₦airaland Forum

obalukan:
how can you say that? have you been here b4? those that are here do you know how they got resident? i know more about here nothing is impossible.

kenforum:
Hello,
I quite agree with you OBALUKAN.Anybody that is hard working will make it in Dubai.I know some guys that are there and they are all doing well.Obalukan,i will like to confirm something from you about Dubai, pls.give me your contact to reach you or you get back to me.My information is at this website:www.kenariesng.com

Hello Bandiejay,
You do not know that besides,2 weeks visa,Dubai has other types of visas like,1month,2 months,3 months,6months visas,etc.with which you can look for and get a job and get your status changed.Dubai is a good place to make a living.

This is the typical attitude that makes me sick.
How can you make such a claim?
We've seen you all in Diera Dubai where you're making your onitsha market hustling.
As a matter of proven fact, 89% of Nigerians "hustling" in Dubai are illegals, lives below 1000 naira a day, stays atleast 12 in a single room apartment, and does not have any means of identification. Typically, they litter Diera Palm Hotel and California Hotel. This region has become the X district of prostitution and crime. Thanks to my brothers and their very close allies, the Paskistanis.

OP,
If you DO NOT HAVE AUTHENTIC PAPERS please do not venture this way. These idiots advising you will never tell you the truth. This isn't Europe, the moment you overstay you visa, automatically, you start to incur a penalty fee on per day basis. You can only make money in UAE if you're a professional employed from your home country. In such case, the employer will provide accommodation.
I AM TIRED OF CONTRIBUTING MONEY FOR STRANDED NIGERIANS DO NOT COME HERE AND BECOME ANOTHER REFUGEEE

namfav:
what i know a few weeks back fulani villages were attacked, scores people killed, the media did not report it that much, reports are unfair because the only speak about 1 side

It is absolutely obvious that you're a bigot.
Apparently, you're trying to make a case for the fulanis baa?

Don't just throw up words, support your claim with a link otherwise screw you!

no be free oh!

The complete MOU is available on qikileak

There is a clause that read : " Furthermore to this amendment, in pursuance to the position of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, it shall be binding on the GOVERNMENT OF LAGOS STATE and every other benefiting STATE to ensure that the rights of GA.YS are protected within their jurisdiction and a periodic documented report availed on quaterly basis"

OP,

yeah, it has noreen to do with age bro.

I got married when i was 16 and my wife was 14 and we've already had our 3rd baby  

Because we were young, alot of hearsay was in the air, we absconded and moved to Chile.

Now I am my Local Government Chairman!  

Truth be told, we now run a marriage councilling agency. So if you need an professional advise, you can visit my website. we accept mastercard, visa, Amex and paypal only.  

y3mz1:
Hustle? You need an idea of what you'll do when you get there.
Some Arabs don't like it if you can't speak Arabic so general 'hustle' will require it.
Good Luck

Better sit down at home,

Actually, at your age i think you should be able to take decisions independent of trivial external pressures like "my girl is putting pressure on me" or "they want me to start a second house". It seems like you came here to since your praises rather than to seek genuine advice because if you are the professional you claim to be, you will understand the importance of further education in career advancement and growth.

Ok, on a lighter note, GO FOR YOUR MSC!!! (must not be UK)

No now, MMA no cost reach 27kobo

you wan make BPE scam me?

By the way, news reaching us here says that MMA has won the highest nominations as the airport that pisses anybody off on arrival.

from NEPA to Immigration to Toilet Latrine

nawa o.

some idle women are satan's workshops

Vicjustice:
[size=15pt]"Thinking about the kids and the good times" are not enough reasons to be with a heart breaker, the husband needs to show that he will be a one woman's man and be dedicated to his family in order to deserve his wife's forgiveness[/size]
   [size=15pt]How many times does one have to give a "second chance"?[/size]
   [size=15pt]Forgiveness is not for someone who asks for it, but rather for someone who repents and forsake his wrong doings.[/size]

Ok, we've heard you.

