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"happy friday" indeed o,  ke na le di happy pills  for nou, gonna have them, later on England vs Algeria, ke tla be kenwa, it's dry but you can drink it, hopefully this Friday, wont end on the same note as the last Friday,

so lofty, hows'it about that double barcardi and lime, with a slice of lemon 

was just about to order double bacardi and lime, overheard the conversation and stepped right on out for a Lite Sprite,

where's your Sani Kaita thread o, I had such a laugh last night, looking for it now can't find it
u shud do a one man show o,

you're even more silly than i thought for thinking you only have to have s-e-x to be unfaithful 

judging by what's happening now, S.A & Naija might suffer the same fate

forget Ronaldo,

. STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES,

U don't want to hurt 'wonderful Shade' but you've no hesitation hurting your wife. SMH,
no where do you mention that you've told her you be married, if you're going to cheat, cheat with an honest conscience o,

if my brother were to fall for a preggy belly, i'd say, wait until the baby is born, until 6 months after the fact. Preggy bellies are hugely emotional, if she's single she's likely looking for some sort of support (NOT FINANCIAL, BUT EMOTIONAL), one would have to be emotionally mature to deal with that, also, because of the hectic change in lifestyle after birth, a woman generally over looks the man and concentrates on the baby, so the guy has to be prepared for some rejection (which one can deal with if it's your blood child, but if not )

Also because of of the emotions of being preggy, a preggy belly can think she's in love, when she's actually not, so then the relationship is not really a relationship,

So poster, tread carefully when dealing with a preggy belly, ensure she's not on the rebound or looking for a daddy for her unborn, One doesn't need to be physically in a relationship to be in one, one can be in an emotional relationship with an absent somebody,

Just for those of you who don't know, preggy bellies are for the enlightined males, highly erotic, get in touch with your hormonal selves if you don't know,

cabcaz:
I think this has to be the worst WC ever! The atmosphere is a complete joke now! And you know why? its because of that damn silly vuvuzela!! I cant hear the supporters singing ! No drumming! No real trumpets all because of this silly F**king vuvuzela! This is embarrassing for Africa as a whole. Everyone around the world is saying it shows who uncivil and ridiculous African are. Before the world cup I boasted there would be a sort of carnival like atmosphere. But how wrong was I!! Lets face it you have adults blowing this silly thing non silly behaving like kids you have just given a new toy to. If these South Africans are so dumb and have no other way of celebrating then fine, blow your silly plastic toys in your matches but ban them at other games. This would not have been a problem but the authorities allocated a huge % of free tickets to locals and they have invaded all the games with their silly plastic toys.

Right now I am in Japan and trust me, the Japanese at the most tolerant people but even they have had enough of this nonsense and for once I have seen their frustration. The sad thing everyone is generalising Africa as a whole and saying we are selfish and inhospitable hosts. The lack of awareness is so shocking and typifies one of our problems.

So there you have it my people! I cant wait for this WC to end, I cant see it veer coming back to African thanks to this silly vuvuzella!!

Spoken like a someone who truly hates themselves,

in any case, thank heaven you're not in S.A, because whilst everyone is touting this as an African world cup, here u are bashing the only country on the continent that had the self belief to host it. , darkie o worse,

FYI, this thing wont ever come back to Africa because no other african country, has the resources, infrastructure and credible international rating like S.A,

THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS,

SA Goddess:
There is no winning here!

As for you Schweet using words like nogal, so here, so local, so lekker!

glad i could oblidge o,

@ poster according to Obodo999 on his; thread, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-461653.0.html. It is a crime, of epic proportions nogal,

SA Goddess:
Would washing the woman's car be wrong?

apparently it is

Obodo999:
^^^^^^^^^ @ 28Schweet. I don't know you and you don,t know me. You have no right to look down on anybody just because they sell pure water or not to your standard as long as they are not financially depending on you. And that is a fact of life.
Listen you can husstle till you die if you are not satisfied with you lot. As for me, My happiness, health and the freedom to do what I want is more important to me than any money in the world. I am set up for life so I do not have your mindset.

