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alotofgrace:
Huh?
Because it's getting to the end of the month?
They want to collect salary. They want to bring bill again. They want to cut light again They want us to beg them again

for me and my household April bill is void.. God knows

#nonsense

says who? are the tears of a staunch deeper life lady expensive?

elders thread

taiyesoul:
Is the yeye Prophet still alive pls?

Lolz..u wan go kill am?

for as long as SHE'S good being LORD OF THE RINGS

omonighoblessing:
this my finger has something missing. ........I pray for his time .......take a guess sha.

sister...shiloh never full..go apply
oghene ka ruo ko vwe

Mrbigman1:
U go surprise say one hardworking gentle, successful guy dey ask her out, she go prefer to go soil her hand for adventurous sake, tomorrow she go cry come out in regret.

That's just the chronicle of girls.

I ve taken my time to study em.

nd also endured their suffering

adaweezy:
How does a pipeline leak?

the statistical tendency of a pipeline leakage is infinitesimal to the probability of cash falling out of a bullion van..
4 christ sakes..is dat bullion van a danfo bus..av u even googled to knw aw the insides of a bullion van looks like?..#damn
our credulity for permissive errors as Nigerians is one major problem of the polity..we absorb evry nonsense as permissive possibilities
imagine a bank using second-hand security equipment...

noblepassmercy:
https://mojidelano.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/wp-1461229992559.jpg

According to one Nigerian evangelist, these are the sins that give first class tickets to hell:

ANY CHRISTIAN THAT STILL USES OR INDULGES IN
ANY OF THE FOLLOWING LISTED BELOW IS
ALREALDY ON HIS OR HER WAY TO HELL, EXCEPT
HE OR SHE REPENT
FOR GIRLS/WOMEN
1) weavon
2) attachment
3) rubber thread
4) brazilian hair
5) lipstick
6) cortex
7) eyelash/eyeshadow/eye-brows
make-up
9)bangles
10) earring both big and tiny ones
11) any woman that wears trousers, even if the
trouser is engraved women trouser
12) eye pencil
13) wearing jewry of any type or bead of any type
14) mini skirt, spaggetti, hot mini, show back,
show breast, show waist, or wears any tight
clothes that shows the body cleavag
15) bleaching cream or any cream that changes
the natural colour of the body.
16) drawing of tattoes
17) perming or dying of hair

Full List Here http://trendope.com/2016/04/nigerian-evangelist-lists-sins-that-lead-to-hell/

erm biko wah of the persons workin iat places whr dese tins are being produced
atleast dey are part of the production team

ooh..i see.
so thr are sins dat dont lead to hell
koooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

themall:
Part 2A

Radiographers are not X-RAY LAB technicians. X-ray lab technicians are those professional who develop radiographs usually in the dark room. In the beginning, here in Nigeria, it was this technicians that eventually went yo London to certify as radiographers. There was a FEDERAL SCHOOL OF RADIOGRAPHY here in Lagos, where you could study radiography for three (3) years. Now, you may have to go in through a university's regular system.

There is a world class Diploma being offered at the College of Radiography in London, however the exchange rates forced many students to fall by the way side. It's a three year course leading to Diploma, College of Radiography. (DCR). Unfortunately many Nigerians have this mentality of wanting to pursue prestige, by crazily running after medicine in the university. For many people, who know their pocket, their family background, the need to earn a living with dignity and the quest to have job security, courses such as medicine will be a distant third choice.
As of today there is no independent diploma awarding institution in Nigeria. The Federal School of Radiography, Lagos (Address: *2/4, Taylor Drive, Medical Compound, P. M. B. 1068, Yaba, Lagos. Tel: (01) 862355 ) is now under the University of LAGOS

To be Continued

hmmn...if graduate radiographers aint potential employees...so who does their jobs in their relevant fields of necessity?

DesChyko:
Cool. Then perhaps you should try to cut the ladies some slack. Some may not find the 'brain' talk endearing simply because the world is used to 'heart', same way virtually everyone would prefer pap and beans in separate plates. ;-)
We all know everything about love and loving takes place in the brain, same way both the beans and the pap end up mixed in the stomach, but sometimes, we just ignore the complexities and let it slide

clown
i knew dis was whr u were headed

DesChyko:
I prefer to eat beans and pap from one plate such that they are both mixed together properly. The pap then assumes the colour of the beans with all the ingredients used in cooking the beans scattered in the pap. Do you think there's something wrong with me?

