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Stephxoblessed:
Not all churches support tithe you know.

Errrrrrm... I thought tithing was supposed to be a Christian-thing?.. not a church-thing?

Come oooo.... So nobody has mentioned tithe?


Not even first fruit?

Stephxoblessed:
What are they for?

The pencil and paper are for the names of the potential wife materials on this thread

The eraser is to clean out the names of the ones that fall short after comparing what they've said with the other ones who said something more reasonable, objective and maybe noble

Stephxoblessed:
Dont you think its possible that i post one thing and do another when the money is in my possesion?

Ermmm...


Well....


Actually...


Hmmmm....

Okay...Okay... Keep those comments coming ladies..


I have a pencil, an eraser and a plain sheet.

That moment where you're observing this thread as a guy, looking for a potential wife that would be able to prudently manage your riches.

xynerise:
Mtcheww! If you are not ready to kiss my dry grey lips then forget it.

Which guy get time for this rubbish procedures?

Those that are air-headed and have nothing better to do with their time.

Imagine doing all these because of pink lips?


So if you now eventually meet the love of your life and she completely hates pink lips abeg what will you do...

Any guy that does what the OP has suggested is just a waste of the XY chromosome.

anthoniaz:
Hahahahaha

Kikikikkikikikikiki

Permit me to ask....

At your age, why are you not married yet?

Or more so, why don't you have a relationship

Money shouldn't be a problem... You work in an auditing firm and I'm sure you're not a Janitor, because even Janitors in major auditing firms earn reasonably "fair"

whitemosquito:
So, u admit that you have a looooot of work to be done on yourself? Interesting.

Btw, thats poor sales technique..you should have suggested another type of bulb for me to buy...or do you want me to take my business elsewhere?
And yes Im a 'transformer', the amt of 'electricity' I generate can only be handled by a 'bulb' of unique specs.

Ohh ofcourse, getting better is a progressively continuous process....and yes even though subliminally reflected in my post, I'm working on getting better.. it doesn't however mean that "where" I am right now or rather the amount of watts i'm generating right now is what any other average bulb company can generate... It takes a loooooooot of power to generate the watts that I presently generate.

I could have given you another option, true.. But what type of a company would we be, if we can't grant the customers their very particular desire but instead try to manipulate or coerce them into settling for less than they deserve... So you see our mantra- Absolute Customer Satisfaction is not just lip service, we live up to it and that's why I suggested you have a little patience - Your 1000 watts LED, rechargeable bulb is in the works.

This is where people miss it honestly... There's absolutely nothing wrong in wanting a perfect girl , reason being that the perfect girl persona is different for each person, so it's not like she is scarce or unavailable because we are all looking for the same thing; hence the harsh reality of limited supply to overwhelming demand.

For instance, my perfect girl picture is a funny, intelligent, Witty, God revering yoruba girl, abeg tell me... What is so far-fetched about this.


People often settle for way less than they deserve all under the thought that you can't find the perfect girl... I think not... You can find the perfect girl for you, because there's a perfection you seek that's absolutely peculiar to you.

As far as I'm concerned....if you're not a Mel... You're missing out of a lot of awesomeness

Mels rock!!!

whitemosquito:
My point exactly. Its possible to be wooed by the packaging and brand, Ovaltine represents, but to be turned off after trying it. In that case, wont switching to another beverage be the logical thing to do? There are no absolutes in the world of dating and romance; you cannot isolate an action and pronounce judgement without considering the circumstances surrounding it, most of which are extenuating.

I was once in a relatnshp where I was deeply unhappy...other 'milos' and 'bournvitas' came arnd, but I found it impossible to double date. I later left my ovaltine, but milo and bournvita were no longer available. Na who come loose pass?

Now, *large smile* I can double date.....but Iv always chosen not to..

Ofcourse, if you're in a relationship that's less than satisfying, ohh sure, by all means possible, leave, my gripe is with the habit of [some] ladies who accommodate the hunger for other beverages when the milo they have is still very very tasty, all under the guise of not wanting to put all " your beverages in one shelf".... Behaviors like that kill any form of commitment and purpose...Double dating, triple dating or even in a faint sense, in the case of the OP-penta dating has become the tenet for [some] ladies and quite frankly that's unfortunate.


Seeing as you've said double dating is not your thing - I give you major props for that. I hope you can maintain that stand till wedding bells.

clemz85:
ayaf laugh die

dis thread is making sense

HoHoihoihoihoi

You see the name whitemosquito
You shouldn't expect such a personality not to be interesting.

whitemosquito:
LED. 1000 watts. Preferably rechargeable.

Ahhh e yen tu le ooo

1000 watts?

LED?

Rechargeable?

You want to turn to transformer ni?

Anyways at the moment, we don't have such bulbs in stock or , you know in this lighting business, we only make supplies and provisions according to demands and prior to you nobody has asked for such a specification,.... So I would forward your request to my project manager, who will consequently forward it to the production manager.


I would get back to you as soon as your bulb is made.

With all my English and Phonetics I don't have a business I call my own yet.... So you doing this, personally you may never meet me or come to know me,... But you have my respect!!!

