

dru23:
...

Let me brake it down..... Most email server will ask for security code if u are using Nigeria IP address... ..no need to explain further bro... it is hurting me that I can't access my mail now ..

U only think u av a problem, when u actually dont. Have u ever heard of this thing called VPN??
i can even be in Naija; yet, register & actively use a Yankee mail acct without even getting to the airport.

Gentlelife50:
I never said she's fraudulent ooo Oga.
What I know is that she lied that she was on promo that's my own, if u like defend her.

if she was on promo or not...
how does that apply?
What does it change?
Will her supposed lie reduce the trip fare?

U are accusing her of sumtin u can't even explain?

sam2kenny:
my main concern is, is it advisable to sign up for a car of 35k weekly rentage

i fink the deciding factor here b4 we deal with d remittance being on d high or low side is: who will be responsible for the periodic maintenance of the said car?

lagostaxiguy:
With the number of forgotten items you claim to have returned, I must say you're a bad driver too, a good driver should make effort to check when riders get down

...d more excuses he gives, the more he shoots himself..
Atleast if not after evry ride..nothing wrong with doing that b4 kicking off for the following day or during breaks.

jayooh:
That's another way to see it oh. The world is evil

a very good excuse to refuse to return ppl's misplaced belongings in your possession. because this world is evil

Ironically, u av richly contributed to the evil of the world by choosing to hold onto the misplaced tinz.

Whilst you pray to God to deliver u from evil, why Play a key part in perpetuating same evil?

Gentlelife50:
U never see anything, person go just claim to loss wetin e no get and report u if you dare deny the person will use ur message as an evidence against you.

weda u send msg or not.. person wey go finish u with case ontop Sumtin wey dey your hand or not, go still come(if it's bound to happen) with or without evidence..

So what exactly is your point? ...to promote thievery amongst e-hailing drivers in d name of fear rooted in ignorance?

Even as Nigeria being crazy as it is, if u are sued for sumtin that wasn't in your possession, but u are able to declare sumtin else which u claim u av with U. That counts for sumtin and for d fact that u voluntarily reached out to ppl to find who actually owns Sumtin in your possession is not sumtin to be quickly dismissed in a case of theft against u.


You cud as well say, for the possibility of being accused of rape by a woman, you'll stop approaching them totally

Toks Corolla 05' up for Rental: 30-35k(Negotiable with respect to conditions of agreement)
Driver must reside around Ketu, Ojota, Alapere and suburbs
Contact 08100079340

shollywendy1:
I saw a new samsung phone with sim card under the drivers seat when washing d car on Sunday .how do I trace d owner?

it's not a big deal unless u are looking for excuses not to return the phone. u wont even spend upto 100naira, simply send a text to all the riders u had business with, on that day u suspect the phone must have been forgotten in your car: Good day (Taxify/Uber)rider, i found some items in my car yesterday, which U probably forgot. You must be able to accurately specify what the items in question are, to prove ownership. Kindly ignore this msg if you haven't lost a belonging.

GAZZUZZ:
You will not find, you are not ready, keep driving your car till you are ready to let go completely .

Good day, Plz have u any idea how to deal with this TAX ID number uber requires to be able to update bank details on my profile.

juli4dad:
I am interested and I resides at ikorodu.

drop your contact

Carshopper:
done

08074091696

Phranex:
Your mathematics is flawed.

That 1k was deducted from the total earnings as expenses.

He said 4k for fuel.. Total earnings is 10k

He actually bought 3k.. So he kept 1k abi..

When we want to share the 10..

We minus 4k which the actual 3k for fuel plus the 1k with him as expenses.

We now share 6k... He didn't cheat me.. He played a fast one on himself. If he likes he says the bought fuel for 7k whereas he bought fuel of 1k.. Remember he is buying fuel from my money... He has to pay the amount he used to buy fuel before we share profit.

10 minus 7 is 3

Is 3k we will share... He might have 6k with him but he gave me back the 6k as expenses.. Lol.. Not so smart after all....

this thing requires no calculator, if i drive for u and report earnings less 2k to u daily, i'll have 62k by the end of the month, regardless of whatever my 35% commission off the percieved net profit will be. With this, i'll buy my car off of u in <2yrs, just by ripping u off of 2k daily. Anyday i have much sales, i'll stash 3k.
any1 who ever told u that u are smart is your enemy

taxiappguy:
To be honest, all the answers you need have been told you. The thread has functioned as a voice of reason. A smart entrepreneur will listen.
It's different from the voice of naysayers, listen and amend your plan accordingly.

Just as I was about to launch my fleet management company, the thread advised me on the pitfalls to avoid.

However intelligent I thought myself, I had to listen. Because experience usually trumps theory knowledge.
Part of your work as an entrepreneur is knowing when you may be wrong. Even if you are right most of the time

My only question is, why are you trying so hard to convince us here?

Just Do It

I Must buy u cold beer, u can't refuse. You either take it OR Take it

Phranex:
Let's say driver buy fuel 3k but tells me 4k


At the end of the he makes 10k (bad day)
10 -4 =6

The driver and I will share 6k .. He gets 2100 (35%)

He tells me the truth

10 - 3 = 7

The driver and I share 7k.. He gets 2450

Who loses if he lies, tell me?

Remember all expenses comes back to the investor as running costs... So from the 10k, the investor has expenses plus 65% of net profit


The driver loses if he lies....