So advise the OP since you've counteracted what 190 said

wishes come true, you know

What did you expect to read?

Oya, get back to work!

@Poster, ntoooo!

you don enter hot okoro soup!   you never jam

which way Nigeria, I wish i can be proud of you someday, but that day is yet to come

PDP is a cult, a fraternity that has sworn an oath to the devil. PDP is like diarrhea, it is causing Nigerians running-stomach.

PDP is a disease, that has eaten deep into the fabrics of our pride.  PDP is the reason why many of us don't come home anymore. PDP is like kwashioko see how emaciated Nigerians look, oh PDP! when shall you die? may the vultures feed on your meat when you die, may your mother whirl and be not comforted, PDP! worst than bokoharam, PDP! mtchew! PDP!  

nanidee:
He was definitely the most 'talentless' member of the group, that's why he can't seem to make iτ̅ after the seperation of his group. He was obviously hiding under the cloaks of 2face and faze. Lol.

A̶̲̥̅beg. . . He should search deeper for his talent, music IS NOT for everybody, and like someone suggested, he should cut his coat according to his cloth and move to a smaller appartment if he can't afford his current apartment.

And I do say this unapologetically. No need to sugar-coat talks, so anyone who has a problem with my comment can jump into the ocean for all I care!!

Typical aporoko girl!
BEEF!

Orikinla:
You are very rational in your analysis.

Thank you bro. Am a realist

ezme:
Mathematical modeling
I really need to install this MATLAB
* now searching for free manual to DL*

Bros, na universal language

"value" is a function of "time", "circumstance" and "mood"

If you take the integral of "her value" between Time (t) = "onset of relationship" and Time(t_1) = "current state tending towards infinity",
you will see either a downward or upward trend as the case maybe.

However, if you differentiate this function with respect to other implicit factors: f(x) = "nagging" ; "bills" ; "sex: if any"; "familiarity" even "Nepa"; "cost of isi-ewu" and "the cost of fuel"

You might observe a polynomial trend that may not be consistent with "growth in cost". This means that you may have exceeded the "maximum utility" she can offer.

As for me, i have an iteration model on my computer that computes her value on real-time basis. Once she crashes below a threshold value, it becomes an unprofitable venture, you can deduce the rest.  

@ egift

Please respect Mr. President! LMAO

[quote author=buJu-234 link=topic=814177.msg9662449#msg9662449 date=1322650369]this NNPC cabal can lie,

reduced what?

when Obj was there; he gave 2008 as dead line and MPN (ExxonMobil) worked to build a gas processing plant,
but what happened when he left; they stopped, ; now u are saying 19%,

liars, ;

show me fact with structures on ground,[/quote]I am surprised at the lie too. This is when it gets risky, the moment govt just throw figures to wade off their imcompetence. NNPC is just a scam!

my 27 naira  i know its a lousy job but hey! who cares

wanaj0:
Well, the actions of some (most) Nigerians has made Malaysians to view Nigerians in a bad light. Most of the Nigerians claim to be students but not doing any real schooling. Most are into crime or other vice. Yahoo yahoo and prostitution are the main one. Difficult to find Nigerians with any form of employment. Yet they go to clubs and spend money, ride cars etc. Everyone has got to see that most Nigerians are in to crime and treat them as such. Imagine Nigerians entering Taxis and refusing to pay the correct fare. Now taxi drivers even refuse to carry them now. Dont even talk about the black money issue. Cant think of any country where Nigerians are liked. We need to look at ourselves and change our attitude.

There was the case of a Nigerian who went to a church and told a Malaysian woman that he is expecting his parents to send him money but does not have an account. The Malaysian woman thinking of helping gave him her account number. Once the money was paid, she gave the money to boy and that was the last time the boy came to church. Weeks later the woman was arrested by the police. Apparently her account was used to collect yahoo money that she new nothing about. How do you think such a woman will look at Nigerians?



