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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Fun N Hot Bbm Group;drop Ur Pins Here To Become A Member by 1one: 8:43pm On Aug 05, 2013
22040985.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Male Friend Needed by 1one: 1:34am On Jul 17, 2013
You guys are just dropping your numbers...what if she wants to use you for digital/E-ritual.






















#punintended#
GamingRe: Download Latest Pc Full Games Here For Free by 1one: 1:32pm On Jul 16, 2013
You rock!!!!...Thanks man.
GamingRe: Download Latest Pc Full Games Here For Free by 1one: 12:09am On Jul 12, 2013
Hi..Thanks for the link,I've not checked it though because I have PES already on my system.

Please can I get links to:
-Splinter cell conviction
-Battle field 3 or 4
-Call of duty 4 modern warfare
-Crysis warhead

I might have gone a bit over the top in my requests...sorry about that #olivetwisttinz#

Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Get A Job Or Possibly Increase You Chance Of Getting A Job In Nigeria by 1one: 5:45pm On Jul 09, 2013
This is a very read-worthy post,very comprehensive,sincere and relatable.I'll be going for service in september/october thereabout because i just graduated last month but even though it seems like "more than one whole year" between now and POP,I'll be sure to keep these points close to heart,if possible I'll start sending my CV out now because I really hate the thought of sitting idle athome without contributing some sort of substance to my family and the society at large...so in one summarised sentence-Thank you for the post.
PhonesRe: Android Tablet Discussion Thread by 1one: 11:04pm On Jun 29, 2013
ogunba: If I may ask, what is the size of your tablet RAM?
If the RAM is below 1GB, then such an application is overload and won't work properly.

So try to reduce the loads on your tablet.

As for applications, you can try using search engines. If I come in contact with any, I will post the link here.

Cheers!
Thanks
PhonesRe: Android Tablet Discussion Thread by 1one: 10:59pm On Jun 29, 2013
nybol: i,ve bn thinking of getting sanei n79 too. pls which site did u get it from, hw much did it cost and how long was d shipping ?
the the tab itself, how is the screen and the battery life ?
No need going through the shipping hassle when you can get it right here in Nigeria...in lagos.I got mine from the guy in the link.
www.nairaland.com/1232194/new-sanei-7-inch-n79/5#16317737

Believe you me...He's the real deal,open the link and chat with him.Their office is at lagos but they can deliver to anywhere in Nigeria.I got mine delivered to me in ilorin.

The screen is smooth,sensitive and very responsive.As with every device,battery life is basically a function of use but on the average the battery is very fair especially in times when I'm using wifi to download multiple files.

If you need to call him.Here's his number-07065726182.

Cheers.
PhonesRe: Android Tablet Discussion Thread by 1one: 2:27pm On Jun 29, 2013
Hi...Thank you for your "openess".I just recently got a Sanei N79 7" tab..truth is the tab is awesome by all standards,the only glitch is when I download adventure games like Eternity warriors,Soul Craft and Frontline commando D-Day...after launching and playing for some minutes,they all go back to the home screen...

I load the games again and they all end up doing the same thing...I'm guessing the likely reason is the size of each game(100MB +)...

So the question is,is there anything I can do to prevent the games from stopping and going back to the homescreen or is there any site apart from google play store that gives really nice adventure/action games below 100mb that I can download and play...I'm really in need of those adventure/action games.

Thank you.
Technology MarketRe: The New Sanei 7 Inch N79 Android tablet Deal....... tab+pouch+16GB ALL FOR 30k by 1one: 5:27pm On Jun 18, 2013
...So I just got the N79 delivered to me in ilOrin on sunday and it was everything I expected...and I can say with a very strong sense of certainty that lyonck5 has an integrity made of steel...I payed before getting it and yet it he was always calling and keeping in touch till it finally got to my door step. In a society where online scamming seems to be gaining weight,I think it's fair enough to give credit to people who's manner of business dealings are laced with integrity and transparency...and lyonck5 is one of such people...Thanks man

*NB*-una go dey think say as I type epistle so,say na hin pay me ab na hin dey type am with another handle...well what can I say...there will always be doubting thomases..You can choose to believe or not.
RomanceRe: She Loves Me But She Is Not In Love With Me by 1one: 8:29pm On Jun 13, 2013
I'm not really big on commenting or replying on posts...but this question sort of gave me a reason to bend that rule...Now,my answer is not inspired by any similar experience of myself or anybody close to me,but rather what I would have meant if I were the one telling someone even though my answer may not really apply because I'm a guy not a girl,I'm hoping that at least it would give you some faint hint into what she means by "I love you" but not "in love" with you.

