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 Romance › Re: Some Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Sending Nairaland Babes Pm. by 1one: 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
So I've sent 5pms (I'm not talking about 5'Oclock oo  ) to 5 different ladies this year...Two out of those 5pms were initiated by the ladies... and we've had a very fluid, cordial rapport since then...The key to sending a PM that can't be turned down to a girl on Nairaland is this-[b] 1. Have a very thick, palpable banter-traffic between the both of you, let it be so thick that the girl herself will start asking "Ahh Ahhh what is wrong with this guy sef, he should just send me a PM nooooooow, so that we can talk better" 2. Know the type of girl you send a PM, some girls here are so mature, the sight of your pm won't make them start jumping on thier chairs giving thanks to God...When they see it, they reply as soon as they can... Some other girls on the other hand, crave attention so much that when you actually do send them, they may stare at the pm for days saying to themselves "Ehn heeen...so na me Naijaboiy send PM ... I will not touch my phone again, let me go and frame the phone and hang on my wall" .... In summary, know the type of girls you send Pms, there are girls here that have different psychological disturbances...So be very selective, personally there are some female monikers I never quote/mention/like/share not to talk of pming. 3. Pm is not food...If you don't pm you won't die. [/b] Gaskiya Sikena! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Word "Dear" Does It Mean Anything Special by 1one: 11:02am On Dec 24, 2014 |
"Dear" is the singular, most annoyingly disgustingly distasteful word I know.... I hate that word like GEJ hates APC  Personally, I feel it's a very patronising word |
| Romance › Re: Drop An Emotional Message For Your Future Spouse by 1one: 10:32am On Dec 24, 2014 |
So I designed something sometime in August that falls in line with the topic of the thread. They are basically 30promises to my future wife... I have uploaded one of those promises 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:34pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:Ohh really? Sitdon on wetin?? Oya e don do.... Make we no derail this thread again... Na correct thread be this |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:31pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
tosyne2much: Dey dia dey reason am She knows what I'm talking about  |
| Romance › Re: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by 1one: 8:28pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Whoever is the mod that brought this to front page May your data bundle begin to mysteriously finish till the end of this year May your phone or laptop battery begin to mysteriously run flat even after charging for 5 hours Rubbish! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:25pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:Wetin be the another use wey you know Oya talk |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:18pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:Wetin dem dey use am do before Na me go tell you wetin you go use your own yansh do  |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:11pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:The yansh now |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 8:08pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 7:59pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:As a good girl I'm surprised you know what yansh means 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 7:55pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 7:54pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Elantracey:Hahahahaha!!! If you know that what you're saying is true.. Oya screen grab your evidence let's see |
| Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by 1one: 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
As someone said earlier.... You can usually tell if a girl is boring in just 5mins of chatting with her... I've had my experience(s) and trust me, I'm a very bubbly, animated person both online and offline... So if I can say a lady is boring, then her case don pass be careful... She needs 7 strong pastors, with 7 big anointing oyeeels to come and cast that bad spirit of boringness wey follow her from village commot. I will always say it, if you're dealing with a girl that thinks she's a prized possession, so prized that she sees no reason to put any effort in the conversation, come on, the delete button is a tax-free resource..... Delete her. It's as simple as that. No need to clog your bbm with grave yard girls. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I Just Can't Resist Her Sister by 1one: 1:18pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
You are an idiooot!!! For a friend. 4 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 11:40am On Dec 23, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: Can You Continue Dating Your Spouse After You Caught Him/her Cheating On You? by 1one: 12:36am On Dec 23, 2014 |
No. |
| Romance › Re: I Stopped Being A Nice Guy From Today by 1one: 12:33am On Dec 23, 2014 |
Trust me, if a lady does not want you, buy her the world and she would still let you know sooner or later. My suggestion is that you let her be before you become friendzoned.Word. |
| Romance › Re: . by 1one: 10:45pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
So if he's interested... He should send you a message?... Why?...Because you are what?.. Some of you girls will be treating yourself like okin biscuit wey Abokiii dey sell. So you can not send a message abi? You come here without a picture.. No Nairaland pedigree and you want a well meaning, decent guy to send you a message? Who knows if you're a black widow or a ritualist Pack one side o jare |
| Romance › Re: Who's Supposed To Pay The Bills On A Date? by 1one: 10:33pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
CuteEmma:Spilled what?  |
| Romance › Re: Can You Please Gimme Space To Pursue My Career by 1one: 9:17pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Dude is confused 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Is This Normal by 1one: 1:12pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: Is This Normal by 1one: 1:00pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
jmoore:So since you're turning 30 next year You would still wait 10more years for your life to begin? |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 12:56pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Elantracey:Naah no be me oooo... My own poo too dey sweet... If na my poo, you for dey do mouth like this "  " and not "" |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 12:19pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Elantracey:Why is this one doing her mouth as if she chop shiiit |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 12:12pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Elantracey:  |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 11:53am On Dec 22, 2014 |
AdeniyiA:Chaiii... You don go call am |
| Forum Games › Re: THINK-IN. by 1one(op): 11:47am On Dec 22, 2014 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Do I Look Like A LovePeddler To You Guys, To The Useless Guys Pls Stop The Pm by 1one: 11:42am On Dec 22, 2014 |
"Do I look like a love peddler "That's actually a no brainer 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is This Normal by 1one: 11:31am On Dec 22, 2014 |
Rolly83:So in summary, from your own standpoint, it's okay for a guy to be without a meaningful, functional, romantic relationship till when he's 35? |
| Romance › Re: Is This Normal by 1one: 10:58am On Dec 22, 2014 |
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| Romance › Re: Is This Normal by 1one: 10:43am On Dec 22, 2014 |
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