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Your friend should just finish the course he is doing now. It is not by course in the labour market.

When chickens start growing teeth.

Kabiyesi, agba o ni tan lorile. Ase!

@abujafood, what will you say about policemen going from house to house impounding bikes? The policemen are already abusing the ban.

Good idea Chiboy. But let me give you the killer magic. You cant make much from offerings and tithes only. You must preach the concept of firstfruit to your congregation. Firstfruit is the january salary of members of your church. This thing is more rewarding than blood money. Imagine that you have 100 people in your congregation, with an average monthly salary of 100k. You will earn 10 million every january, plus, you will still earn tithes and offerings throughout the year. Seeds will be sown, and you will also collect project offering (never mind that you might have secured a bank loan to build your church). But for the firstfruit thingy to chop your congregation, you must attach beautiful benefits to paying firstfruits, eg, if you pay your firstfruit, you will never fall sick, you will be promoted, your enemies in the village will die, etc. Nigerians are gullible people. They will be deceived. GO AND SUCCEED MY GUY.

Vote for ACN in 2015 so that you can suffer more. Iya ti e je ko i tii to. We in Ogun state are having our fair share of ACN-inflicted sufferings.

So they just punished people by partially closing the bridge to traffic for months. Naija I dey hail o!

In this particular case, the guy should return the phone to the girl to prove that he is bigger than the phone. He should then leave the girl for good because she cant make a good wife.

DISEMPHRACHISE. The first person I heard this word from was chief olusegun osoba in 2003. The word fear me that time o. My teeth nearly commot when I dey try pronounce am.

They for set the inspector wey hit the man stick for head ablaze. It would have been a classical example of law of retribution used in iran!

Serious issue with simple solution. The girl should just marry her friends.

Banks should start looking towards beggars for deposits o. But na the teller go suffer tire counting 5 and 10 naira notes.

Garri na garri. Gaari ni gaari n je!

All dragnet tests are the same, no matter the coy they are acting on behalf of. Google dragnet questions.

Okada is very good for nigeria. Why? It provides employment which the government has refused to provide. The government has also refused to provide enabling environment for the private sector to thrive and create more jobs. Now, we have a government reputed for putting the cart before the horse. If you are banning okada, you should do that after creating alternative means of transport. The okada riders would be happy to leave their okadas and work in an underground rail system or a modern water transport system. The demand for okadas will drop significantly and the remaining okada riders will know that they have to ride with caution because people have safer alternatives.

But Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's husband, a medical doctor in the US, was involved in a horrible sex scandal with a nurse. Make she face her husband joor!

The twins go fight tire. They will never agree on issues. The woman may gain some fame now, but she go hear am later when the twins start behaving like cat and rat.

And some 'elders' will say Nigerian youths dont read. They will say Nigerian youths are lazy. Is this lady a Nigerian elder?

It is not good. At that age, the child needs love. The child also needs to learn good values firsthand from the parents. From jss 1, a child should be taken to a boarding school so that there wont be distractions from his studies, eg sending him on unnecessary errands, dstv etc

Tear am hot and wicked slap. A junior of mine used to do it in secondary school, and the slaps did the magic!

This is sheer madness. Why dont they fish out those who were involved in the malpractice and punish them?

Kid to dad: How did mummy get pregnant?

@Wolex polytechnic, Abeokuta. The interviewer was eating roasted corn while interviewing me. He told me that my pay would be 4k per month. After the interview, about four of us who went for the interview went to price tokunbo cars. LWKMD!

Product of economic meltdown. Those who can give an arm and a leg to travel out of the country should prepare their minds for it. They dont pick money on the streets of London!

What of good character?

My funniest interview experience was at Wolex Polytechnic, Abeokuta, in June 2010. They told me my pay would be 4k per month. I would also have the duty of marketing the poly and bringing in students. I would get 250 naira for every student I bring to the school. And the interviewer was eating roasted corn while asking me questions. My only task during the interview was holding back laughter.

Blessing wrapped with problems.

Person wey borrow money go contest election no fit learn.

Use Mr or Mrs + their first names or surnames.

Going by the manner bank job is being criticized on this forum, I dont expect anybody to apply for this. But trust Nigerian graduates. We rugged pass anything.