₦airaland Forum

peacefull:
Oh! That means I'm correct!
Contree meaning country! Yeahhh!! ＼(*´∇｀*)／

Yea u re correct

Noooo! It's ok! You did nothing wrong!
At least I had fun word "corntree"
Like my Katakana English! When I speak English is like that!

Thanks for ur understanding ma'am

Yes, I'm a Japanese. Hello from Japan!

Hello from Nigeria

I checked about it.
Abule-egba is place's name? Close to Lagos?
Dwellers is somebody living there?
Am I correct?
And that means maybe you said or you thought Nigerian person who living Abule-egba saying or claiming he/she is from Japan.
Am I correct?

You are very very correct dearie

I can't find out meaning this word "sha".
Please what is meaning sha?
I like to know!

Lol, the word "sha" is from my language but even me i dont know how to translate it to English
But the best meaning close is "anyways"
So we are safe if we say "sha" means "anyways" in English language.

I found out this website when I was very confusing about my marriage.
My husband is a Nigerian man.

Ooh!! What happened to ur marriage??
Ur husband is a Nigerian man? Which tribe is he from?

I still have never been to Nigeria before.
But I really hope I can visit one day!

Yea, we would be more than happy to receive you wholeheartedly., Nigeria is a good place with wonderful people, in my corntree its fun everyday,
When next ur man is coming, do well to come with him ok??

Bunnybee:
Wow! It looks so delicious and healthy. Op send me some na

Hun-hun

I like what i see

Can i press further??

Bunnybee:
Take heart ❤️. May she Rest In Peace.

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LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace

Chai Chai Chai




Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!!!



Brother sorry oohhh, may God give u the strength to overcome this storm.

I knew the value of wife wen my woman travel momentarily...

Condolences bro...

Beremx:
Obinoscopy how are you doing? Long time no post.

75 percent of your post reeks of sarcasm though.
A man who cannot hold a mere flag is not fit to rule a large entity like Nigeria. He should keep enjoying the loot of Lagos and leave Nigeria for those who are physically sound.

Btw, I wonder why Seun would change Tinubu Urchins to Tinubu supporters. For what reason?

You should ask him why he would also change Flat!nos to Easterners, and Aböki to Northerners..


Ori to n ta e yen.

Melagros:
He can do part time job, or he should remain in Nigeria and invest

bros, wen u re given just 20hrs to work in a week, how are u goin to cover a school fees amounting to something around 10 to 20k dollars.. its hard bro, its hard.

Even me i wanted to go with the students visa but not anymore, its the express visa i want to process now

flejnr2:
He is preparing to be the minister for transportation under tinubu , nice suit but a tout will always dress like one

he dressed fine, just shutup



If he was to be ur husband u would be all over him, massaging his ego like aare ona kakanfo

Softmirror:
WHAT DOES THE GREEN COLOUR OF THE NIGERIAN FLAG STAND FOR?

agriculture

Grace045:
Banning without doing necessary things

necessary tins like??

Oshiomole banned same okada wen he was the governor and heaven did not fall

opalu:
Government need to be more proactive than this. So that they dont increase the crime rate by kicking them out without a fall back plan.

And if u re to recommend a fall back plan what would it be??

DaddyGideon:
My question too

Even me bro, i want to jakpa but i cant use study route, study route is too expensive aswear, how do u expect me to lavish around 30million naira just to get a paper??

I can school there if i secure a working visa, at least i wil know what i am doin and what i am falling into.

peacefull:
Sorry, What is corntree?
Corn? I checked it, But I can't find out what is meaning corntree.

But seems like "country".
Oh! maybe you use it like my Katakana English?!

Since I was born, Japan is my home corntree!
I was born in here, grew up here and still living here!
So, Yesss! Japan is my home corntreeeee!!

Sorry, I can't read this
Nigerian language?

