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If Nigerian govt as a whole Is not a monumental failure..
Why will someone who we call president nominate an 82yr old man for position in govt for Christ sakes...
Ppl who shud be home enjoying the last phases of their life as retirees...
More like youths don't exist in naija polity..

ammyluv2002:
Honestly! Those guys are mean

not mean but infinitely stupid...nd selfish
They re afraid to die for a cause they took upon demsefs by choice..
If they r so fanatical on d ideology..why not strap demsefs up instead nd press the buttons..
So dey knw life is sweet baa?

transit4:
Somehow, I never wanted to share this story, but It gets me angry how mean some ladies could be.

No doubt, we have a lot of respectable and awesome ladies out there, and I feel they should reach out to those cheap hoes embarrassing the women folk.

After taking my dad to church on Sunday morning, I was heading to the church I attend. Somehow, I had driven past this lady, when I got hypnotized by her gigantic round and bubbling ass. Not being fully able to overcome the temptation, I stopped to give her a lift. She lives in my area but we've never had time to talk.

She told me she needed to see a friend and I offered to take her there. On getting to where she wanted to alight, I discovered it was a friend's house I equally knew, so we went in together.

One glass of wine quickly ran into two bottles, rough plays, light touchings and the Men's amebo(when she went to the kitchen) took the Sunday service hour and I got her digits before heading for another Friend's child dedication.

Fast forward to last night, I came home from work tired and exhausted, and decided to call the new fish I caught. After explaining who I was, I was shocked when the first thing she told me was that she's hungry and needed money.

Mehn I got angry and tried to change the topic but she insisted on coming to the house that last night. I dropped the call on her, and have missed like 6 of her calls today.

And sorry I didn't describe what she looks like. In the dark, she could be mistaken for Kim Kardeshian.. She's got the shape, pretty look and a substandard spoken English.

I don't expect all girls to be saints, but self esteem increases your worth and inflates the bargaining price..

Finally, thumb up to the beautiful ladies on Nairaland I've followed.. They're all awesome. They know what dignity and self respect are..

the last paragraph of ur article was actually intended to pull in a flood of likes for u..um..so far, it ain't working yet..
Jux be patient..the girls will come in soon to gv u wat u desire

amyzon:
It started yesterday afternoon when my husband took me to the hospital to pick up my family planning pills with our 2 months old baby. To cut the story short, I went into d midwife's office alone to pick d pill , ask questions and get answers.

Inside the midwives office was a very young doctor who got involved in all my discussion with the midwife. Alone the line, the midwife went out to pick something and at that moment the young doctor asked me for my number, I gave him a wrong number .

So when we got home I told my husband about it. He got angry , started attacking me about it , my husband said giving the doctor a number at all was me insulting him, that it doesn't matter if it was a wrong number or not .

Truth is, I'm not the type to insult a guy who approached me, I always give wrong number. I have been apologising to my husband since yesterday even when I totally don't think I did something wrong , Yet he is still boiling up. Pls I need to understand what I did wrong cos I don't think I did something wrong.

If u wanted to be polite as u claim, u cud av simply asked him to get ur number from ur husband.
There's no berra way to be polite

afoo4me:
I'm just starting exporting trade of Palm kernel, I want to know how to successfully get things done. I have huge supply of Palm kernel and it's shell.

Please help me.

Thanks

kindly reply my mail nd let's talk business

WhiteSoup:
Proud son of the yoruba race.

We are proud of you our son.

U wanna denounce the successful afonjas and lay claim to an ipodian baa?

twistedBalls:
Liv my moniker o




,, let's not divert from d topic,,,

chebi if the name of ur church was twistedBalls church of Christ...
U wii go worship there nah.. Abi no be so?

twistedBalls:
I lo judge am o,,, she's deceiving herself, she recognize there is a supreme force, so why not do what's Right,, me wan win soul 4 Christ ni,,,

abi..Nothing bad if u do am with twistedBalls nah

zabson:
you mean its for fashion. is that the new thing?

na today?

twistedBalls:
never judge a book by its cover ,

but u did the exact to the OP with that advice

Daveed4Jesus:
Sogunle area of Lagos state, is trending on social media as ‘Jesus Christ’ look alike was spotted walking on the streets.


According to VENO News, who posted the picture on their Facebook handle, the man disappeared when people came out to snap him.

