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MadCow1:
We know it was not Hacked.. Nobody ever believed it was hacked.


We all know that TeeBillz is a Biitchass Puss-y Nigga who is mad at his successful Singer wife cos she is making more money than he can ever imagine and believes he is entitled to a large cut of her dough just because he "Managed" her career at some point before marriage.

The Fool was making all those rants just to distract the Public from the fact that he has no Job and has been beating Tiwa Savage like a drum because she kicked him out as her manager, signed for Mavin and has replaced D'banj as Don jazzy's Prime Star. He thinks we don't know he is an abusive husband.



Anybody who knows that cuunt should tell him that no serious suicide person jumps from Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge, that is like jumping unto Mouka Foam mattress. Next time he should go to Third Mainland bridge and jump and don't tweet about it..




The only sad part of this whole drama is that the fool did not do us all a favor and jump..

P.Square and Banky.W are eternal Bastards for not pushing him over..

Bros...always try to smoke original weed...the side effects of anythin contrary is real uncool..as in NOW

Do u knw..jumia now sell original weed?..u shud try dat nd stepup

OP...see..I beg u in d name of God..plz gimme d address of ur ause.. I juz ordered one cold orijin from konga..it needs be delivered to u today...

Bros..let's be frank..dat ur dog deserves monthly salary mehn

Nice poem it is...
Juz put some finishin touches to the diction nd rhythm nd rite thr u av a professional work with u..

Buh why wud u stil go ahead to chine her uncapped with the stench nd oozes? Is dat d definition of konji? I tire for u sha

Tbillz:
a household name he is isn't it?

Biko which household?

Pheals:
even if i con meet u for house ,am still gonna accuse u of rape



My mumsy is a senior advocate...!!! Crime cases are many on her table for young lawyers to deal wit
.. Na she go handle yours !!! ...just impregnate her only daughter..


U are welcom

Oh...my unintended interest in u juz got tickled kinda.
U bein d daughter of a SAN...nd an only one at dat..makes it more interesting..I love risky ventures..
From my experience..'only daughters' are almost always pretty...lolz
The only prob is if u av possessive brodaz..uh..all d same..I go risk am...lolz
Oya hit me up on 331803A9 via BBM...IF U DARE..


Who knows !!...I might me be d most interestin case ur mom deals with over time..*winks*

beniprince93:
Bros! No blame me joor na under rushing base on low ba3 i take type oooo

OP..with dis panadol-induced vocabs of urs ehn..


Take my advice pls..DATING IS NOT A MUST OO

Pheals:
Pelee

E pain u hen ?

Lolx....EPIC... Bae u deserve an unwanted preggie from me as a reward..lolz

Erm..I've been wondering.. Dis miss NL contest..wah does the winner go home with..?
Coz the frenzy it creates among gurls ehn..no be hia

gradeA:
Actually I think you are. Your only thread on nairaland was you hating on Korede Bello, and now this.

Dude common, who did this to you? Just take a chill pill. Smile, relax, be positive and enjoy life.. The sky is so big for all birds to fly......

blowing off other people's candle dosent make yours shine any brighter.

#cheers.

Lolz..it's obvious u need likes..lemme start by helpin..THE YOUNG SHALL GROW..u av 1 like alredi..

HappyNow. ??

Udofire:
This her hairstyle self

Are u bald-headed?

sukkot:
who her side boob done epp ?

D vaseline crew

jeloser:
wait are you dat guy

Hian..my sister...I nearly asked oo..infact ehn...chukwugozienya

In other news..u r consumin a flour-coated concrete

Holyfield1:
But can kissing only affect one as well?...Like just kisses without sex?

My guy dey lite cigarette for petrol filling station

chubbyswit:
lolz oga the truth is that i'm not a typical nigerian and i'm too busy to respond to chidish arguments. Life'll be much better for you if you start celebrating other people's creativity and not trying to find a fault or loophole. Have a nice day

lolz..exactly d impression i dint wanna create...i'm no hater...lolz....

