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Biomechanics

About damn time.
Na only woman fit be Orobo?

She dey diss slay queens na ein she carry heavy weave and earing put for head

OP We af hiaring you.

You is fine geyL

How is you?

MrDandy:
One thing is that white people are being rated highly by most of we black people- mostly from Africa, but most of this white people I consider them as smellos.. and as for me have always been attracted to black girls than white girls right from day 1

No earthly creature beats a sexy black woman...

If you're here and you live in ATL, pop in and say hi

I remember watching a video of a mexican woman who was getting a lot of maggots removed from deep inside her vagina, because flies apparently laid eggs on her panties that she hung outside.

Although that only makes one wonder the state of her vagina AND the seriousness of her washing the kpata BEFORE flies would see the situation and think "Yes this is a disgusting enough place to raise a family".

So basically, if your toto stinks, and you don't wash your kpata well, do not hang it outside.

Look, Solomon had 300 wives, 700 concubines and only 1 dick.

I don't care how much a man might brag about his abilities, no man can go through all of that in even a year....and YET still have the mental capacity to be the world's wisest man (It's a proven fact that too much sex makes one stupid. Ask the nearest thot).

It's an easy bet that some days, bro just kicked back with a bottle of wine.....and watched them eat each other out.
Beautiful sight. Entertaining AF.

Women are sexually fluid by nature. Culture/upbringing might restrict them, but it's no coincidence that girls are always jokingly playing with each others bodies in the name of BFF. But when was the last time a guy grabbed another guy's blokus as a compliment? lol see BEAT!

mysticgal:
Dude,I may agree with you but guys are never serious, even if they are, they've got multiple women servicing their kongos .so why would I want to waste my time with such a person

I think you and this thread are talking about 2 very different things.

Perhaps it would be best to take your bitter/jaded ass someplace else?

Na 50 shades of Black be this one.

She is free to catch her freak whichever way she wants. Y'all stop judging.

samobaba:
@ op you make this to discourage people from appreciating your good intentions. You copy this meal from keto meals and keto lifestyles. what is best used to thicken the coconut fufu is the phsyllum husk ( a kind of fiber) the meal is recommended for people fighting fat and avoid carbs. it's a nice swallow in place of wheat as swallow. There are other swallows like carbagge fufu and egg plant amala. Check up ketogenic lifestyles for more low carbs meals.

Post links please

Gemc3:
This post came to me at the right time.

Why?

QueenSuccubus:




Aha...it depends what kind of kissing ur girl is giving to another girl.

Is it a friendly kiss or is it a lustful kiss?

And if u see them on the bed together..are they juz talking or are they both nak€d ?

So, generally i cud say it depends on the type of situation when u catch yo gayl

Honestly, You strike me as the kind of woman who would have experimented with the taste of another woman in your past (or maybe present?).
Did I guess correctly or has it always been strictly dickly? Nothing wrong with either

Wow this is really interesting.
The issue with our Nigerian foods is that its too high on carbs.
Some people's bodies and metabolisms handle excess carbs differently but for most of us, it tends to lead to weight gain.

It's easy to get a healthy Nigerian soup (green, leafy ones are the best) but the challenge is always in finding the healthiest okele (swallow).
Hi-fibre, Lo-carb Coconut okele would make sense....also I love coconut. Coconut oil is my fav body oil and cooking oil for making stew.

If someone made a business around coconut fufu, I'd be willing to invest.

okpakovicky:
.lol.omo c beefin .. tnks anyways

Lol no beefin O. Rabbit teeth is actually cute on chicks

The first pic, with the rabbit tooth yeah

firstking01:
So, if you walk in and saw your gf kissing another guy you gon fight huh?

This has already been addressed sir

This is pretty much how I think


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fh5OeSuOhA

Paulpaulpaul:
I have the unusual desire to abuse you but you be guy. All you want is to achieve a fantasy party. But has it occur to you that your girl's girlfriend can invite her over and her own guy, maybe infested join them forthreesome? And you will end up having foursome ?


Guy, wake up! Puss.y is to be monopolised. You must monopolise it completely. I can't trade my girl's puss.y for anything.


If you need a party, get some clean Olosho and get it done. Life is xort

You're not making any point.
How is an olosho better than your girl having a girlfriend?

LastMumu:
Most Nigerian men are either confused or mentally retarded. When they see gay men they go all vicious, remembering how our culture and our religion are totally against homosexuality but when they see lesbians, they start thinking about having threesomes. Wtf?

Presh900:
Double standards!!! Yet if you see two guys doing same, you'd definitely lynch them ... Lesbianism is simply disgusting alongside with all types of homosexuality.

What's my business with lynching 2 guys who dey take to yansh?
That's their problem.
Nigerians have this pointless, self-righteous need to become illogically enraged over shit that quite frankly isn't their business.
The art of gay male sex is revolting...but it's their yansh life. I wouldn't go out of my way to assault anybody in some purely self-gratifying fury.

MhizTenderly:
And she is allowed to kiss them?

She can do whatever she wants with them.
They can even go down on each other.

As long as:
- No diseases are involved
- No other guys are involved

She can catch her freak.

MhizTenderly:
Why won't you feel hurt?

I just don't feel threatened by lesbians or bi girls.
As long as I am the only guy in that story, there can be as many girls as they need to be.

My girl can have a girlfriend.

QueenSuccubus:




Aha...it depends what kind of kissing ur girl is giving to another girl.

Is it a friendly kiss or is it a lustful kiss?

And if u see them on the bed together..are they juz talking or are they both nak€d ?

So, generally i cud say it depends on the type of situation when u catch yo gayl

She could be going down on the other girl or vice versa for all I care
As long as the other girl is also fine, I just don't see myself given a damn.

If I do, it will be just forming to take advantage of the situation

The average nigerian male is a caveman who thinks love making is all about 2 people viciously smashing their genitals together.
No curiousity, no exploration, and pretty much zero imagination...

My regards to the women who have to deal with this kind of ignorance

Me and my guys were discussing this and I figure I should open up the topic to NL fellas too:

If you walk in one day and find your girl/wife kissing another girl, or in bed with another girl.....would you feel "hurt" by this?

Personally, I wouldn't. I would simply note that my girl is freaky enough for future 3-way possibilities.
But I don't think I would be angry or whatever if I caught her with another girl. I would only bust someone's face if another guy is involved.
But that's just me.

What's your opinion?

Traditionists are to be avoided at all costs.

2Buff came back to Nairaland and decided to click on the very first frontpage topic he sees.
2Buff realizes it is a whole 3-page thread dedicated to some girl's bladder malfunction.

2Buff cannot comprehend why this is somehow news worthy of discussing in a frontage capacity.
Perhaps Nairaland is no longer on the level 2Buff remembered it to be when he last left...