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RAMADOPHOBIA

The intense dislike for d opposite sex during ramadan fasting..

Tolexander:
Pretty ladies!

The two sisters look alike facially, but a slight difference in the size of their b00bs.

But they are still in Ramadan now, how come Zahra is standing so close to the guy?

Haha..u seem to undastand the OP's "frustration of singlehood" quite well

bqlekan:
Op, let me help you with a better title....

why you should not worry if you are UNABLE to get a girlfriend

Haha..u seem to undastand the OP's "frustration of singlehood" quite well

HerexG:
Bro the story is really than live itself, the lady passes the night at the guys house but won't allow the guy to come close talk less of touching, she gives the reason "My pastor blabla... ".

Hmmm...for d guy to buy dat cheap sale from d gurl for 24hrs sef baffles me...talkless of datin d gurl for dat long..
In dis age??



He grew up in sambisa ni..

Always in south Africa

Her pastor must be very stupid(if he exists) The imaginary pastor sees it unbiblical cooking for him.. Buh religiously qualitative to pass the night at his place.....
Hmmn...is dis even a story?

viceric677:
nah bro, she a friend

I tipy u..
Person get offside belle.. she con dey find scapegoat wey go take d "father" title..

tomquest:
I know what you are driving at. Just go ahead and share your thoughts...

Oh gud..
Kindly ansa my questn and go take a seat in waitin at the exact location I'm drivin at coz I'm bou to hit u...lolz

temitemi1:
This kind guy na one in a million

Yea mehn..
He's one in a "non-existent" million[b][quote

OP..is she ur bae??

jpphilips:
You are right, the site should rank high in earnings hence to pay for info isn't gonna be a problem, again, when you build a reputation in snitching, people come to you with evidence.
Someone who is facing Burantai's court martial is really squeezing his balls, hey!! that's not our problem, #Kickout Burantai# he has disgraced our Government.

Lolz...SR's expose jobs won't go to waste only if all these quality investigation of theirs are being rewarded wit the 'highly- anticipated' persecution of these criminals..

Erm..before I comment..
ARE U MARRIED ??!

Flexherbal:
People don't refund money in Nigeria. Immigration recruitment money is still with the government.

Bitter but TRUE nigerian Reality

I av always wondered how SR get to retrieve these irrefutable evidences dat buttresses their occassional reports..

One thing seems certain tho..these documentary evidences are definitely retrieved thru backdoor(illegal) methods OR from snitches of these victims..
#kudos to dem tho..#desperate measures in desperate times..

Hmmm...all left for the boy in life now is to grow up nd regret why he was allowed to live afta losin d seemingly most precious implement a man can eva possess..#hurts.
D nigga now is a "follow-come virgin" (virgin by default)

gistmeloveblog:

perfect couple

Well...evri couple is PERFECT..until sumtin apuns..

OP..u don't need to tel me.. I am 101% sure the family is igbo..#idiosyncracies

cruzita:
if she doesn't call you ,who will she call?

Her husband ofcuz

McBrooklyn:
I hope you haven't forget or maybe you didn't actually read the Nairaland Rule 22 which says:


"22. Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments."


But you can actually send the pic to my email cos that would have been a wise idea

U peeps here nd rule books..
Na today I dey c numbaz bein dropped on nairaland?...
Dis aftanun sef..I stil c..me sef dey drop..
I dnt do mail shii..seriouz long tinz
Nice meetin u tho.

McBrooklyn:
Bruh, if you actually need new pics, then you actually send some of your pics you feel like it's going to make a good meme. Don't worry, I'll do the stress of giving it a very good caption and who knows I can actually give you a mention when I've finished uploaded it

U cud Drop ur whatsapp contact bruh..
I fink I cud forward u a couple funny pix needing crazy captions..

Biko nu Is igando d new sodom & gomorrah? Evri divorce lawsuit in d papers is always at that igando customary court.. I wonda aw many married families r left thr..

hungryboy:
Na only for Naija,
you go see
Pesin were never build fence before,
dey
advice engineer how im go take build house,

This one mentality 9jans av been plagued with..
U assume u can only take advice only from ppl who av been whr u r or whr u 'wish to be'
Who was Neyo wen he wrote songs for R.kelly, britney spears, anastacia, beyonce e.t.c...
If dese acts reasoned like Nigerians..dey wud neva consider those songs dat actuali made hits for dem
Wud u av told dem to wait for 'james brown' or 'elvis priesley' to write dem songs b4 dey r sure it'll be hits?

