₦airaland Forum

fairlyusedpant:
I normally call my i Phone6- gigololo big money, so i mistakenly forgot it in the bathroom, and maryam my good friend saw it and came to give it to me... I bought that my I phone6 700,000 naira, thank God it did not lost ooo

i will upload the pics when the fuel price comes down...

firstking01:
Delving into modeling?...the friends i have who are into modelling have height...i think that might be a clause to her

Nashirushekoni:
I think both party were agreed before they increased the price ?

musicwriter:
Because I mentioned Einstein?. Is he a ghost? Is he not a human being like you?. C'mon!!.

I'll show everybody here how to generate their own electricity. I've been saying this for a while cause I'm on it. When ready I'll post it here on Nairaland.

Standby!

musicwriter:
I'm more science inclined than music. Music is just one of the things I do.
Albert Einstein was also a musician, for your information.

musicwriter:
I'm more science inclined than music. Music is just one of the things I do.
Albert Einstein was also a musician, for your information.

musicwriter:
A university should be able to generate it's own electricity with that amount and all the sciences they teach. With N90 million I'll show them how to generate their own electricity forever!.

vizkiz:
Yeah I get six figures for my account balance

vizkiz:
so you are telling me you have just one female cousin? Bro abeg shey she make sense?

vizkiz:
You dey happy say you no get sister, shey you no go get daughter ni?

vizkiz:
bushy or darken armpit. You can't look at some girl's armpit while eating mehn...

Why some girls are so clean that you can pour out a cream on their body and start licking them off with your tongue ...

KashyBaby:
Wet my foot! Ur nonsense...

KashyBaby:
he nailed the clothes more than a female can do..

IamLEGEND1:
"...most richest..."
Maka why?

Yuneehk:
Hmmmmm! The housewife suggestion wasn't directed at you.. was it?

ScofieldBello:
You are a lawyer?...and you write like this?
Hmmmm.

Yuneehk:
Housewife ... She'll always be around, plus have your full & undivided attention.

Drefan2:
Nigerian women are devious & diabolical in nature.

Flee from them faster than an arrow finds its target or don't if are dead-tired of this world. 'Cause once you are entangled in their love charm, it would take the intervention of the almightly to free you outta that bondage.

tuk2ato:
Disappointed!

Godmother:
You will kiss your own sister? On the mouth? Hmmmm abeg no amount of free food should make you do this.

TrollTrap:
I commend him for at least paying the salaries and increasing the minimum wage.... But why pay someone on the first day of the month

Estharfabian:
Buy her A Ferrari...




…girls love Ferrari...

Godmother:
What if proof is required; like you kissing both?

judchuks20:
“Ol’boy, man don see something oh.”

“Wetin you see?”

“My eyes don see something. My ears don hear, and my mouth sef, I for talk something join.”

“Talk make I hear”

“No be dis Tiwa Savage and him husband matter? The husband wey say him wife offend am, he no gi am food, him wife dey form for house but him dey open leg for other men, and na another woman they give am edible catering, and the man come vex he wan jump inside river for Lekki-Ikoyi bridge”

“Who the hell are you talking about?”

“Tiwa Savage and her husband”

“And who are those?”

“Tiwa, now. Marvin First Lady. She is one of Nigeria’s topmost female artistes. And her husband. They are quarrelling. The husband tried to commit suicide. She says her husband prefers to follow other women, take cocaine and ignore his responsibilities as a man and a husband. Social media is agog with the news. Mainstream media is feeding on it too. The man even tried to jump into the Lagoon.”

http://scarletnews.com/2016/05/01/a-funny-pidgin-article-on-tiwa-savage-and-tee-billz/

Ebuka2016:
Funny enough i hv to remove my pinchure to create dis thread and i doubt if i go still put my picture for nairaland again.However, if u have seen ma pic b4 now plz delete it from ur memory. My own secret goes lyk dis......

*clears throat*
*checks time(1:13am)*
*sips a can of bobo juice* then kwantinues(inbuhari's accent)

wen i was seven years old,there was this neighbour of ours that had a maid(very much older than i was).Na so i just carry myself enter their flat as usuall.Saw her lying on the bed covered with wrapper.saw my neighbour's daughter lying beside her i no talk.Wen the girl(maid) kuku saw me,she say make i come,i come.She say make i climb bed,i climb.she say make i remove my nicker,i remove.she come say make i enter(dnt ask me where)i just enter as obedient boy wey i be.i no knw how to do the thing even though i don see am for tv b4 i just dey on top dey luk her.she was the one moving me,kissing,moaning i just they observe dey enjoy d thing small small.Junior suffer nobi small as i went to d toilet to urinate from tym to tym.smtimes she would be on top and me under.na so the thing go ooo till i tire tell her say i wan go home ni.she tell me make i stay small i say no(junior done suffer enough).Na so i pull my nicker waka home go tell my mummy.I tell mummy say agatha(not real name)had been touching her lips with my own.i didnt mention we had sex because i did not knw what the thing we did was called.Mum say 'what?!,go call agatha for me'.I run call agatha .agatha denied everything but mum tell her say neva to touch her lips with mine again.....btw,i thank God say agatha no give me hIV i for don die since.

Drops pen....hope u enjoyed the story.pls share ur own secrets too,
drop ur comments,
lyk and share.
Bashing is welcomed

let me continue
six years later......






*dozes off*
Cc lalasticala,mynd44...