₦airaland Forum

NewSoul:
Lol you are a funny lady and the funny aspect of your being funny is you always seem serious with the joke

MufasaLion:
Humans use with different animals for sexual pleasure.

Alphamale101:
Even if she did you know the kind mind it takes

arthurwillia:
Alright you try, Sharon
Let’s talk outside nl na, you Open to That?

Alphamale101:
Saw it 2days ago on someone's whatsapp status

Forget things dey happen oo

arthurwillia:
When will daylight saving start in uk?

arthurwillia:
Oshey citizen
I see you my Gee, when is daylight savings starting please so I can know how to adjust to my interview time

arthurwillia:
I want to fear before

Are you a citizen of a England?

arthurwillia:
Please what visa are you on oo? Documented

penplus:
Wetin you wan take drink medicine before? Stout?

arthurwillia:
Depends
How about a guy on tier 2 work visa, is that a red flag too?

snoopanddre:
How is a married woman ur babe. What was his intension? Let's keep deceiving ourselves, many hypocrites here.

pocohantas:
They look good in pictures, but I won’t fall for it. Ain’t buying that. Do you own some? I think I have two and I just push them aside when picking out one for the day.

Oh, I hate thongs too.

starbuck:
I have been taught this but yet I still don't know my bra size .. My late mom tried her best but I refused to learn...

Right now, whenever i go shopping for my bra size and that my daughter, I call my sister in law to help me remind me of my size and whether I should get a fully padded or lesser �‍♀️..


All my bras comes in black

pocohantas:
By the way, what is your favourite bra colour?

There is a misconception that women hate white bras/panties because they can’t maintain them. I don’t think that is the case with most women. They are just boring and look like old mama something. Red, pink, blue, floral… anything but white please.

kazyhm:
Most Nigerian based or bread abroad have annoying behavior and surprising not different from those bread in Nigeria. Most especially girls.....imagine a born, based, bread and schooled abroad then come to date a yahoo boy in Nigeria...got pregnant and make I no talk am finish..........amongst all the responsible guy coming forward for her.

One expects some level of self control, exposure and rational thought process from them but las las everybody na same

Worth to mention is there mostly control freak and an over sabi.

What they are good at are YouTube channel creation, how to operate iphone apps No Knowledge of different trending topics, fashion, no culture, no character, value just name it....the only difference na accent...........

Double0h7:
Pickmesha spotted

pansophist:
I know at least two black women (one Cameroonian and a Nigerian) that gave their heart to freshies guys, they got used for papers, got them dumped, and even worse, one was made baby mamas against her wish (the Cameroonian). It is not always about the ladies, some Naija guys are also not nice, and high in the freshie circle. Also, other African women do it too. When I first landed, there was this Congolese girl I was dying for in my school, she got the creamy, dark, and shiny black shades, with bad-ass curves, and a killer ass. Damn. but she didn't send me, I suspect it was because I was a freshie. And she told me about her sister in South Africa, that her Nigerian boyfriend impregnated, left, and went back to Nigeria. Would I blame her? hell no. She was looking out for herself, and that is reasonable.

The sad truth is that women do not have much shot after making mistakes, and a single pregnancy to the wrong guy may cause untold damages, she cant afford that. So everything should not be analyzed to blame women, at least not this one. Again, one needs to travel a lot, to see a lot of mulattos with African fathers, who used them for papers and dump their mother. As someone that have toured almost all the countries in Europe, I see this a lot. Especially in Russia, it is so much there. Too many mulattos with mothers, but absentees African fathers. I tried to be friends with some, but they usually have this kind of disgust for anything African and trust that their mother would have done a good job to make them dissociate with anything African.

These women see all these things, and they ain't dumb. New immigrants are most likely to see a woman as an object for legalization, they are most likely to be in a survival mode and at that period, make so many mistakes. Women don't have time to wait for a man to stumble from one mistake to the other before he got it right and even if he does, what is the guarantee that she is not being used? The men saying that they won't look at a Nigerian woman's face if they move abroad, are the same that would want to use her first for papers, they dump her for his imaginary nonblack woman. How is that fair? Nairaland is filled with the advice of men saying that they will never come home to pick a wife, but can't stand being rejected by the same women you don't want over there? These women are human too. They know the game, and one thing you can't beat a woman at is in the social game, it is their workshop.

arthurwillia:
How are they red flag?

neyoohhh:
You're honest.

Although I've seen more bw with foreigner's lately. It seems those white boy's have a type when it comes to bw. You must be very dark, skinny and be a professional.

bukatyne:


Why did you do this na?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Typing from experience?

chival:
That is Robert Powell, an actor.

OChimex:
My goodness, in US or Europe pet animals are so treated like human babies that at some point, they start losing their animal traits, taking human traits.

Our dog now snores like human when he sleeps. He sleeps in our bed.

He sleeps exactly time human sleeps at night and wakes human time in the morning. Lol

UyaiIncomparabl:
He's closer to resting in peace na. Let the man enjoy his life jor. Can your mum still turn 360 degrees in bed for your dad? Is her pussy still tight? Can her pussy grip his erect dick cap? Na young girl go fit work am o.

Don't be silly, please. Except, of course, this thread is a joke.

Ask your mum if she satisfies him sexually and get the answer from there. He must be so starved.

Techguy96:
Even higher, while I was still a christian I tried preaching to an elderly man lo n behold the man didn't believe in those fairy tales. Some might not even be atheist but don't just care about an after life that has not been proven by anyone.
All our memories and everything we know starts and end here on earth, so why bother about death, we weren't bothered before birth.

Secondly Nigeria has not really being a religious country until the last few decades. Alot of the older generation are not really religious.

Nyascobar1414:
When the juice are dried up?

That kind SIMP ehh

2braithe:
If I leave the shores of this country, I won't even consider Nigerian men.
#TeamForeign