If he tells me he spent xyz for repairs.. Whatever he earns , that xyz amount will be first deducted before we share the profit

E.g

He calls that the car broke down and mechanic needs 5k . I will transfer 5k to him.. He made 10k at the end of the day... What we will share as profit is 5k.. The 5k I sent will have to be deducted from the 10k...


This model is fool proof...

I will have to do some further permutations to be doubly sure tho

i read every word u typed on this topic, many flawed perspective and expressions of yours. If i am to reply every post if urs on this issue, you will get tired of reading; but take this from me; You come off to me as Brilliant but not intelligent and far from smart
i overcame the temptation to reply earlier posts of urs but this one really off me .

a driver tells u d truth to get 2,450, but tells a lie to get 2,100(+1,000)=3,100, taking both your 65% and his supposed 35%

yet,u say he loses by lying to u...smh

Business is run successfully not by theoretical approach, but on Very practical and analytical approach.
Peeps who av had practical experience in this business are showing u the loopholes in your model, u keep emphasizing on the *fool-proof* word.

Merely reading your posts, i can very well understand your thought pattern, you will be so easy to scam; coz u will let Paranoia and ego get in the way of objective reasoning. To scam ppl like u requires one medicine: To make u bliv u are in control

shollywendy1:
Proof. If ur proof is right , surely I'm going to gain from ur point as we are all here to share experience and learn.

u shudn't have waited for Vested to tell u what google could have detailed to u. Never underestimate the power of Google. Most times before i make assertions here, i tend to do a 2min quick research to be sure i dont end up shooting myself. The internet has made learning effortless. I implore u to emulate my narrative. You wont always be right, but the basics wont elude u.

Olaide1295:
Hello everyone,
My friend is willing to be a driver partner for a car owner on uber or Taxify. He is a graduate mechanical Engineer, speaks English, lives in Lagos with his wife and child. I can assure you he is very honest, straight-forward and knows Lagos roads. The downside is this is his first attempt at Uber driving and he doesn't have an android phone. I will give him money to buy a phone once anyone agrees to work with him. He has a drivers license.
You can reach him on 08059851846 (call or text) or call me 08109753383.
@gazzuzz and everyone
I am very credible in the ecurrency business section on Nairaland.

How about area of residence?

shollywendy1:
You are very much on point.
House rental and car rental are incomparable in anyway, because house is a fixed asset while the other one is not.
Upfront payment is off the point. If there is any need to keep the owner secured at all as a result of bad drivers,
Collecting upfront payment with same amount with the weekly rental fee is off the point to me. Instead should be like security fee or commitment fee but ll be less than weekly rental.
There are good partners, and there are greedy ones. The same thing to drivers too.
Only the partners with God fearing mind returns the money paid in advsnce back to drivers at the end of the deal. Let's be sincere.
The same thing applies to house rental too.
Bcus I remember when I was in egypt years back where "tahamin" (security deposit) has to be paid before handling over the key to u. The agreement is that it ll be refunded when leaving the house. For where. Na story of damaging plumbing stuffs and so go end am. .
I never said partners should not collect fee before handling over the car key oo but should be lesser than the weekly fee. That's just my own point.
I might be wrong, but just my opinion

who told u a car leased for e-hailing is not a fixed asset. Nothing wey person no go see for NL..

omonla10:
U guys have turned this thread to a boring oil thread..the last 3 pages filled with oil oil oil.. Always look forward to reading updates from partners and drivers about their daily escapades.. Last drove on taxify around May due to my job but this thread ensures I never miss anything new. Or we create another thread to argue our oil ish

Dru23
Carshopper
And others

Abeg pipe down small.

so there's oil spillage on NL now..
PMB & NNPC will not see this one oo

cross8701:
FYI... A car can't be burgled :

I don't mean to embarrass you and whoever liked your comment.
Na 2 of una embarrass yasefs
I'm happy i taught u both sumtin today.
Go and Sin no more

bozz007:
Partners make sure you physically verify where the drivers park your vehicle.

This driver told me he parks inside a compound and I didn't have time to go and verify until my vehicle was vandalised just 9days after I gave him car.

Found out he was parking it on the street all along.

Insurance has paid sha but 2 weeks downtime already.

this auto burglary is so peculiar to corolla.. i once chatted with a taxify driver who specifically told me he will never take up corolla for any reason, coz of its high vulnerability to bulglary.
Nigerians so worship this car model tho.

thebigkendo:
After 2 years He can still sell the depreciated corolla to Toyota sheep's for 1.3m..so 1.3m +3.2m.. Do the maths.. Let's minus 1m for maintenance = 3.5m
Please what is casted about the business investment?

Some people still think Uber is MMM

reason many are stil poor today, blaming buhari, looking to get drug-money cashflow from selling anointing oil. They are averse to due process. Ready to invent problems for every opportunity.
Fast Money Mentality

vena92:
Depreciation nko?

depreciation cant sublime the car, it remains yours after the 2yr period.

alphabern:
The money is for investment and the 10% comes from the investment. The number may be increase later on depending on how we are expanding.

i knw its for investment.. I never expected u to say it's for rituals.
What investment?. .relay the blueprint here.

alphabern:
I need #50,000 and I will pay you 10% of that every month as long as you have the capital with me. I need 10 people. If you are interested indicate by dropping your email. Thanks.

to do what with the money, where is the 10% coming from..and why 10persons

ismoney:
Working, never knew who called. You would have tested. Thanks.

do u still need the PayPal account?