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Jokes EtcRe: When You Have A Job Interview With Diamond Bank. by 2rez: 8:18pm On Jan 16, 2016
JumpingChicken:
I wonder when these Moderators will grow up.
They've grown up, it's just that they aint acting it. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by 2rez: 5:25pm On Jan 16, 2016
kilode100:
Meaning?
A womanising man is a full LovePeddler in the bedroom.. They know the right places to touch and I love being touched..
Who cares whose bed he crawls out from??

Loving money more than me only means he's gonna be super duper rich and That's a nice thing abi?

I also smoke substances.. It all works out very well.
Truely u are nutty by nature. U also smoke substances cool
CelebritiesRe: Did Fela Kuti Invent Twerking? (photo) by 2rez: 5:22pm On Jan 16, 2016
Afrok:
Nah twerking be that or kolomental? shocked
grin
CelebritiesRe: My Grandma Calls Me Korede Bello. Do I Really Look Like Him by 2rez: 5:04pm On Jan 16, 2016
Patiently waiting for the day another confusionist go say hin great grandpa says he looks like Taye Taiwo cheesy
CelebritiesRe: My Grandma Calls Me Korede Bello. Do I Really Look Like Him by 2rez: 5:01pm On Jan 16, 2016
nellaluv:
This is reallllllllllllly painful... Somebody shoot me already cry
No b u shoot urself by urselfhuh...& moreover, that aint news, the news is u don dey old oh. U suppose don marry by now grin
Car TalkRe: Vehicle Veered Into Bush On Oyo-ogbomoso Road by 2rez: 1:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
Chicagoesontop:
Now Let Me Shock You And Tell You How A Little And Negative Minded You Are ... The Caption Of The Story Said MIRACLE ESCAPE FOR PASSENGERS, And Wherever You See Miracle Take Place A Marvelous Thing Has Happened . Many Little Accidents Than This One Has Happened And Many People Lost Their Lives, But In This Case Accident As Huge As This Am Talking From What I See In The Pics And The Position Of The Car, And No Body Lost A Life, Isn't That Marvelous To You ?? That You Are There Alive Typing Things Now In This 2016 Is Not Marvelous To You I Guess, Let Me Shock You Again, The People Involved In This Kind Of Accident And Didn't Lose Their Lives Wherever They Are Now, Their Mouth Will Be Full Of Praises To God By Now Because They Witnessed A Marvelous Thing And Still Live To Testify Of It, Tell Me It's Still Not A Marvelous Thing In Your Eyes That You Didn't Even Get Involved In Any Accident Till Now,Is It Not A Marvelous Thing In Your Eyes ? Again, If You Have Lost Anything GOD Is The Reason Why You Have Not Lost Everything So We Need To Praise GOD For His Marvelous Intervention Over Death In This Situation And In Every Other Situation.

GOD IS GOOD BACK TO BACK, AND I PRAISE HIM ALL THE TIME.

Thank you in advance for your understanding over this issue and stop insulting me unnecessarily.God Bless You !!
Negative mindedhuh Oh my! I bet u dont know what that means. Had it been God had slapped u the moment u spewed that ill shi.t comment, ur senses would have been restored to good nick. This silly kid ranting & raving on here still. Guess ranting & raving is marvelous in ur eyes cheesy
Car TalkRe: Vehicle Veered Into Bush On Oyo-ogbomoso Road by 2rez: 9:54am On Jan 15, 2016
Chicagoesontop:
Na wetin this mumu dey talk huh abeg i no get time for minors without understanding like you ..
Lol@minor. Mr major u cant grasp what am saying cos u a brain dead. Simply put, u are just there. NL is a forum where u make rational comments & not otherwise. Needless to waste my time on kids coming up on NL lately spewing bullshit n cow urine. Accident is marvelous in ur eyes, smh! Lols.Likes of u need brain implant. Anyway, go to school & dont be late. Run along.
Car TalkRe: Vehicle Veered Into Bush On Oyo-ogbomoso Road by 2rez: 12:11am On Jan 15, 2016
Chicagoesontop:
Thank GOD ooo, thi is the Lord's Doing And It Is Marvelous In Our Eyes !!
Oginni shocked, Lord's doing? Marvelous in ur eyeshuh God forbid, no be my eyes. U need to be visited & tested like seriously. Two things are involved, either u were high on dry pawpaw leaf soaked in Sapele water for days while typing that gibberish or u just wanna comment to get likes from people that reason just like u. Smh! May God reason ur matter to reset & restore ur sanity.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya And Beautiful Ladies At British Airways Lounge, Lagos Airport(pic by 2rez: 11:48pm On Jan 14, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: People Say I Look Like Davido, Is It True? (pics) by 2rez: 11:40pm On Jan 14, 2016
If people say u resemble Davido, they simply mean u resemble teenage mutant, aka ninja turtle. Case closed. Next... grin
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 11:23pm On Jan 14, 2016
MhizTessy:
Lollll
You guys cheesy cheesy
U dey mind dat silly rude dirty boy wey dey pee for body @ his age & stage. Abomination, tufiakwa!!!. U need Jesus grin. Make the yeye superman wanabe, shift small for me make i fit spread mat na hin transcend into this means war fah. Goridoe, this is just the beginning, if u 've never blown up into smithereens, lols.
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 11:14pm On Jan 14, 2016
Goridoe:
lol oloshi grin
Oloshi keh, **i jump & pass tongue
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 11:13pm On Jan 14, 2016
Goridoe:
**turns superman, hold grenade with bare hand and throw it back inside your pocket** grin grin grin


