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alexialin:
I will look at them and I will say why are both of behaving like kids.. Then I will shake my head and walk away from the house and from the car. I will just take a taxi home.

which home biko..?
Same one u left?

ToriBlue:
No way! I aren't suffering from inferiority complex, why would I bleach when I'm comfortable in my skin. I'm dark and pretty and my offsprings will be dark and pretty too.

e mk sense...
I gaz toast u asap..
BRB

ToriBlue:
Some guys and fair Ladies eh .

to bleach dey hungry u?

Mtcheww..chebi na person wey get functional eye and brain they get vision

Xzbit91:

But some seem to have more privileges than others it only goes to show that they might come at different prices.

well, no dy don't mehn

tijusegele:
anyway looking at ur pic u look so sick are u sure u ok

...haha..e pain am sha...

Mehn..u made my day...
Next time.. Look for subtle shades to throw..
This one, my friend, was a blank shot

Kittenprincess1:
address of d healthcare center please

gimme ur address...i'll lookup Google maps for the nearest orphanage to ur location.
Plz don't mention..it's d least I can do..
I knw how to use Google maps well..

Xzbit91:
thanks, I'll do that. Is it more costly than the verve and MasterCard?

atm cards don't suffer racial discrimination like we humans...
Weda verve, Mastercard, servantcard, visa card passport card....
All na same price

Xzbit91:
Thanks, I already have two access bank accounts and it's verve and MasterCard for both no visa chai!

then go request for em mehn

Do we look like excos of the saints and sinners accreditation committee?

finaly01:
PREDICT & WIN

Predict the next person Buhari will call and win a recharge card of 500 Naira of any network of your choice.

just like Peter of psquare demanded..
He'll call heaven...

PapaBaby:
Which diplomatic immunity, he went there unofficially, he went for holidays.

he might also die there unofficially...as he has put Nigeria's economic wellbeing on holidays too

Kittenprincess1:
Onome by name,I am in need of a guy that can take care of my needs and take me to places.I aren't pretty and not a fashionista, just want someone that can change my status....my whatsapp digit 07066612725

I suggest u enroll for intensive care at the nearest orphanage centre ...
Evry other tin u seek shall be bountifully added unto u

Buhari said more than this...

Next!!!!!!

Na to talk say na marketer una dey find dey hard una..
Una con dey write WAEC essay

yomi007k:


This case no hard now...


Wud u marry a lady dt has slept wt 2 of ur brothers?

touché

Marisol911:
I need a man that will wife me, take care of me, give me his name and share his eternity with me.. All these small boys just wont do!
All theyre best known for is dodging responsibilities, asking for sex and smoking.. Its so frustrating. Dating is so overrated! I just want to get married jare.

Make no mistake, u dint describe all these small boys but your men.
frankly speaking u juz described the kinda men u've frolicked with in times past.
A strong indication of ur bad taste in guys..

I'm happy u're all grown up now.

So what advice do u av have for the up and coming girls who are yet to be wise?

MMM or Buharism...we hardly knw the real Ponzi scheme now sef

U mean same ones he's always giving special prayers?

A7:
Do I have to activate the card after getting it?

Have you ever bought a domain name or hosting account with it in any of the dollar hosting sites?

Ur questions are strange...will u collect an ATM card without activation?
Juz do as I advised if u're serious minded nd don't kill me with questions

A7:
Hello 0ubenji fizyalasdair crazo malolu raskasal uchiha

I wanted to buy a domain name and hosting account on hostgator.com but am unable to do that with my firstbank naira mastercard.

I wanted to try access bank after reading some of the things you wrote about their visa card.

My questions are:

1- Can hostgator.com accept access bank's visa card?

2 - How do I get the card? (I don't have an account with them)

open an access acct nd request for a Visa card

.. t.ush interview..
Jux pray say na oyé kompini

Harbosede02:
Awww...pretty mama

*in kiss Daniels' voice*

U knw I like u so.



Oya come to me o mama.. Me o mama..

ritababe:
not that we are even seeing anything from the loans self.

lolz...who told u they are collecting loans..

They are busy loading their accts with loots the next administration will pay for...nd tag it loans

Andrew yakubu once said there ain't enuf moni in his NNPC administration to do dis and dat...but he was stil able to steal bou 5bn Naira...


I pity ppl who fink Naija will get cured of corruption someday...their children will inherit dat finkin nd pass onto their great Grandchildren too...

Buhari is busy preparing the debt load of his unfortunate successor.

Sori bro..he doesn't feel same way for u..
He's wishing u All the possible worst

Lolz...all those ones na facade mehn.
Bro..these typ'a girls are d cheapest. Jux be ready to bear some insults if u indeed want their types. Once dey fall....u can useless dem d way buhari did Nigeria.

Rude girls can't stand adamant men,so they end up falling sooner than dey plan to. This is d reason why chronic womanisers like to meet mannerless girls. Coz they're cheap

Difficult girls don't or hardly frown, they'll laff with u, and even lead u on, in error, but bro, you'll hardly get what u want, irrespective of their polite attitude. To get these types, it's more of patience u need than gigolo scopes. The types dat can be friends with u for months before dey finally agree, if dey will.

charlesikhalea:
My brother she's arguing and claiming to be right.

atimes women don't get to understand these tinz until u serve dem a small dosage of their medicine.
U sef no talk anything..act cool.
Deliberately, any day she plans to come over, apologise nd inform her u're going to see a female friend and will be back soon. Don't come back on time. Infact u don't even av to actually go anywhere.
E go pain am small..but she fit khak up.. When u do am 2-3times, so Tey una go begin see less frequently. One of 2tinz must apun dat will help ur relationship move forward.

1. She'll be so bitter bou it nd complain. Then and there you'll explain to her dats exactly how u feel with her frequent visit to guys. Definitely she has understood d pain already. She'll never do it again except she doesn't love u.
P.S: this means she cares

2. She'll not even bother, hence she might complain alil or not at all. So anyday u tel her u won't be around, she jux makes a U-TURN to those guys places. Now u're sure they're more than just friends. It's either u move on quietly or stupidly start Begging for her attention. It's ur choice.

To make a promising relationship move forward there are some certain bold steps that needs be taken in order to check and balance some excesses. These steps cnt be taken in fear or u become an emotional slave coz u're afraid to lose d one who doesn't seem afraid to lose u.

He's busy cursing bbnaija peeps..while he'll gladly bless the ones who loot dis country once dey jux gv am one tokunbo corolla..smh

stupid country where we elect corruptly enriched idiots to pray for them as if we are their spiritual welfare officers..when we the suffering masses are the ones who need prayers.
we for kuku dey vote in disabled ppl make we knw say na prayers we go dey offer them throughout their tenure.