here's the deal, if she was thinking bigger and out of the box, together with you , you'd know that if she flavoured the water, offered it in different sizes, or may be froze it, etc she'd make that much more money, whether you need the money or not, i don't look down on anyone, not when they are on the same level as me anyway, & u sadly are not,

The african in me says, CIV, the realist in me says Portugal, because their superstars actually manage to play as a unit, our european team infested african players teams can't manage to gel, but I am hopeful, if the Ivory coast fail to win or draw, lol, atleast it'll be to a credible opposition, Cameroon lost to a team that's been making cars longer than they've been playing football,

Obodo999:
What is your target for thinking 'big' and how do you define success and poverty. From your post, you are the kind of woman I tried to avoid marrying. A nagging wife that will push her husband to commit crimes all in the name of thinking 'big'. A person who is not satisfied with his or her lots is defined as selfish. greedy, and alaini itelorun. Even Obama can feel there is always something better than his present position. Where do you stop?. Then you get hypertension and start complaing about stress. You need to cahnge your mindset.

The above are the rantings of someone satisfied with their lot in life, even when there's opportunity to grow and improve their circumstance.

I'm lucky in that the person i'm committed to, has enough drive for the both of us and our kids, you see we want the best education, opportunity and material comforts for our kids, and their kids', kids,

I don't want to go biblical, but in this case, I think I've got to, because you attacked me without knowing me. there were three guys that were given talents, the one buried it, the other doubled his, and the other quadrupled it (not verbatim, mind you), but you get my drift, god gave you an ability to do something with yourself, USE IT!

Like everything else in life, there has to be a balance between what one does and the return one gets,

Success = not having to depend on others for my NEEDS,
Poverty = having to depend on others to fulfil my NEEDS,

when a person is 'in love/lust' it comes across, their aura is one of peace and happiness, and people are generally attracted to that, , but like someone said, we generally want what we can't have,

bolalonu:
Pls i jst need your advice on what to do. i have been dating him for almost three years now and we are working towards getting married in december this year. but yesterday he jst started acting funny, how?

he called me in d morning to tell me how much he loves me and that he is missing me. then we agreed we'll see after service in church. as i was abt leaving the house it started rainning so i cldnt leave the house. i sent a bb message to tell him it was rainning and he said it was rainning at his end too. i actually expected him to branch at my house to pick me up so cld go to church together since it was rainning. but he jst went to church on his own i called but he didnt [ick up. Then he called after service that where was i, told him i was at home that y didnt he pick my calls. he said he was in church and didnt see it till after service. i was annoyed n he said sorry. then after like 30mins i called to to confirm where he was, he said he was at home and he was on his way out to a friends place. it was surprising cos that wasnt d agreement and i told him to come and pick me at home. then he jst changed his tone and said no, that we'll see when he gets back in 40mins. i was annoyed n i said ok. then he called 10mins later that i shld come to his house. on getting there he wasnt at home, he said he'll soon get home. when he came we went out to eat at a fastfood closeby but he didnt talk me. thruout yesterday he jst kept to himself and later said i annoyed him. i asked for what i did but he refused to say it. i pleaded for a long time n when i was abt leaving in the evening he said he heard i was bleeping up. i said how and that he shld explain but he refused to say anything and he was really cold towards me. infact he didnt take me home as he normally does. the he sent a bb msg that he jst wants to reflect,

i really dont understand what is going on. ladies what shld i do n guys what do u think. cos i av begged him bt he refused to talk,

From reading your thread, I can only conclude one thing, either you are projecting your own infedility on your guy, or you don't trust him, for whatever reason. Tell us the whole story o, cause i swear, what i'm reading between the lines ain't pretty

stanbiggi:
Hi house,
ladies pls dont be unfair to your judgemnet on this guy, he left the banker because she was nt giving him what he needed, that does not mean that he is a sexist, even if he is but he is not involve with multiple sex mate. so pls give him credit .
i also is in a relationship with a banker who is an internal auditor, man i must confess that this girl has made me do things i would nt have done due to her incurable love for money and wealth. e.g i have change my job about 4times since last year to this year just to get a better pay,still she is still not satisfied and most times decietfully, which i do know she is not proud of me.
since, i can really get the big job that can pay me the whole world ,i ve decided to travel out of the country to hustle and she is saying to to that my decision.
in short , these banker are not good girls to take has wife 'only them go fit marry themselve' although i am still with her but she will soon get a boot,

, so in your esteemed opinion, a woman who wants you to dream big and better yourself is no good, rather you go marry a woman who'll allow you to remain at the bottom of the well, and your'll suffer together till eternity,

The advantage of being with an educated/learned person, is that they always know there's something better and bigger than what one is settling for, the world is an oyster for one with money, knowledge, wisdom and a never can die attitude. try it sometime

  @ poster, 

I don't know if anyone mentioned this anywhere before; some posts were just so verbose and I didn't have an inclination to read them.