GBAM. GBOOM.. GBOOOOOOOOOM
bomboclat angry
Too much hollywood Apkuruka turn superman. Dey there make pant dey wear u. U don bomb along with am i still a virgin's thread. **sobbing, goridoe don kpafuka cry**
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 10:39pm On Jan 14, 2016
MhizTessy:
This one wey una dey burn on top my thread, abegiiii o, no con burn Nairaland o
If ur thread no catch fire, how we wan move to the next thread na? One must burn before another start. As in burn finish.**throw bomb for ur thread, run fah** grin
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 10:34pm On Jan 14, 2016
Goridoe:
kikiki **appears suddenly at ur doorstep** hahahaha laughs mysterically, u think u can hit and run? hahahahaha **carry diesel pour for ur body, light fire** con still piss for ur body join grin grin grin grin
Buhahaha, common stop chasing after shadows cheesy. My two cent advise, ur weed intake, knock it off. cheesy Ur head no carry am otherwise u'll keep laughing hysterically. Lols @ hit & run... lols @ piss for ur body. Dirty little boy... scumbag! wink
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks About Dasukigate by 2rez: 10:24pm On Jan 14, 2016
Must he talk? Hon, every fucking jargons u said was a hit back to back. Egbon Patrick, if u want sense, come to nairaland & collect it grin
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 10:00pm On Jan 14, 2016
Goridoe:
why ago shift for youhuh if u wan book space, waka front na.. hian.! **sprinkle water on ur mat**.......... **spread my mat comfortably while sipping on my coda**
Okoro, naso u selfish? U yearn bs finish still con water my mat. Sho! Oh k. **pack mat, pour petrol on ur mat, light fire shocked hiss & spit inside ur coda**magarized imbe cheesy
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 9:50pm On Jan 14, 2016
7footre:
Brotherly! Swear say you no go like view same grin
No be lie na true u lie grin
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 4:49pm On Jan 14, 2016
Goridoe:
** Spreads another mat beside urs **.... *yawns*
Abeg shift for me *spreads mat besides urs while sipping some rum*
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 4:47pm On Jan 14, 2016
Tobium1:
U started fvcking from age 6?? Ah!!!
*in falzthebahdguy's voice* my brotha it is not like a joking stuff cheesy
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 4:43pm On Jan 14, 2016
honeric01:
Socially and morally not a virgin too.
Spiritually and nairalandly not a virgin too
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by 2rez: 4:39pm On Jan 14, 2016
7footre:
Graphical presentation of the specimen in question would greatly aid our hypothesis which would inturn ensure the matter is concluded without much ado..... tenq
grin shayo master
PoliticsRe: Budget Not Missing, President Buhari Secretly Withdrew It - Sahara Reporters by 2rez: 10:58am On Jan 13, 2016
nnachukz:
my dear thanks. All of us just want an open government that can tell us the truth even when it is not too sweet to hear.
That's the bitter truth u just nailed
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria's Budget Is Intact With Clerk Of The House Of Reps." - Yakubu Dogara by 2rez: 10:50pm On Jan 12, 2016
Naija i hail thee! Bring back our girls now to bring back our budget. Whole bunch of reprobates. Naija's 2016 budget if not found will soon be a hit back to back...
PoliticsRe: Budget Not Missing, President Buhari Secretly Withdrew It - Sahara Reporters by 2rez: 10:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
nnachukz:
We already know. They wanted to secretly change the figures and then tell us the initial figures were erroneously reported to tarnish the president's image in case you are in doubt you can go to NAS to check the budget. But they have failed in their lies and deceit.
Do u drink? If yeah, 6 bottles of courvoisier fo u n if nope, 6 sachets of pure water grin. Spot on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 12th January 2016 by 2rez: 7:14pm On Jan 12, 2016
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RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Guy Because He Wanted To Take Her On A Date With 'Kabu Kabu' by 2rez: 6:02pm On Jan 12, 2016
emperorchedda:
Girls are the architect of their loss of dignity
shocked this means war oh. Next time, use some and not girls. Do not start what u cant finish bruh grin
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Stunning In New Photos by 2rez: 6:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
2016 & some baez never reason stop 'em yeye crippling pose, smh! So nauseating sad. Aunty Yemi, biko leave cripple pose for ur aburos. grin
TravelRe: Trailer Saved Another From Falling This Morning In Lagos by 2rez: 12:20pm On Jan 07, 2016
ableguy:
Tell them, everything is about enemies. By the way the lord told us to always pray for our enemies.
grin
PoliticsRe: N4.7bn Cars: Buhari Can’t Dictate To Us –n’assembly by 2rez: 4:42pm On Jan 01, 2016
drmax:
Buhari is only fighting for the interest of Nigeria and Nigerians. Nigerians have the responsibility to stand with our president and be prepared to bring down any person or group of persons working against the interest of this country. We can not condole criminality and waste of scarce resources especially now that our economy is in a mess. Should the senate members decide to go ahead and purchase the vehicles, they should be ready to contend with nigerians. Nigeria is ours, the senate is ours and this demicracy is ours. Any right thinking senator would stand with our president on this issue.
Also, in which ever area we feel the presidency is wasteful, we should call them to order. It is not about the personality but the nation and our economy.
Nice spot on from a very GCON-good citizen of naija wink. Do u drink? Plz say yeah. Infact wetha u drink/nawt, u deserve a bottle of courvoisier. Bar man, do u work grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Reveals Her Baby's Face (Photo) by 2rez: 6:09pm On Dec 25, 2015
vislabraye:
She don tire to dey hide him face huh
U dey mind her? Our celebritiez ehn... Unto say Beyonce sef hid her pikin face fo long b4 unravelin it, Tiwa don cramp her style shapaly. Imagine! Copy rat grin

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