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@Lord Reed,A bedsheet? As in seriously, A bed sheet?, for a guy? What's he supposed to do with it?
@poster
As someone said earlier,as your boyfriend you should at least have a hint of those little things that rock his boat,maybe you've nt paid close attention or maybe you think they are too simple to be made anything out of, Most guys dig simple things,you know,A shirt,A cologne,Shoes,maybe a wristwatch or a box of chocomilo(some guys like it),all the best.

By the way,I don't buy the idea that being a student should synonimize lack or financial difficulty.

You have to open your eyes to see that halo ring around her head.Ding!, there you have a responsible lady.

@poster
I think we are wired to work together,if you check my email addy,you'll find that it's similar to the first word of your movie title, AMAZING in'it?

@poster.
I'm Top of my game in editing,so when you shoot the movie,pls send me a buzz,i'll like to edit it,i have some good soundtracks and effects to spice it up.

Your question just goes to show the heap of filth and junk that many young folks have familiarised themselves with,you are having jitters because of what 'they said,she said,he said',Its unfotunate that moral norms and standards are seeing as contingent on certain issues,you hear things like it's okay to have sex before marriage as long as you love him/her,its okay to have sex before marriage because you have to know his/her performance level.THAT IS ALL BUNK,TRASH TALK, SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS WROOOOOOONG.

You can bring a tested and certified report from the W.H.O detailing the clinical and psychological import of premarital sex but that won't trump the integrity of the truth that being a virgin is ACE!.Being a virgin at 23 shouldn't even attract the dimmest of circus lights becos that's hw its supposed to be,I'M A VIRGIN and enjoying the thrill,by the way,i'm older than you(take it or leave it).Besides my spiritual affiliations,just having that consciousness alone that no girl in this world has had a 'taste' of me works it for me.Then again it goes to show how much value I place on my future wife because I want to be special for her,present my self "untouched and uncultivated" as against others that would constantly employ the use of Grade 'A' fertilizer to replenish lost nutrients.

And to those thinking I'm shrek's descendant or I ain't got game,trust me I'M HOT!, unfortunately I can't put my picture)

So dude,nothing wrong in being a virgin at 23.There are very few guys like you.Take pride in that.Any girl that thinks you are a Ju-man becos you are a virgin(You can quote me anywhere) "DOES NOT DESERVE YOU"

Some of you guys behave as if your buttons are controlled from one great dark beyond, Na by force to enter relationship, did they force you to go out with both of them, you know you have a fragile ego and you feel insecure  around women who are beautiful,exposed,as you put it "tall" (i don't know what that has to do with anything by the way) and yet you are still stringing along, Get a grip of your life,focus on becoming a better person,improve your net and gross worth, for goodness sake you are twwwwwwwwwwwenty six and you are still in 200level,isn't that enuf bother,maybe when you are in 300level, there would be 3girls, insecurity has a way of drowning the hottest of love,so in summary if cannot get yourself high and addicted to the fact that there's something special about you,if you would continue feeling insecure i suggest you part ways with both of them and go feed your mind.

The wife is guilty because the husband she was referring to was her spiritual husband.it was the best course of action for the physical husband to run for his life

;DYou didn't mention Guy Letter "U"

We all know "We"(including the couple) know how delicate and sensitive monetary issues are in any relationship,I was reading somewhere that sex and money are the two major causes of divorce, The love might be as thick as a steel block but when money issue starts itching,the scratch always ends up in sores

THE GUY SHOULD PAY HER BACK,because in a way he's baiting her unjustly,he told her to borrow him the money,whether he used the money to pay the children's fees or send her abroad,it doesn't justify him not paying back,besides is there no good car worth 3Million.That said, the wife should just be subtle in the way she handles it,since ultimtately the money was used to make her happier.
As someone said,she's a woman there are many other "creative ways" to get the money back.

^Lmao !

Why are we the only ones posting,where's everybody and by the way no more
"mother ho" diss abi?

What makes it so.Expensive or scarce which one?

Natural white,it's actually very expensive and very scarce.

what's the color of your contact lens?

^Awesome so you noticed?