As a people, we lack integrity and character. Why should the agent lie to you?

you just said the truth. it's really sad

I am begining to think that Nigerians swear more than any other.
make una take am easy now, you feudilistic, bomboclastic, repurgnant non-entities.  
All these Yoruba bigots, just like their fatherless Tinubu should let us hear word. maybe, Obasanjo should die so that we can render our own eulogies. Igbo people, o gini? na watin? Ojukwu was a man with a personal conviction. however, he was a the stupidest war-monger that fought a battle he knew he will never win. Anu ohia   I respect him because am igbo  

Almagiri people, when Gowon go die now? his turn never reach? make una tell am say we dey wait oh  

A man of true character. He fought for what he believed.

Rest in peace

Can someone correct the title of this post.

It should rather read "Malaysian Government out on Scammers " or maybe "Malaysian Government out on Ola Bamitu and Co."

e no get anything worth discussing on this issue, rather e dey make me dey shame the more.

odessa65:
Hello All ,

I am due to leave for the United States after Christmas and I am scheduled to fly Qatar airways with a 8hr Layover in Doha . I have heard lots of stories about how hectic it can get , I am a first time traveller and would love to get possible advice or tips regards this , Thanks in anticipation .

So far, I've only transited through Doha just once, the transfer terminal (color-code "orange" is different from the main terminal (color-code "yellow", it ain't interesting at all. There is no biggie about it, just get mentally prepared to wait the long wait. You might be lucky to find someone to chat you up otherwise, you can get a good sleep better still you can turn to a wanderer.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles.

The harder you try to win her, the more you'll hurt yourself.

Get a job!

Your idleness is making you to take notice of every slight provocation. Kick her out!

blayz0923:
u wan compare the price of jet to battle ship? oboy, where your brain dey?

My brain is intact. I will rather suggest you reboot your win95 CPU you called a brain. 

A German made Corvette / Cutter goes less than 400 million USD
Braunschweig K-130 (Germany)-$309 million

how much did we buy the Presidential jets and how many where they? stop being a dauchbag

Beaf:
We can make it, but we are too phucking lazy and burdened with low self esteem. Is it not humans that made as long ago as 1968?
If for sad reasons, we are incapable, then none of us has the right to condemn the old boat we've bought, because we don't have the money to buy a brand new one.

It appears you just love to talk without facts. Sometimes, i wonder if you just love to coin words to sound intelligible without recourse to a little research.

FRIGATES

Absalon (Denmark)-$269 million

Bertholf National Security Cutter-$641 million

F100 Bazan (Spain)-$600 million

F105 Cristobal Colon (Spain)-$954 million

De Zeven Provincien (Netherlands)-$532 million

FREMM (Franco/Italian)-$745 million

LCS Freedom-$637 million

Holland (Netherlands)-$169 million

LCS Independence-$704 million

Iver Huitfeldt (Denmark)-$332 millon

Nansen (Norway)-$557 million

Sachsen Type 124 (Germany)-$1.06 billion

Valour MEKO A200 (South Africa)-$327 million

F-22P Zulfiquar (China/Pakistan)-$200 million

thats the cost of new frigates. Nigeria can afford them

USaid aid; UNESCO aid; UNICEF aid; IMF aid; Worldbank aid; Paris club aid; and now US Navy aid.

It beats me to see Nigeria remain a recipient of aids and western programme and yet we feel it is absolutely normal to stay same.
All of you commending this "donation" should have your heads checked. Apparently, a "recipient" is always a subject to the "donor" and will uncompromisingly do his biddings. This is the bottomline of western foreign policies on Africa.

SMH @ the responses.

Your minds are gradually being programmed to remain recipients of aids and western programme.
Talk about colonial mentality. We can buy state-of-the-art presidential jets for the dumbest presidents but will rather accept a decommisioned outdated water patrol ship and sing america's praise.

This is trash! we should bury our heads in shame. you can never be greater than your master! Thats the latent message.