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I think I'll be speaking for a fairly larger percentage of guys If I said coming back from work by 5pm is like trying to hit a bulls-eye with spaghetti, it's not possible! except of course you're in yankee.
I get home from work by 10pm and I draaag my self to the bathroom,notice the tripple a's,after which i literally melt into the bed,You now expect me to wake up around 2am,wey sleep never rich gear,to go and have my bath when no be say I see atreides dey pursue me for sleep.

I believe ladies would always be ladies in some lady kind of way and guys would be guys in some guy kind of way, I'm not saying being a guy is a natural excuse to be dirty,nah!, all i'm saying is that don't expect us to go all out "yipee mummy oyoyo" behaviour towards some of "peculiar" hygene requirements.
Some time back some duddess was complaining that her bloke doesn't wear white draws, like HELLO?, white draws. Or imagine a girl demanding that her boyfriend has 25 sets of boxers just because she has 52 sets of pants and counting.
Give us breathing space abeg.

@Atreides
Seriously?, "At least 3times a day"?.I can't shake my head off that statement,that a man is supposed to have his bath at least 3times a day,Na fish?, you wey dey talk how many times u don "baff" today, except ofcourse you go there to do other "THINGIES", I can imagine they guy making a presntation in his office when his alarm goes of in robotic voice, -The time is 2pm,go and shower,go and shower,go and shower.-ya'll ladies be demanding too much from a brother.Jor oooooooooooo!

my 2 cents

It looks good,has the normal CNN/BBC matured feel, but then i was wondering,if it looks so much like CNN/BBC et al,then what makes it a better "News-go to".
Then again,CNN and the rest have websites as a stem or spin off from their news stations, in other words their news room feeds the site with updates,If u are going to run this through which local news desk are you feeding from or aquainted to,or do u plan on just lifting news from different sites unto you own?

Just 2months and thinking about marriage,might as well fall under the heading in one of ur life's memoirs as SOMETHING I REGRETTED DOING!

It seems to be a general concord with everybody that you should tell him about it,but nobody has mentioned how exactly to go about telling a matured(I'm guessing he is) young man that his breath stinks,his body oozes and he looks like something swept under a wet carpet, I personally feel there's no subtle way to go about it,he's still going to get hurt,You know how men are, our ego is our essence and for most,few of which hate to admit,it's fragile and bruises easily.So I suggest you buy a new sim,send him a message detailing all these generous flaws,after which u dispose of the sim, if and when he comes to talk to you about it asking whether it's true all u need do is NOD, I think the most important thing is that you love him.He's a lucky dude.

@Poster
"You Man" that belongs to the "We men" pee everywhere, Me,"I-man",dont pee everywhere,I-man waits till when he gets home before he pees.Some people just have this silly idea that every silly thing they do is the same silly thing that every other person does.Besides I've seen women doing it in public too,so how do you process that?

Oh that's true, Sorry about that,went back to read it,at first it sounded as if you were replying to, "pls i need clear replies" and ur answer was Not at all(i.e nobody will give you clear answers).
Sorry for the misread.Bonjour!

Proverbs 31

^And yours was very helpful?Imagine if you would have used that space to say something useful other than jolly riding to that part of the screen that has insert quote.

Greeting is relative,The distance also matters, if the person he's greeting is close by,just a hi from you would do,not, ehen how's the family,did you go shopping,I lost your number could you give it to me again" kind of greeting, nahhh.
Then if greeting is such a herculian task for you could just gently slide ur hand away from his when you see a potential greeter at 12'o clock, remember the key word is gently, maybe with a stroke from your other hand.

Pursuit is a major proof of interest,If he's not reciprocating attention then I think it's too fair to say he's not interested in you,If he saw ur so-called relationship having any future then he wouldn't have lax smelling all over him, we all know how guys behave when they are trying to get a girl even if its just to get laid(which I don't green), how much more somoene who claims to be interested in you, We win some,We lose some(we don't really lose some but we learn how not to make such mistakes again)So cut your loses as you said,let him go and believe God for a guy that would be all over you like red on blood.

