₦airaland Forum

JidennaJason:
“He told the president that if the EFCC must proceed with its probe, then it has to do so with compassion and fear of God.”







Look at the statement I highlighted above and tell me if the cocaine lover called Tinubu is not a big THIEF... Just see how a supposed "Jagaban" is shaking and convulsing like an epileptic patient because he's afraid of being exposed by a young Abdulrasheed Bawa.

I am so delighted that the AGF has seen what the future holds for Nigeria if the Thief called Tinubu mistakenly becomes the president, hence the need to probe him and possibly lock him up.

I have never been a fan of Tinubu, and I want to use this medium to call on those boys here on Nairaland who Tinubu empowered with a plate of Amala and Ewedu to come and rally round the brown teeth drug baron and give him support in this trying times.

Because my brother thief no mean say,I go deny my brother !
Na the person wey him come we know,we never know who will be the next.

U think say Buhari self no be thief

Check your history again ??

The Efcc chairman self na thief ......

Look the uniforms of the officers .... this one no be Naija oh!

Boss.... na good
Man ... he gave you his conditions.



Abeg how long is 4 months?

Na the BANK kill the guy,in this world of fake alert

Tunde835:
That's why women aren't held in high regards. They are very shallow and short sighted. They'll never be there while you're working for the money but when you blow and become successful, they all want to identify with you

Boss,,,
Some small chekeneee go be there .... thru good and bad times !

Zzor:
Agbaya,his mates are showing off their cute kids and family.

With all due respect Ma,

For everything under this beautiful earth,there is an appointment time !

Yusufisraelj:
This one way to go



My brother, na you day do yourself.


You see I've been in this shoe and I can tell you with all sense of responsibility that if today you leave this Earth (God forbid) your parents, siblings and friends will survive 100% without you, I can tell you this for free, you shouldn't attend to every books dropped at request, sending your siblings airtime, What! You must be joker sincerely.

Your approach is making your circle very weak, complacent and entitled.

To circumvent this, you will have to create systems that generate money for your parents since they are old, equally you may want to encourage them to find avenues they could raise money for themselves within the capacity of strength they can muster, without overstressing to themselves, either open a small shop, or a biker to remit funds to them every week or something, just think, you understand your family better than I do.

Secondly you sister must develop herself to become a person with valuable skills she can exchange for money, maybe a hair dresser, tailor, a writer, sells cloth or something, there are businesses she could start with as low as 20K and make good profits to take care of her immediate needs like airtime, pad, transportation to school etc


You keep employing this approach of a miracle worker for every single need within your circle, you will soon become an angry man. Haba

The way it works for me is that I attend to cogent needs that could stress my parents especially when it has to do with heavy payments with short deadlines (school fees and rent), I can't imagine my brother or sister in University expecting me to recharge their phone! I have ensured they develop themselves to become people of value, who can exchange that skill for money.

Correct teacher.........
I know a stingy guy... he is doing very well,because guy no see you,and him no send you.

eternityk:
1.10 million dollars
2.10 million dollars
3.10 million dollars
4.10 million dollars

the only thing I want in this life is money
I could care less about anybody including my father mother family and friends
when poverty do u,you go know the things that really matter in life
as I am now I am broke as fucc
I will do anything for Money
what is the usefulness of some rubbish family
I'm proud of what I said,I could care less of what anyone thinks,I know what I've been through in life to write what I wrote up there

I feel you bro,may you find Favor and los $$$$


Without Mama,you are a soldier without bullets proof..

A man without a woman is not fit to be called a Man....

My daughter my word !!!

Money money money .... so so so sweet

Make Dem no supply boys oh !

bmcariyo:
You loaned your friend N4,000,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you N2,000,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says he can only get you N1,500,000 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept. You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is N15,000,000 in it. You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back N13,500,000 since he only meant to send N1,500,000 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?

1. Send back N13,500,000/=?
2. Take your full N4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire N15,000,000/=?
4......
5...

#FoodForThought

Take my 4mllion and send back his balance !

Any how he want am,for my money ... walahi am ready !!

CobraAnambra:
Little wonder Uzodinma is ruthlessly dealing with you.


Cobra.

See police station for D state wey 2 or 3 elephants dey fight for ...

When we go upgrade abeg ?

madridguy:
Pot calling kettle black which Nigeria politician hand clean with no blood stain.

The un-born ones

Boss leave this people make dem dey,play with them people brain

agwom:
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https://dailytrust.com/niger-abduction-52-year-old-kagara-school-in-sorry-state

I don’t believe any African politician can make heaven !!

Ever8090:
I don't understand, Is Sambisa forest located in Imo state..?

Yes Sir,in their Maps ....... Nigerian army,is this all there is ?

Sufisunni:
So you think the bandits will just come and attack a village without prior surveillance?

