₦airaland Forum

ruthobaz: Nd u said u dn't like it? U sha.....

Is that your natural hair?

MizTyna: Thank u. And yea,i do know Jigawa,lol! You'll still get the phone,but i'll advise you preorder when the site opens again if not you'll pay higher

Oh OK... So in essence are you saying after this initial fad ad buzz with the phone, it would cost higher?... Maybe like 30k in say.. November?

MizTyna... Big ups to you for how articulately you've answered all these questions so far.... I would have really loved to order for the phone but I'm presently in Jigawa state(it's a state in Northern Nigeria, just in case you've not heard of it before).. I wouldn't be in lagos till middle of next month.. I hope the Zero wouldn't have finished by then

marieolae: sick nd tired of men stero typing ladies

Stereotypes don't come out from the air or just a figment of one's biased imagination.... Stereotypes are informed calculations and positions based on prevailing and dominant scenarios... In essence, there's a reason why a man would say "Nigerian ladies love money"... However much a stereotype it is.. At the very basic level it's true..so don't be sick and tired you hear

The power of Andy Blaze... Young Wizzy and Krall... Creating disciples, even female disciples (since 1554) that end up being a liability to the integrity of Nairaland Romance Section.... Hmmm smh.

daryoor: koto aiye

Hahahaa... This got me laughing seriously, I can still remember a scene where the witches were having meeting, Infact in much about the film, witches were having meeting, that film used to give me the creeps back then

-Peeing by the road side while standing; with the two legs spread apart like the distance between the ends of a goal post
- Hitting my body just to emphasize a point, as if the statement she made was supposed to enter into my brain through the part of the body she hit
- Eating food and leaving half of the chicken or meat
-Chewing gum loudly... Making all those "Klaka Klaka" sounds

Repteam: Lols.....good luck with that. Don't forget me when u win

What are you bringing to the table.. .

Repteam: If u r d admin y don't u move it

I've contested for the office.. But the results are not out yet

What is "Romance sectiony" about these list?

chibwike: God bless u, God bless u, God bless u....you just spoke all dat was on my mind...i personally feel dat any guy dat agrees to be a girl's best frnd when he is aware that she has a bf...is either retarded or has a low self-esteem....Real men dont do that crap...Thanks once again bro....am solidly behind you.

Yeah man.. #TeamSayNoToBoyBFF#

7 out of 10 girls would tell you that they prefer having male friends to female friends, which as far as I'm concerned is just Jack SHIIIT... some would say they flow better with male friends...or the male friends get them better... or They connect with them better and they are not as bitchy and petty as their female friends... Blah blah blah.. Oh and ofcourse there are still those out of that number bracket that have a guy as their best friend apart from the guy they claim to be their BOYFRIEND.

The thing is, I don't really still get why a guy would allow himself to be a girl's best friend especially and particularly when the girl has a boyfriend. Most of the time I would guess that guys in these situations get caught up in several shades of emotional pickles because along the line, except the girl is a cruella-faced hunched back person, feelings and attraction would definitely start to bud.

For girls that have a guy as a best buddie and still have a loving boyfriend, I think either consciously or otherwise it's a manipulative tact.. A somewhat "wanting to eat their cake and have it" scenario, because when the boyfriend messes up or is too busy acting up, the best friend is there to talk... In areas where the best friend can't function like romantic outings.. Kisses and smooches etc... The boyfriend is there.. So it just creates a whole lot of emotional complexities for all parties involved

Personally, I don't do all those best buddie to girls shit.. And even when I do.. As soon as you have a boyfriend.. I'm 10000000yards away from you, until we become just mere hi hi buddies and even if/when I have a girl friend, I would make it a duty to back up from all my close female friends... who has time to be furnishing best girl buddie relationships.. Not me.. In the first place why should there be a difference between your best friend and your boyfriend, it's supposed to be an all inclusive ONE SIZE FITS ALL SHOE - Your best friend should be your boyfriend and your boyfriend should be your best friend.... Sikena

By the way... Sorry for the epistle

#INSOMNIATINZS#

HILARIOUS

krall: this is a misunderstanding. The others were true too

Lool... But you've just given yourself away by that statement - "this" one is true

krall: [/b]this one is true[b] if you don't believe I will snap and upload the picture very soon

So you have a pedigree in fibbing and tall tales abi

Such is the plight of nairaland girls with (lovely) pictures... If the girl no get picture for her profile, I wonder wetin the OP go dey dream.. Maybe he would see her in text format... "Temigracie.txt "

slap1: "So, do you like bread?"