IRESTMYCASE

Wahalaboy:
I just saw this long note you wrote. Dude, when you edit your Facebook post, the post shows "edited" but the date of the post never changes. And even if it does, can you back date a post? Is it logical? If you can show me anywhere this write up was posted before the 23rd of September, then you have made your point. I can beat my chest and tell everyone boldly that if you ever see a post identical to mine, the person either copied from me or copied from someone that copied from me. Hundreds of people copy my posts on Facebook because I have thousands of followers there (check my Facebook page at Facebook.com/vdslim1 to confirm). I never copy anyone's posts. NEVER.

OP..u can see my own link which i quoted to chubbyswit does not show edited...leave me wit these tinz and let it go as i've advised..
i av other ways to fish out an edited post on FB...
buh as i've said earlier today..
v.daniels..for reasons best known to me...i'd choose not to debate the originality of this post with u..nd i won't...
i'm not a hater..dont misconcieve my motive..dont forget wah precipitated dis debate was the advice i gv u on NL fp tinz...

Oliviaarims:
Vindicated.

olivia..check my comments on page 4..nd ava a rethink on ur perception bou me...lolz

i'm no hater...
animosity for meticulous peeps beclouds reasoning capabilities..



#WEKOOL

chubbyswit:
go and be useful 2 urself and society and stop disgracing urself here plz!

am waiting for ur points plz..

WAHALABOY..OP

kindly stay out of the ripples btw me and chubbyswit..u're real matured and smart...i respect dat...#weKOOL

am waitin for chubbyswit to now switch to pure insults devoid of points as a typical nigerian does wen losin a debate....lolz

chubbyswit:
shatap slowpoke and stop snorting like a pig. Refute d op if u ve d balls. I dont ve the time to read all that poo you posted up there

ok sir..this is a proof..

https://www.facebook.com/thompson.benjamin1/posts/1081902305160763

the link above has dis same OP post buh dated september 19th, 2015..does dis not theoretically mean i av d post before the OP ?

anytin else u need me to prove ur folly?

u messed with d wrong guy today..lolz

chubbyswit:
guy're u k? The op is d original owner of the writeup, did u care 2 read tru d pages 2 c where d op shamed and disgraced this bad belle human being before rushing to his support?

its time to see who's disgraced btw me with u..juz go try d editin trick i exposed young man..lolz..

chubbyswit:
d op just disgraced your claims of him plagiarizing. Lolz take heart bro

now..it's billygoats like u dat wud make me talk nd raise dust

lemme gv u a small lecture on this site called facebook which u dont seem to knw...

when the OP pasted a link with the same post dated 23rd spetember..i laffed coz ..he doesnt knw i'm too skilled with all dis facebook BS..buh i was matured enuf to throw d ish out d window..nd we called a truce..(dis doesn't mean me with d OP dont knw wah we doin..itz called MATURITY)
on facebook..if u updated ur status on 1st january 2013 for example...
provided that status update is stil accessible on ur wall..it's very well editable to whatever u want at anytime...
i can date this same OP's post to 2010 on my facebook wall...
all i need to do is goto my fb wall nd access a status update i made in the yr 2010..click the edit button...then copy and paste wah the OP says he composed nd put thr as its new content..
the date wud stil be in the yr 2010..nd i'll thus claim i posted dis same shii b4 the OP...coz the date wud sell my lie bigtime
USE UR HEAD..!!!

dnt juz come quotin peeps finkin u smart..it's of no use..try editing one of ur old status on fb nd realize ur shallow finkin
NOTE: the 2ppl that liked the comment that quoted mine..i smh for una..lol(wah i explained above is wah match-fixing football scammers use in decievin peeps to fink they predicted the outcome of matches b4 dey are eventually played)

God save those pMen say no be our almighty auntie Linda dem try dat one with.. IGP arase fone go don get like 5missed calls.. The whole naija for no hear word with a new campaign

Dis time it'll be SAY NO TO OSOGBO POLICE

KashyBaby:
I ditch those kind of friend...she don't deserved to bounce with me coz she will surely ruin everything...

Berra kip some of these hoes around..dey cud sometimes snatch badluck away from u tinkin dey r smart..
If a bae snatches a potential wife batterer away from u..marries him nd gets d beatings u were meant to get..u no go do thanksgiving?

