₦airaland Forum

If it's a boi ..I'll name him ORIJIN..
A girl..I'll name her LA CASERA

Oh! nice..
D religious fanatics are here again..

Abeg kindly tel me d rapture day so I won't bother to play nairabet on d preceding weekend..tnx

Vizkizzy:
Because of perverts like you wanking with her pictures

*sobs*
Dat was deep bro...

I advise d self-servicer to use pearl lotion cream...it's berra than vaseline leavin ur NORTH POLE all shiny..lolz

Juz as technology advances..so does human folly..
Nothin...!!.. I mean nothing..!! Can ever surprise me anymore..
Well..except I find out on judgement day dat JESUS is Nigerian

D tin wey dey tire me bou dis kind ppl be say..
Wen dem gree for d man driver nau...nobody go knw on social media until yawa gas..

dollyjuke:
I prefer dark light

U like DARK light..while others go for LIGHT light... Lolz..dat one sef dey...#NaijaTerminologies

Starlet50:
I think I prefer blinking...You knw dat time wen PHCN are contemplating whether they shld give u light or not so the light comes and go

Haha..dat las vegas thingy..
It seems u were concieved in a nite club..

But wat kinda country is this?...
Since universities are under-funded..u tot it morally justified to rob the aspiring & desperate university admittees of post-utme money dat doesn't even d least guarantee dem admission at all..
Y not juz be open in d 1st place nd tell all aspirin admittees dat d monies bein paid is mere donation to d sch rather dan hide unda d post-utme umbrella..

Osinachi

haywire07:
Uniosun female student mysteriously robbed by anjolaajayi




Ders noffin mysterious in the entire scenario

Walahi..I bin fink say na only me notice am..
Why people juz like to employ wrong use of diction to appear enlightened...smh

Enahi:
Lol no I don't mind but it doesn't stop me from keeping secrets does it?

Hmmn..women and manoeuvres

Enahi:
Nah I believe in equality for everyone, not just women everyone deserves to be treated equally and fairly. I believe in humanism and right to freedom of expression!

Oh gud 1 bae...lolz
Wud u mind exercisin this FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION right??..

Enahi:
don't mind me jare, I gats to form strong girl na. I don't want no man looking down at moi

So na we the men like mk una babes una dey luk down on us baa?..
Chebi na una dey find GENDER EQUALITY...
Oya na..equalize !!

makydebbie:
yea i do...i told him..no big deal!

Blessed are ur types..for dey shall make heaven without religious passports..

Biko..if dis N30billion paid by MTN is termed as FIRST BATCH payment...the N50billion paid earlier nko?

Enahi:
I think I like someone on Nairaland but I don't think I can have him, he is someone most ladies would want to have and be with so my liking him is totally out of it. I don't like men that all ladies want to have, it' destroys the uniqueness of the man.

Do you have someone you like or have a crush on here, mind revealing the person's moniker? Do you take your likeness for someone here serious or do you suppress the feeling and likeness?

U want NLanders to reveal d moniker of. Dem crush..but u aint gon reveal the moniker of urs..#veryNigerian

xxxtedyxxx:
As the saying goes: "Money Answereth All....."

But the nigga in dat pix is povertized..it's obvious mehn.. Moni aint d gurl's reason joor

The questn now shudn't be if he loves u or not..dats not reali pertinent here..
The signals his act conveys is wat u shud be bothered bou..

the way he's behavin is peculiar to men who r lukin for an escape route in a relatnship dey probably tired of ..but cnt summon d courage to call it quits..
I guess he feels choked wit u bein around..

P.S: this is 1 major disadvantage of long-term relationships

They pay well to get enuf snitchin niggerz

drberry:
Even after the formatting? Like which software?

Juz look for a way to get d free version of icare data recovery...

If dah gurl is well into puberty stages with all curves n' all... Fogerrit..the jezebel juz meant to torture ur hormones nd feign oblivion... For wateva reason..only u cud tel

1. U said "ur take" on d issue..buh u dint analyze anythin here..u juz narrated a poorly plotted story...(I guess u dnt understand the meanin of ur thread's topic)

2. Mikel has no wife yet..nd he had stated it more than 2ce on twitter..
P.S: Olga aint't his wife..(Juz babymama)...#DoUrFindingsWell...

tosyne2much:
People dish out a lot of gifts to the ladies unlike the male folks

Oh!..."People"
Some sort of voluntary benevolence..
I used to fink this 'people' officially included SEUN

Them no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall
- Aristotle (15 B.C)

Hmmn..as much time as productively necessary

tosyne2much:
There are no benefits or privileges attributed to it except people intend to give out money or gifts to the winner by their own discretion which happens in rare cases... I will say it's just for fun sha unlike the female version that goes with a whopping sum and loads of benefits


I hope this helps

Dis whoopin sum(for ladies) nd gifts..can u plz enumerate?

foolinlove:
I didn't break up. I got dropped for another girl. We had a few fights (normal), finances were good, we had sex erry day and I kept myself looking good. He just dint love me.

*sobs*
Stories that touch

muri4mig:
do u want to marry him?

Off-key

Afritop:
We have pastors so it wont happen

Yea..nice thought bro...
Uh..which pastors actuali if I may ask..
The ones dat stock up private jets nd build needless universities..OR ..the hardly existent ones who do the pastoring work actuali nd intercede for their beloved country in prayers??

NevetsIbot:
Right now, this guy is talking to me about one jehovah witness girl who came to preach to him inorder to date him.... He just said it was a deeper life girl. When he knows I'm typing something important and blasting music in my earphone.

God!!! Now he's talking about his shop and his skills.


ohhh, now it's about a church he attended in lagos.. How he was wondering if to attend or not. Now its about a girl in the church. This is real time speech now... It's annoying. He's making too much noise. I'm typing now and he's still babling away.

God!!!! I'm tired. Now I have to pause my music. He'd come to my place and talk his heart out talking about only girls, or how his life at lagos was. Rubbish!! How does that help me...


Now he's talking about the church he's attending.. Did I also mention that he speaks mostly in yoruba.. Did I say 'mostly'? ... Mtchhew. He speaks in yoruba truawt. And ion understand yoruba too well. For the past two months that he moved here, its nothing but talk talk and talk. Senseless talk.. How he gbosh that girl. How he disvirgined that one. How his ugly girlfriend left him. How the new girrl in the street is looking at him. His thug life in lagos. God forgive me but my sister said he looks like kingkong and I concur

Oh, now he's talking about his ability to wake dead people. Chai! Thunda fire this bros!!! I wish I can record his bablings.

I believe it all boils down to insecurity and the will to be accepted. Everyone knows him as a talker. even my friends that come to vist look for an excuse to leave when he comes. He tells everyone about him always.... Jargons!!! Bomboclassst!!!!!

I really don't wanna break his wings but the talk too much... Any suggestions to get him to talk less?

*yawns*..
Broda..person wey get time type all dis tin juz to make a single point ehn..!!!

Dis one is the real dishonari devinishon of tokativ..#noBeLie