₦airaland Forum

treesun:
You will still deny Ibeh's attack?

Yesterday someone narrated how he was attacked by hoodlums (pick pockets) at a particular junction in Enugu abi anambra warning others to beware of that junction.

Guess cos he didn’t partake in the Endsars panel then they were just hoodlums/pick pockets

Calamity cannot befall Anyone attached to this endsars ish

frowland:
Of course it's expected of your type.
Ever wondered why all those names and who is going to take those 50m compensation?

There is a reason those hogwash names where padded; Always follow the money.

Lol we dey wait for the people coming to claim the money

Ematex19:
Please house someone scammed me using his bank account is there a way I can retrieve the money

Visit his bank and make a fraudulent transaction report

frankson1:
Please, Rodgers is no way better biko. The only upgrade is staying longer as a manager than Ole.

Rodgers is overrated

He’s a choker... 2 straight years his Leicester city team choked and couldn’t secure top 4

Then you look at how his Liverpool team spectacularly choked and couldn’t seal the title win

They needed a conte ... even a Zidane can’t help them

massinola:
Serious advice needed please

you should have located a human rights group within your area and anonymously reported these incidents.

Can someone explain to me why STATE resources are being spent on clubs?


SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

western media propaganda

Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

How old is the lady (age range i.e 15-18, 19-23 etc)

Aburada:
Dodged a hug from a man and accepted that of a lady and even gave her his jersey. Safe to say the pussy power is not limited to Nigeria alone

Slawormiir how far? Bring your calculator and let’s calculate the power of pussy

dude came at him in the middle of a football match... that's wrong

this man nko?

Dreydoe:
This is profiling and it's one of the reasons why Nigeria is still backwards till today because of this local mentality. what's the difference between you and Sars with the nonsense you typed here.

lol illiteracy is a bad thing shaaaa ... i wish you well

joey150:
Nigerians don't like accountability. The leaders are only a mirror of the people they lead. We have so many weak institutions because there are simply no checks and balances.

All this ruckus because a financial institution rightfully flagged an account due to a suspicious transaction? Financial institutions flag transactions for different reasons, it's not just about the sum of the money.

The person with the said blocked account can tender the required evidence and they should be absolved of any wrongdoing.

If it's about cryptocurrency, then banks have been explicitly warned by CBN not to facilitate crypto currency transactions of any kind. People should take it up with CBN and Emiefele and not Kuda.

I don't support the stupid herd mentality brewing on social media, neither do I have any incentive to support or crucify Kuda.

I will continue to use my Kuda account until I have a substantial reason not to do so.

I actually read their statement word for word and was impressed ... especially by their choice of words.

And as for accountability? My guy forget it jare.... people wey believe in accountability for this country no reach 100 lol

Every time I get on social media apps like Twitter, Instagram and co. I just shake my head at how narrow minded most Nigerians (old and young) are.

I.e a young chap like myself splashing 10m at a night club and nobody is calling the police? If efcc even manage raid am e go dey video dey claim harassment and people will support him.

... or a civil servant on less than 5m a year stepping onto the altar to announce a donation of N1m to the church “project”

Nigerians never imagine if it were their loved ones who fell victim to the fraud, kidnap, rituals, extortion and other criminal acts the person “might” have done to make that money... it is for this reason that criminality thrives in Nigeria.

No accountability...

Ammishaddai:
When he starts beating her, I hope this picture will be remembered

lol my guy break loose from that type of thought

Kingsley123456:
I met my first love when I was driving from ikole Ekiti to Osogbo osun State in early 2012, we started dating and we loved each other, she always sing it to my hear that she was lucky to have me, but after about 3years in the relationship which I had relaxed and believed that I have found the mother of my children, she came up with a story that, her pastor said we are not compatible and that we will regret if we dare marry each other, I didn't force or persuade her, she left in 2015.

I got into another relationship in 2016 March, this one was really ready to marry cuz she advised me to rent a 2bedroom apartment she even gave me money to get a set of chair and put in the living room for us to start living together... She came back home with the same story in 2017 Feb on her birthday that her pastor said, I'm not the man for her, she left without looking back.

To cut the story short, I did an admission for a girl in 2018, and we ended up dating, I gave her close marking until she had to travel back home cuz of the Corona outbreak, she called me from home and told me that her pastor said, she should not marry me cuz it may not augur well, I begged and persuaded for about one month but she insisted...

