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Omo wan time … I go clean up my operation scars @ one big hospital and was heading back home.

There was this lady inside the bus I took, she dey abuse the driver and next minute another passenger.

I have a bag pack,and she was sitting on the first seat, I pleaded so she could move inside so I can seat easily.

She no dey answer me self,another passenger eye me to come and seat beside her.Which I did jejelly.

Madam badass come say I look at her some how,with all the pains I no even answer her.

She stood up and b4 u know it, na slap oh.


The lady that gave me a sign to seat down, come dey look say … abi this bros don craze ni.

SHe come ask me,u no go slap her back? I smiled and open up my shirt to show her my long line of stitches.



I no know saw na Mrs Jet Lee.




Only 1 Headbutt….. and her mouth turned Reddish in color,the second moves was a thunderous slap.

She wan run,2 Ladies wey the film dey Totorri come hold her say,today U must fight ….


She begged after 7th slapsssssss,imagine the idiot na our new house help. She got the second rounds of beating at home��

Some ladies are just,simply Mad.

SouthSouth1914:
I guess Buhari wasn’t democratically elected as we assumed! Shameless old hag

He was APC elected

[quote author=Rissimenky post=102564308]OBASANJO SAID:



Exact same thing I've been saying on this forum for months. You break up Nigeria, you diminish yourselves into little weak republics like Sierra Leone, with zero guarantee of prosperity.



Sierra Leone,0 guarantee of prosperity

This is the most stupid statement.


Sierra Leone has better road network,electricity and most important safety,pass Naija.
With 1 billion opportunities

A country that can boast of no Robbery,no kidnapping for more than 10 years .

Nigerian VP was walking freely in the local
Market without that una plenty noise and sirens.

Don’t say what you don’t know !

Yes oh …. Her name is Mrs bears it all.

In fact Madam and Mom na 5/6



It’s just a blessing. Rarely comes like this oh.


That’s after many love accidents!!

Just got to town and after 3 weeks ,my host took out and ends up showing me a construction company.

We arrived around 7 am, to be on the first list.


Boss was there earlier, saw me smoking weed at the news site, the last conversation is ,Na you de smoke Igbo for my site?

You are fireeeeddddddddddd.

OlayemiAshraf:
Should a man ask for money from his girlfriend or wife

I actually ask for money from my girlfriend with my chest out and I don't feel ashamed... Even when I don't have money for meal, she pays for it without even abusing me ... When she needs money and I have, I don't hesitate to give her ... Actually we elevate by helping each other .....

I've been hearing from some women saying that "a man that asks for money from his girlfriend is a red flag".

Nairalanders, is that true

In this situation,it’s as delicate is riding bicycle without brake to Sabo junction.

Good woman,you no even need to ask.


Bad one ….. every time he is broke,am his only source of help …

Rest In Peace, Sir


And no man of God can see!!!



Stories go flow soon.


How he take … predict him death .

IamPlato:
If a girl can raise her hand to slap a man, she must definitely be in control of that man...


No woman will think of slapping a man who dominates her

When Shekau no go wan die again !!!

Check ur WhatsApp.

sapphiere:
Are you minding these online alpha males? Should I show you my DM to see that they are all hypocrites and don't practise what they preach? I pity their stuppid followers.

Abeg, show us the DM.

Make we see and believe.

Manq:
You guys should discover how to print money with a normal printer.. stop discovering things that are ment to be hidden

Boss,
Na their own money discovery be that oh. One billionaire is already interested and agents are making calls .

stupidmod3:
u people will never learn.
if he knows the odd of games why is he not using it to enrich himself ehh?

Abeg help me tell them …. I tire for the foolishness of my people !!!!

Depressed101:
them nor born you well to slap me, your fellow man say I nor rush you with blow
What kind of fuckery is this, he even change the hand holding the mic, put his phone in his pocket and gained a better stance just to slap a fellow man..

Boss,
Make God no try us…… hmmmmmmm

If man dey under trial,na all this things go happen. Public or for corner,but to be successful without parents,family and friends.

All man has chopped shit and move on to greater heights.

Reply the slap and the man falls down and kick the bucket. The case go move from reply to murder or manslaughter.