I love you means..."I like your person,your personality".."I like the things you stand for,your principles"..It's more like a brotherly-sisterly kinda thing..it's a warm,settling kind of feeling that has no romantic or sexual connotations what so ever.

Imagine telling your biological sister.."I love you"...now that would be more "appropriate" than telling her "Sis,I'm in love with you"

So in essence..being in love with someone has a higher romantic,sexual tone than "I love you"

But there are several other shades to those two statements,if I start breaking it down according to how I understand,the page might get too wordy and boring...One of the other shades could be...being in love with someone is a precursor to loving someone...When you're in love with someone,it's more like the dating/fiance-fiancee period...but then when you're are married..you would most likely express your love for your wife as "I love my wife"..not necessarily as "I'm in love with my wife"...So as I said,it could have different shades of meaning.

But bottom line...based on what she said,I think you should build more on your friendship with her rather than dating her.
Technology MarketRe: Android Tablet 9.7 Inch With 3G Sim Slot Wholesale And Retail by 1one: 9:50pm On May 30, 2013
Hi..The 9.7" tablet for N38,000..is that price flexible?..then again if I'm going to get it,I don't stay in lagos...do you have any affordable delivery plan.I have a number of other questions to ask so kindly drop your email address or you can send one to me..shockIMG@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Infinix X450 Android Phone (ICS)- Race Bolt by 1one: 9:49pm On May 05, 2013
Mobinga: Niggas just wouldn't listen.

Save up money and get a premium phone. Don't rush for cheap stuff like this.
Yeah that's the best thing,but the point is,being cheap shouldn't justify it being flawed.If I buy a cheap car,it can't obviously compete with an expensive GL550 but atleast it should be able to move me from my house to the next point of call.
PhonesRe: Infinix X450 Android Phone (ICS)- Race Bolt by 1one:
@Tolullopsy
Dude I feel your pain,just like you I've being dotting this thread from the very first post/page...I went to their facebook page some days back to give them a very blunt sense of my dissatisfaction,there were no vulgar or indecent projections in my post(except some mildly sarcastic elements)but after some hours I noticed they had blocked me...I used my other facebook account to copy the same query I sent with my previous facebook handle but they did the same thing,they blocked me AGAIN!...so in as much I buy into your "bring down infinix" campaign,I don't think facebook is the best place to vent our displeasure,because it's their account and they could delete or block as many of us as they like...Meanwhile I've not bought the phone yet but I was really really hoping to buy the phone to complement my ... as twisted as it sounds,even though the pros of the phone are in the minority group,I still plan to buy the phone next month maybe I would be fortunate like saxywale,mr drizzy and the other few people who don't have heating problems...but if I'm not,well...as it's said...the hand of the "giver" is always on top
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by 1one: 2:30pm On Oct 30, 2012
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sapphirejade: A̶̲̥̅♏ franca betrams,A̶̲̥̅♏ 21yrs nd A̶̲̥̅ level 200 student nd here's ma pin:30931c2a
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Kinda Bored, Where Is My Soulmate? by 1one:
I wanted to just add my weight to the growing number of views on this thread but considering the fact that it's not a walk in the park for a lady to give up her details just like that on a public forum especially one as uniquely warped as Nairaland,I changed my mind and decided to comment on this thread in the spirit of this wonderful mOnth of Independence(I'm such a patriot)

So here gOes...truth is,I think I tick all ur check bOxes...I'm in Ilorin,I'm a gentleman (atleast that's what I think of myself...even the Bible says it "as a Man thinketh...so is he" )...I also have a deep sense of reverence for God. However, the only presenting hiccup there is,I'm not a cathOlic,that doesn't make me some kinda pseudo devil nOw does it?.