@sweetdbest
You hyper-myopic attention seeking piece of community shit, I can tell you've been attention starved and are craving for any click traffic that would feed the idea that you are not as hopless and boring as you think you are, Only 5 posts!, abeg go and sleep!

@poster
Are u in Nigeria or outside the country,It would really help me answer you,

Hear no evil

See no evil

Date no evil !

Some people stay in relationships as if they are confined to some hardened and reinforced steel doored cell,Guy Move on, Girls?, ' a dime a dozen,Get someone who would validate your sense of worth not some lashing,putting down happy cookie soaked in milk brained bird flu infected chick!,

I was not cursing you, I'm just peeved at your idea that's its okay to use ur young age to explore alternatives rather than build and nuture a relationship, besides just because your ex.bf agreed to your breakup request doesn't mean he was pleased with it,haven't u ever accepted a friend request in facebook without knowing the person from adam.
To even think that u considered ur present boyfriend as a specimen is pitiably sad, imagine if the shoes were on the other feet.

The fact that I can't get to know how many people check my profile, it really pisses me off.

You can ignore this if you were not talking to me.
Being young does not give you the right to toy with a man's feelings, I can hear footsteps behind you, oh they sound like your current boyfriend walking out of your life, the foot steps are pacing up, oh this time it's ur ex boyfriend,he's running out of ur life too, why is everywhere so quiet, oh its the sound of your single life at 65!

^Are you reffering to me ? Cos i dont want to misreply

@poster
You don't even deserve either of them
You left your first boyfriend because you wanted to test other waters, I hope you get flushed down the toilet with your own tears!

yawns, this relationship will not last, its terminal cancer,i'm guessing in the next two to three months there would be two letters in front of your name.E.X

@Poster
Guys keep coming up with this same old same old, change your circle of girl friends, girls would continue to remain the same as long as you continue hanging around the same poverty stricken,2 naira worth-cheap chewing gum eating ones, I can hardly imagine friends from the upper crust of society buzzing you because of some new pay package.CHANGE YOUR FRIENDS!

All this our friends sef !

seriously?, are you for real.?

@Flagship

Okay O!, you say make we contribute,let me start by saying you are really good, i'm an after effects/motion graphics person bt seeing what you are doing with stills i'm jealous, abi should I throw my after effects away and concentrate on photoshop, em, maybe later,when I was reading your dream about judgment day and all,I was rushing through to get to the end becos I was expecting to see a "Gangster" illusration of the whole gist,I use "Gangster" to synonimize "Awesome".But all the same It was a nice read,No matter how born again I get,that day still seems to give me "hot shivers" even though i'm as born again as the pope(but with a little funk).Anyways keep upping your game,maybe I might call you sometime to tutor me on photoshop,by the way,is it only photoshop you use for all this designs,what did you use for the fallen angels image?, do you copy pictures and work on them or do you create the images your self, yea, that should do it,i never try,atleast that should make up for all those of us that are viewing instead of commenting.cheers

Mr Evan, why now?, you put all these mouth watery editing platforms and you didn't put any contact,No phone number,no email addy not even an office or studio address, pls include your contacts so i can reach you, i'm an editor my self using after effects and premier pro but my skills are in these platforms are 6/10 and 8/10 respectively and i really want to improve.cheers

^seconded

what is it with girls and money

@Lord reed
You should try sleeping on a mat sometime,it keeps you connected to nature,I dnt see how questioning buying a bedsheet for a guy would belittle my level of hygiene,all i'm saying is that it doesn't follow,there's no consonance between the tempo that a birthday suggests and a bedsheet, imagine the guy with his friends gisting and he's telling them, guys my girl friend is such a darling,she's the best,she bought me a bedsheet, How does that sound?