There's almost nothing I can add again to what every other person has said, I believe you're learned enough to sieve them and take the ones that resonate with your own sense of right and wrong.

Have no fear that your business is going to fail.... And if by any means at all, if it fails.. You've learnt a major way to make your next business venture successful.

I don't know what religious sentiment you share... But if you're a Christian - This is what God has said concerning you and your business

Deuteronomy 28:12 (AMP)

The Lord shall open to you His good treasury, the heavens, to give the rain of your land in its season and to bless all the work of your hands ; and you shall lend to many nations, but you shall not borrow.

You rock man!

naijaboiy:
Oh...bros I no go lie some girls for this romance section like dey carry them selves one kyn. They think they're important.

They go about creating silly threads and make the most useless of comments,,when you try to correct they tag you 'Hater'.

These girls think every guy they come across will simply kiss their àss no matter how stùpid they are

I won't be part of that and I won't stop putting common sense in their thick skull.

So delusional

Spoken like a true "Ozunu"

You won't understand that word if you've not watched the movie - "Ninja Assassin"(very tight film like this)

Yeah you're on point on all points.

Especially with the stupid threads thing.

The only sense of validation some of these Romance section girls get in real life is when they log into Nairaland... So you won't blame them when after receiving a couple of pms here and there, they start feeling like swollen garri Ijebu

It's just the way some of them are.

Don't mind them.

naijaboiy:
Yes boss

You could try posting it again.

I talk am... MTN... Shittiest network.

E don pass jare


I just dey wonder why you dey press P for that girl head

zleemshaddy:
nw u knw hw one feels . . B t w where re u 4rm?

But you know all tribes and sects have one form of stereotype or the other that's peculiar to them... So don't allow it bother you too much, I believe we can all choose to carve out our individual personality/behavioral niches irrespective of what's obtainable in our stereotype pool

I'm from Kogi state.

naijaboiy:
Naah it didn't show o

You dey use MTN abi

whitemosquito:
Hi. How much is your bulb?

Lol.

Which one do want to buy?

-40 watts
-60 watts
-100 watts

zleemshaddy:
I dnt really knw abt d marriage ryt stuff bt oda things i hear like 'mbaise ppl always tink dey're wise n cnt be cheated' n 'if i see a snake n mbaise man,dey wil rather kill the mbaise man' can u imagine... Datz jxt bulls#it

Lol...

zleemshaddy:
I just dnt get it , wahtz the ish with mbaise pple u guys just kip saying bad stuffs abt them, tho am 4rm imo n particularly mbaise, i hear pple say they ALL hve d same attitude, THIS IS WRONG, IT PAINS ME EACHTIME I HEAR SUCH... Plzz change ur mentality ,u jxt dnt knw d future of wu u can meet ...


#proudlymbaise # igboboy









1one
grimandevil
chiamaka01

Na because you be guy na...so you may not really see the effect of being an Mbaise..


Have you seen any Mbaise girl here disputing what I've said

Heaven help any guy that wants to marry an igbo girl, especially the one called Adanaya... First daughter tinz... .... If you don't poop money you're not marrying norring

naijaboiy:
Yea?

You no see the meme wey I put for you?

Naijaboiy

Jennimma:
Yes na. I'm a true ada igbo nnu. My moniker is english+igbo.


And yes,i'm imo too

Lobatan!!!

Ghen Ghen!!!



So it continues...


On the blue lean corner, a shot has been fired.. Ohh noooo... Not a shot.. I mean a two hit combo-"Primitive and Animalistic"


Ohhhh nooo.... On the red, good-looking corner, we are awaiting a counter shot




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chibwike:
You re on my thread

Ndo...

But if you look at my post very well... Doesn't it have tease smeared all over

chibwike:
And how does this concern the topic

Ermmm...but I didn't quote you

This is what made me kill someone in Singapore two years ago when the person started fighting but after 5mins he stopped and ran away.... I chased him and killed him!


VickyyB and Naijaboiy!!!

Both of you should jejely come and continue this fight

It must not end till page 50

chimerase2:
erm! Is quite true shaa but dat doesn't mean u shoul run boi save and marry de best
Ma senior brother married a gal frm ikeduru imo state total of everi everi na 1.5 milla
It varies it get some part of imo way cost die
Mbaise too cost wella cost everitin u need in a wife is there
So broda if u gat de moni u go for the best

Being expensive doesn't necessarily reflect worth or value you know... Instead of using 2millon to marry an igbo girl, I would keep part of that money to add to the money for the honey moon... Imagine taking her bungee jumping in South Africa or a one week stay in Burj Alharab... I think that's better than pouring that money on bride price /traditional wedding... It's better to spend money on experiences we can jointly enjoy and live to forever remember and cherish

Jennimma:
1one,whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Lol...

Are you igbo?

Your moniker sounds "northernish"

If you're even igbo, you shouldn't be bothered now, because the "caveat emptor" was issued to Nairaland guys or do you have your gaze one a particular Nairalander? and you're afraid my post may spoil your ministry?