By the way, if u're really lOoking for ur soul mate(a term I feel tOo many pple use without actually knowing the meaning)you wouldn't lay tOo much emphasis on the location or place of the person...it's not like u're lOoking for "location mate"? or "state mate"?...finding a soul mate is not restricted to geographical disposition..it's abOut "connection"...it's not a quest inspired by boredom tOo,so check that thought pattern.

Anyways,that said...I'll take ur number and add u on what's app..I hOpe u have what's app(u can just download it,no biggie) cos its obvious u dnt have a  . I think thumb-chatting creates a better engaging atmosphere for fluid communication rather than calling. SO 'm gOing to drop me my number.hopefully I wd see u on what's app when I add you.08029079590.cheeriO.

*it's quite a lOng read...sorry abt that...I guess I was just bored and couldn't sleep...I'm bored,u are bored,we are both bored..does that make us automatic soulmates or bored mates.*
RomanceRe: ..... by 1one: 10:12pm On Sep 07, 2012
Cutlass....cut ur HEAD off!!...Trust me..u wnt think of her again.
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Man by 1one: 11:16pm On Aug 04, 2012
chillaz: I don't see anything wrong in dating a broke man. If for one I date a broke guy, my first aim is to stand by him when he has nothing, motivate and support him, be with him and always assure him you're there. Don't get fed up of his lifestyle as no condition is permanent and lastly, refuse to take any bad and misleading advise from friends and relatives.
Thumbs up to you!!!...I pray u find a man that's truly deserving of you..cos u're a real chillaz
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Man by 1one: 6:02pm On Aug 04, 2012
I feel like I've snatched the thread from the original poster...120likes!!!..wow!!!..thanks a lot you'all...I guess it was the Tea I drank that morning,I mistakenly added salt instead of sugar...maybe my brain Fiiiiired up!smiley

*Running to meet seun*...seun!...how much for that moderator application formsmiley
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Man by 1one: 10:15am On Jul 26, 2012
ayobase: I thought there is always a woman behind every successful man!
The woman is behind because she's looking at his fat wallet carefully tucked in his back pocket


Anyways seriously,From the tone and texture of this guy's frustration his ex-girlfriend(she wd soon be ex) does not come across as someone who's the "Let's build a future together baby" kind of girl,So there's no point staying with someone like that....she's going to choke him.
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Man by 1one:
Why not just break up the relationship,and go fix urself...honestly i don't know why some of us guys act so funny(trust me I could have used another word in place of "funny"...it's just too early to start with those toxic words).
What is in a relationship that some of us just run into like a brakesless train(watch the movie unstoppable..u'll get a clearer picture).

You're a man,ur first responsibilty,ur first desire,ur first goal in life should not be a woman,it sd be in defining ur self,achieving ur life goals,being financially secure!!!....Before God brought Eve to Adam,Adam had a job(he was tendering the garden).

I don't even know what a man is doing in a relationship without a job,love is not about money,but money gives expression to love,u need money to properly express love

So dude,My advice is simple...tell her u want to let her go considering the fact that u don't have enough financial weight to bear her needs.

