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toyosi20188:
You think it's funny? I pray you don't regret this statement on the final day.Peace.

He boiled for ur sins

PSTEMMA1960:
thanks for ur advice and time sir... no pregnant woman prays for and operation.....

as her younger brother i did what i could to assist in my own little way...

trust me i am still trying my best off nairaland to see if i can fix the car and use it for business these festive period.....

What about the person who got her pregnant?

EZEKIEL 23:20

GXchange:
I'm an empathic person. I wouldn't consider myself emotional. Before Xperience, I had never cried while singing any song. I cried as I result of the profundity of the experience I had while worshiping God. Like I tried my best to illustrate I had issues with atheism beforehand, the experience I had was the final straw and it confirmed few of the things I was agnostic about.

My new found belief has made me perceive Christianity in a different light. As with every enterprise that involves human input and supervision, of course its bound to have its errors and shortcomings. But yet there are aspects of Christianity that reveal deep truths about the actual nature of our reality, truths that atheism, by its nature, would never unravel.

You were not a real atheist to begin with. A proper atheist will never leave atheism for Christianity.

Repent. The Fsm loves you and is ever ready to embrace you. All other gods are impastas.

Silly atheists

babythug:
This is simply abuse!

You have to begin to assert yourself first as an adult and then as a man.

Begin to spend less hours at home and more in school find a place to squat during exam periods! There must be a way round this mess!

While you’re home avoid potential quarrel triggers and do whatever chores is expected of you without being told but be firm and assertive in a subtly way!

During holidays look for odd jobs to earn a little income. That’ll keep you away from home and help you begin earn no matter how little for yourself

Good luck

This is the most sensible reply. Imagine others telling him to endure it?

Yeye OP

He dindu nuffin..

Nice thread OP. Deep stuff, this can happen with parents and friends too.

I'm surprised how clean that toilet is

And what job does he do to achieve all that?

FrMbaka:
see this Yoruba skull miner calling me otokoto, your people having been doing what otokoto did, you people do worst than otokoto daily

Ozubulu genocidal community

[quote author=FrMbaka post=73854142][/quote]Otokoto

Sounds about white

B

FrMbaka:
Yoruba demon hating an entire ethnic group because of criminals caught doing illegal drugs

you're born to hate

Baby factry

Henry1006:
My blodas

Nna mehn.. my bloda how market?

dominique:
How can a mother separate from her child for a whole 16 years? What kind of money is she looking for? If I were the daughter, I wouldn't be so welcoming.

Lol, you are naive

Masama:
So it is the church that is supposed to buy arms for Nigerian army

Daddy Freeze is officially mad!!!

You lot aren't getting it. The money the government allowed to be invested in a church could have instead been given to the Nigerian defence.

Freeze is talking about PRIORITIES

Benin republic or Benin, edo?

Awww

samuelchimmy:
Just read this post here
>>>>>>> https://www.nairaland.com/4863111/what-did-when-met-toxic


And I just saw this post on Facebook, imagine the trauma this dude will be going through, is there a justifiable reason for a girl to do this? Why are some girls so wicked, (I'm saying this because this have happened to me twice,yea)

Would you rather she smash ur head rather than the house?

udemzy101:
Story for the gods

Jesus Akbar

MissRaine69:
You will find black women being easily deceived as well
by black men .........
It’s not a colour thing
It’s a woman thing

Nope I disagree. I know about so many cases like this, where a British woman will meet a man and then convert to his religion and even abandon their life in England and move to his country. Many British women are converting to Islam, they are searching for 'truth'

White british women are so easily to influence and deceive

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udemzy101:
Allah akbar kill you there.

Allahu Akbar

Ebola virus?

Rubyventures:
This guy is suffering from schizophrenia hearing voices in his head telling him to do things. its a mental disorder. He needs mental treatment.

I guess all Christians that claim to hear from god are mentally ill too

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equity1:
What I saw in heaven… —Prophet who came to life four days after being declared dead
tribuneonlineng.com Nov 18, 2018 3:45 AM
Shotunde
Prophet Shotunde Kayode also known as Oku ojo kerin, is the founder of Uncommon Favour Evangelical Ministry, Ibadan, Oyo State. The cleric, who claimed to have come back to life four days after being declared dead in an auto accident, speaks with OLAIDE SOKOYA.
My life before an auto accident

I was a naughty boy in those days. I later joined the Nigerian Army, so I’m a pensioner of the military. But, I became a nuisance after leaving the army when I joined a political party and functioned as thug in my hometown, Adeokuta, Ogun State. I have worked with so many politicians, who used many of us then the way they would not use their own children. They used me for different odd jobs but thank God that today, I’m in the vineyard of Christ.

