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MadCow1:
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I agree with him though..

Bro..I fink ur opinion nd dat of the OP aint concordant..
Y'all supportin d OP are missing some points here

U cnt find a "jesus" body coz it was never subjected to any preservatn system/process in comparison to the highly organized nd sophisticated body-preservatn practices of the egyptians..these ppl(egyptians) plan for eternity

Is thr any sort of animal farmin not associated with health hazards?..abi wetin dis ppl dey tok sef...smh

OP..this is a very small issue..juz forget sentiments and act like man..
I can feel ur pain..avin a hunch dat a woman is cheatin buh cnt prove it or afraid to confirm..
I guess ur real situation is dat u're nt sure of wah to fink..
Bro..dis is not a case of Gettin to knw wah exactly is goin on..it might not help u...all u need to knw is if her reasons for this is "sinister"..lobatan !!
Juz pay her a visit nd chil for a period of 5days..be smart enuf to not let her knw u're attracted to her fone in anyway..
Two scenarios will definitely play out..
1. If u notice her fones were on in d evenings wen u are wit her..juz be sure dat switchin off her fones have somtin to do directly wit u..
2. If her fone stil stays oFf in d evenings while at her place..no lele..jux pick 1 or 2 random evening(s) to make her bliv u r goin to town for an hour or 2 and wud be back soon..
BRO..immediately u leave her ause..keep diallin her line every goddamn second til u choose to return to her place in d name of haven returned from wherever it is u went to..
Once her fone dare rings..broda...CODE RED !!!..

NOTE.. I can bet u 96.5% chances dat one of these 2 scenarios will play out..however u wanna handle it is now upto u..
If for me..I knw wah to do

The probs with these "fish-brained" naijan ladies wit compliments is dat: they automatically take evry compliment from a guy as a toastin format..

As far as demma concerned...takin a compliment maturedly means u're cheap to advances from a guy..

richcasey:
Nigerian drivers don't pay attention to anything

Chebi. Dat one driver wey even knw wetin e mean gan..lol

Some NLanders no even sabi wetin dat tin mean until today I bet.. Make una dey hide under the name of "humor" wit una. Comments oo

Bimpe29:
Apparently, it is uncivilized and primitive behaviour.

Aunty scholar..so wahz ur definition of civilized and contemporary behaviour?..

The concept of polyandry and/or wide acceptance of "homosexuality" ..??(Amongst gross others)

Coz we both knw it's d same guys who intellectually empowered u to call dese cultural acts "uncivilized and primitive" dat pioneered a wide acceptance of "polyandry" and "homosexuality" in Africa

Coolgent:
Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!
This is most important piece of information I have ever read in this year.
No wonder majority of IPOBs are either Robbers, Kidnappers, Drug traffickers/dealers, rapist, 419ers, Baby factory, Gold diggers, Scammers Prostitutes or Militants/Terrorist.
What do u expect from Children born out of wedlock?

Warning: never have sex with ipob prostitute or else...

Lolz..wat does being born in/out of wedlock have to do with determining a person's character?...
I fear naijans sha..
More like u wud debate dat pastor's children wud be d best behaved...smh

AxeurdaddyIX:
Keep Quiet. Whether Yoruba or Igbo or whatever. What's bad is bad. Let's be honest to ourselves.

Bros..I'm neither igbo nor yoruba
But I'd like to correct ur notion of GOOD/BAD
Nothin in life has its genric name as GOOD or BAD

It's our perception dat determines these moral entities..
This is an evidence of ur cognitive ability..
If u were asked today..wah propounded the basis of ur labelling this or dat "GOOD/BAD"..
If u r intellectual as I'd like to imagine u r..u wud hesitate for few seconds at such a questn..
Yea..u shud..coz it shud dawn on u dat u dint bring ur basis of good/bad directly from the womb..
Some factors basically impressioned dis upon u b4 ur cognitive abilities began to play a better part in shapin ur world-view..
These factors includes religion, peer-groups, native customs(exemplary from the thread's topic)..
U r bein told and taught what and what not to bliv is GOOD/BAD at a certain age b4 u began reasoning independently..
Erstwhile..each and evri1 of us stil buys these ideas that av been imbibed in us from one or two of the aforementioned factors..which makes us rebuke somtinz as gud or bad later in life.

Plz be discretional enuf not to always outrageously rebuke tinz or ppl's way of life as this or dat(more like u tryna abuse the "evri1 has a right to their opinion" cliche)
Remember..some tinz u call gud r bad to some opposing others..
It's juz a matter of perception nd moral acceptance..
This, sir, is the essence of religion, customs etc..."a smart way of concatenating/fusing worldviews"..so the issue of moral acceptance wud be narrowed down to sects rather than the individual..
U knw..if thr r 100 folks in 1room made up of ppl wit 100differing moral standards and worldviews;
unity, tolerance and moral acceptance of each other wud be a serious issue..
Buh if these 100 folks are made into two religious divisions with only two differing worldviews based strictly on religion(in dis case, whr ur religious standards supercedes ur personal standard)..tolerance is cheaper dis way for the sake of harmonious co-habitation..

Sunnypar:
Thank you. I will gladly do that again and again especially if you sister is included.

######EPIC######

dozmandon:
Exactly,someone will come here or Twitter and be asking for match scores wen u can check it up in secs via livescores..irritating.

Such provokin tinz stopped baffling me wen I realized these folks don't ask these questions coz dey dnt knw d ansa..they actually bored nd wanna knw who has their time...

