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@Poster
LoooooooooooooooooL, d guy na sharp guy after all "God is Love" and d best way to know God is tru his word, The picture quality was reaaally good('m guessing u used one of the Cannon series), i'm an editor myself so believe me when i say it's reaaalyy good, Thumbs up Man!,

@poster
I guess I cn paint a rough picture about that, obviously the picture is in black and white,not coloured, The thing is i don't really think it's compulsory for u to go out on a date on valentine's day( and yea it might sound as a non-written breach of romantic law, but it's not compulsory).

There's no binding law on anybody to go out on valentine's day, as much as we know that many wonderful moments are experienced and shared on this day,so also is it a day where many hearts and lives are seared with hurt,cos so many people are moved by impulse and over heated emotions and end up doing things that have nothing in common with sound reasoning and logic, By the way,u said u r an addicted introvert(which can b cool atimes) so why the itch with all ds valentine dating thing, if u don't have a date don't sweat it, enjoy your "you" time.

@poster
So I popped into your blog and saw a thing or too(yeah, i know it's supposed to be "two, but i hate maths so much i dnt even like writing figures except ofcourse when it comes before words dat start with "M", B, H.or T".)
"Thirty things about me" was a really fun read.big ups!, now d question is what happened to d "He" in bullet twenty three, isn't that what those kind of "Hes" are meant to do?, Take their "shes" out on valentine's day?

I'm an Editor and a budding Screenwriter and so a news like this inspite of other logical reasons frowning at it would still get my thumbs up, It's like blaming a farmer for being happy that automated un-manned tractors are being pumped into agriculture,ofcourse he would be hilarious!, That said it's no doubt there appears to be other more pressing aspects of the economy that needs boosting but I believe if President Jonathan has reserved this amount for entertainment I belive he has even reserved much more for other sectors of the economy,

Most times when u read the news the major stays always focus on oil and gas,Banking,Foreign investments and all those other things like that, How many times do you hear any major governmental debate or policy targeted towards the entertainment sector, So please all you haters be Happy for us, Whether the money is kept for roads,power,oil subsidies or any other more noble needs,it wd still be susceptible to misappropration and squandering because corruption is one of our problems in this country.

Who says Nollywood does not contribute to the economy,Jonathan is not as shortsighted as u guys would think,he wouldn't just wake up and say to himself, "hmm I have free money today let me be charitable to the entertainment industry", so just be calm and cut him some slack, Movie making is a big business, I have a script for a movie that would cost almost 2billion naira alone so please we need the money and its as important to flood the e -industry with money as it is to Agriculture.

You are the same people that would almost shed tears when u watch a nigerian film becuase of poor quality yet a ray of hope is rising to dry your tears and u're here throwing hater's stones.All haters should just HUSH!


There are sooooo many other things I could have said but una no get eye for long talk.

The funny thing about the supposed perfect defintion of ugliness as expressed in the picture is that if you look at the babe intensly.you'll see some shades and tones of beauty in her, The key word here is INTENSLY

So I was browsing with my airtel line using my No.1 mobile browsing platform-YES-you got it-Opera!, THEN airtel started dragging, from slow to sloooow to very slooooooow to not browsing at all, good thing I still had my "rejected stone" Mtn sim lurking somewhere in my wallet, I've never been a "fan" of Mtn not even "standing fan" but I really needed to check my facebook,slotted my mtn sim, went to opera only to find that it had been customized with that mtn logo, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, since na browsing I dey find no be logo,I still went on to use it and I feel so bad writing what I'm about to write right now but-It was really FAST and almost free, Why I said almost free is because uptil now no kobo has been deducted from my credit, but who knows,they might have midnight deduction plans.So I guess it's Mtn for now till Airtel comes up with WINDOWS FREE BROWSING.