Atleast let me be the right one.I'm a S-P-E-C-T-A-T-O-R,not a SPE-CA-TOR.sounds like something coming from someone with only the upper set of 16.

aminalib
Yawns.I thought you actually had good stuff to engage me with.Yawns.mscheeeew.

loading pip pip pip.

Cry?, I'm sure you've become so familiar with that word considering how often you look into the mirror and just burst into tears.
And by the way, Thanks for the welcome.

@aminalib
So i was just trying to be nice, but I see you have your iron draws on so you can take any jab.I don't like dissing people's mothers because i have a lot of respect for mine.
More so,I know where I came out from, through the front.The V.but obviously you came out through the backside. Just when doctors where looking for your head thru the front of your mom's V.you fell out through the backside into the poo tray under your mom's bed,No wonder you talk shhitt,smell shhitt and if not for
the masking of online animosity i'm sure you look like SHHITT.

aight I know your type.dealt with her here before, Very thin witted and low minded with absolutely no regard for the mother status.
I can see fystranger is indulging you and giving you all the attention you need.enjoy yourself.i'm out.

@amina
okaaay, I actually didn't second to that 'ho' post, I was trying to second to woke4all's post, so i wouldn't mind if you recant the 'mother ho' talk.Thank u

As pwiz said, it does not demand opening a thread,a scammer is buzzing you and you are getting all tickled, GET A LIFE!

@Woke
^^ seconded.

@poster
Getting a woman's number worth more than gold?, Woman?, Obirin?,Nwanyi?.
abeg abeg abeg abeg abeg.Give me the Gold and i'll need an external hard drive to store all 'em numbers.

Marry her but before the end of the wedding day,excuse yourself from the ceremony, take okada because there's usually traffic on saturdays,Get to your house and call your neighbour for help.Both of you should carry your Bed and Matress to the Kitchen.Spread it neat and sprinkle rose petals on it.Then quickly run back to the ceremony to meet her and say Honey, Let's go and MAKE LOVE.

If I were in her shoes,i'll give it to a shoemaker and buy another one.SIMPLE!

@debosky
You sef dey find attention because I no say you no sabi the person true true, Oya talk true

(checking my cctv feed)
I wonder where the poster is, what could she be doing right now?

^come dey go abeg

@3triangle.Nice choice of name anyways , very on point.

I would have played on the idea of commiting sucide but after the facebook incident i'll just be serious.Don't kill yourself,that might seem a logical way out but it's not first of all YOU WILL GO TO HELL,BIG TIME! WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN DEVIL OR NOT, IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO PRESS CTRL Z.SECONDLY,you'll have the V.I.P section in HELL BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE SEEN AS A FAITHFUL PATRIOT.So don't kill yourself.I guess the reason why you don't want to take any drastic action is because you still want to afford some level of comfort, LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY AND GO TO THE STREET, that's harsh but it's a way out, By the time they look for you for six months the guilt might have weighed down on the husband so much that he might finally confess to the wife and knowing men for who they sometimes are she might see you as victim of circumstance and go all out to look for you.

Then again I second to the idea someone gave about telling your mum.And please for the sake of nairalanders don't say you love that guy,THE ONLY "L" WORD THAT CONNECTS BOTH OF YOU HAS A "T" AT THE END.

In as much as I don't place much weight on number of years as much as the substance of value added within those years,I still think five years is a lot of time to throw away ESPECIALLY you ladies with all your Tick Tock Tiger Battery In The Clock Mindset.It's too late for buyers remorse now because you should have considered your "male around" craving before you jumped into the relationship except the shift just happened.

I'd suggest you be calm and fliter this new found feeling through sound reasoning.
Are you truly in love with this guy or are your feelings just a function of your immediate and maybe intense desire to be around a guy. You know how susceptible you ladies are to your hormones.So sit down and think it through.Besides the grass might be greener on the other side but the water bill might be higher too.Considering your boyfriend,what happens if he's suddenly posted to lagos or wherever it is that you stay.Then you'll be in a major quandry.

 You are speaking about your self don' t you think the distance is also affecting him too,You ladies always want to see yourselves at the center of everything.Relationships are bound to have hiccups just take this as one of yours and water it out since you still love him.Have a meet and discuss and in lending yourselves  to some degree of constructive compromise,you could find a way to be happy again.All the best.

Whoooosh, That was long!No be say them dey pay person.