Joel3:
shut up ur mouth. I use the hotspot for my other device. I can't be doing double subscription multiple device. how would I know if the one that is idle which is the hotspot is been drain. should have ask before spilling shiit

Oke mkpi..I don't need to ask..next time u compose a gud story on ur steewpidty so we can all undastand the degree of ur folly...atleast u were taught essay writin nd d likes in middle school...


Ur story stil neva mk sense anyways..u put on hostpot nd left d fone idle..obvious from ur claim on not knowin wen d fone went off..if u were using an unpassworded hotspot on d oda device..once d hotspot stops workin..u shud knw...idiotic #doroboss...

Receive sense IJN

Young man..u r yet to explicitly state for what reason u put on that wifi hotspot..ur story made it seem like u juz put it on for the fun of it..(Which to me labels u incorrigibly beserk)
From the last parts of ur thought-provokin story..I deduced dat u simply switched on d hotspot nd simply left ur fone idle(if u were usin it..u wud av known immediately d fone went off)...#MakaWhy?



U had berra gimme a reasonable ansa coz ur level of seeming preposterousness is mind-boggling mehn..hian !!!

Sometin does baffle me tho..

These woman's grandchildren were in d news less than 48hrs ago, looking fresh and boxed up..
I asked myself if these two babes in questn know they stil av a gmum somewhr...coz the lifestyle nd standard of living depicted by these babes is a direct opposite of their pitiful gmum's..

Naija is one big joke of a nation..
Imagine SARS av now added to demsefs anoda constitutional responsiblity "illegally"

Biko wat concerns an "anti-robbery squad" official with yahoo boiz.....

CzarRex:
seems like this APC govt is up to no good,and has nothing to offer for this country.


after when world universities ranking are released and they see Ghanian and Kenyan universities making it, Zombies will open their mouth and say it's a lie,or the list ain't real or credible.when u can't take care of yours,how do u expect to make it.

U do make me laff mehn...wah actually makes u fink the Nigerian polity value education so much as to care bou webometric rankings..
These ppl r only concerned wit anytin dat has direct impact on their dollar-denominated bank balances...

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Where's this child's father??

5starmilitant:
Am not a zombie, but I thank God buhari won. Because if he had lost the election and later passed away, history and so many people fools would say he his the person that would have fix Nigeria.

*chews bitter-kola"

Nna ehn..u juz made my day..

Peeps shud stop vox-popping this dumb question...itz not a gender thingy

The emotionally weaker partner of the two suffers the heartbreak the more(which could be the guy or the lady in whatever case)

Hmmm..buh thrz a missing part in the story

U r yet to tell us his replies to these messages(which am sure u saw as well)...
His replies to these msgs wud the basis for whatever thoughts trend u wanna concoct

I knw say if na one of these xtian fanatics of 2day..instead for am to return d moni...e go quickly change story...

Brothers and sisters..the lord indeed works in mysterious ways...I got a miracle alert of #34,000...
God is indeed a God of wonders...#testiMONEY time

Estharfabian:
Say God!

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD




Lolz..E remain?

Estharfabian:
I don't see how this is An issue.





y'all Ain't blood related.
Go right Ahead! marry away!

Hian..dnt tell dat to yoruba ppl...
For some strange reasons..the yorubans label it a TABOO

I recall my uncle's wife being a yoruba lady once pleaded wit me not to date her pretty sis then..in d name of taboo bullshii

Ladycloud:
Lol... Y I'm no find me

E never too late to enter street nd start d hustle...u may find some1 berra

jhasper:
advice please
.
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everyone I preached too , calls me fake prophet

Would u accept the "GOOD NEWS" message not to smoke from som1 with a pack of Rothmans in his hands?

ifuckchics:
I need a matured minded female friend. Must be Ibadan based. About me; yes I run a business conglomerate and very stable. Sometimes i get bored & just wanna chill. I need someone we can chill together, drive around town, drinks,chops etc. If u r the one, pls respond.

By these aforementioned criteria..I suppose u mean som1 whose thighs are flexible to u...whereby u can open or close em' at will..#allthebest

macino1:
This is always occasioned by marrying for the wrong reason (absent of true love). Why not make your wife look and be what you want to see, instead of cheating. The man is still obviously immature psychologically for marriage.

An Overly promiscuous man don't go huntin coz his wives aint ok....infact their wives are usually very gud lookin

Juz dat he needs to fulfil the responsibilities of the steewpidity gene in him..

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT....girl children ask more hilarious questions than their male counterparts..

Not coz they more silly..itz juz dat the girl child seems more observant than the boi child
Some male children tend to av dis inquisitive and observant nature coz dey possess that observing personality which is more peculiar to the females..

This is the major reason why the girl child is more vulnerable to abuse than the male child..she's always observant, curious and overly inquisitve...
Then the devilish adults take advantage of dat to do nonsense..
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The very tin I've known to be peculiar to the boi child is dis..he rarely asks hilarious/silly questions that might require sincere ansas...

He simply makes a hilarious/silly accusation which usually comes in form of a questn...dis tends to make the elder speechless as to d loss of a suitable ansa..

jopretty:
let me ask my Dad who his younger brother is to us..wait I'm coming.

Gosh..babe..wah planet u from?..lolz..

Ur ansa was EPIC...

Dyt:
My boy is a talkative He asks and talks all the time

Bro u no go vex..he took afta som1 jaree.. Aint u also here "commenting all the time ni" Atleast nau u can be super- sure he's ur son.."lolz