@PRYNXLEX
No worries I can be your guide all the way but of course your virtual guide because you're in Benin and I shuttle between Lagos and Ilorin, anytime you need to buzz me,shockentertainment@yahoo.com is my yahoo id for YIM and email, so you can always drop a message.
For the original aftereffects software. I’d suggest you go to any major shopping mall and check for it in their "techy" area,  or any IT store, you know? Those kind of places that sell all those techy things, but it would be expensive, that’s why most people settle for the crack. Secondly you might also check online for the original software. You can buy it and download it using any valid master card, GTB is the best (haters close your eyes). Then finally there are many editors everywhere both online and elsewhere that have this original software, you just have to be, emmmmm, What’s the word, sensitive and very search hungry, Theirs would not be as expensive as the ones from the shops, but you go still gats pay because everybody wan chop.
Ugo_2u might even be able to help cos he's the moderator of this section and he should be mouthed, lol

Finally (did i say finally before?), Okay. Finally finally, for a start just download the crack version via google then arm yourself with as much tutorials as possible; you would be amazed by how much you can do even with the default plugins. There are so many "wicked" graphics that you can do that would impress you.Just start from there,YOU CAN ONLY GET BETTER, ah ah I DON TOO TALK, OYA BYE BYE

What you need is After effects cs3/cs4/cs5, Even aftereffects .7 would do,just make sure you get the original software so that you can have a lot of tight default plugins, To add to that you might want to get some 3rd party plugins like trapcode,optical flares,cc et al, but i'm guessing if you buy the original aftereffects software not the crack, all these 3rd party plugins should come with it.I think

Then as ugo said, premiere pro is also good,it's like the standard software for editing especially for starters,i use a lot of after effects but i still use premiere pro to export to avi.and i'm nt a starter so don't feel i'm spiting u because i used "especially for starters", good luck with your learning.To speed up your learning process, you should check online for tutorials, there are a billion of them(literally).but to start with, go to www.videocopilot.com
YOU GO SEE, YOU GO TIRE!.CHEERS

@kemini
I really want many of the games that you have here, but do you have God of War?,
Then Guy,the N2000 you are charging is it for one game or a pack, I want
Hitman:contracts
Hitman:Blood money
Assassin's creed
Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty 5
Prince of Persia
Battle field:Black ops
Need for speed.undercover
If it's 2k for these eight games,that means I wd pay
N16,000, I hope not O, Hw much I come buy laptop.Hola back abeg.cheers

^^Pun Intented O!
I think it's just happenstance I wouldn't want to attribute your "problem" to any undying banana tree inhabiting league of old women in your village,

The thing is single guys are easily put off by any ego-threatning lady and I stand to be corrected bt i tend to reason that you come off as such, possibly with all your conspicuous comfortable elements.

A married man has been there,done that,got a T-shirt and so he's not neccessarily intimidated by your status, I have so much to say, let others talk first

and since I'm single I think I'm very qualified

Would u date me?, I'm nt married

@livedit or Lived in it or live inside am
Gbam to your post,I couldn't have said it anybetter, and coming from me, You should put stock in this validation.

@it's okay to cheat on ur bf poster
I somewhat laff at the idea that most/many girls flirt with the idea of cheating on their boyfriend bt on the flip side frown at "husband cheating"
I know there's a difference betwn a bf and a husband but come on you can't just jump into being a husband without plying the bf route,

I think if you would condone thoughts of cheating on ur bf or actually engage in it,nothing would stop u from two timing with ur husband, the only thing he would have to do to fertlize your sedimented cheating propensity is to
"mess up"

So pls, lets do away with the thought that it's a fairer deal to cheat on a bf/gf than a husband/wife, I know the titles are different bt come on,they all have hearts.

You peoples are hearing radio, emi ni bigs girls mama mi le' eko, I dont hear radio I has Dsstv.It is Dsstv I wash, All of you are bush Peoples,

^Very on point.

@Poster
As much as I pride myself in the fact that I top the class in subjects of being understanding,considerate,sensitive,caring(I could go on and on).There are still some classes I don't attend, I'm a man and there are some things that no matter how hard I try to deny or sweep away,those things form  thick layers of the masculine essense.
My masculine essense.

One of such things is Ego,It would be killing for me to mask the pangs of my ego when I see my wife suiting up for work,pressing against my chin giving me the  "later honey" kiss Nooooooooooo!

So,forgive me for being traditional but the Man is the HEAD of the Home,anything that negates this concept even in the most remote way should be given the broomed.

