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This cannot happen without military intervention though...

MissRaine69:
I don't dream of swimming I swim as often as I can. As for living underwater no not really. There is no network signal no suya I would be utterly miserable

Sounds Legit. We can be friends then.

The UK is in immigrational war with Nigeria.
Y'all just don't know yet.

Even studying in UK now doesn't get you anything.
It's like "Eh come and give us your money if you like, but get out when you are done".

They are tired of taking in people that have hitherto refused to better their own country and purge corruption from their midst.
WE SHOULDN'T NEED TO GO TO FREAKING UK FOR ANYTHING!!! We can be better, and we must be for the sake of our children!
See my suggestion for Nigeria here:
https://www.nairaland.com/3932198/tabula-rasa-all-nigerian-politicians#3932198.1

Ghana is a much more sane and livable place than Nigeria today.
If Ghana had even a QUARTER of the resources in Naija, they would be able to utilize it better for the good of all.
Even without this, Ghana has pretty much constant electricity, an infrastructural requirement before any country can claim itself to be civilized.

Why is Ghana different?
Because some years back in Ghana, the ruler lined up all Ghanaian politicians and killed them.
Reset.
Clean slate.
Tabula Rasa.

Through-out history, this is the only way to effectively purge corruption from any government.
Sorry but all claims of "change" and all these parties.....they are all the same...as we've seen. It's all wash-rinse-repeat. Loot and pillage sectors till they run underground, then loot and pillage it even more. No consequences.
It will never change. And your children and their children will be subject to the same tyranny
This I promise you O nigerians.

But Nigeria is ripe for a take-over. And it can be easy, clean and swift.

The major factor previously stopping us from doing so in the past was the fact that the US was always in everyone's business and excessively policing what another country can or cannot do. We feared been labeled as geo-political outcasts...mainly by the US.

But now, under Donald Trump, I assure you the US could care less about what one country does to reset itself and purge itself from corruption towards a brighter future for its children (heck, Trump would even be envious given his own internal political battles).

I repeat, Nigeria needs a HARD reset...

nextprince:
And when same is done to Table Tops in the North, don't start acting your names and be shouting blue murder.
Besides, what's my business with where you stand on cownu matter? How am I involved?
Will you gtf outta here?

Bruv, direct me to a full-size version of that pic please

BoluGabriel:
This one happened while conducting anthropological research in a village in Ogun state.... There was this shrine where we went, and we were supposed to take pictures. we had already taken a few shots before the herbalist told us not to use our cameras or phone camera i.e we must not take any picture there cos it is a sacred place.
Lo and behold, when we got back to school all the pictures we took at the shrine went blank... all the pictures were black....
Since that day, I start to fear jazz!!!!!

Next time, remove your lens cover.

amdoyin82:
wash! keeping herself holy does not guarantee deep and materialistic relationship. It will only keep a sex addict with good iintentions away from her. Character and presentation matters a lot too.

I don't understand....
We say every time that women should deal with their issues before getting a man.
Shouldn't a man deal with his issues too before getting a woman?
I don't think anyone wants an addict of anything.

And here this nigga making a sex addict look like it's some kind of prize because na man
In fact, Some naija dudes are deserving of insult with all that pointless arrogance.

MissRaine69:
I love water , swim a lot and no not a fish I have legs

Most fish have legs these days o.
Do you sometimes dream of swimming? Living underwater? Dat kain ting?

MissRaine69:
What do you bring to the relationship?

Seems like you like water very well.
Are you a fish babygurl?

i blame the man if he ends up in a relationship like that....and STAYS!

First of all, your username makes me highly suspect you are just a guy paid by Seun to post useless threads.
How many Nairaland girls even know what bitcoin is?

Secondly, say we play your game and believe you are a girl, it just means your pucci stank and he just doesn't know how to tell you without you getting emotional and insulting him. Girls have created quite the reputation for themselves of not knowing how to deal with truth, no matter how softly it is delivered.

Here's how it usually goes:
- GuyA tells you what's up with that pucci. It needs help.
- You insult GuyA and call him names (little dick, etc)
- The next day, you go and get vagisil or see a gyno to figure out what crawled up in there and died.
- Eventually sha you get it sorted out
- You go and give the fresh pucci to guyB, whom you feel you can do shakara for, because he doesn't knows what it was like before.
- GuyA loses. GuyB wins.

