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Business › Re: UBA Security Guard Returns N3m He Found On The Ground. Tony Elumelu Honours Him by 0ubenji(m): 8:43pm On Jul 02, 2016
kulobyno:
the truth is that his honesty is acknowledgeable but come to think of it, the guy being a security personnel there probably was conscious of the presence of surveilance cameras in the premises and know that the odds would be against him if he happens to play a fast one. he decided to let sleeping dogs lie especially with current rate at which people buy their ticket to jails these days.

well done bro. Good name is better than riches whether our politicians agree or not
Nigger..u nailed it mehn
Politics › Re: How Much Is One Litter Of Kerosene In Your Area ? by 0ubenji(m): 8:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
Rahym001:
220 in obudu cross river state
Same here in ikare, ondo state.. I dnt use kerosene anyways...the cost of gas refill skyrocketed 2days ago... Mehn...firewood go take ova soon if buhari no take time oo
Romance › Re: Five Abusive Words You Should Not Say To Her, No Matter What by 0ubenji(m): 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
OP ..with this nonsense for a topic..u'd rather not open a thread at all...
Ur topic means u endorse some abusive words to "her"





**NO ABUSIVE WORD SHUD EVA BE SAID TO "HER"**
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Rape Minor To Coma In Benue Community by 0ubenji(m): 8:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
Colonization in the 21st century
Romance › Re: Teenagers Having Sex In A Cemetery In Kaduna Caught And Arraigned by 0ubenji(m): 8:17pm On Jul 02, 2016
I fink u guys hammering on the "cemetery" term are missing somtin oo..
The konjirized dudes aint bein prosecuted for the venue of the romp...buh for the act itself...even if they'd had it anywhr else deemed honorable and CAUGHT...prosecution all d same noni
#ShariaTerms
Politics › Re: Abia Governorship Tussle: Both Ikpeazu And Ogah May Lose Out To Barr. FN Nwosu by 0ubenji(m): 7:46pm On Jul 02, 2016
Nwodosis:
Once Ogah is sworn in as governor of the state , he's immuned to any fraud case not bothering on his emergence as the governor.
Iffa hear !!

If u doubt me..ask Fayose
Politics › Re: Is Steady Electricity Possible In Nigeria? by 0ubenji(m): 11:09am On Jul 02, 2016
Ofcuz itz very possible..nothing is impossible
It'll only be a possiblity tho...not a reality..
Phones › Re: Don't Panic!! Facebook Isn't Making Your Post And Photos Public. Its A Hoax. by 0ubenji(m): 11:06am On Jul 02, 2016
Wetin concern me...chebi dat 1 na person wey dey active on fb..
Romance › Re: My Funny Experience. Haha by 0ubenji(m): 9:28am On Jul 02, 2016
No wori..ur turn will come
Sports › Re: Lovely New Photos Of Amara Kanu by 0ubenji(m): 8:44pm On Jul 01, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:
Mehn that girl on red. She go sweet no be small.
Broda..take heed !!
Dollar has affected vaseline too...
Crime › Re: My 4 Year Old Son Was Sexually Abused By 30 Year Man. by 0ubenji(m): 9:57am On Jul 01, 2016
Paedophilia
Politics › Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by 0ubenji(m): 9:00am On Jul 01, 2016
Oke - Agbe, Ondo State
4hrs ON.... 2wks OFF..#routine
Romance › Re: Why Mimzy Remove Her Pics? by 0ubenji(m): 7:32am On Jul 01, 2016
Strahovski1:
Just shut the f'up man.

You are not making any sense. So it's a crime to admire someone? What do I expect from someone who is uneducated.
Haha...u seem so pained...
Deeper than I tot...
Seein som1 so hysterical on loose ends gives me much joy..
Go on bro...#get well soon
Family › Re: Help As My Sister-in-law Is On The Verge Of Cheating On My Brother. by 0ubenji(m): 10:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hmmn...u conclude she's a philanderer who's smartly been at her game...
Ur thread topic reads "verge of cheating"

Which one shud we bliv nau sef
Education › Re: I Saw This In A JSS1 Maths Textbook..can You Help? by 0ubenji(m): 9:19pm On Jun 30, 2016
ikbnice:
name of the textbook, the author, publisher, year of publication and the page of this puzzle.
Haha..see wickedness
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Early In A Relationship Is Too Early For Sex And Romance? by 0ubenji(m): 8:00pm On Jun 30, 2016
dammytosh:
To the sane generation : Any time before Marriage is too early.


To the other generation : Anytime before any form of commitment does not make sense.

Except she is a free for all.
Lol....u ehn..
Health › Re: My Phobia Story by 0ubenji(m): 4:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
d33types:
OP, inasmuch I don't doubt your story,most persons on this thread confuse intense fear for phobia.
To make a diagnosis of a phobia is far more than a doctor asking you some set of questions.if the doctor isn't a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist I doubt it.

a phobia is more of a psychological problem that can be managed and overcome successfully with therapy.
Bro/sis...plz don't play needless lexical-semantics on the terms: "phobia" & "intense fear"..
they r 100% d same..
Phobia is an anxiety disorder that is bein triggered by INTENSE fear..(Which u inadvertently expressed alredi)
when d fear dat triggers d Anxiety is bein SEVERE .dat's wen it's medically termed a phobia..
However(as I suppose u meant to say), INTENSE DISLIKE is nt always synonymous with PHOBIA...
Dnt let me bother to decipher that to avoid digression..thanks
Health › Re: My Phobia Story by 0ubenji(m): 4:35pm On Jun 30, 2016
I used to be acrophobic til I made a personal conquest of it nd set myself free..
My youngest sibling was extremely claustrophobic as a kid..how he conquered it, I have no idea..