So in a simple way,to answer your question.I would never backseat my career/profession to jet my wife's own.SIMPLE!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I could say the same about men. Very unbecoming.[/color]

Guys don't beg as much as ladies.Infact what a lady would beg or demand from a single guy in a month outweighs what a guy would beg and demand from 10girls in ten years, I guess begging and demanding comes natural for you ladies, more like fish and water.Begging makes ladies Bloom.

', and it's a cool evening here by the sea side station.you're on to rythm 93.7FM with your regular host shola thompson and this is "The rythms of the Nite."
Just call in to order your boyfriend or girlfriend and we would deliver them to you right at your doorstep.

Why not just tell her how uncomfortable and uneasy it makes you feel, she might really just want to be close to you,perharps not channeling it right.We all know how "sideways" women think atimes.

I think it's better to keep a reasonably healthy distance between you and your married friend because believe it or not your priorities and interest now go in two opposite directions.

But this is primarily for the single friend who has a married one.It might not be a bad idea to the guys but ladies don't particularly like it to know that their husbands are still closely knitted to their single friends, It feeds a lot of imaginative insecurity

MAMA GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,wetin dey do you sef,no be d same tin wey u talk for hia wey i follow you talk for ya other thread yesterday,wetin dey do you,how many times u wan hear say u fine.I even talk say you dey well rounded for down as u press ur body for the slab but yet you still dey doubt ya self.

This one no be ordinary eye O, kia kia make u go ya church go pray or if u no like am for church make u go counsellor.If u no settle dis tin before u marry,e go be big big wahala O,because any small tin-ti-ni something wey ur bobo do,u go dey talk say na because you no fine.e get one tin wey I read for internet say be the name of the syndrome wey dey do u.wey fine girl like you go look mirror she go dey see ojuju.

I beg make u tell ya mama make she carry you go psychologist but to round everything sha, Mama gee YOU BE AFRICAN QUEEN.YOU BE FINE GIRL.

AMERICAN VERSION:
MAMA GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.What's wrong with you,I thought we already ironed this whole "I don't feel good about myself attitude" It's been barely twenty four hrs and you're here smearing the page with the same
"I feel ugly" B.ull Sh.it. How many times do you want to hear that you're beautiful,Can everbody be lying at the same time? but you are still deepdyed and fixated on this Lord of all sh.it attituide that you're ugly.

Pls seek help because if you don't it would affect ur relationship with your husband, where every little feud would be seen as ugly-caused.

There's a syndrome for the way you feel and I think you should look it up and seek help.But in all Mama gee.YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

The simple truth is that your self esteem is really not a healthy one,you are so overly conscious about what people say about you,This is not the first time u would post a thread like this, infact most of your threads have the same "surname".
You want to validate your beauty and you think NL would do you Justice?,

I personally think,judging from ur picture that you are pretty and well rounded down south(except it was the pressure of ur thighs leaning agains the sit on,that created that effect).

And by the way posting someone's picture on a public forum is really an immature and insensitive move. But ofcourse you're just 17, it's natural to be stupid from time to time.

You were sick because of a girl for 2weeks, Na wa O!, It just marvels me to see/hear things like this, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE AT ALL, maybe it's just the age bracket you're in, "I propose to her", propose ko,power point presentation ni.

I think I'll be speaking for a fairly larger percentage of guys If I said coming back from work by 5pm is like trying to hit a bulls-eye with spaghetti, it's not possible! except of course you're in yankee.
I get home from work by 10pm and I draaag my self to the bathroom,notice the tripple a's,after which i literally melt into the bed,You now expect me to wake up around 2am,wey sleep never rich gear,to go and have my bath when no be say I see atreides dey pursue me for sleep.

I believe ladies would always be ladies in some lady kind of way and guys would be guys in some guy kind of way, I'm not saying being a guy is a natural excuse to be dirty,nah!, all i'm saying is that don't expect us to go all out "yipee mummy oyoyo" behaviour towards some of "peculiar" hygene requirements.
Some time back some duddess was complaining that her bloke doesn't wear white draws, like HELLO?, white draws. Or imagine a girl demanding that her boyfriend has 25 sets of boxers just because she has 52 sets of pants and counting.
Give us breathing space abeg.