I still didn't see it as anything untill last night when the girl I've been dating after Corona break, we met at the teaching practice, we spend most of our time together she literally lived with me ...but she went to Abuja, her parents place last week Saturday, she's been giving me attitudes until last night when she came out bluntly with same story, that her Mom saw it in the dream that her current boyfriend is not the person she should marry, that cries await her if she dares to..

What is going on with me... I'm confused, this one is affecting me.

Intriguing

deji17:
In many countries abroad, what you listed is the job of private companies , not govt. Govt job is to provide basic infrastructure that will provide enabling environment for the private sector, entrepreneurs and investors.

very wrong.. but i won't bother myself explaining.

i will only ask you to tell me where they get their funding?

roads roads and roads

i never see ICT Labs, factories -to produce raw materials etc , chemical labs etc

the world has left naija behind

Samanza89:
'Give youths a chance', 'Give youths a chance'! Now see them making mockery of just a simple privilege to lead a student union government.

I swear we aren't ready!

Na who no know "youths" dey shout give youths a chance

Princedapace:
yes..

Humans should stop forcing people into all these creations. It should be simply done by willful choice.

Africa is a clan based society and the earlier we accept this reality, the better. To avoid all these, build a society that is not centralized

What started all these problems was when Ethiopian prime minister started centralizing the country and appointing his tribe into key federal positions. Lol, that can cause war.

What Buhari did with nepotism could have caused war anywhere.

That is why USA today is not centralized, that is why UK is not centralized. That is why u could see small countries in Europe based on their tribe and language.

Centralizing any country in a multi ethinic society is dangerious. No ethnic group would love to be dominated. Nigeria also has to be sincere and stop all these ethnic domination shit else it will surely explode.

Centralization means peace... You obviously do not even understand Ethiopian crisis that you are even commenting on which i find funny.

For your information, Ethiopia is decentralized. It is a decentralized Nigeria that led to civil war

Also there is no such thing as "small countries" many small countries will be like going back to the stone age and BC era's where peace was seen as a mirage due to numerous wars and invsaions.

Princedapace:
It is not bad to pull out of a union bro.

You cannot pull out of a union just because you lost an election... even within Tigray are you saying a "clan" can also pull out and establish their own country if they wish?

Ethiopia had Tigray firmly in check until these useless colonialists via their mission offices, western media, amnesty international and co. started peddling falsehoods and putting pressure on them to pull out.

Where are these colonialists now? who do you think even sponsored this all thing?

Buhari was smart to ignore these colonialists

Leverage2021:
I bet on it

You don't know politics, the north is used to using and dumping Yorubas that pay biggest price for them from awolowo, abiola etc

South east, south south is always pdp

South west has always been a 50/50 zone

The only region doing mass numbers is north and they vote on Northern interest first with flexibility of switching party

I will mention you after each parties flag bearers are decided

What is the US mission’s business with our internal affairs?

They must be MAD

Leverage2021:
Nigeria next president is coming from North take that to the bank

The issue is whether pdp north or apc north

Because buhari and Bumi are very much having an interest in bringing someone that can be available to them

I asked a question ... are you willing to bet on it? Simple

You haven’t played politics before na why you dey talk all this long story

Leverage2021:
you are a joker

Fulani Muslims have really deceived you so much you believe they would leave a Fulani Muslim in north and go for a tinubu

North rallies around theirs so long you can bring him on a major party

Remember this is a north that can change party for Northern interest

And the south? They rally around the northerners right?

Don’t make me laugh Abeg

Are you willing to bet that Nigeria’s next president is coming from the south?

ezegold4we:
The PDP governor's will pick Tambuwal as Their presidential ticket and wike as Vp, that's The game plan,

Then the APC will present tinubu or osinbanjo as Their presidential ticket, then both South East And South South will vote PDP, then 60 to 70% of northerns will vote Tambuwal And that's game over for APC and finally power will return to North for Another 8yrs, if u can't see This, then you r a newbie in Nigerian political permutations