I stil am unable to conquer these closely linked phobias I presently av: Thalassophobia and/or Aquaphobia..

I'd rather trek than be on a canoe..
U can never see me swim..
I cud play at the beach tho..buh I stil av these phobias at d back of my mind INCASE
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I tried to set myself free from the aforementioned phobias (by bein unda d runnin Shower nd hold my breath...atimes I dip my head in d bathtub to simulate drowning..) In vain..

Mehn..it neva worked..
Romance › Re: Does This Kind Of Girl Exist??? by 0ubenji(m): 3:28pm On Jun 30, 2016
Nova15:
So why is she ur ex? undecided
U need to be socially cultured nd not be too predictable..
I figured som1 wud ask dis silly 'none of ur business' questn...
nd it had to be u..

P.S: this thread is bou pennywise gurls..not my EX(she was a citation nd wud remain so)
Romance › Re: Does This Kind Of Girl Exist??? by 0ubenji(m): 3:17pm On Jun 30, 2016
Prime2cute:
Girl -baby pls i wnt 2 fix my
hair, i wnt u 2 giv me sm
money
2do it...
Boy -baby take this money i
knw it's very small but pls
manage it (the girl collected it
counts it and its #10,000 she
took #1500 and returned
#8500)
Girl -baby #1500 will be ok for
me so take this #8500 and use
it for somethin good u dnt av 2
start spendin too much on me
now, wen we get married u cn
think of doin dat
DOES THIS KIND OF GAL EXIST?
Very well; dey do

My ex was like dah..a yoruba gurl
Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by 0ubenji(m): 2:46pm On Jun 30, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
grin that's funny. A lot of men can really be a big turn off when it comes to dirty talks, for real. Lemme remember mine. Be right back op wink smiley
Lolz..see her...badt chindrehn...I knw say na dis kain tin dey sweet u...
Romance › Re: Na Love Abi Na Charm by 0ubenji(m): 2:36pm On Jun 30, 2016
LivinaPatrick:
Ask him whether he has been charmed.... Him alone knows better
Person wey dey unda charm dey knw so?.. Or even gree admit ni?
Crime › Re: Lebanese Dupes Three Lagos Customers, Absconds With N170m by 0ubenji(m): 2:30pm On Jun 30, 2016
logica:
Where you come from, "fast thinking" is synonymous with "theft"?
Yea..in Nigeria
Crime › Re: Lebanese Dupes Three Lagos Customers, Absconds With N170m by 0ubenji(m): 2:29pm On Jun 30, 2016
obstead200:
the only sensible comment so far.
Mba..no sense init sir..
Coz if both of u "the quoter and the quotee of dis post" read d passage well...
It says the $487k was neither carried nor owned by 1 individual but THREE !!!
Politics › Re: Senators Walk Out Okoi-Obono Obla, Buhari’s Aide by 0ubenji(m): 2:22pm On Jun 30, 2016
See saraki's face..him don dey wear cap too much..
Nau the complexion on his head and face has been compartmentalized..him head con be like half-baked pie..
Romance › Re: What Will You Name Your First Child? by 0ubenji(m): 2:16pm On Jun 30, 2016
agoadiv:
u ate hot dog
Atleast be kind enuf to ensure ur comment passes a msg bro..ur quote is void of information mehn
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Reasons Behind Seeing Bibles In The Hotels And No Quran. by 0ubenji(m): 2:14pm On Jun 30, 2016
prestige2013:
For your mind.... who drinks most- beer who womanise most- more than one wife


God help me am not a Saint.
Bro..u r missin d point.. I am neither a muslim nor ready to judge their vices.. All u claimed bou dem cud be true obviously..
Dat doesn't change d fact in my comment prior to ur quotin me.. U may call dem hypocrites if u wish.. But moslems religiously detest d idea of hotels..
Celebrities › Re: Foluke Daramola Is Ambassador For Gender Based Violence, GBV by 0ubenji(m): 11:54am On Jun 30, 2016
SAMBARRY:
The main menu has finally arrived and btw shey na ogunjedi or opaeyin dey inside that container? tongue grin

You no get packing at all o grin
Aah..r u sayin the blood of jesus ain't well packaged?..#fearGod
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Reasons Behind Seeing Bibles In The Hotels And No Quran. by 0ubenji(m): 11:40am On Jun 30, 2016
Adaowerri111:
Because one of the religion defines extremism while the other allows flexibility,
Hian..brother..if JIHAD starts on this thread..I no dey ooOO..
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Reasons Behind Seeing Bibles In The Hotels And No Quran. by 0ubenji(m): 11:38am On Jun 30, 2016
Coz moslems hardly venture into the hotel business...most of these hotel owners are xtians or atheists..
For some reason...moslems hate the hotel idea thingy..
Celebrities › Re: Foluke Daramola Is Ambassador For Gender Based Violence, GBV by 0ubenji(m): 11:32am On Jun 30, 2016
SAMBARRY:
God bless you for this wise post. Take this one first to step down with a bottle of stout for breakfast before I bring the main menu cool
Use dis to down it abeg..#chilled

Crime › Re: Lebanese Dupes Three Lagos Customers, Absconds With N170m by 0ubenji(m): 11:22am On Jun 30, 2016
E dey pain me to dey c 9jans fall hands to bobbinoz like dis...
How can a lebafucckinese nigger come to naija 'the home of sodomic corruption' nd stil score 3 costly away points...mtcheew

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