D-Explorer:
I'm having fun in here. Please let Kunletiwoo give us his rating on Sijo's wooing lines with reason(s). Thanks

Like seriously, I'm rating those Sijo's lines 9.5%.

Reasons: Those lines were so captivating such that I had to read them over again, cos I needed to feel the way I felt when I first read it. Hmmmmmm! what else can I say? **blow her a kiss** you are a darling.

Idowuogbo:
Looool... I don spoil runz o!

lola.luv:


And so? If you wan join, make you talk. I still fit order for more.

acidosis™:

why u dey grin

you chop expired gala

chronique:

hehehe... u wont kill me wit lafta. I guess dat's DERAILERS ASSOCIATION of NAIRALAND(D.A.N)....lmao.

Idowuogbo:
Hin name Kunle? Hmmmm.. Na so underground paroles dey unveil o

gree-die:

i saw it too but didn't want to comment

binger: hahaha! Gala no dey expire!

Sijo01:

Ewoooh, i tink say na only me see am o.
Kunle, kunle*tinking* wait a minute, is kunle cheating?? Omg! I cnt blive dis.

D-Explorer:

From ItsModella to Binger.

1 universe, 9 planets, 204countries, 809 islands, 7continents, 7 seas, 7 billion people and out of a vast number of members on Nairaland, I am writing this particularly to you. Wow, I can't believe myself but screw it, I'm forging ahead with this.
I can hold it no longer, the time has finally come for me to eat that humble pie and share with you my thoughts, my feelings, the reasons behind my actions. I noticed you the very first moment you arrived at the romance section. The perfect blend of English and Igbo in your posts could not escape my eye. With so much informality, you turn complex situations into easy ones. I love the way you apply passion to whatever you set your heart to. Binger, I love your humor, your candor, your passion.
*Laughs*
You know each time I come
across your posts, I get butterflies in my stomach. I wasn't bothered initially because I didn't understand the feeling. But as time passed on, this feeling got stronger, more powerful to the point where each time I see your moniker, my breath stops, my heart skips a beat. Each time I feel lost and out of touch with reality, I read your posts and I feel safe again, I smile. I feel miserable when I don't see you for two straight days. I have tried with all the might in me to ignore this plethora of mixed feelings but after much inner searching, it has finally dawned on me that I AM IN LOVE.
Yeah I know, it sounds strange coming from a person of my nature but that is just the plain truth. How else can I explain the tingle I feel each time I sight your moniker? My love runs deeper than I ever thought it possible to love a fellow human being. I never even thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much until now. But with each passing day, my love for you grows, way beyond the scope of my heart. You have
become that vital adhesive that holds my soul together, the very part of me that is the reason for my existence. In a few words, I breathe for you.
At this point, I know I'm probably failing miserably at putting to words my feelings for you but it's still worth the try. Accept me and our love will become the perfect example of how true love should be. Together, our love would be a strong one, surviving everything even death. I long to lay in your strong arms and whisper to you for the rest of my life how much I love you. I want to fall asleep in your arms and wake up to your alluring smile. I want to always look into your sparkling eyes, I want to always brush my lips with yours. I want you to flow into me. I want to smile with you as your dreams come true. I want to cry with you when things go awry. I want to share with you your joy and your sorrow. I want to be the one you talk about with so much love and pride to your friends. I want to be just more than a friend. I want to be your everything.
Binger, odogwu' m, dike'm, will you have me as your lover, confidant and best friend?

flanrey:

Yes o, very interested...
As far that mod is paying
i must chop him money this christmas

kunletiwoo:

Like seriously, I'm rating those Sijo's lines 9.5%.

Reasons: Those lines were so captivating such that I had to read them over again, cos I needed to feel the way I felt when I first read it. Hmmmmmm! what else can I say? **blow her a kiss** you are a darling.

Here we have it. Score 9.5.. Congrats to Sijo01, Nairaland history will always wear your name, that this day, your wooing lines captivated a young man to a point of thought-loss and confusion We await other SLOTS. Thanks again

Idowuogbo:
Her breathe stops ke? I no understand o!

Idowuogbo:
Her breathe stops ke? I no understand o!

shush jor, no try to spoil my market

Oahray: leave am jawe

ItsModella: @D-Ex, pls space the paragraphs out...thanks.

D-Explorer:

From ItsModella to Binger.

1 universe, 9 planets, 204countries, 809 islands, 7continents, 7 seas, 7 billion people and out of a vast number of members on Nairaland, I am writing this particularly to you. Wow, I can't believe myself but screw it, I'm forging ahead with this.
I can hold it no longer, the time has finally come for me to eat that humble pie and share with you my thoughts, my feelings, the reasons behind my actions. I noticed you the very first moment you arrived at the romance section. The perfect blend of English and Igbo in your posts could not escape my eye. With so much informality, you turn complex situations into easy ones. I love the way you apply passion to whatever you set your heart to. Binger, I love your humor, your candor, your passion.
*Laughs*
You know each time I come
across your posts, I get butterflies in my stomach. I wasn't bothered initially because I didn't understand the feeling. But as time passed on, this feeling got stronger, more powerful to the point where each time I see your moniker, my breath stops, my heart skips a beat. Each time I feel lost and out of touch with reality, I read your posts and I feel safe again, I smile. I feel miserable when I don't see you for two straight days. I have tried with all the might in me to ignore this plethora of mixed feelings but after much inner searching, it has finally dawned on me that I AM IN LOVE.
Yeah I know, it sounds strange coming from a person of my nature but that is just the plain truth. How else can I explain the tingle I feel each time I sight your moniker? My love runs deeper than I ever thought it possible to love a fellow human being. I never even thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much until now. But with each passing day, my love for you grows, way beyond the scope of my heart. You have
become that vital adhesive that holds my soul together, the very part of me that is the reason for my existence. In a few words, I breathe for you.
At this point, I know I'm probably failing miserably at putting to words my feelings for you but it's still worth the try. Accept me and our love will become the perfect example of how true love should be. Together, our love would be a strong one, surviving everything even death. I long to lay in your strong arms and whisper to you for the rest of my life how much I love you. I want to fall asleep in your arms and wake up to your alluring smile. I want to always look into your sparkling eyes, I want to always brush my lips with yours. I want you to flow into me. I want to smile with you as your dreams come true. I want to cry with you when things go awry. I want to share with you your joy and your sorrow. I want to be the one you talk about with so much love and pride to your friends. I want to be just more than a friend. I want to be your everything.
Binger, odogwu' m, dike'm, will you have me as your lover, confidant and best friend?

D-Explorer:

I'm on mobile too dear. He won't see the jointed words sef, you don kill am

Idowuogbo:
Leave kini? I no understand dat part now... Wen d tin stop, na binger go do d mouth to mouth?

ItsModella:
shush jor, no try to spoil my market

lola.luv:


Pesin wey no gel wit kilz no fit chop im awuf...e go run ur belle!

#tastes the nkwobi, sips malt and reads more wooing lines.

Oahray: b4 nko? Abi you go like do am?