“This man was trekking along the road at Sogunle area in Lagos state, Nigeria, this morning when people saw he look like Jesus Christ, they started bringing their phone and snapping suddenly they couldn’t find him again.”

https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/mystery-as-%E2%80%98jesus-christ%E2%80%99-appears-suddenly-disappears-on-lagos-street-photo.234067/

this Jesus Christ is bleaching

mekuso89:
lol Nigerians and stupidity

So akin like buhari and sickness

twistedBalls:
You need more time with Jesus ,

Ur moniker makes it seem u're telling us what you need by ur comment

ToriBlue:
And someone said pusssy taste is salty .

oh..u mean ur boyfriend?

Emekamex:
...Why is he wearing the same cloth in all the pictures released so far?

Anyway, I wish him good health.

dead peeps don't change clothing jaree

Simplesen:
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u guys will just siddon and type all sorta nonsense just to appear smart,
bros, how do u recover from a loss, if u dont play another? equipped with experience from the 1st?
give urself time to recover, na fever hold u?
u expect som1 to get hard earned money from legit sources and try play with dat; a 2nd time?...smh

da means u cnt av lost more than 32k($100)
so how did it amount to 140k...u av to be sure

Eze2000:
yes, indeed, u are correct. typo error. was crazy and in a bus. none of d deduction passed $50 and last was just $30

since i cnt find David Oyedepo on this list..this thread is unverified

Destinycarsng:
Nice contributions, actually they are all Good , but I will prefer u go into network biz ,. E.g Bitcoin biz ,. If I have that amount (400k) b4 a month I should be having double of my investment and more without stress ,. I call it SOFT WORK ,

bro..u mind we reason out well on this bitcoin biz of urs?
Tete-a-tete

ideology:
if you are in a hurry, you can make tea, warm your meal in your car, no time

It does not mean, you have to turn the car to kitchen

I wonder how u wan make tea or whatever in dis car, if u drive dis car for Naija.
The food go jux pour for ya body wen d car enter constant potholes dat blesses Naija roads

ideology:
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“Vorsprung durch Technik” advances to a whole new level

I woke up this morning searching for a unique car, Audi hae been on my mind for some time now, but am only attracted to things that are unique and different from others, and I discovered a unique model of Audi made for Japan only.


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From the console, shines the pure-white perfection.

In honor of the Japanese rice-eating culture, the Audi A8 5.5 features the world’s first rice cooker in the rear sheet console. The rice cooker is exclusively designed on the basis of the unique performance of Audi A8’s 435PS／600Nm. From the intense heat convection inside the broad-brimmed Japanese rice cooking pot called, Hagama, it can generate heat directly from the core, cooking the perfect rice ever.

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If I buy am from Japan carry come Naija..make dem come arrest me na..

SalamRushdie:
Even a renowned currency expert and professor has said what some of us have been saying ..Twice in our history a very incompetent Buhari has appeared and destroyed the destinies of multiple generation using his cluelessness to take away their rewards , hopes and aspirations and replacing it with lower standard of living which reset most of us into survival mode which unfortunately is a fertilizer for corruption ..That's why I have always made it bold to say Buhari alone entrenched corruption into Nigeria and Nigerians ..

pure truth!!
Let Daddy G.O, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Adeyemi, Ashimolowo, Olukoya, Kumuyi, Guru Marahji et al, all go on a combined 30yrs fasting and prayer revival on Mount sinai..
Nigeria can never be better unless our economy is run in such a way that won't let majority of its citizens be in survival mode..
Nothing will change

Kingsasian:
You may be right bro but both the old and young in this country are corrupt. Moreover those that are younger in this country have nothing to show or proof of achievements.

do the corrupt old ones even offer incorruptible platform for the young ones to afford a showcase of their achievements?
The corrupt young ones are so coz these are d ones that are so desperate to showcase achievements, hence succumb to corruption to join d achievers league

Kingsasian:
is president Trump less than 69?

is Trump Chinese?

TeamLeader:
lolz.... make dem no go giv me chinko na so i need to be specific ni

TeamLeader:
help me guys. im tinkin of Infinix Note 2 because i saw it wit ma friend but dont kno hw much.
i have 35k, pls suggest good phone for me. thnx y'all

just enter a gadget store nd ask for a phone dat costs 35k...once he/she shows u..juz pay nd flex on

This is to tel u how harmful fanatism in d name of religion is; to common sense and education