When we want to make a mockery of a particular country we change it to corntree in Nigeria

Sorry i didn't know u re a japanese, my bad..am sorry for the lousiness, forgive my manners


What i said using my native language is(in translation) All these Abule-egba dwellers sha...





But wait, if truly u re a Japanese, how come u know about a forum in down-down Nigeria?? Have u even bn to this part of the world before??

Melagros:
I'll advise that you shouldn't leave the country unless, on a study visa

but study visa is expensive bro..

How would he get school fees to pay??

Tunjibalogun:
I seriously don't understand how my dad is always broke. He's been paid pension monthly oo which is equivalent to the chunk salary he got while working.
He's not training anyone, he's not the one providing money for food in the house.

I have tried to investigate what happens and I found out that he keeps a lot of friends and spend those money on his friends buying drinks and living large. Well, I don't pity him again. If he likes he should always be broke that's his business.

So far he's not training anyone again, and all his children are doin fine.

Mama nko?? I am sure she ok hersef..(she's even ok, what i am sayin) you wey dey talk, no be abroad u dey??
I saw ur argument with ednut1 on a Canadian thread on ednut friend created, so i know u re ok


So now, plss allow the baba to enjoy his life small before he cross over to the other divide.

To train pikins and manage wife no be wasa ooh, now the burden is gone, its tym to jolificate..

Abeg allow baba to flex, that is the essence of retirement sir.


But make he no dey carry woman if mama is still alive ooh.

Acidosis:
Growing indigenously means providing incentives for indigenous products to thrive competitively or better than foreign goods, not banning foreigners (human faces and models) outrightly across industries. Learn the key difference (products and humans). Models are humans not commodities like rice or electronics.

You wan go do healthcare, IT, and oil and gas work for Canada as a black man but you're against white faces acting as models in your country. Make it make sense na.

How would you feel if Canada or any other country bans black faces in public and online ads?? Na you go first scream racism, you bl.oody racist!

Alaye makanra momi ooh

Acidosis:
Racist country.

see am, see am...lagosian

Na una go talk say we need to grow indigenously, na una go still wail.

Na una dey talk say make dem barn importing cars for innoson and co, abi no be so?

E ko bose n seyin lo.

sarrki:
That’s the next Nigeria president

But u declared ur allegiance to atiku on tuita just recently na

peacefull:
I'm sorry for very late reply to you.

It's ok!
Everybody have own opinion!
Of course I'm not happy whenever I saw peoples insulting my country.
But always good to me to know peoples' opinion.
I can learn!

Which ur corntree??

When did Japan become ur home corntree??

Awon omo abule-egba yii sha.

everythinggirly:
Can Nigeria ever The day Nigeria will change completely like china, I go cook rice and turkey for everybody!

U wil will long but i dont tink that will be ur generation.. am sory bro, that is the situation on ground now

Felabrity:
Nigeria is very far behind

You are wrong bro, Nigeria no dey behind any nation

Abi person wey no follow compete dey carry last??

Michelle70:
i take back my pledge to Nigeria.

"May Ogun kill all our heroes past"

Abeg na night we dey, let me sleep in peace abeg

halaqasa:
All way nah way bro

Everyone nah hustler


Easiest route is via study permit

but if i go tru student permit, how a wan con take pay school fees??

$20k, $15k, $10k, $14k all these no be small money ooh, where a wan see am?? Na wetin dey fear me be that bro

halaqasa:
University 1 is like a general class

It's more like if you are clueless and don't knw which course to study, you can enrol for university 1 which is your first year, do general courses, then your course adviser will advise you the best course you should go for based on our academic result/performance.

bro pls i want to migrate as well either as a student or express visa but i dont know which one is the best.
The main tin is that na hustle a wan hustle no be school a wan really go for(though i wil stil study but that will be later)

Now i am confused i dont know which one is quicker and economical. Pls advice me.