I don't do Facebook girls..but if I did, really, this is a good ice breaker, a matured girl with a reasonably textured IQ, studded with a good sense of humor would definitely open up to you after this line.. Many of the female friends I've developed very good rapport with and others I've become good friends with; I've often started with ice breakers like that.... Something off, something queer and odd, something funny and witty, it even helps you to know if she's someone you may develop a serious liking for... Because I've come to realize personally that, having a beautiful girl as a girlfriend or wife is cool.. ... No doubt, but when it's just two of you in the night, under the sheets, maybe before or after sex, it's a good conversation that would feed the future of the relationship.. I can't date someone I don't remotely enjoy talking to or vice versa.... So back to question of the Op.. it's a bad idea starting online chats with those useless regulars: "hi gorgeous, you look sweet".." what's up babe, "..." Hi Sugar you look sweet".... Except you're looking for a fucck mate; even potential Bleep mates sef might not "gel" for that.. So start with something that will throw her off balance in a good way and would have her under breathing the words "This guy is funny"... Enough said

The glasses on the bed rest belongs to the person under the bed?

Really for a Nigerian girl, once you've been friend zoned... Even a nuclear bomb can't break into that zone and free you, I guess all these works in the Caucasian environment

RaphaellaDD: ........neither one of them. In short, my nose is my nose.

Divineluv14: Triangle

Those your eye brows ehn..

No wonder you like triangle

Rehil: blood of Jesus!!hahahahaha

Jesus is Lord

RaphaellaDD: gala? I don't blame you oh.

Ehen now.. Between Gala and puff puff, which one better pass, gala is packaged, protected from flies, puff puff on the hand is.. Well you know . So which would you rather have your nose typify?.. Gala or puff puff

This maryole has been dazzling nairaland guys oo.. I give you hand.. Your picture do you well.

RaphaellaDD: Abeg leave my puff puff nose for me oh

You mean your gala nose

I can just imagine having that nose with Yoghurt

Rehil: hahahahaha tanx.i wil giv u my 5yrs old daughter

I will wait... She just needs 13yrs more to be eligible.. And I'll be in my 40's then.. The patient dog they say...

RaphaellaDD: Hehehe I used to practice with my sisters, until they made me sprain my thumb.Now I listen to the 'do not try this at home' warning.

So I was unconsciously being psychic sef... It's a good thing it's just your thumb, not your nose.. I like your nose . It reminds me of something

RaphaellaDD: Yes oh is it a bad thing?

Ehn now.. See how fine you are, and you wouldn't want someone to spoil that face when you call them for mock Wrestlemania... Ehn would you? Because after watching John Cena vs Chris Jericho (hope I got the name right) You would want to practice the moves with someone

RaphaellaDD: You're not from this world oh thumbs up.

So as pretty as you are.... You're a wrestling fan ehn

Rehil: the so call feminist r just tryin to displace the natural order that God had arranged things.the day a woman considers herself as equal to her husband that day she is pronoucing judgement on herself.may God help us.

You're just too balanced in your comments... I envy your level of understanding... Please do you have a twin sister, or cousin or any female specie that threads the same mindset with you?.. Abeg I want oo.. If you have none, Can I marry your daughter?..

angelTI: [/b]if you follow the guy's eyeball, you would realise he is not directly looking at tiwa....[b]

Bloggers can post anything sha

TRUE

This one that looks like initiation ceremony of a cult... If I were a girl, I wouldn't say yes in such a setting oo. HIAN!