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chival:
So happy to see this thread. Someone once opened a thread like this and it was very hilarious.

Please let's keep the stories coming. Unfortunately, I had absolutely no cravings when I was preggers. In fact, it was an extremely uneventful pregnancy.

But my mom told me that during one of her pregnancies, she was craving palm wine so she was stylishly passing a joint where it is sold. She said the way she was eyeing the mugs of palmy, one old man called her in and offered her a mug reassuring her that she had nothing to be ashamed of and that it was the baby in the womb that needed a drink. She then proceeded the guzzle the large mug of palm wine like her life depended on it.

Another time, she said it was peppered rice she saw a mobile food vendor selling to the mechanics when she took her car for repairs. She sharpally bought some, but was too ashamed to eat it in front of the mechanics, but she didn't want popsy to see it either. So, on her way home, she just parked at the side of the road and wolfed the whole thing down.

[size=18pt] THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! [/size]

Thank you for sharing

Sooooo funny!!!

Has Elantracey been banned or what?

Rapsainot:
automated Woman machime

I don't even know how you managed to stay with her for that long...I give you loads of credit. I have absolutely zero tolerance for a lady with a temper... It's so repelling.

Move on with your life man... Don't Ever Ever Ever take her back, a girl like that can kill you and get a good lawyer to help her cover it up or maybe claim self defense

There's nothing better than having a woman that gives you peace as a man. When you're in relationship with a woman that gives you peace, you would look fresher and healthier, people would think you're on some sort of performance drug or because you've been eating well, they wouldn't know it's peace that's feeding your buoyant look.

Elantracey:
long episodes

Go and sit down o jare

SAMBARRY:
Same with me ishilove.i can wake up 3am and feel like eating beans. If I don't eat it I won't be able to sleep. In the morning I might feel like eating rice. When it gets ready I'll loose my appetite

Do you get this cravings only in the middle of the night?

Has it ever happened like in the afternoon...?
Maybe you're at work and suddenly you feel like eating crayfish?

Ishilove


at all at all na hin bad pass true true

Indomie and pepper though

I can imagine how frustrating it was for her, because when cravings like that happen, it takes only the things being craved for to actually satisfy the cravings(I stand to be corrected though) .... I wouldn't be surprised if the baby she gave birth to came out having red hair...unto say too much of pepper tinz. The baby go be like red indian

Elantracey:
You need. deliverance o

Deliverance from?

2SWT:
I don't know ola ola

In that case, I won't be able to use the analogy I wanted to use

Buttom line is that "a" and "The" are different

If I say "a girl".... It means just any girl


But If I say " The girl " it means I'm referring to a particular girl(2SWT)

Now you can't get the meaning of Manrigning in a dictionary .... You can only get it in The Dictionary

Do you understand now?... Even if it's small?

I didn't quite know what to title this thread, so pardon me if the topic seems a bit off. I am not married... hopefully soon, but not yet.There are many things that fascinate me about marriage, one of them is the shared pregnancy phase between couples.I put shared because quite frankly, if a wife is pregnant, the man is also "pregnant" and nothing supports this notion more than the "cravings-phase" of a woman's pregnancy.


This thread is open to everyone who has had one experience or the other with queer [Pregnancy phase] cravings, whether you're married or not, as long as you've been pregnant or know someone who has been pregnant...This thread is open.


I have heard a number of such stories and how the husband had to go through the "seven seas" just to get his woman what she craved for.


Some months ago, my Pastor was telling us about how his pregnant wife woke him up in the middle of the night and was like "Honey, I want to eat roasted corn"

A friend of mine told me about how one of her pregnant friends woke up in the dead of night, requesting for chilled Fanta.

A couple was telling a friend of mine about their own experience - It was around 3am, the man and his pregnant wife were "supposedly" sleeping. Somehow the man noticed from his sleep that there was this noise, somewhat crunchy noise coming from very close to his pillow, when he opened his eyes and turned around, he saw his wife with a tin of Bournvita, using her bare hand to take heavy scoops room the tin to chew, hence the "kreww kreww" sound he was hearing, you know how crunchy Bournvita is.

This is a very light hearted thread.