Tambuwal? Beat Tinubu? Even tambuwal must be laughing right now reading this

Also any southerner that votes a northern candidate in 2023 is a joker

holutee:
I boarded a car at iyana oworo with one other guy and the driver (making 3 of us), the driver stopped to buy yam at mile 12, never spent upto 5 minutes, upto 4 LASTMA appeared from nowhere, they instructed the driver to get down removed the key, the driver entered their mini bus leaving myself and the other guy in the car , one of them took over the driving, was driving us to their ikorodu office , as a sharp guy, I managed to recording some minutes , the recording shows one of them clearly, we were about reaching agric when they called their colleague driving The car to turn back , obviously after negotiating with the guy (owner that was together in their mini bus, when they called their colleague, he was driving at the same time receiving their call, was watching him from the back, I sharply cram the contact, dialled it on my truecaller brought out the name,
the drama started after they returned back the car to the owner, he told us they requested for 50k, but he gave them 10k, I told the driver that he should not worry that I would track those guys ,on getting to my bus stop I dropped , paid the driver but he said no, I forcefully paid him that he should not worry ,I collected the drivers number promised to update him , I called the lastma guy contact told him I have all the necessary evidences, I mentioned his full name, mentioned their colleagues name that drove our car too, I told him I recorded everything that transpired, his voice started shaking, fournately my phone always record calls, I sent the video evidence to him on WhatsApp, together with my recorded voice call with him where he already admitted to the crime & like 5 of his pictures, he was so sacred, he said "where are u bros, come back to mile12 pls "I told him never, after persuading me ,he then said I should go and do whatever I like, the statement vex me, I Immediately I DM instablog9ja , gistlover and ubifranklin on instagram, I screenshot and sent to him (the LASTMA guy), was about sending to LASTMA GM , when his call enter started begging, he started calling me with different numbers, I kept cutting his calls, I picked up the call, his other colleagues started begging me I said nothing like that that I would teach them a lesson, I later changed my mind, gave them 30 minutes to refund the 10k they collected, I called the driver to send his account number to me ,in less than ten minutes, the driver called me to inform me that he has seen the 10k alert, he was so so happy, the LASTMA guy called me to confirm I said it has entered , I later called him that they must pay 5k damages to make it 15k,he started begging me, I just decided to let it go and warned them.i later deleted my chat with instablog9ja & gistlover, thank God the messages were yet to be delivered.

But you admit the driver broke the law right?

Hardfacts234:
The lion of Biafra!

Watch how the DSS official quickly shifted his attention to Kanu's younger brother after KANU confronted him. He couldn't even face Ohamadike for too long.

Ohamadike means "the people knows the mighty one "

watch the vid again...the Younger brother spoke to the DSS official and the official also reacted

no dey beat chest

Cokahot:
Simple,either he ran awith boys money,or the person he felt he scammed traced his IP and the idiot was all alone.
Or he ran away with drug money. What else that to let bullet shells scatter. I know it def can't be naija he got popped.

My guy just dey hope say these scammers no go use your pic as dp.

Read a story about a babe who was tracked down by a victim in the US gunned down and eventually FBI agents found out she was actually innocent.

One idiot thousands of miles away used her pics and as she kept updating pics the idiot kept updating:

Was a sad discovery ID doc .

post=107465803:
ADC Governorship candidate, Akachukwu Nwankpo votes against himself in Ihiala LGA also canvas support for APGA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7NLJphRvk

https://www.facebook.com/129804217088399/posts/4503740583028052/

Can you see why many countries adopt 2/3 party systems

Dude397:
Good evening everyone. To cut the long story short my mental health issues started in 2012 when I tried weed in the university. It's not genetic. I've also been in and out of psychiatric hospitals a good number of times. However I'm currently on medication and I've been able to manage the condition. I was also able to graduate and I've also done my nysc and my family is planning on opening a small business for me since job has not been forthcoming.

However my health condition has been kept secret by me and family and I'm currently dating a nice girl. Please should I tell her my secret. What caused most of my episodes was refusal to take my medication and all that but right now I'm very okay and for some few years now I've been going about my daily affairs without any issue. If I let the cat out of the bag I don't think she may stay cos the stigma of mental health issues is not a joke. Please I need your advice on how to handle this delicate issue. Thanks

I will advice you tell her just the surface truth not the whole truth

This bill will be a game changer

It will actually increase wealth cos now these yahoo boys and politicians will look for more willing tools to launder their funds via legitimate means.

I.e many will suddenly begin seeing venture capitalists spring up like in America lol

southniyikaye:
One of the best comedians with good content..
Happy married life mama Gordons..

Hallelujah lmaoo

Effortless jokester