Back in the days .... we got all levels of people in every area.

Once D Bad man sights you and complains,you are bleeped.

Because you can’t come and do surveillance make ... Ogbonge people no see you......

And once area 1 and area 2 coordinate your movements.

You no go return to go give report to people wey send you.

Now na only negative moves,the ones wey for defend dey do... they hurt rather than help

No be serious gbegee.

Kundagarten:
This will solidify Muhammadu Buhari as the undisputed king of nepotism. No one comes even close.

BUHARI na king of all African Mad kings

Kriss216:
Why is her face laidat


The Bobo no even send her face

Abeg clean my face jaree

Some make up artist will not make heaven

Newsmic:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/american-arrested-on-murder-charges/amp/

Imagine no picture

As much as BUHARI dey disappoint me.... in term of good,governance....


We shouldn’t forget say,na old General oh ....






In short,where Reno Wan see 1B$

If you can’t accept the fact that you have a boss.... no one will also accept you as the boss.



Jagaban: Brand Aye

Otunba N£¥O, Too much respect for you sir ...

PrinceOfLagos:
In a saner clime, a man like you woulda been cooling off in prison.

Boss the world at large is full of crimes.....and criminals.

See Obama walking cool .... u know how many them kill?

I am not supporting buratai’s bad moves or actions... but no be only we do bad!!!

Vacate pls. They are chasing you to your blessings !!

Alexxyz:
chai sense will not kill you.you must be good in management.

Boss .....
once I was flying and an old man died on board. As per Air traveling regulations, body must be unloaded at the next airport.

2 young men were traveling with the Pa. as soon as the flight landed the kids,said no one will drop their late dad... they were begging and ready to fight,for the flight to go with the corpse since their original destination is like 30 minutes more..

As soon as we landed,and I saw the boys crying,I spoke to few matured minds to go do the kids taking while I go search for cash,

I started myself and other good will people came up with ever currency you can think of. By the time I was going for second round we got more than 5000$.

Believe me as soon as I announced that we got 5k$. The boys stopped crying and agreed that they should call for air port ambulance so the can move their late Dad to the nearest morgue.

I got emails from a VVIP on that flight and from the airline. My joy is the situation was well handled.

Easy situation ..... where are the smarties,among the families and friend.

Next pastor comes out and start the officiating .....


Sorry our big pastor has bad temper .... and have asked me to take over ... laughs and den we move to immediate joining of the bride and Oko Iyawo ....


Thanks for coming ... rice and stew !!!

samuel900:
Now......everything he had work for will fade away within a year.? how many souls has he bless when he was alive. What is the use of Bolu 1, Bolu 2 - Bolu 30? Am here crying everyday for just 2Million naira to settle the debt of my life and have my peace.

Good bless you and help you out with your 2million debt. The use of Bolu 1 and Bolu 2 is gain of the hard work.

After all the man don die,na so him for still die,if e no enjoy !

Keep hustling oh, and make sure you enjoy when you make it....because na so one person go still talk ... after you die ....say you no try at all ..... say you no help am .... even when he no be your family and you no Sabi am self .

And buhari is calling Biafra guys terrorists ??


I can happily say it now .... BUHARI na Cow brain dey him head ....

If na south this pictures comes from. Both the cleric and his people’s will be visitors to mother fucking DSS.....

But since na senior brother send Junior bro, make he go see, their small small brothers..... no cause for alarm...


BUHARI ask Shagari, Abacha and Shehu. How Nigerian karma be ?

Naija Naija Naija for sale !!!!


See how Naija finish ... no respect for living or the dead ...

No DNA ... nothing to make the family of the late people get to know ... say na their uncle or brother or mama be this oh.



Born in Naija and die in Naija = na case for where we dey go!!

dinggle:
See GEJ speaking like Nigeria's next president ... Abi him don buy Northern Ashawo market? because na only North dey give Tinubu audio president today, give Imo supreme court governor president tomorrow, come give GEJ next tomorrow ....
On a serious note, Myanmar military Juntas are like North Korea the only difference is that they are not skilled in producing nuclear bombs. But those guys are as bad as Kim, talking from personal encounter, was there during the days of Bill Clinton when Suu Kyi was famously under house arrest. They dealt with her and everyone who spoke on her behalf. Yeye people, that country is so poor, yet they have a lot of precious stones but they wont let you take it out even if you buy it. Suu Kyi betrayed everyone who spoke and fought for the democracy she enjoyed. What she did to the Muslims was regrettable. She has no soul and I hope the west leave her to carry her cross.

11100% correct .... the airport na only precious stones they dey find for passengers belongings .

ShackWes:
which country be Myanmar again ?

I'm sure still better than Nigeria

One Yeye country. Imagine Ghana gets their online Visa.... and Naija have to apply at their embassy,wey be like Mama Bashira Restaurants.