So come in and share yours, let's have a Laugh and celebrate pregnant women while we are at it

2SWT:
What's d difference

Are you familiar with "poundo yam/Ola Ola"?

2SWT:
Am very fast with the dictionary though l don check ten times but l neva see the word

That's because you are looking for the word in a dictionary...

What you actually need is The Dictionary

2SWT:
lemme look for my dictionary

You go tey before you see am for dictionary

"Manrigning"

AgapeCharis:
heheehehw
Dx guy x funny

I've actually thought about this question before... But if they do poop, I don't think it would be that embarrassing, I would think that the act of opening her legs wide apart for "everybody" to see her birth canal is enough reason to be embarrassed, so if she can openly do that and not be embarrassed.... Pooping shouldn't be too much a big deal... More so that the nurses and doctor(s) would always be prepared for anything like that.

AgapeCharis:
she's just covering up for u. I can see u'v already won elantracey's heart

Dude...Till a lady gets married... Her heart belongs to no one guy...An average lady's heart has compartments or better put offices and departments... Within the offices, there are departments... Just like you have the MD, CEO, Branch Manager, General Manager and Chief Operating Officer, Personal Assistants, Front Desk etc of a company, so also is the heart of a girl compartmentalized

Before marriage, all these "offices" can be interchanged and inter-occupied, but as soon as she gets married...There's only one office- The CEO(The husband).

So... If you want to apply for her heart, you are free

You kept on saying "I feel something for him, I feel something strong for him"

What is This Thing?

Elantracey:
can a brother wrapper his sister?

Ohhh oooooo

Ohhh oooo

Tell them ooo

Tell them

Naijaboiy and AgapeCharis

Your plans have failed

Shebi you have heard from the horse's mouth














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A very pretty horse I must say

tosyne2much:
ride on jawe my boss

Yezzzir

AgapeCharis:
wey ur proof?
Ask her na

Can you see that by poking me to ask her, you have subliminally wrappereded her already

AgapeCharis:
I haven't wrappered her. U can ask her

Taaaasaaaaaar!!!

Elantracey:

Oya come and prove them wrong


Have I ever wrappereded you?

Elantracey:




There's someone missing in that list o

naijaboiy:
oga leave that thing

You even still dey do woman wrappering for this your post.

Which time she become sweetheart?

Chaiiiiiii

E be like say I no go type anything again


I don enter telepathic mode

ronald4lif:
Lol! No point disputing, she's a NL sweetheart and many others too.

But truth be told, don't you think your name was omitted on the list

My name is on the list already

*speed up with my cycling*

Ohhh ooo.... You sheeee

Anyways in the ocean of Nairaland sweethearts, as far as I'm concerned MMC is the "Blue Whale"


*Speeds past in my Ferrari veneno*

naijaboiy:
Upon say I get babe fa!

Una no even pity me

Hihihihooohiiiiheeee

ronald4lif:
About every guy taking turns on nairaland sweetheart

I'm surprised you didn't dispute that.

tosyne2much:
The criterion for the compilation of this list is based on their comments, threads and so on. This is nothing but fun so pls don't take it personal

There are so many ways guys indirectly exhibit their woman wrappering skills without admitting. It's not until you open a thread to profess your love or send PMs to random ladies that makes you become a woman wrapper. Just chill and relax

10 Types Of Woman Wrappers In The Romance Section

10. 1one
This dude has so many woman wrappering skills. I stumbled upon a thread created by cleavermind titled " why you should stop sending PMs unnecessarily". Could you believe 1one wrote a full handout of how to send Pms that won't make a lady turn you down

Feel Free To Add Yours

Have Fun

Well what can I say...


We are in the "point and kill" business



It's a very profitable ministry

ronald4lif:
Don't be in a haste to conclude bruv, you got it wrong

Conclude wetin

ronald4lif:
That term wrappereded crack me up madly lol

It's tosyne2much oo

He was the one that brought the word.

naijaboiy:
Elantracey
Mizmycoli

Ahhhh naijaboiy


Even you??

See let's not lie, there's no guy in Romance Section that has not wrappereded MizMyColi... So no put her name.... MizMyColi na
Nairaland sweetheart.. She belongs to all of us..we are just taking our turns .

That one is not woman wrappering na