HateU2:


I just feel like writing again . I think I need to drop my phone inside boiling water or where Gimme suggestions biko!

So, guys, do you always wonder why ladies here don't reply your pms Lemme leak out some secrets (naughtynaughty, I miss you badly ).


Personally, when a guy sends me a pm, the first I do is to check his profile(yes, we all do that).

1. An Abusive person: Imagine checking out a guy's profile and you discover he's the type that abuses virtually everybody here Some are so abusive that they go to the extent of abusing parents of other peeps on line ! Habah! How come are you expecting a lady to reply your pm It shows 'some' of the real you in life. Ladies admire guys that are MAN!

2. No photo: Well, it's not compulsory you post your pix here but we will like to see how you look like before we try to reply your pm. We have under-age kids here now.

3: No enough information: This is annoying. I checked a guy's profile who has been trying to send me pm for months now and I discover that no single info about this guy. He has been a member since 2014, no contribution on any thread, no siggy, no PT and no location!!! You wan make I follow 'ghost' chat ni . Mba! Bro! I no fit reply you oo.

4: Under age: we have age differences here, so we all know the age-type we wanna roll with. If merely looking at your pix(if you have any at all) you look too young for me to roll with, I won't reply you. Chikena! No offence .

5: Personality: I did not actually get a good title for this but you will get the info. I saw a thread yesterday where someone asked 'when is the right time to beat a woman'. You need to see how 'guys' are commenting ! How do you expect me to reply someone that supports beating/hitting a woman!!! It shows your personality offline and it's a huge turn-off biko!

Another point here is someone who is so regular in the 'ashewo joint' in the sexuality section trying to send a pm . You publicly announce that you patronise 'ashewos/oloshos' and you wanna be my friend No! Mba! We cant roll together(personal opinion thou) .

6: Childish behaviour: I have read so much here where guys will come and post chats here and even post pictures of what transpired between a fellow nairalander they met in real life. This kind thing gets dirty and at the end, that girl will have to deactivate simply because she could not take it. Not many ladies are strong enough to handle things strongly. It's very annoying guys! Grow up!


For now, that what I can say. If you like, bash me wella, e no concern me . Who bashing don epp

My ladies, I need to tell you also that it's not all guys that wants to date you if they send pms to you. In my first moniker, I actually met the blogger I'm working with here on NL. It was just a normal pm and he went straight to the point of wanting me to work for him. Simple! I used to write stories and poems in the literature segment then.
So, just look well before you leap(shey I'm correct sha).
It's still me H.A.T.E.U.2

Hmmm,,,ppl are wicked sha...after dis innocent OP wasted productive time composing this epistle..none of una fit even mistakenly click LIKE..even if una no even mean am..
Atleast it wud av made her day..smh

chriskosherbal:
The photo did not display.

Chebi na foto wey dem attach na him no go display.. D OP no even attach anything

Oliviaarims:
He simply wants to impart a larger "audience."

Who says its NL fp is the only definition of 'larger' audience sir?

bobo65:
10 terabyte
That's 10,000gb

its unlimited...
if u actually use it..you'll know

Wahalaboy:
Ehn have you sha followed the link I posted

Ofcuz I've viewed it....stil proves nothin to me..cox dat wasn't wah I was ur afta "ur downfall"
I was actuali comin across u to u as a broda wit d advice tin b4 u threw stones..
Let's not go wit d originality of the post again..I dnt wanna stress u dis mornin OP..I can be incredulous if I wanna be..
We wud argue nd argue til thy kingdom come nd I stil no go bulge..nd it wud greatly derail dis thread of urs..
Do av a nice day mahn

Wahalaboy:
I wrote that post first on my Facebook account. I'll share the link now. Give me 5 mins. Thank you.

Don't bother dude..I was avoidin dis ..lolz
I hate comin across to ppl as an antagonist..
U forced me into meddling in such morally unprofitable affairs dude..
As ur monicker implies..lolz...WAhaLAboY

JUST LET IT GO