My journey into ministry

I received my calling into the ministry from the land of the dead. I knew nothing about Christ as I was a free thinker. My calling was just coincidental. But, I know that what the Lord has ordained will definitely come to pass. I was involved in a vehicle accident alongside 17 other passengers. I lost my life in the accident. So my body was embalmed with the other 17 victims. It was on the third day and my corpse was dumped in the mortuary that some concerned persons used my phone to call my relations. The phone had rang in the crashed vehicle. Immediately they were informed about my death, my relations rushed to the mortuary to verify my corpse. They saw it lying on the ground, among others. A mortuary is not a place for people in a state of coma or seeking treatment. It is a journey without end. And on the fourth day, the Lord asked me to return to the world. It was the day I heard the voice of God: “Go to the world and release the people that are in bondage, you’re the chosen one.” That was the voice I heard. I sneezed and woke up exactly when my people were about to lower me into the grave in the cemetery. Everybody took to their heels, including my younger brother, who is also a soldier in the Nigerian Army, Jide Shotunde. My body was left at the graveside in the cemetery. The wake-keep for me had taken place in Abeokuta, my home town. The candle night had also been conducted, at Sabo, to be precise.

Ebenezer Obey is bereaved
Between the first and the fourth day, what did God reveal to you?

I remember vividly what we did in heaven. The place was so cool but not harmful. There’s nothing like day or night there. It is a free world. The place was as white as snow. We’re not like human beings; like the flesh of the world. We are just like waves and there was nothing like male or female in that realm, and people kept coming in, multiplying at every regular interval. We heard the noisy wave which showed that people were leaving the world and coming to the realm. I could remember there was this music like in those days with big musical organs like someone playing acapella without drums. The music was so close to our hearing but some far from view. So, you could view who was playing it. The stars we saw in the sky are not like the ones we normally see in the night that are stationed; they go about like house flies. But they are not harmful.

Did you become a prophet because of that experience?

Yes, because the voice I heard from heaven declared, “Go to the world and deliver people that are in bondage.” It means God really sent me to carry out some work in the world. Since then, God has been using me to minister to people. I prophesy to people. Whatever the Lord asks me to do come to pass. So, sometimes, I wonder why and how this happened; it is beyond my explanation and comprehension. Since then, I have gone deeper in Christ. I did not go through a pastor or a church, or have a master who trained me. No, I got my own calling from the land of the dead, in the mortuary, to be exact and since then, the wonders have never ceased in my life.

My view about the world of Christians

I think we have lost love, which Christ symbolises. There is no love again among Christians; in the neighborhood, among brothers, brethren, including pastors and church members. Even though we’ll continue preaching the word of God. But most Christians no longer preach salvation. What they are after is affluence, which cannot take us anywhere. So, concerning Christianity, we’ve lost love. The Lord Almighty is far away from Africa.

Life after a sojourn in the world beyond

I am still undergoing some treatment due to the embalmment injections I received. In fact, the doctors said I was lucky to remain alive till date. Some people who came back to life like me died some months after. I wrote letters to so many churches and organisations for help but I got no response. I still need help to enable me to carry out some tests and treatment.

What God told me about Nigeria

There was a night I cried when I visited a mortuary. I saw children who were victims of a bomb blast. I looked at their generation and screamed that they ended their lives just like that. I wept; I cried and prayed to God to return those children and put an end to these killings. God asked to tell all Christians to embark on a seven-day fast with Psalms 7. God told me he would put an end to all forms of insurgency in Nigeria; that He would make all those behind the insurgency to have a change of heart toward Nigeria.

State of Christianity

There is one thing we call safety precaution; it comprises love, honesty and faithfulness to one another. People prefer to attend churches that have good tiles, pops and air conditioning system with the General Overseer seated in a special place. People now worship pastors and not Christ. Salvation is no more proclaimed as of old; instead, they preach wealth and prosperity. We cannot dictate for Christ where to sit.

Marital status

I’m still single. I’ve tried on several occasions to get someone that can easily assist my ministry because, I cannot do it by flesh but by the will of God. I believe one day, the will of God will come to pass in my life.

My relationship with people

I left my hometown, Abeokuta because our people were not ready to relate with me. People that knew about my death never heard that I woke up again. Once they sight me, they tend to run away from me thinking they are confronted by a ghost. People keep calling me Oku Ojo Kerin. Some still believe I am Akudaya. Some even planned to kidnap me, but I managed to have escaped through police intervention.

Advice to government

And this government of a thing we’re talking about starts from your home and you’re the church. Your home is another government. Your church is another government. If there is discipline in the church, there will be discipline at that highest point of leadership.

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