This is how this stank pucci scenario plays out 90% of the time.
The other 10% is broken down as follows:
- 9% - She doesn't learn and continues to harbor stank pucci. No-one wins
- 1% - After fixing her stuff, She goes back to guyA to give him that fresh gyno-primed pucci in appreciation for his honesty. (i.e. guyA wins)


As you can see, these are terrible odds for guyA. So why should guyA suffer so that guyB can win?

Solution:
Just check for yourself and be sure your pucci doesn't stank. You may be unable to detect this, so ask a girlfriend or something if she smells the fish when you're around.

Dlordsamurai:
some people are full of doubt, people dont actually know that wearing of shoes in your room at mid night to pray brings quick result.

Sounds like an inversion of scripture if anything.
When one prays to God, wouldn't you say one invites the presence of God and is hence on holy ground?
What did Moses do on holy ground?

I think whatever it is you "see" needs to be tested by the word of God, otherwise you are under deception.
Remember the demon-possessed girl who was always giving prophecies until the apostles rebuked her?
Not all gifts are from God, and even if it were, it is not "unhackable".
The best form of deception is 97% truth, 3% lie.

You've said a lot of truths here, but a seed of lie is often undetectable in a flowing stream of truth...and that seed is very dangerous...but for God's Spirit!

Dlordsamurai:
thats sleep paralysis and there is a spiritual meaning to it.

What is the meaning of it?

taoheedoriloye:
Which war? Do you know how many yorubas and ibos married each other since last 20 years ago?
Who want fight who?
God knows I most marry ibo woman!

Why? Enlighten we.

No be una put Aboki for Aso rock?
Those are Buhari's cows.
Just be happy the cow is not dropping shite on cars as they are going.

Evaberry:
you are a MAn who is wicked and selfish

just because she refused to become your slave you tag her lazy.. you don't deserve her.
you even slapped her yet she didn't leave you.



you complain too much!!!!

your marriage palava is not our business or wahala.
.
we didn't fuvk her with you!!!!

This post is dripping with estrogen and lack of sense.
Must be a really young girl...

blindspot:
Check me out

Bruh WTF?

Thermodynamics:
Bag of Shit...
Thick girls always have mouth odor

Conc low self esteem dey worry this one.
I take it You feel you can never gbagaun a woman like her hence you trying to slur her.

For all you know, her asshole probably smells better than your stinking mouth.

royal231:
3 yrs no b 3 days.. Think before u ask

you have said absolutely nothing logical or relevant to the topic at hand.
Think before you quote.

Now hold on, does he masturbate? Is he into porn?
When he does it, does his penis rise?

He might just need to go through a period of Not fapping to restore his virility.

Most times this is more psychological than it is physiological. His brain might not understand how to be aroused without those aids.

He also likely has Low-T. He should increase that by taking some doctor-guided supplements AND get into a manly gym activity like weight-lifting to increase his testosterone.

He should also do lots of pelvic thrusts to tighten his lower abs which connects to other muscles that support that side. At the end of the day, the penis is a muscle. The fitter you are overall, the better it works.

It is not the end of the road.


... In the mean time, what is stopping him from perfecting his tongue game? At this rate he needs to be slurping her up front and back (yes groceries) until she nuts to make sure she is properly taken care of. In fact, this alone makes many women satisfied more than just basic p*nile stabbing.

Nigerians can be so boring when it comes to sex sha.

Cinderella5:
Let's talk about sex, don't be shy, this is the 21st century where we are liberated, we should discuss freely, non judgemental open minded guys are welcome too and pls ignore any retarded male who comes here to spew thrash cos they are hypocrites and broke.

Having said that, if you are to mould your dream man, will you prefer a long or fat D?
If you don't want to talk based on personal experience, you can talk based on what you have heard or learnt


As for me, Girth over length (from information i have gathered).

Why are you working off "information you have gathered?".
Why do you need "external information" to assert what matters or doesn't matter to you?

This is why women are never happy...

Take a break from relationships. Hit the gym. reduce calories.
Better yourself while love finds you again.

Melian:
I wouldn't have a problem with that. I'm more beautiful than my sisters. Even without that, I can't marry an idiot who'll go after his sister inlaw

"An idiot" she says.
"Go after" she says.