Thrz nothing wrong with u buh the food

At whateva age ur financial capability affords such project

ebosie11:
News of a female Pastor Yvonne who died in a hotel went viral recently.The face of the pastor who lodged with him in hotel has been finally revealed.Pictured above is Pastor Psalm Okpe of Fresh Oil Ministry, who took Yvonne to a hotel in Benin where she passed a night with him without her husband's knowledge and died under controversial circumstances.
Her husband said from the CCTV footage he and his people watched, his wife Lodge in the same room with the pastor, but he had claimed that they were not together. The husband also alleged that the way the pastor was moving as captured by the CCTV showed he knew what led to his wife's death.
Sources say the pastor is in detention but some big pastors are asking the husband to drop the case.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/see-face-of-pastor-who-lodge-with.html?m=1



If you missed the earlier thread, see here https://www.nairaland.com/3045254/yvonne-omoarebokhae-found-dead-hotel

Fresh oil ministry
Hmm...the oye is indeed fresh

smileysmiley:
"I love her so much yes but her pussy is too watery. For every time I want to penetrate, my dick slips out, she is always over wet and it makes the place not
enjoyable, I will just be suffering myself and hitting hard but yet I feel nothing. So most time I have to keep tissue stand by, at every one second I dry her up. Our sex life is getting boring and I have been
managing. How do I break up with her ? What reason do I give her so she does not feel bad ? She is pretty, but the water is just too much".




Oya over to the house. What should he do?

Source : http://www.olofofovillage.com/2016/04/please-how-do-i-break-up-with-her-her.html?m=1

Aint nothin new..
Juz opt for dry sex..thr r drugs dat drys up vaginal fluids during hormonal surges which makes her super dry(if dats wah u want)
NOTE: south Africans prefer dry sex to wet sex anyways

khalhokage:
They stopped making this phone before the 1st IPhone was released, so it what you're saying doesn't even make sense.

Am appalled u've to resort to insults to prove points in an intellectual debate
U ofcuz shud knw I am makin no comparison of both fone sales within d confines of same production period..
U need to digest ur co-debater's points to counter it intellectually
Both fones were produced at different technology periods
..Now my point..which u've refused to grasp is dis..
Irrespective of the times both fones were made..
The fmr is expected to make more sellin units than d latter due to various reasons of which pricing is a factor..
I don't wanna resort to insults..buh as learned as u seem to be..u shud knw dat pricing is a very key factor in the marketability of smartphones,,no mata aw sophisticated the commodity is..
I was only makin sure u the OP takes dat into cognizance..dats all
Another reason d nokia cud sell as much; then, if I may add is market dominance
D competition was not stifled in d technology market like dat of today..
Mobile fone technology was more or less a one-way street wit nokia then..which cud av enhanced such massive sales..
Pls..mk it a point of duty to throw points in debates..not insults..it'll help u learn

khalhokage:
If you were asked to name the top selling smartphone of all time, lemme guess…perhaps you would mention an iPhone model or perhaps a Samsung Galaxy model. Or perhaps you wouldn’t. But if you mentioned either, you would be wrong.

The top selling smartphone of all time belongs to an older generation. Nokia 6600 is a 2003 smartphone running Series 60 2nd Edition (in other words, Symbian OS ). It had a distinctive physical design that stood it out from the crowd, but it was also the most advanced product ever launched by Nokia at the time. Have a look.

https://i1.wp.com/mobilityarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Nokia-6600.jpg

The Nokia 6600 sold 150 million units in its lifetime, and is number 6 on the list of top 10 bestselling mobile phones ever. All the other phones on that list are feature phones. No other smartphone has made it there till date. Production of the 6600 was stopped in 2007.

For perspective, the top selling iPhone model is the iPhone 5 with 70 million units sold, and the bestselling Samsung smartphone is the Galaxy S4 with 80 million units sold.


Mobility Arena

aw e no go sell pass iPhone and samsung
u don forget price factor?
one iphone 5 wud buy nearly a dozen of dat nokia mehn

whytepawn1:
Lol... and what do you think her response will be??

they always smile wit d full understanding of the reason behind d statement.. if dat statement vexes u as a Lady.. plz use d exit door nd never look back..
i treat/pamper my ladies with discipline

divinehand2003:
Lol, my dear some pastors don't know their moral limits.

Do dey even av morals to begin with?

SANDOSKI:
Hmmmm____

Ehm..bae..those ur eyebrows ehn..no here oo

God knows I've never told and wil neva tel a gurl "I LOVE U WITH ALL MY HEART" All I ever said nd wil always say is "I LOVE U WITH ALL MY BRAIN"

delishpot:
Any which way. So the man sleeping with a woman he is not married to is not a slut? He should take what he got and be satisfied. Him hands break abi Dem break his back?