If she's yours,she'll stay and temper her lifestyle to suit ur present circumstance atleast till when u're more financially bouyant.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by 1one: 8:46pm On Jul 24, 2012
Wheeeewwwww!!!...the pictures and comments here(pictures mostly) totally made my day(not my day sha..better put,the last 2hours).
I guess being pretty or handsome doesn't neccesarily(for over 10yrs 'v bn trying to spell this word without looking at the dictionary...it haff taya me jare) come with a pretty relationship cos if a "Tell me how frustrating ur relationship is" thread were to surface,most of the beautiful pips here wd still have one sob story or the other to tell.
Anyways...Props to all 'em beautiful girls(sorry 'm not propping guys,no be guys I dey find).
smiley
*Wildorchild*- I loooooooooove ur shoes.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by 1one: 2:48pm On Jul 21, 2012
olusolami: Me like very much!!!
Thank youuuugrin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by 1one: 7:09pm On Jul 12, 2012
kitty kat: Hmmm... Nice one. Applauding at d level of wit. You really hv it
Thanks Kit)
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by 1one:
NAME:Tee
SURNAME: well ofcourse u can't have a surname for a nick name...it's just like asking BasketMouth for his surname..ridiculous in'it?...but if he were to have a surname, maybe it would be-Name:Basket Surname:Mouth?...anyways..moving on before Kitty Kat(sounds like the chocolate)scratches my head off.
LOCATION:Lagos
AGE:2wentysomething(the second numbr doesn't really matter)
HEIGHT:d last time I checked I was shorter than Micheal Jordan...I've bn eating all forms of genetically modified beans but all to no avail...
OCCUPATION:Editor...
LOOKING FOR: Any "XX" that's extremely witty, with a fairly good sense of humour for Friendship(every 'ship starts from friendship..even serial killership)
BB pin:22040985
PHONE: not every body has a BB-08029079590
Hobbies(Listed not according to order of "Hobbieness"wink: Reading,Watching Movies,Playing games
P.S: If u're not atleast,remotely witty pleeease don't bother pinging cos I might bore you(it's mostly likely d other way around)
*For those who skipped all their Science lectures*..."XX" stands for "Female"

*Make una no vex if d tin too short...I dey rush go toilet*smileysmiley
LiteratureRe: Project @ Ur Finger Tips by 1one: 12:34am On Jun 22, 2012
Hi...pls can u help me with Microbiology project/Seminar Topics too...I dnt need the completed project,just a healthy list of project topics wd suffice...Thanks a lot..This is my email:tny_saint@yahoo.com
Thanks a lot.
RomanceRe: Toast A lady/guy With Not More Than 8 Words! by 1one: 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2012
I've bn seein u around nd just tut to say hi
RomanceRe: Rich Nigerian Girls Do U Pay For Yr Dates Etc? by 1one: 12:54pm On Apr 09, 2012
onila: I am always richer than all my boyfriends and all the guys I go on dates with. So most of the time I always try and make sure I pay when I go out with my boyfriends or when i go out on a date.

although they usually beg me not to pay but I just have 2 considering I am very nice, kind and generous person.
theres no use of u paying for me if I already have so much money

the blessed Onila smiley
Stop dating house boys.
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend's Younger Sister Wants Me by 1one: 12:49pm On Apr 07, 2012
Okay seriously....I somewhat subscribe to the idea of leaving the whole family(Yinka inclusive) for a while to clear ur mind..but then, why should some selfish and cheap whorringl(Lola) chick suddenly bump into your life and make u lose the love,warmth and affection you've shared with her sister all ds while....I'd say you should stay!...stay and fight for your love....

The best you can do is to tell Yinka,Ironically it's also the worst,cos that move can come back spitting sulphur on ur face...what i wd suggest is if u finally decide to tell yinka...let lola be there,call the two of them,seat them down and tell Yinka about Lola's pranks....she's been with you for six months she should be well aquainted with your tendecies and propensities-she should know what you're capable of doing and not doing...But what ever you do...If you really love ur girl....DON'T LET HER GO...the twist side to all this ish is that it could evn be planned,maybe Yinka is sequencing lola against you to see if u wd fall or not..Be cool my broda.
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend's Younger Sister Wants Me by 1one: 12:28pm On Apr 07, 2012
mashnino: u dey mad ooo...help d guy joor...lol
cool
mashnino: u dey mad ooo...help d guy joor...lol
gringrin;DShebi I don already help am..hin don tell me thank you...I come say you're welcome...case closed..grin lipsrsealedgrin lipsrsealedgrin lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend's Younger Sister Wants Me by 1one: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2012
Guapo: Thank you very much 1one for the correction...thanks for taking time to re-arrange my story, it now has a professional touch. smiley
You're most welcome... grin
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend's Younger Sister Wants Me by 1one: 11:55am On Apr 07, 2012
You missed out two important words in your post-
FADE IN: & FADE OUT-You're supposed to use these two words to prefix and suffix scenes in any movie script-I'm a screen writer so I know...so let me just help you