So u cnt take financial advise from som1 who is less successful dan u cud be?
Why do u hardly see the 'bill gates' , warren buffet, mukesh ambani, carlos slim etc writing books on financial success tactics...?
So does it mean any1 who buys an inspirational book on financial and business scopes which aint written by billionaires is a fool?
BRO...what is d quality of ur thinking..?

Americans buy business-oriented & financial-advise books from relatively unknown authors which later bcum bestsellers..
90% of these authors aint millionaires talkless of the billionaires u expect to write dem..
It's d sales of these books that makes dem mostly..
Nd u r here criticizing d OP..
NIGERIAN MENTALITY !!
I guess u wud neva read any religious devotional book unless written by Jesus or Mohammed demsefs sinx dey apun to be d only perfect beings from the religious eye..
PURE BIGOTRY

Need I tell u dat 90%+ of the greatest of 'love-song' writers and singers are not d best role models for love?..owing to their endless string of divorces and escapades?

Is dat to say the songs dnt av positive emotional healin on oda ppl?..or u wud stop listenin to dem?

I am sure u r one of the "well meanin" Nigerians who see it wicked wen evri firm asks fr work experience b4 employment..so wat bcums of the graduates(who wud neva get dis experience unless u gv dem a job)
Lolz..I'll say (as u mean by ur post) dat a bank shud neva employ any1 who aint in soludo or emefiele's league..abi no be so?

TAKE THE MESSAGE(if it'll be useful to u) & LEAVE THE MESSENGER(if u indeed r success-minded)
As enlightened as ur needless post makes u appear to all of us..I guess u shud decipher the popular sayin
"I will use not only all the brains I av..but the *ones I can borrow* as well....thanks

DonnaCorleone:
Shut up! When I gave that reply the story was nothing more than a chicken scratch. It was a jumbled up mess that the OP only fixed after I posted. I responded to the info I could make out, out of the messy write-up.

Quit cruising for a bruising

The rivalry btw "the 2 both u" ehn...no be here walahi..
Una juz dey fight from thread to thread...
Even light nd darkness dnt av dis much hatred 4 each oda..

I await wen u will summon d same courage the british PM summoned and respect the will of the Nigerian ppl as well

handebayor:
Not really..... Sometimes we have to let go of our sentiments and feelings for the greater good

Ofcuz I undastand ..
Erm forget dat "not really"..
Juz say YES mk we chop knuckle...
*chews kolanut*

GBAGAAUN:
My gf come to my house this evning so small time we begin to play bad play, she toch my prick and it stand up. I toch her boby and she say suck and I suck her. But I sorpris as milk enter my mouth but last time I suck her no milk. What happens please?

She don commit abortion b4(not too long ago)..nd the pregnancy was probably well into its first trimester

camaro:
From all indications, you are a jambite. I could help you with the correct spelling of these common words

Bro..na u be d jambite..
Aw cud the obvious elude u?
Don't his monicker nd wat u figured from his composition add up?

Mehn...education is indeed powerful.. Na today I sabi say most ppl dnt who/what a transgender actually is.. Very evident from the impossible scenario this OP pictured out..

Bespiel:
You just come to a public forum and talk about Pre-marital sex like It's something Honorable.

Come back and inform us when his heart finally quakes

Mehn...Seun is real lucky..
"VIRGIN mary" is now on Nairaland...
This site is goin places..

Thrz nutin as sure in dis group as naija's 0% chance of qualification from it.

KangaIye:
This is one of the reason Nigeria is not growing we are just too lazy

Oh!..how u so hate Nigeria..
Are u even aware this OP's article was actuali composed by an american?

handebayor:
Please is there like an annoymous method without leaving my contacts behind say a letter or something

Hahaha..badt guy..lolz
Sly..u wanna snitch on the very church u worship in..I bet