Suru - Lere !!!

class001:
Why i don't want to believe that yet is because when she complained once, i tried calling her and i was told i can't make the call because i was already on another call.

Whatsap is crazy sometimes.


All you need is close the whatsap and then open it up and make your call.

Na desert U go see the image of God.


Ask Moses the prophet !!!

Aye O



Enter desert and give God the biggest glory and if the plate turn ehn!!

In my own case, Na beg I dey Beg Baba. Thankfully he answered and sent a helper ……


Next JaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Show us the pictures of the face .

Make we see the damages and then recommend drugs that can reconnect the disconnected face or faces ....



The motive is genuine, for my mother I will do the same,but different mode of attack.


Abeg do Jeje oh.

Motor45Services:
Hahaha, please keep Bihari, We are not interested to give out Camry Pencil light for that Bihari.

Hahahhahahah,
Buhari don cast !!!

Pencil light ,haaaaaaaaaaa

Motor45Services:
More

This are beasts ...


Give me this Machine's and take Bihari ���

heartleboy:
E no suppose draw bubu

AT ALL _AT ALL

ableguy:
Bros I no even sure I will survive it

Hahahhaha

U must survive it ... u are a survivor !!!

Abstain totally from sugary drinks.


Go for only water......



Get some green plantains, 4-5 . Cook with the back,I mean don’t peel of the green cover.

After cooking, don’t peel off.......


Leave the thing to cool down,wella


You can peel off the back after 30 minutes or more .....



Leave am like that ... the plantain go come be Xtra hard .... eat like that,you don’t need to add nothing ...... take water flush am down.


Repeat 2-3 times and am
Sure Big bros .... go mad pass Rottweiler ....

Righteousness2:
The days are damn so Evil. I begin to imagine what so many Folks we don't even hear about go through in the hands of these evil guys.
Some are Dead and their people do not even know. I remember a brother in Christ who was taken away sometime ago. He said right in his front they were beheading people.

He was a son of a Pastor in the Lords Chosen but he didn't Really Believe in our Covenant with GOD as CHOSEN. In the meantime Brethern were praying and interceding. His Dad had got to meet our G.o and he asked does your son follow and Believe what we do here? My pastor prayed with the Father and assured him that GOD will intervene.

It happened that they were taken into a house in the bush. According to the young man, He slept off and in the dream he saw the G.o come to him. He said the G.o was so angry with him and asked him , so you don't believe our covenant with GOD? Why have you not declared yourself?

To cut the long story, when he taken to be Slaughtered he declared himself a CHOSEN and there was a great Confusion in the camp. He said a strange strong wind blew over the camp , lifted the strong man in charge and slammed him on the ground.

The Strong man told him that he had been in this business for years and that he must be killed. The young declared himself a Chosen again and the whole place began to quake and shake mysteriously. The strong man began to scream that they should take the young man away ! He said give him al his things! He is a bad meat.
This was how they took him brought him out to an express road and left him.
The days are Evil ! We need a Strong Covenant relationship with JESUS in these Evil days..

Una don start again .......


Small time .... he drove from Lagos to Sambisa without fuel, because he has the sticker of the G.O on his Car!!!

musicproducer:
soo u a whole u still dey fall for odds matter woww, ask ur self this, why isnt he using it to win n make money?

We know say, na scam from the start !!

Miracood2:
sleeping on the floor is one big mistake u made.

It's either u both sleep on the mattress or she gets another one. Period!

Boss,
That’s the Obioma / Alanu mode activated

RingRoadMafia:
No go find work. Dey find who go send you the moni wey dem suffer for. Oponu!

Registered April 24th

Haaaaaaaaa this people don ..... get Mind oh


Ogun kill all e - beggars

Walkee:
China don't even have 5m army.
Nigeria don't have 2m security personnel combine.

Na true ....

But Y?

Imagine if Naija get 10,000,000 Army
10,000,000 Police
10,000,000 Air Force
10,000,000 Navy



The tactics wey some boys Sabi, to track enemy down no be !!

All the girls wey want bigger, Bum Bum .....


Una don seee ammm


No be by Big bum bum oh

Wetting Man go do?

Wey una no go talk ?