FADE IN:
SCENE 1/INT.YINKA'S HOUSE-AFTERNOON A month back, Yinka came back home from
England and Lola asked me to come over to
meet her at home. I got there late in the
afternoon as dinner was bin prepared. Lola
rushed out to give me d usual hug n peck nd
behold Yinka coming through d main door. I was lyk " is that your sis- Yinka?" She said
yes, and introduced her to me- " hey Yinka
come over and meet ma sweet hrt Bayo".
We shook hands and I guess it was the
longest handshake I have ever received. She
appeared to be stunned as she kept looking at me. I dismissed any idea coming to my
head as Lola ushered me in. I had dinner with
the family excluding the busy Dad. I culd
hardly eat as Yinka kept us busy wit stories
while looking me in the eye, she is d
animated type, full of life. It was time to leave and Yinka decided to come with Lola
to see me off. Wen we got to d car, I recvd d
usual hug n peck from Lola but d surprise
package was that Yinka did d same thing.
Lola simply chuckled and said "yeye girl". I
drove off recounting the drama that just played out .
FADE OUT.

FADE IN:
SCENE 2/EXT.BEACH SIDE-EVENING
The next weekend, the Dad had time to take
d family out. I was invited to join d family in
d picnic. I culd not meet up with them at
home cos of my engagements, so I missed
the cinema, mall, and d visit to the eko
atlantic showroom. But I was able to join them at the beach after several calls. I
located d family and apologised for bin late, I
remember the Dad's words- "hey Son! Wat
took u so long?"I was shockd at d level of
familiarity and was happy too. I mumbled
some words in reply and they all smiled and d Mum welcomed me. We had a nice time
together and took pics.mum n dad went close
to d waters, Lola and her other siblings - two
guys, went for a walk while Yinka dished ma
food. Lola is d free type, not clingy. The next 20 mins was like an eternity. Yinka
and I were alone. She watched me eat and
smiled. She is very attractive, average
height, dimples, nice curves and sexy voice-
enough features to lead a man astray. So she
started "you know what Bayo, I have never felt lyk dis before" I listened carefully. she
continued "the first time I set ma eyes on
you, I felt ma heart skip a beat" I began d
sweat ish. "I know u belong to my sis and she
loves u very much, but my heart is longing
for you". She drew closer, took ma plate of food and dropped it. I culd feel her bosoms
press against my upper arm. Her cleavage is
very glaring too. I was becoming subdued
until I gained control and acted. I moved her
away frm me by her shoulders- very soft. I
told her in a low voice "its not possible Yinka, I chose ur sister not you so get used to dat
fact". She became sober, but wats ma biz wit
dat. I took ma food and finished up while she
look on powerless. D others returned, d day
ended, I was in traffic on ma way home
thinking. So all d thoughts in ma head have bin confirmed.
FADE OUT.


FADE IN:
SCENE 3/EXT.WATERSIDE-AFFTERNOOON

Yinka cald me late in d afternoon on her 3rd week in d
country, and requested we meet at a place by d
seaside. I honoured her by arriving there as she
was waiting. She was wearing sunglasses and culdnt see
expression on her face. Her message was brief.
"Watsup Bayo, its bin a while" "u didn't reply
any of ma sms, why?" U are not asking me dat
question or are u? I replied. She chuckled with a
great degree of confidence and said "bayo, I will never live to see u in someone else's arms, not
even my sister. I waited so long for someone as
complete as u, my wait is over Bayo." I became
annoyed and said "is it by force! I am not in love
with you! Go find someone else" she then dropd
d bombshell, "u av two choices Bayo, its either u are mine or u forget ever knowing my family. I
love my sister, and I want the best for her but I
can't stand seeing a man I love in her arms." She
threw her braids back nd bid me a fearsome
bye. I hate too much of confidence in girls, its a
threat to me. She said I'll be hers in no time. Lola once said that if her sister wants sumfin, she
knows how to get it. Am I about to see firsthand
d truth in this statement?

FADE OUT.

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