I dey feel u jaree
D irony of dis scenario is dat...over 90% of men want dis kinda lady sef..gimme sex nd gerarahia package..

Bros...its time to wake up from d dream

delishpot:
Well, look at ot from tgis angle.....she gave sex because she wanted it too. With sex both of you enjoy it but with washing your clothes and cleaning your house.... only you enjoy that one.

Nice 1...dats wah demma call a business-minded slut

micfoley:
It seems to be a trend these days. Was listening to a radio programme few months back. Ladies were asked if they would financially support their wedding. 90% of ladies that called said they wouldn't even if they are working and had the financial means to do so. I was shocked to say the least.
Many of them were like he's the one that wants to marry me so he should show his seriousness by footing all the bills. I can support him once l become his wife.

Now..dis same women wud start askin why naijan men are so possessive, bossy etc
Women seem to forget dat dey demsefs put dis men in such position to treat dem as acquired goods wit d idiotic mentality of "man must provide evritin"

Simple ..don't complain wen men av d mentality of "do as I say/want or pack out of d ause"

kajoula:
[size=18pt]laugh wan bust me oooo


Ibadan men una dey here ?[/size]

everybode say yehyeh

Mehn..ibadan men go bleach so tey their hand go resemble roasted plantain

faruku104:
lol it still beats me why men bleach.... wetin dem dey find?

LoverMen

Kelvin0:
"Pidgin" English or brokin English (as it is called) originated during the slave trade era as a means of communication between the Europeans and the Africans, according to a novel by Chinua Achebe "the Europeans seemed to speak through their noses" , this made communication with the locals an herculean task, thus the need to integrate the English language with their local diet for better understanding this marked the beginning of the pidgin English. It
was the language used in their business transaction.
After that era, the language stayed on as a means of communication amongst the people because of the many different African languages; In Nigeria, for example there are over five hundred different languages . like most languages, it has really evolved with new words been added at regular intervals.

Wikipedia defines Nigerian (naija) pidgin as an English-based pidgin and creole( dialect formed from two languages which has developed from a pidgin to become a first language. ) language spoken as a
lingua franca across Nigeria. Most people call it brokin English.

By implications the pidgin English we use today in our day to day verbal communication must have been coined out from two or more languages, this statement may be true to some extent.

Consider the following example

"Walk" pidgin form "Waka" (Origin:English)
As i dey " waka" my own, na so i jam Talleasty1 for road....

Also consider

"you sabi do am?" means "do you know how
to do it?" "Sabi" means "to know" or "to know
how to" just as "to know" is "saber" in
Portuguese and Spanish. Also, Pikin or
Pickaninny is from the Spanish and
Portuguese word "pequeño"/"pequeno" to
mean "small". (remember the binis n d Portuguese)

However there are some complicated forms of pidgin whose origin one can never traced, how they became very popular among our traditional pidgin is what i still find difficult to understand.

Below are five most used pidgin words in naija which cannot be said to have originated from any language whatsoever.

5. "Kuku" : how this word found itself in our day to day pidgin English remains a wonder.. Who was the first person that used it, how did the first recipient of the word decipher the meaning, maybe the language was aided with talking fingers then, who knows.

Husband: mama Tina leave my shirt

Mama Tina: I know go leave am, where Tina school fees and money for food, useless man.

Husband: lands her(mama Tina) a very serious slap

Mama Tina: (with tears rushing down her eyes) make u KUKU kill me, kill me o..

4. Mama : hmm, u are probably wondering what mama is doing inside this list, when we all know it means mother, but wait! hunger dey Mama me o, lol. Na so rain Mama [/i]me yesterday from work

3. [i] Knack : this one, lol, d bad guys are already thinking spoil "Hungerbad don knack the babe tire" ewooo dem don knack my Pikin jazz.. Naijaboiy abeg wetin dey Knack for your time.


2. Una(ina) abeg if una reach class make ina keep sit for me. Hmm shooor

1. Yeye :, all this yeye children of nowadays wey no get respect for their elders go come jump enter this thread now come dey bash me

Lalasticlala, ishilove make una kuku move this yeye thread to the appropriate section and then to fp na Abi hunger dey Mama una by this time of the day wey 1 don knack already.

Atimes una thread owners dey vex me sef with misnomers as topics
Why u go put "and their origins" for thr like say u sabi am alredi..
U juz make me waste my time readin dis epistle..
Now.. my eba water don cold again..mtcheew