OlujobaSamuel:
LoL, read the post again.
You might have to read like 5times to get it.
I got it once sha

maybe he edited it, he didn't put a clue to decide the location na

Generalwoodz:
Where I live has christians and considerable numbers of Muslims.

One time a mad pig from the Christian side dug out a freshly buried corpse and pleasurably had a hearty meal and left skeleton as leftovers.

The Muslim community were shocked to her ancient foundations and utterly discombobulated. One could see them going hysterical and hurling expletives and swore to viciously retaliate... How they wanted to pull that off, yours sincerely don't know.

They struck the drum of war, fanned the embers of trouble and drew their swords for blood.

...

At the end nothing happened. Call it 'initial gra gra" and you're right.

They knew they'd be crushed into bits if they attacked the Christians on such flimsy ground.

The Christians owns the community.

Since then they learned to bury their deceased more deeper. The fear of pigs is the beginning of wisdom.

pls where did this happen??

Region!!?

Generalwoodz:
Where I live has christians and considerable numbers of Muslims.

One time a mad pig from the Christian side dug out a freshly buried corpse and pleasurably had a hearty meal and left skeleton as leftovers.

The Muslim community were shocked to her ancient foundations and utterly discombobulated. One could see them going hysterical and hurling expletives and swore to viciously retaliate... How they wanted to pull that off, yours sincerely don't know.

They struck the drum of war, fanned the embers of trouble and drew their swords for blood.

...

At the end nothing happened. Call it 'initial gra gra" and you're right.

They knew they'd be crushed into bits if they attacked the Christians on such flimsy ground.

The Christians owns the community.

Since then they learned to bury their deceased more deeper. The fear of pigs is the beginning of wisdom.

I didn't want to quote but after like 45mins of regurgitation i had to quote u.

For the 45mins na laf a dey laf since...i don't know what to say to u but u better dont let the dead body relatives see what i bolded there, else 600years for u

siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.

If nudity is what u wil be teaching ur children coupled with ur vague goodmotherism then i shake head for ur unborn seeds.

advanceDNA:
Nigga will soon get killed by that woman....

and it will all be self defence for her especialy when theres no footage of witness

Leave the weyrey.

I dont want him to die but i want him stabbed by that devilish woman, i want him stabbed and one if his kidneys condemned from the damage.

Next tym he wil get sense, even if hin no get hin go borrow.

Blackfire:
Igbo people eeeeh

And wen did it become a sin to marry a second wife??


Even if na igbo nko??

phelonrays:
The trendy now is

Emi Lo Kan .

But that is not an English word na

Agberoism

Japa...
Subwords are:- japa-ing, japa-ed

Oloshoism

Baby Mamarism

Boko Haramic

Buharist...
This is a person known to be our president loyalist (no political undertone please)

Iberiberism

These words and many more are now creeping into the regular conventional words and are being used day by day.

Pls add urs so i can save into my personal dictionary.

EZENDDIGBO:
My salary is just 50k, I have a wife and two sons, though tender but the house I rented last two years had been sold by someone's else .They gave us six months to pack out and the six months just elapsed.
However, I was thinking I could raise the money on time but I couldn't..the expenses is much, The new landlord's brother is threatening us to pack out but we're still pleading for more time.

Someone said I should collect loan from from fairmoney but when I access the interests I would be paying every month , the interest is much for someone like me who earned 50k as salary .
When I click on fairmoney for a loan like 150k(6months duration) I will be paying 38k or 36k every month but how would I fend or cater for the needs of my family..
This quit notice the new Landlord issue to me since February is frustrating me. I'm really depressed, I don't know if I should go for the loan or not cos the house I'm looking for is even between 250k or more..

Pls what should i do? ..I'm so confused..

here, the only mistake u will make is going for a shelter of 250k.

What is 50k salary that u re proposing a rent of 250k?? Better dey manage a room and palour or even a single room fess and be praying for a better upgrade in salary.

Secondly, me, i cant collect loan to service debt ooh, never