My two cents worth, encourage your lady to read. It is simple and free. Tell her to stay away from the American programs because English is not their first language, not proper English anyway. 

Judging by your post, I'm assuming, your children are not going to be speaking their mother/father tongue, which will be such a shame. Yes, we should strive to speak and write proper English, but it shouldn't be a measure of our intelligence or illeteracy. I'm sure when you communicate with her in vernacular she comes across as knowledgeable and intelligent.

Regards,

as a south african, all i can say is, THE VUVUZELA IS HERE TO STAY, even the English were blowing it against the USA.
If the FOREIGNERS DIDN'T LIKE IT, THEY WOULDN'T BLOW IT!! Then it'll be left to the few South African's that are there to blow it at other games other than S.A games,

What amazes me about the broadcasters is that, they are inside broadcast booths, don't they have pitch (sound control) to block out the vuvuzelas,

eish, for stupidity,

1,2:
Three sentenced for robbery on foreign journalists

"Two of the accused were convicted of robbery with aggravating circumstances and sentenced to 15 years imprisonment each," said advocate Menzi Simelane, adding that a third was convicted of receiving stolen property and was sentenced to four years imprisonment.

Simelane, adding that a third was convicted of receiving stolen property and was sentenced to four years imprisonment.

Bright Madzudzu, a Zimbabwean national, Obunna Ndzubuisi Nigerian national and George Magubane also from Zimbabwe, were convicted and sentenced in Protea Regional Court in Soweto on Friday night.

One Spanish and two Portuguese journalists -- Antonio Simoes, Rui Gustavo and Miquel Cerano -- were asleep in their room at the Nutbush Boma lodge in Magaliesburg on Wednesday morning when the robbers broke into the room.

Armed with a firearm and knife, the robbers stole items including cameras, laptops, clothes, a passport and cash in Euros and US dollars.

The police have recovered some of the items.

The estimated value of the stolen property is R388, 000.

Eight cases have now been heard in some of the 56 courts dedicated to deal with all criminal cases relating to the FIFA 2010 World Cup soccer tournament.

Swift justice, nice, now if only they can maintain it even after the tournament,

1,2:
Uruguay team robbed of R91 800

Thieves broke into the Uruguay team hotel and stole $12 000 (about R91 800) from two of the squad while Uruguay were playing against France at the World Cup, Uruguay media reported on Saturday.

The robbers broke into the rooms of Ernesto Rodriguez and Daniel Marotta at a hotel in Cape Town during the Friday night game.

Rodriguez was robbed of $4 000 and Marotta was missing $8 000.

After reviewing surveillance camera recordings, South African police believe a member of the Uruguay delegation may have been involved. - Sapa-dpa


I am getting sick of this, these guys are stealing from each other and they are blaming the South African. It shows that they b\never wanted to come and compete on this continent. Mony gets lost inside the hotels and there are security at the hotels and also the rooms are locked. If something is lost in the Hotels, its either your friend or the cleaners in the Hotel

1,2 FYI, this was an inside Uruguay job, one of their own perpetrated this crime.


