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Abeg what kind of kissing do you kiss with eyes opened?


Kissing is best done with eyes closed


It's kinda like reflex for me sha


Close your eyes and let is flowww

It's Christmas!!!

Why can't people just stick it


It's Christmas!!!!


Not Xmas

Elantracey:
I don't o

Let's not derail this thread.

Elantracey:
for where?

You know now

Elantracey:
keep dreaming you hear

I only see visions

AgapeCharis:
u and dx 1one sef

I'm suspecting something.

Rather let me say, I can read d handwriting on d wall

Eleganza?

or

Bic handwriting?

Elantracey:
hehehe


this is going to be interesting



1one come and confess o

I see you've already named yours

quivah:
but front and back is always part of the criteria.. before we even table out our potentials, we don disqualify already..

So

So

So

Not

True

Ishilove:
I blush...

I'm sorry I did not accept your marriage proposal. You are such a great guy and all, but you are just too young. I prefer my men aged and wizened.

Yeeeeeepas!!!




Wizened ko... Abi Wizard of Oz ni

So Ishilove you're now into sugar daddy tinz abi

You want a man that instead of putting maggi in his soup for flavor, you'd be grinding Viagra pills abi

Chaii

striktlymi:
ujsizzle

I would recommend her to any very good guy.

SECONDED.

tooltip:
I dont know many female romance-landers but your reasons are not enough to validate any one of them as being up to 2 yards of wife material yet.

The only bae i see among them is mizmycoli, akwa nwa , i'll humbly love to chair the committee that will screen your e- suitors, ma'm; I think she has attained a high level of emotional intelligence and wisdom that projects her light years away from her peers.

Sorry to bust your bubble @ emusmith , every woman has a wild side, it just takes a "bad" guy to pick those rusty locks.

SECONDED

Ishilove:
Your's sounds very feminine

I would have told you to prove it by uploading my laughter

But then... I don't want all Nairaland sweeties to fall in love with me...

Your own love is okay and I have that already

Ishilove:
Better. I don't want half the guys on NL to fall in love with me once they hear my segzy laugh

Lool


Touché

Ishilove:
Do your illest...

If not that today is Sunday.


Awon malachi ti ba mi wi pe, I should not upload it

You're lucky

Ishilove:
Lmao!!

Excuse me, my laughter sounds like the sweet sound of tinkling bells

Taaaaaar!!!

Make I no vex upload one of your laughs ooo..


Oya beg me

herald9:
Seun is an angry god

Which of the gods?

Sango?.

Obatala?

Thor?

Zeus?

Feranmicharles:
Is this funny to u at all

Is your name Seun?

Some days ago, Seun opened a thread to garner the opinions of Nairalanders about the regular update of the Front page... Apart from the fact that Seun didn't, as of the time of filing this report , respond to the suggestions that were contributed on that thread, the very few posts he responded to; you could virtually see him doing like this while typing " "

So the question is, does Seun laugh?

Even when he comments on light hearted threads in the romance section, I can't just still picture his face like this "". And trust me I have a very creative and prolific imagination, but every time I try to picture Seun like this "", I end up getting stacks of this " "

If you comb through all the posts from Nairaland's inception, Seun has never made any comment with "" " " " " and I don't think it has to do with the fact that he's a Super moderator, at least Latisclacla,(I don't think I can ever get this spelling right) TheRealMrStan, and Ishilove lend us their "" from time to time.. Infact if you hear Ishilove's laugh....It sounds like a train of thunder claps..."GiGuGuGuGuGuGu"

So Seun, please indulge a reply to this post,

Do you laugh?

If you do, then, according to the ever useful law of authentication on nairaland - Picture or....

Please o

Pardon my ignorance


Abeg... What's a thigh gap?

I've honestly never heard it before

MizMyColi:
Nna, this is just suggestion na. Lolz.

The main show should start around 27th. Lolz

Ohh Ohh Ohh

I didn't know o

I guess I skipped that part out when I was read the introduction.

Issokay

MizMyColi


Nne what is happening now

I'm still waiting for the pictures

Abi I'm I missing the point of the game?

christouk:
She was so beautiful d vry first day I set my eyez on her.. At d market and we r still vry strong

Strong as how?

OP


You know there's no rule in life that states you MUST MARRY

If you have all these fears and anxieties about marriage.. Ma'm I think it's best you remain single.

There are many people who live through life, happy and die single.

So you may want to consider that option.

Marriage is strictly a choice and from all what's you've said, I think you're too self absorbed to think of marriage.

tosyne2much:
the bolded.. Oya do d needful

Na you go do the needful now

Me I just dey low key dey observe

Me I'm sha keeping my eyes peeled for threads on

- "Female Romancelanders that are likely virgins"

-"Female Romancelanders that are likely secondary virgins"

-"Female Romancelanders that are likely single"

-"Female Romancelanders that are likely, seriously looking for marriage"

-"Female Romancelanders above 25"

-"Top 10 teen-female Romancelanders"


Tosyne2much should I continue?



Oya come and do thesis research on atleast one of these topics



#MoonWalksOutOfThread#

Mizzzy Mizzzy on the Saturday morning drive


Following...

Elantracey:
I almost got used to using the 'X' abbreviation but thank God I saw how deforming it was and quickly snapped out of it.

Yeah... That's true... it's very easy to just slip into it and pass it off as an ordinary term "xmas" but it's not. Many children don't even know what the word is originally, because they've been too familiar with its adulterated form.

Social media by all accounts has eaten deep into our individual and collective system of communication, keeping up with friends, relatives, business partners and colleagues has become a seamless exercise, with the tap of a button you can express ideas, opinions and emotions with people from all over the world, almost concurrently.

Many of us per time, are on Facebook , BBM , and whatsapp chatting away and having fun and perhaps the need to keep the conversations fluid and less static across these platforms has fed the lavish use of abbreviations , with each passing day we wake up to the lingua delight of newly formed shorthands, slangs and/or abbreviations and without giving it any thought, we take it in and it becomes a part of our chatting lexicon.


We are Five days away from celebrating a moment in time and history that I personally feel is the best thing that has happened to the human race- December 25th ....and so as we lay on our beds, driving in our cars, waiting for our flights, walking down the road, sending good will messages about the season... Let us give this season and the meaning and importance it reflects a little social media lingua courtesy -

"X" did not die for you... "X" did not shed his blood for you, it is not by "X's" stripes that you are healed, "X" does not give you access to grace and the throne of your maker...The person, power and meaning of the season is CHRIST... CHRIST died for you, It is by the blood of Christ your sins and mine are forgiven... The season is CHRISTMAS!!! , not Xmas... My Lord and Savior, Your Lord and Savior does not belong to the cast of the popular Hollywood movie/series - Xmen-

He is the CHRIST.
He is the SAVIOR
He is LORD
He is the only reason for the season, the season of CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

udysweet:
No not so u won't belived I ddnt know my email settings deletes msgs after 30days! Chai! D tin pain me,jus changed d settings now,and my oda phone I no get money for android data now,I wld hav copied out my sent msgs and I'll see the email address I'm very sure. Ok no worry,I go find am*tongue out*

Ehhnn dey find am

udysweet:
Thanks for the prompt reply,hoverer of NL,lmao! Hope our January deal is still on? Please send me an email,cnt find ur details again,mbok. Tanchu sir!

Hehehe

It's still on

You can't find my details again abi


I will send you email very well


You go wait tire

Elantracey:
Your bad network here hooked it on the way but thank God it finally landed safely

Indeed

Elantracey:
Must you twist everything ehn.

Lol

You're the one that's gingering the twisting na