Dem go dey chop toto for dayz

The first one, I can ignore with willpower.
The second one...this is the kind of thing that enlaves a man

pocohantas:
Men who do not smoke, drink or womanise are very man enough to me. Where you wan take get them?

Let's not forget the health benefits of abstaining from these three things.

All da one na wash.
Many guys like that exist, but young girls will always say one thing and use their toto to follow another thing.

At least with young guys, they use their mouth AND dick to tell you what they want so there is no confusion or cognitive dissonance. Everyone knows exactly where they stand.

If he wasn't a womanizer, you wouldn't have given him the time of day. End of!

akanbiaa:
The Pastor said the groom has no papers meaning
1. He can be deported anytime
2. He is likely to be in Illegal stuffs since he has no Legal presence
3. The pastor cherishes the bride as a daughter and knows with all these red lights the groom might just want to use the bribe to get papers no genuine love and commitment.

This is all correct yes, but listen when people are talking and stop responding emotionally...

Was it right to lead them on like that only to publicly disgrace them? That is not scriptural. These are things that are settled BEFORE the wedding.

He should have said he wasn't doing instead of making a mockery of not just the guy, but his so called "daughter" as well. He achieved nothing other than destroying this girl to boost his own ego.

The man obviously loves attention and he doesn't care who he destroys to get it.

cococandy:
Then he chips in too.
Is he above cooking and cleaning?

So the man that is likely the one working and making the money is who should now come back to a house where a non-working woman is to now begin doing domestics again.

Haba woman, fear God.

I have told him that the house is too big for me alone to maintain

Is she working?
Does she have a job?

Because if she doesn't, that phrase alone is a sure sign of her abject stupidity

swiz123:
As a husband,you shouldn't care if she bows for her so called religious leaders,so long as she respects you and perform her marital duties with vigor.please op,do not spoil the minds of so many husbands who would come to read this thread.like you said,women are emotional so let us understand them.
His the like button all the ladies

You did a very sly and under-handed thing here. Don't think it wasn't noticed.

You took the message targeted at a specific subgroup A of women and weakened it for another subgroup B, thereby making subgroup A (the target) think they are subGroup B (because human beings hate to feel that they are the target of correction even though they are) to through-and-through disregard the whole and very important message.

You did this wicked thing just to gather likes from women to make your day.
You have been seen for what you are.

Now to the women, listen to this. Remember that you too will also stand before God and account for the disrespect you are showing the man He put in your life. Just so we are clear, that man is your husband.

Bellfun:
Seriously?!
I thought the requirements for that would be Registry stuff?
Abeg tell me more

Can't remember if it's so in Canada (that's where this vid was recorded), but in the US for sure you have to do an interview.
They question you both seperately to be sure you both actually know each other. Sometimes, the kinds of questions they ask each person about the other are things that legit married couples can't even answer.

And ofcourse, the focus of the hard questions will be on the immigrant.
Dem wan fawk you up ni

E.g Does your spouse like to sleep on their back, their side, or their belly?
Does your spouse prefer coke to pepsi?
What are the names of all your spouse's uncles?
What does your spouse like to eat in the morning?
What does your wife weigh? (As if any woman will reveal something like that to anyone )

eyinjuege:
Just to correct something, the OP bought the milk after the incident. In order to replace the milk he took, if milk was the problem. He didn't buy the milk before the incident
The issues are deeper then the milk, I believe. For all you know, the couple are also struggling.
When living with others /visiting others you learn to package yourself. You often don't eat as much, you help around the house.

Thank you!
The woman had to spark for him before he realized he needed to go buy his own provisions that he can eat anyhow.
That is only a symptom of the quintessential lack of wisdom the OP has. Who knows what other things he had been doing before earning the title "wasteful". When something is not yours, you curb your excesses with it.

That type of person can enter the woman's pot and start picking more than one meat everytime he wants to eat.
He did not contribute anything, neither are they his family members.

And do you know the funniest thing? It is people like the OP that will often be the first to fight someone else who abuses their hospitality or consumes their resources without discretion. But they lack the neccessary level of self-reflection to know when they are being parasitic to others.

I believe that mental illness is called narcissism.