What baffles my mind though, is how those players don't use the safe's in their rooms, why not lock their suitcases and why the said hotels, in the case of the Greece and Australian media in Rustenburg, the cameras are not being used to catch the criminals and monitor the corridors, etc,

Some of these robberies, have the smell of inside job on them

K'naan's song is hottttttt, after last nights performance by him I can believe it o, I mean, did u see Will.I.Am trying to share in the shine, ROTFLMAO,

Agluvs9ja:
Hi, i am jus wondering how y'all feel abt your bf/gf or spouse, bringin d 'ex' stories into rily important conversations?. especially d ones they jus broke up wit b4 u?. My Bf does it sumtimes, nd it rily shuts me off completely, though i try not 2 show it so dat it doesnt luk lyk im jealous over nothin. Am i alone in dis kind of situation?, Thanks.

ur definately alone, some of us, know how to put a stop to that crap b4 it progresses b4 the sentence is finished.
here are some tips,

1. after intimacy, shoud u be indulging, you can go, oh you're good, but not quite like my ex.
2. when he brings up her name, say, wonder why you're not with her if she's so wonderful,
3. say, 'keep going like this, and next time it'll be my name you mention to some girl'
4. just stare blankly at him, and not reply @ all, if he cares he'll ask y no reply, say, i thought you weren't talking to me,
5. WALK AWAY, when he asks why, tell him, I'M HERE, SHE ISN'T,

capish,

ellamikky:
On 08/06/2009, my b/f and I attended one of our colleague’s birthday ( a lady ). So when I was feeling sleepy, I left there nd d follwing day I learnt they danced together bt I ddnt see it as any thing. Later on I started hearing rumor dt my guy was datin dis gurl, I was mad. So I asked but he didn’t deny. He begged me 4 4givnes, bt I told him if only he culd stop goin out wit d gurl. But I culd no longer trust him and I was feelin too much pain coz the lady’s office is in the 3rd door to my office. That was how I left them i.e I quit and got married. The thin now is, the guy is begin me just 2 4giv him. But I just cant. u knw y? he is so wicked, he disgraced me, he demeaned me. he is selfish and incinsiderate.The pains is stil in me coz am seein him and the lady in the office every day. SHOULD I FORGIV HIM? BUT EVEN IF I DO, IS AGAINST MY WISH. i need your candid advice pls. no insult pls

1. a year later you're still hung up on this, you dumped him didn't you , what was the point of dumping him if you're still entertaining thoughts of him.
2. Wasn't he all those things when you were dating him, or did you over look those qualities when you were with him
3. In seeing them everyday, do you see them together, and was this a 'office triple sin', that seeing them still together and happy makes you sick, so much so that you can't forgive him even when you've moved on, i.e. got married and probarbly had some poor sod, falling in love with you even though you were probarbly on the rebound.

4) HOW LONG HAD YOU KNOWN THE GUY YOU ARE MARRIED TO, BECAUSE EXACTLY A YEAR LATER YOU ARE MARRIED, BUT YOU'RE HURTING FROM THE GUY WHO PRECEDED YOUR HUSBAND. ARE YOU STILL 'IN LOVE' WITH YOUR EX?

jokingmary:
Mandy Hands, 45, said she forgot 11-year-old Curtis was sleeping inside the house in Coventry after she gathered up the family's four greyhounds and son Ashley, 16.

She only remembered her grandson after someone asked whether anyone else was inside - prompting a rescue operation by firefighters.

Mrs Hands told the Coventry Telegraph: "I can't get over the fact I left my grandson in bed.

"I was panicking so much trying to get everyone out that I forgot he was here. I never even checked on him.

"It was only when we were outside and someone said, 'Is there anyone else in there' that I remembered him, but no-one could get back in.

"I stood outside shouting up at the bedroom window and that was when the fire engines arrived."

Firefighters found Curtis - who was visiting from Portsmouth - asleep in a back bedroom and carried him to safety down a ladder as flames consumed the kitchen downstairs.

All three occupants were treated in hospital for smoke inhalation after the drama in Woodway Lane, Woodway Park, on Monday morning.

Mrs Hands' husband Craig, 41, and their eldest son, also called Craig, 19, left for work before the fire broke out. It is thought a faulty toaster started the blaze, which gutted the kitchen and damaged the rest of the house.

No one is kicking themselves more than that old lady.

It's human error, and not the love of pets, she's not used to having him there, so one can forgive her for forgetting him,

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE,
1. did he not ever use protection
2. did he not ever go for a test before
3. how long had they been going out, for the reports to only reach him after their break up
4. in this day and age, with all the antiretrovirals available, it's best he goes to get tested so that he can deal with whatever outcomes there are,

;d